Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 156

Chapter 156

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"No."

"That was... the time at the hot springs?" Sulfur

"No, not exactly." Ling

"Where exactly is it—"

No. I

The words were on the tip of her tongue, but Losweiser swallowed them back. (2)

Tiger had said that Leon would answer any questions at 2:30 AM.

But it didn't say, "Leon will communicate with you."

Losweiser's gaze turned colder, the blush on her face faded, her heartbeat gradually calmed, and the hormones in her brain subsided.

The little girl, yearning for love, shyly retreated back into her heart once more. (Scar)

Instead, she was replaced by the usual calm and wise Queen.

She silently turned her head and looked at the wall clock. (4)

2:33.

The last time the truth game ended at 2:30 a. m., it ended precisely at 31 minutes, meaning that Leon only had one minute to answer the truth questions.

But it's already two minutes past the time limit.

Not only could he answer questions, but he could even engage in a struggle with Losweiser.

Ha... you despicable Dragon Slayer, you dare to lie to me!

The Queen clenched her teeth, her fingers unconsciously gripping the bedsheets tightly.

Okay, so you want to play games with me here? Then I'll play along!

"Hmph, fine, don't tell me then, I don't care to know anyway."

Losweiser feigned an arrogant tone, then pretended to mutter to herself, "Could it be after I put on the bunny girl?"

"No." Unaware that his scheme had been exposed, Leon continued his pointless tug-of-war with the Queen.

"No?"

That's exactly the answer I was looking for.

Losweiser chuckled inwardly, but outwardly feigned regret, "Oh, I thought it was a bunny girl. If it were, I'd find the clothes and put them on right now."

Leon's heart skipped a beat. Was there really such a perk?

"Since you've sworn to protect me, I should give you a reward, right?"

Losweiser, caught up in her acting spree, put on a convincing performance. "If you were awake now, I'd definitely take out my bunny girl outfit and put it on for you. Alas, you're asleep now. What a pity~ what a pity~"

Bunny girl.

Leon swallowed hard, his heart filled with conflicting emotions.

With classic skins making a comeback, how can you resist?

Please, that's bunny girl!

But he was also afraid that this was just Losweiser talking nonsense, and that once he truly "woke up," the Dragon Queen would go back on her word.

What if Leon questions her about how she promised to reward him with wearing bunny girl?

Losweiser would immediately realize that he had been pretending to be asleep.

Wouldn't that be a losing proposition?

Oh well, never mind.

Leon reluctantly gave up this rare opportunity for the bunny girl to return.

Seeing that Leon remained unmoved, Losweiser tilted her head slightly, thinking to herself, "He's not falling for it? Well, it seems the temptation isn't strong enough."

The Queen stirred, and she had another idea. "Oh, right, I can put on the bunny girl outfit now, and it will be a surprise when you wake up tomorrow morning."

As soon as he finished speaking, Leon felt a commotion on the bed, and the fragrance of her body beside him gradually dissipated.

Immediately following was the sound of bare feet stepping on the floor.

Then came the sound of the wardrobe opening and clothes being rummaged through...

Finally, there was the sound of stockings rubbing against skin.

She... she really went and wore bunny girl outfit?!

Leon swallowed again.

Although, as Losweiser just said, he will see her in a bunny girl outfit tomorrow morning.

But whenever a long-awaited classic skin returns at midnight, don't people always rush to get it?

Do they really have the patience to wait until tomorrow morning?

Or... just take a look?

Just one glance, secretly, quietly, so as not to be discovered by the Dragon Queen.

Leon cautiously opened his eyes a crack, but within his narrow field of vision, he did not see Losweiser.

It wasn't by the bed, on the sofa, or at the dressing table.

The room had become very quiet at some point.

Leon frowned and tried to open his eyes wide to scan the room more thoroughly.

I didn't see Losweiser.

After hesitating for a moment, Leon slowly sat up. "Hmm? Where... did you go?"

However, the next second, a chilling aura suddenly rose behind Leon.

Before he could turn his head, a pair of silver dragon eyes lit up in the darkness.

"You're finally awake, husband!"

I didn't see the bunny girl, but I did see the familiar "Dragon Queen Seal".

Losweiser sat on Leon's waist and abdomen, one knee pinning down Leon's left hand.

As for his right hand, she tied it to the headboard with the same stocking she had just used.

Although the couple knew perfectly well that a pair of stockings as thin as paper could not withstand the tearing of a top-tier Dragon Slayer's right hand.

But Losweiser really didn't believe that this scoundrel would still have the nerve to confront her after his little scheme was exposed.

The Queen crossed her arms, looking down at Leon, who was pinned beneath her legs. She narrowed her eyes slightly and spoke in an affected, pretentious tone.

