Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 145

Chapter 145

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At least he no longer has to go to great lengths to sneak into Losweiser's room for his prenatal education plans.

All you have to do is wait until she falls asleep at night, and then bombard the second child with information about human culture.

Thinking this, Leon shrugged. "Now there are two votes in favor and one abstention, so no matter which one I choose, it won't change the outcome."

Hearing her Dad say that, Noa's tense little face finally showed a slight smile. "Okay, then Daddy, you can move into Mom's room later."

"Oh, so urgent..."

"Uh-huh."

"Okay, I'll move over there later."

"Yay~ Daddy Mom are going to live together~" Mu En happily raised his hands and wagged his tail.

The couple looked at each other simultaneously.

Losweiser's expression was somewhat complicated, making it difficult to discern her true feelings about cohabitation.

But without a doubt, the ill-fated couple will begin living together after marriage starting tonight.

No time to reminisce about the past when we slept separately; now, the ones rushing to the battlefield are couples living together!

Meanwhile, our professional dragon slayer Leon Casmod, is already strategizing his first move tonight.

The "seven-point ban" issued by Losweiser was already rendered ineffective in less than a day. Hmm... okay, then let's use this tonight to fire the first shot at her!

After dinner, the two Dragon girl helped Leon move.

Actually, he didn't have much to move. After all, he came here with the goal of taking over the Silver Dragon Sanctuary, and no one told him that he was going to "settle down" here.

His clothes and some daily necessities were all bought for him by Losweiser. His most valuable possession was his Black-Gold War Chariot, but it was currently locked in Losweiser's warehouse.

That's about it.

The daughters, each carrying two storage boxes, walked out of the nursery one after the other.

After confirming that his daughters had left, Leon looked at Losweiser.

"You told me last night that I wasn't allowed in your room after seven o'clock, but today we're moving in together. Ah, life, every day is full of surprises." - Yi

Losweiser crossed her arms and glanced at him, knowing he was deliberately teasing her, but fortunately, the Queen had long since mastered the art of responding to any challenge.

"Agreeing to live together doesn't mean anything; I just don't want to disappoint my daughter. But you—" the neighbor said.

Leon raised an eyebrow. "Me? What's wrong?" (Umbrella)

"Hmph, you seem quite pleased. What, you really enjoy sleeping in the same room as me?" (2)

"That's enough, Pu Messenger Dragon. I'm only doing this for my daughter." Lin

Sure enough, in every aspect, their daughter served as a shield for this ill-fated couple.

After a brief exchange, Leon also took a storage box, opened a drawer in his desk, and put away several books and the letter his master had given him earlier.

Oh, and of course, there's the teddy bear on the table, a gift from Losweiser back in Flowing Cloud Valley, which he's also put in his storage box. V

After tidying up, he and Losweiser stood in the doorway, looking around the small nursery.

Hiss--

Having lived here for so long, I'm actually a little reluctant to leave now that I'm moving.

After all, many "unforgettable" things have happened in this nursery.

What was that saying again?

The cabin may be small, but it has created a legend!

After a brief moment of reflection, the two left the nursery and locked the door.

When they returned to Losweiser's room, the two little ones had already volunteered to start preparing for Daddy Mom's cohabitation.

First, there's clothing; the two of them will be sharing a wardrobe from now on.

They stood in front of the large wardrobe, discussing where to hang this piece and where to hang that piece.

The couple stood silently by and watched the scene unfold, offering no instructions to their daughters and letting them handle it on their own.

The original intention was to respect her daughter's ideas and cultivate her sense of autonomy, but when Mu En started rummaging through the wardrobe, Losweiser's expression suddenly changed.

Leon keenly noticed this. "What's wrong?"

"It's over... Mu En, wait a minute—"

They tried to stop it, but it was too late.

Mu En turned around, holding a black strapless bodysuit in one hand and a pair of black stockings in the other, and asked blankly, "Mom, is this some kind of new pajama?"

Leon looked at the clothes in his daughter's hand and instantly guessed what they were.

Hmm... in some ways, it is indeed pajamas—

Of course, the clothes you wear to bed are pajamas.

Losweiser smiled awkwardly, quickly walked over and took the bunny girl outfit from Mu En's hands, then hid it behind her back. "N-nothing, just an old outfit I was planning to throw away."

Mu En nodded, turned around and continued hanging up clothes with her sister.

Leon stepped forward, turned slightly, and whispered in Losweiser's ear.

"That bunny girl thing happened a long time ago, right?"

Losweiser glared at him. "What are you trying to say?"

