Chapter 147
"And you promised me that you would put up with my temper tantrums during my pregnancy."
Leon sighed, glanced back at the empty bed, and thought that if he were to steal from Losweiser's house now, she would definitely follow him.
After all this fuss, I'm not going to get any sleep tonight.
Okay, then let's all squeeze in here.
He lay back down, facing Losweiser —because the sofa was too small for them to sit back to back.
Their noses brushed against each other almost imperceptibly, their breaths gently exhaling onto each other's faces.
Losweiser glared angrily at Leon, while Leon looked helpless.
"Not scared now? Go to sleep if you're not scared. I still have to teach Mu En magic tomorrow." Leon closed his eyes.
Losweiser was still not satisfied.
She quietly reached out from under the covers, then aimed at Leon's stomach and pinched it hard—
The pain made Leon jolt so hard he almost fell off the sofa.
"Are you crazy, Dragon Queen? Keep your hands to yourself!"
"I'm pregnant, just bear with it!"
"Hey, you think I can't handle your temper?!"
Just as the couple was about to sit up on the sofa,
But just then, the door lock suddenly clicked...
"Shh~~~"
Upon hearing the door lock click, the couple simultaneously placed their index fingers on each other's lips as a gesture to be quiet.
Listen closely, and you'll hear a familiar voice coming from the doorway.
"Sister, what if we sneak into Mom's room and get caught?"
"We won't be discovered. Mom Daddy should be asleep by now. Besides, we're here to check on them and see if they've kept their promise. Even if we are discovered, nothing will happen."
"Okay, Mu En understands."
Ward rounds?
Honey, what have you been learning these past few months at the academy, with all this cohabitation and room checks?
It's hard not to suspect that Vice Principal Wilson, that old B-dragon, did some kind of brainwashing education on you, making you ship Dad Mom's relationship at home.
However, they didn't have time to guess about Noa's campus life; their immediate priority was to deal with this room check.
The couple simultaneously looked down at the scene on the sofa—
Great, they don't act like a couple on their first day of living together at all; they're more like a honeymoon couple about to have a big night on the sofa.
"It's Noa and Mu En..."
Losweiser's pupils flickered slightly, and she spoke faster, "No wonder Noa asked that question earlier, 'Will you two continue living together?' Actually, she felt from the beginning that we probably wouldn't live together properly, which is why she came to check on us."
Leon sighed, "It seems that having a daughter who's too smart isn't always a good thing..."
Mu En is alright; she's innocent, cute, and naive. She believes whatever her Mom Daddy —in short, she's easy to fool.
But Noa was clever to begin with, and as she grew older and gained more experience, it became increasingly difficult to get by with superficial tricks like before.
"Get into bed." After a brief brainstorming session, Losweiser said in a low voice.
This time, Leon had no choice but to agree.
The couple got off the sofa, each carrying a corner of the blanket around themselves, and the dog sneaked towards Losweiser's large bed.
But before they could even lie down, the two realized an even more serious problem.
They looked at each other and said at the same time, "Pajamas!"
After dinner, I promised Mu En that we would wear matching pajamas when we move in together.
But this was just for show; neither of them actually intended to wear such embarrassing matching pajamas with their nemesis.
But who would have thought there would be a ward round?
It would be terrible if I left my precious daughters with the impression that I was untrustworthy.
Leon quickly looked around. Luckily, he hadn't put the couple's pajamas into the closet earlier.
He quickly took it, then tossed the pink one to Losweiser, and nimbly slipped into his pajamas like a kangaroo.
This pajama set is a one-piece set, with a zipper that extends from the chest to the lower abdomen. You just need to crawl in from there to be dressed.
The sisters' footsteps grew closer, and in her haste, Losweiser had no choice but to put on the matching pajamas, without even taking off the thin nightgown she was wearing.
After getting dressed, the couple jumped into bed like carp diving into water.
To make it look more like "the first day of loving parents living together," they faced each other and slept in each other's arms.
Leon's arm was around Losweiser's slender waist, while Losweiser gently placed her hand on Leon's shoulder.
"Why do you put your arm around my waist so naturally?" Losweiser whispered.
"Practice makes perfect, my wife."
"Shut up!"
The couple quickly closed their eyes and pretended to be asleep.
The two little ones then pushed the bedroom door open a crack.
First, Noa's little head peeked in. She glanced around briefly, then a tuft of hair appeared under Noa's chin, followed by Mu En's little face.
The two sisters observed the bedroom together.
"The balcony is empty."
"The sofa is empty."
"The restroom is empty."
"Target confirmed, it's in bed, let's go!"
The Dragon girl Special Forces successfully infiltrated Dad Mom's bedroom.
They moved silently, lifting their legs high and landing lightly, in unison, one after the other, to the bedside.
To avoid being discovered, the two little ones first knelt down on the floor below the bed. After confirming that the two people on the bed were not reacting, they used their little hands to hold onto the edge of the bed and slowly peeked out.