"I'm so touched, honey. You must have been incredibly moved when you said those things, right?"

"... I... I dare not move."

"What are you afraid of? Hmm? In my Silver Dragon Sanctuary— "

Losweiser leaned down, her ample bosom gently pressing against Leon's chest. She reached out and patted his face with her delicate hand. "Is there anything you, Prince Leon Casmod, wouldn't dare to do?"

Leon pursed his dry lips. "Actually... it's a beautiful misunderstanding. Would you like me to explain?"

Losweiser smiled, her eyes narrowing. "Yes, I listen to everything my husband says."

"Then listen to me and help your husband untie these socks first..." Leon shook his right wrist, which was bound by the formalistic black stockings.

The one who tied the socks must be the one to untie them.

If he dares to break free on his own, he will surely cause the Dragon Queen, which is already on the verge of going out of control, to turn red-hot, thus fast-forwarding to the handover stage.

After the last battle in the study, Leon hadn't accumulated much Magic Power yet, so we couldn't offer her any more.

But Losweiser pouted, shook her head, and uttered the most agonizing words in the gentlest tone:

"No, honey, this stocking will either be used to tie your hands or stuffed in your mouth tonight. If you insist on me untying it, I'll have to—"

"Thank you, but no need to trouble yourself. It's fine as is."

Losweiser snorted coldly, "You dare to lie to me, Leon? Aren't you afraid your mouth will rot?"

Leon looked away, muttering, "If it's going to rot, it'll only be half rotten..."

Losweiser frowned, not quite hearing her. "What did you say?"

"I said, even if my mouth gets rotten, it'll only be half rotten, I'm not afraid."

"Half rotten?... What does that mean?"

She vaguely guessed the unspoken meaning behind Leon's (7) II Shanlin's words.

But since this guy had just tricked her, Losweiser didn't immediately confirm her guess.

Leon glanced at her, then immediately looked away.

"What I told your sister... was half true and half false."

He spoke the last few words very vaguely, as if he was in a hurry to get to the point.

But Losweiser still caught the phrase "half true, half false," and her concerns were somewhat dispelled by Leon's attempt to cover up the truth.

If he were still deceiving himself and spouting lies, he wouldn't be so vague.

Losweiser's expression softened slightly, and she tilted her head slightly. "Half true, half false? I don't understand. Explain it to me in detail."

"What's the point of explaining something that's half true and half false? Besides, there weren't many sentences in total, and you just heard them all."

That's not wrong; the promise he made to Ischa was indeed just a simple sentence.

The so-called "half-true, half-false" statement does not actually refer to the content of the promise, but rather to Leon's state of mind at the time.

It was complicated and awkward. Let alone saying it aloud in the current situation, even if Leon were given some time to think and express it in writing, he wouldn't be able to accurately describe his state of mind at that moment.

Therefore, he simply couldn't give Losweiser a reasonable explanation.

"Hmph, so aren't you just spouting nonsense? What do you mean by half-truths? It's just a lame excuse you came up with on the spot."

She knew, of course, that Leon wasn't making things up or making up lame excuses.

The reason she said that was to make Leon feel bad.

You just tricked this this Queen into a little bit of emotion with your sweet words, now you'll have to pay the price. Liu

"Tch, believe it or not, I'm too lazy to waste my breath trying to convince you."

Oh dear, look at you, so awkward. (2)

You say you don't want to waste your breath, but deep down you still really hope I understand what you're thinking, right? 2.

Hmph, Leon, we may be sworn enemies, but isn't the prerequisite for becoming sworn enemies to have a sufficient understanding of each other?

Your little schemes are sometimes written all over your face.

Losweiser was very pleased with Leon's reaction.

I initially thought he was going to argue with me, escalating the situation to a tense, almost explosive level. (Scar)

Unexpectedly, although he remained stubborn, there was a softness in his expression that I had never seen before. 8.

Losweiser let out a slow sigh, thinking that tonight should end here.

It's too late to hand in the homework now; it'll be dawn in less than three hours.

Let's talk about it another day.

However, just as she was about to let Leon go, she heard that scoundrel mutter something again.

"I didn't expect you to care so much about that promise I made to your sister back then... Could it be that you're planning to make this fake relationship real—mmm!!"

Before Leon could finish speaking, Losweiser grabbed a large teddy bear from the bed and covered Leon's face with it.

The Dragon Slayer beneath him struggled and twisted his body, but Losweiser remained as steady as a mountain on him.

"Murder! Losweiser, this is murder! Ugh!"

"Ha, it was a teddy bear that killed you, what does that have to do with me Losweiser? Husband, you'd better go!"

"Ugh ugh ugh ugh (Losweiser)!"

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