Leon shrugged and gestured towards the bunny girl costume in her hand. "If you really wanted to throw it away, would you still have it? Tsk, Dragon Queen, you're not still craving the bunny girl play from last time, are you?"

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll gag you with these socks," Losweiser threatened through gritted teeth.

Leon shrank his neck and raised his hand to his mouth, making a "zipper" gesture.

As they were flipping through the pages, Noa suddenly turned around, carrying a strange uniform.

"Mom, is this some kind of new pajama set?"

The eldest daughter was holding a pure white uniform with a red cross on it.

This time, Leon was speechless, while Losweiser tried her best to suppress her laughter.

"Okay, just leave it there. Mom might do it later..."

She glanced at the Dragon Slayer beside her; the scoundrel was also looking at her. Their eyes met briefly, and Losweiser gave a soft snort, averting her gaze before speaking meaningfully.

"Maybe it'll come in handy."

"Okay."

Noa nodded, turned around, folded the nurse's uniform, and put it aside.

Losweiser glanced at Leon again, then stuck out her tongue and made a face at him.

Leon rolled his eyes at her, put his hands in his pockets, and remained silent.

The daughters continued organizing and tidying up the wardrobe.

The couple couldn't help but feel a little nervous, wondering if they would find any other play props.

For example, a small pointer, high heels, an eye mask, etc...

Wow!

Mu En exclaimed in surprise.

The couple's hearts jumped into their throats at that exclamation.

Please, please don't include anything that's too inappropriate for children!

"They're matching couple pajamas!"

The two sisters turned around, each carrying a nightgown.

The two pajamas are the same style, except that Noa's is pink and Mu En's is blue.

Upon seeing this, the couple secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

That was a set of matching pajamas they bought during their last date in Sky City, inspired by Director Noa's short essay on "Parents' Love".

But I haven't worn it yet.

For them, couple pajamas are nothing but prison uniforms!

I won't wear it, I'd rather die than wear it!

However, some people think differently.

"Daddy Mom, after you move in together, will you be able to wear these matching pajamas every day?" Mu En asked excitedly.

Losweiser replied, "Ah... yes, yes."

"Okay~"

Mu En expressed his anticipation for this.

But Noa felt that her Mom Daddy were fooling them.

She remembered that she bought the pajamas when she was writing an essay, which was a long time ago.

But for so long, it has been kept in the closet in Mom's room, and the tags on the pajamas are still on, which means they have never worn them.

Therefore, it's highly unlikely that they will wear it just because the rooms have changed from separate to cohabitation.

Noa's bright eyes darted around, and she had an idea in mind.

However, she didn't directly suggest that her Mom Daddy the pajamas; instead, she quietly put them away.

After the couple had almost finished organizing and putting away Leon's clothes and personal belongings, they were just about to breathe a sigh of relief when Noa suddenly asked,

"Daddy Mom, you'll continue living together, right?"

The two were taken aback, looked at each other, and wondered why Noa had asked such a question.

But Leon nodded anyway. "Yes, my Mom and I will continue to live together, so that I can take good care of her."

Noa nodded thoughtfully. "Okay, I understand."

After saying that, she took her sister's hand, "Well then, Mu En and I won't disturb Daddy Mom's living together anymore, goodnight~"

Goodnight, Daddy Mom!

After saying goodnight, the two little ones held hands and jogged away from Losweiser's room.

Leon was confused. "What did she mean by that just now?"

Losweiser frowned slightly. "I don't know... I've never been able to guess what Noa is thinking. Anyway, we've already moved in together as our daughter wished, so—"

Losweiser turned around and pointed to the sofa. "From today onwards, that's your bed."

Does living together mean sleeping in the same bed?

With a room this big, there's nowhere you can't find a place to sleep.

There are always more solutions than problems.

Leon also anticipated that Losweiser would make him sleep on the sofa after they moved in together.

Whatever, let him sleep with her. It's not like he really wants to sleep in bed with Losweiser.

Just thinking about it gives me nightmares!

However, adhering to the principle of "not easily giving in to the Dragon Queen," Leon said.

"But my daughter said she wants me to take care of you. How can I take care of you if we don't sleep together?"

"Do I need your help?"

"That's not necessarily true. What if you want a drink of water or to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but when you open your eyes you... you run into a spider or something... tsk tsk tsk~"

"Shut up! There can't be a single spider in my Silver Dragon Sanctuary! And even if there were, I... I wouldn't let you into my bed!" She didn't sound very confident when she said this.

"Hehehe, so it seems that in your heart, I'm even more annoying than a spider."

"That's right!"

"Oh, so... you're admitting that I'm in your heart?"

"Such corny pickup lines, Casmod, they don't disgust me at all."

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