Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 151

Chapter 151

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"You should have called 45. What are you doing jumping?" Leon glanced at him and then looked away.

"Hey, you bastard!" Yi

Leon's unconventional tactics drew a burst of laughter from the other contestants.

The wives' club in the audience, however, were somewhat unhappy.

"Oh dear~ how could this be? Isn't this a foul?" The Dragon Wives speaking was likely Mrs. Long, the wife of the eliminated male dragon. (Shan)

"I don't think so, since the boss didn't say anything."

"Damn it, what a cunning fellow, actually exploiting loopholes in the rules." (Phosphorus)

The wives, caught up in the moment, overlooked the possibility that a 'cunning fellow' might be nearby.

"Watch your words, miss." (Hiss)

A cold, indifferent voice came from behind.

The two Dragon Wives turned their heads and saw a silver-haired beauty.

"My husband is making reasonable use of the rules, how does that constitute exploiting loopholes?"

Hearing this, the Dragon Wives were indignant, but they couldn't find any reason to refute it, so they could only turn away awkwardly and shut their mouths.

Moreover... this silver-haired beauty's aura is definitely not that of an ordinary wife; it's best not to provoke her.

During the conversation, Leon eliminated another contestant.

"Eliminate two more, and I can move on to the next round," Leon thought to himself, while silently planning what strategy to use next.

"Let's start the next round with this lady in the trench coat."

The boss realized that if he let this kid keep going, the promotional event would be over in less than ten minutes, and then what would be the point of promoting it?

Leon shrugged, indicating he had no objection.

Strong heroes in the current version are always banned; those who know, know.

When it was the mysterious woman in the trench coat's turn to call out the numbers, she parted her lips slightly, her voice a little hoarse.

26.

"Uh... twenty—jump! Jump!" I almost fell for it.

Next contestant: "28".

The woman in the trench coat tilted her head slightly. "There's a mistake. 28 is a multiple of 7, so you should jump too."

"Huh? Damn! So that's how it is!"

At this point, if one more person is eliminated, the remaining people will advance to the next round.

Just as the woman in the trench coat was about to call out the numbers again, a player suddenly raised his hand, "I... I'm not playing anymore! I quit!"

I thought it would be a close match, but then a fish-frying guy and a fish-frying girl showed up.

Who would want to continue playing this?

It's not worth it for a Jade Dew Dragon Fruit! It's really not worth it!

The boss scratched his head. Although he really wanted to prolong the competition, the contestant had voluntarily withdrawn, and he couldn't go up and bring them back.

"Alright, let's start the next round!"

Leon silently gazed at the woman in the trench coat before him, and for some reason, why did she seem somewhat familiar...?

Is it just my imagination?

Chapter 44 of the Scarface Group: 145 I Have a Wife

The second round of the competition was a word chain game.

Given that Leon and the woman in the trench coat performed too well in the previous round of the "Jump Seven" game, they were basically just there to bluff.

Therefore, the boss felt that if one of them were allowed to start in this round of word chain, then the two of them would definitely use some obscure words to try to finish the game in the first round.

This is not what the boss wants.

So the boss chose to have another contestant start.

"That way, the competition can probably be held for a longer period of time," the boss thought.

However, it turned out that the boss underestimated Leon and the woman in the trench coat's skill in frying fish.

No matter how simple or common the words others use, these two can always come up with extremely obscure words, leaving the next person unable to continue and thus eliminating them from the game.

As the contestants left one by one, the boss couldn't help but sigh inwardly:

You two aren't here to buy goods from me, are you? Focusing on efficiency, right?

The first round of the Jump Seven game lasted at least five minutes, while this round of the word chain game only lasted a short two minutes.

After being "slaughtered" by Leon and the mysterious woman in the trench coat, only the two of them were left on the field.

The boss was exhausted, but seeing the growing crowd of onlookers, he stopped deliberately dragging things out and moved on to the third round of the game.

"The final round of the game is also very simple. It is called 'I Have, You Don't Have.' Both sides take turns saying something they have or a past experience. If the other party does not have it, then the other party gets a point."

"Whoever gets the most points within the allotted time will win the Jade Dew Dragon Fruit."

"Please both of you abide by the rules of the game and don't lie!"

"Well then, if you're ready, let the competition begin!"