"Mom's tail is tucked in; she looks like she's fast asleep," Mu En said.
When Dragon Race are fast asleep, they subconsciously tuck their tails in, otherwise they can't lie flat. This is as natural as human breathing, completely automatic.
Noa nodded. "I thought they wouldn't sleep together."
Mu En looked at her older sister, Jun Yangyi, and asked curiously, "If we don't sleep together, how do we sleep?"
Noa shrugged. "Mom sleeps in the bed, Daddy sleeps on the sofa."
As she spoke, Noa carefully tiptoed and looked toward the head of the bed.
Seeing her Mom wearing the pink matching pajamas, she looked away and smiled with satisfaction. "You're wearing pajamas too. It seems that Daddy Mom are really taking living together seriously."
Listening to the sisters' conversation, the couple in bed appeared calm on the surface, but were actually panicking.
If it weren't for the spider incident keeping me up late, my eldest daughter might have caught me red-handed tonight.
Looking at it this way, although the couple usually maintains this fake family in a very convincing way, in Noa's heart, they may still be a very "strange" couple.
While Daddy Mom are indeed "loving," there seems to be something else mixed in with that love.
Noa is too young to understand so many complex truths, so she can only use her own way to verify that "Daddy Mom love each other."
Fortunately, Daddy Mom have been doing very well so far.
Daddy really loves them, Mom no longer seems to show the same lost and sad expression as before.
"Sister, actually, once when you were at school, I came to see Daddy and Mom, and I found them sleeping together like this, hugging each other." Mu En suddenly said.
Noa raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"Really. But..."
Mu En stroked her chin, looking up as if recalling the scene. "Daddy Mom seemed very tired. Even though the sun was already high in the sky, they still didn't get up. And, and they had some red marks on their arms and necks."①
"Red scars?"
Mu En nodded, "Mmm, it seems like they were bitten by bugs. Mu En even put ointment on them~"
Dragon girl wore an expression that seemed to crave praise. (Part Three)
Noa smiled, pinched her younger sister's chubby cheeks, and said, "Mu En is very sensible."
Mu En smiled, her eyes narrowing, then asked worriedly, "Will there still be red marks on Daddy Mom's bodies when they wake up tomorrow morning?"
Noa scratched her head; she didn't quite understand what this so-called "red mark" was either. (Seven)
But Mom's room shouldn't have any weird bugs. "No way, if there are, we can just apply the medicine again."
"Mmm!"
At this moment, the two people on the bed were both crying and laughing.
The two sisters' words evoked a memory from their past.
The "once" that Mu En mentioned refers to the time when, after Losweiser used Blood Seduction to fall into a coma and woke up, Leon took her to "check off" various places in the back mountain, and they returned the next morning.
They were all exhausted when they got back, and they fell asleep as soon as they lay down together.
Mu En happened to see this scene, which made her mistakenly believe that the hickeys on the two of them were left by insects.
Those few days were undoubtedly some of the most shameful times in Losweiser's life.
But according to the "theory of relativity of wronged people," her shame proves that someone is going to laugh.
They lay on the bed, facing each other, very close together.
Upon hearing their daughters talking about this, they both opened their eyes and looked at each other simultaneously.
Leon wore a smile, a smile that held a deeper meaning;
Losweiser bit her lower lip, her face flushed, and glared angrily at Leon with her beautiful eyes.
Leon smiled and mouthed three words: "Strawberry Mark".
You scoundrel, do you think I didn't know my daughter was talking about a hickey? I didn't need you to remind me!
How could Losweiser be willing to let Leon mock her like that?
She glanced down at Leon's waist, and a thought struck her. With her index finger and thumb working together, she gently pinched his waist—
Ouch! A tingling sensation shot from my waist straight to the top of my head.
This move involves small movements and is not easily noticed, but its destructive power is astonishing.
Leon's face turned red with pain, but he gritted his teeth and endured it, knowing he absolutely couldn't make a sound that his daughters would notice.
Otherwise, he would definitely have to come forward to explain, and Losweiser could just stand by and watch the show as if nothing had happened.
I don't know where this Dragon Queen learned this trick. She's over two hundred years old, how come she's still pinching people's waists like a little girl?
Seeing the smug smile on Losweiser's face, Leon knew that she was dissatisfied again.
"Don't make a sound," Losweiser mouthed.
Following the Dragon Mark Don't Shine Challenge," here comes another " Don't Call Challenge," right?
Alright, Dragon Queen, since you want to play, I'll play with you!
The two daughters did not leave immediately. Instead, they turned around, sat on the carpet under the bed, leaned against the edge of the bed, and began to chat quietly.
As expected of someone who's favored, I'm fearless. Dad, after I sneaked in last night and was discovered, your Mom was incredibly "cruel" to me.
And now, look at you all, chatting so calmly.
Hiss~~~
The pain in his lower back interrupted Leon's thoughts.