Leon and the woman in the trench coat stood facing each other, separated by a small table with a scoreboard on it.

The spectators outside the stadium were also watching the final match intently.

Although they were no longer eligible for the prizes, the games arranged by the shop owner were quite interesting and enough to attract them to stop and watch.

At this point, only Losweiser remained from the VIP viewing area's wives' club.

She crossed her arms, looked around, and muttered, "Isn't that lady's husband here...?"

Perhaps they're just here for fun? Losweiser thought to herself.

However, it must be admitted that this woman in the trench coat is quite impressive to be able to go toe-to-toe with Leon in terms of cunning.

On the field, the final round of the game begins.

Leon slightly raised his chin. "Ladies first."

The woman in the trench coat smiled faintly, her red lips curving upwards. "Thank you. Then I won't be polite."

After a pause, the woman in the trench coat said, "I have a whole room full of high heels."

"..."

The first move left Leon speechless.

This woman in the trench coat is not only quick-witted, but also knows how to make the most of her advantages.

If Leon said that he, a grown man, also had a room full of high heels, everyone would definitely think he was a pervert, right?

Although he had a lot of complaints in his mind, Leon remained calm on the surface and said, "No, I didn't."

The woman in the trench coat smiled smugly and recorded a point on her scoreboard.

It's Leon's turn.

The woman in the trench coat had just used her gender advantage to give Leon a cold shoulder, while also providing him with an idea.

Are you the only one who would use gender advantages to play dirty tricks?

Dude, I can do that too!

Leon's mind stirred slightly. He pinched his chin with one hand, his gaze shifting between the arena and the surrounding area before finally settling on Losweiser.

He then smiled confidently, as if he had already made up his mind.

Losweiser blinked. What was this bastard thinking about now?

"I have a wife."

Queen:...

I knew you couldn't come up with anything good!

The onlookers behind Losweiser also joined in the commotion.

Losweiser lowered her head, silently covering her burning red face. She really wanted to rush up and shut that guy up!

The woman in the trench coat opposite him was visibly taken aback by Leon's answer, but quickly regained her composure. "Interesting. You and your wife... have a very good relationship, don't you?"

Leon shrugged. "Great. So I got extra points?"

The woman in the trench coat nodded.

Leon also added a point to his scoreboard.

"Well... I have a younger sister," the woman in the trench coat said.

I have a younger sister.

Leon frowned.

He doesn't have that; he only has a donkey at home.

Leon gestured "please," indicating that the woman in the trench coat could now score points.

It was Leon's turn again.

Since we've mentioned family members...

Leon was about to say, "I have two daughters."

But after thinking about it carefully, it's not that Dragon Race aren't enthusiastic about having children, but that doesn't mean the lady in front of me doesn't have two children.

In that case, Leon will have to be even more difficult.

"I have twin daughters."

When the woman in the trench coat heard this, she didn't seem surprised at all. Instead, she nodded slightly, as if to say, "I knew it was true."

"Hmm, I don't have any, you can give me extra points," the woman in the trench coat said.

Leon adds another point.

After several rounds, Leon and his opponent were evenly matched. ⑥

They carefully consider what they have before revealing it.

Both are very intelligent; if they continue competing like this for several hours, it might be impossible to determine a winner.

Fortunately, this final round of matches had a time limit. (2)

With ten seconds remaining, Leon is down by one point.

His mind raced, and he immediately said, "I've nailed hooves to donkeys."

(Donkey: You better get what's coming to you, Casmod) V

Losweiser: "Sigh, he still can't forget that donkey."

The woman in the trench coat paused for a moment; clearly, she had never had such a down-to-earth experience before.

She shook her head.

Leon smiled, added one point to his score, tying with the woman in the trench coat.

With the countdown about to end, Leon thought to himself, "They're probably going to have to do a tiebreaker."

However—I

"I had my first kiss." (V)

In the final second, the woman in the trench coat launched her decisive attack.

Leon was completely dumbfounded.

Wait a minute, isn't this supposed to be the opening event for a maternity store? What are you doing here, a Dragon Queen who still hasn't had her first kiss?!

So you were just having fun?

"Um... sir, you just said you have a wife and a pair of lovely twin daughters, so I suppose your first kiss is... gone?" the boss asked.

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