Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 160

Chapter 160

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Losweiser shrugged. "That's not what I meant. I meant, you've come at the perfect time."

"Perfect? What do you mean?"

The Queen chuckled, then lowered her head and rummaged in the inside pocket of her cloak, pulling out a...

Carrot.

In the freezing cold, this orange, stick-shaped demon was conspicuously exposed in Leon's sight.

He instinctively took a half step back. "This is the nose you were talking about?"

"Uh-huh."

Losweiser smiled smugly, then turned and stuck the carrot under the snowman's eyes.

I must say, it really does suit well.

"Very good, perfect." Losweiser was very satisfied.

"Tch." Leon scoffed resentfully.

Losweiser turned to look at him. "What? You're not satisfied? If you're not satisfied, I have carrots as a substitute."

What is it?

As soon as she finished speaking, Losweiser took out an eggplant from her inside pocket.

Leon: "... I shouldn't have asked."

"Great! The snowman is finished!"

Mu En wagged its little tail excitedly, and the tuft of hair on its head swayed from side to side.

Leon put her back on the ground and let her circle around her snowman friend to admire him.

The couple were then able to step aside and whisper to each other.

Leon glanced down at Losweiser's protruding pregnant belly. "You... ran out in this freezing weather, what if you fell?"

"Dragon Race almost never fall down."

Losweiser flicked her tail. "Besides representing status and age, it also helps us maintain our balance more effectively." (Pillow)

Leon squinted at the long silver tail, remained silent for a moment, then nodded. "Yes, it certainly has many functions."

"Hiss—idiot."②

Losweiser instantly understood his meaning, muttered something, and immediately lowered her tail. ②

Leon smiled faintly, crossed his arms, and asked again, "Didn't Anna and the others notice you ran out?"

By April, the pregnancy was already evident; even if Losweiser hadn't said anything, Anna and the others could tell that Her Your Majesty the Queen was pregnant.

And since it was the dead of winter, as Leon had said, the icy and snowy conditions made it easy to slip and fall, so Anna and the other maids kept a close watch on their Queen these past few days, only allowing her to move around within the Holy Temple.

As for going out?

Ha, don't even think about it. V

'Restricting the Queen's personal freedom' sounds like a rather rebellious and presumptuous act, which could potentially cost him his head.

Losweiser was not a tyrannical and incompetent ruler.

Her dutiful maids were genuinely concerned for her health, which was why they didn't let her go out. If she were to reprimand them in return, wouldn't that hurt their feelings?

So, since last week, Losweiser has been engaged in a battle of wits with her maids.

The Queen is usually aloof and indifferent, but she is actually quite rebellious. If the maids are even slightly distracted, she will slip away in a flash, so fast that you can't catch her.

As the Queen's husband, Leon was naturally an "accomplice."

Of course, he was forced to join as an "accomplice".

Because Losweiser threatened him that if he dared to report her to Anna, she would make Leon go back to the days when he had to hand in his homework every day.

For the sake of the Magic Power he had painstakingly accumulated, Leon gritted his teeth and endured it.

In fact, as her husband, he knew more about Losweiser's physical condition than Anna did.

She really doesn't need to stay cooped up in the house all day; going out for a walk is perfectly fine for her.

Unfortunately, Head Maid Anna was there specifically to take care of the Queen, so there couldn't be the slightest oversight.

"No, I came out through the side door, they didn't see me."

After a pause, Losweiser added, "So what if they saw it? I am the Queen. I don't believe my Head Maid would dare to lead a bunch of people to take me back."

Leon opened his mouth, about to say something, but his gaze swept over Losweiser's shoulder as if he had seen something.

However, he didn't show it, and continued to ask, "It sounds like you're not afraid of your Head Maid at all."

"What's there to be afraid of? Even if she takes me back, I'll still run away."

"Oh, oh, oh, you're so eager for the outside world, aren't you?"

"Please, I'm only four months pregnant, not about to give birth."

Of course, one knows one's own body best, and what Losweiser said is not wrong;

However, in the eyes of the dutiful maids, the goal was to eliminate any potential threats to Her Your Majesty the Queen.

Seeing Losweiser's confident demeanor, Leon slowly clapped his hands.

"As expected of the Silver Dragon Queen. Now that you've managed to escape without being discovered, what are your plans for later?"

Losweiser thought for a moment, "Hmm... teach Mu En Fire magic, or build another snowman? Have a snowball fight, that would be fine too."

"If Anna knew you were planning to have so much fun, she would have dragged you back immediately," Leon said.

Losweiser shrugged indifferently. "She's not here, I—"

"Your Majesty." A familiar voice suddenly rang out from behind.

"..." Losweiser's hair stood on end.

"Fire magic, building snowmen, having snowball fights... Look at these three things, which one is a pregnant woman capable of doing?" The Head Maid's tone was full of helplessness.

At this moment, Losweiser had her back to Anna and was facing Leon.

She glared at the despicable Dragon Slayer before her, gritting her teeth, "How dare you try to trick me into telling me something!"

"I was just asking you, I didn't report you, so it's none of my business." Leon quickly distanced himself from Losweiser.

"You!..."

"Your Majesty, please listen to me and come back with me. If you fall and get hurt, it will be my fault," Anna said.

She had served His Your Majesty for decades and knew that Your Majesty was more responsive to gentle persuasion than force, so she couldn't use coercion.

Losweiser glared at Leon again. Judging from the emotions contained in her dragon eyes, if Anna and Mu En weren't here, she probably would have pinned Leon down in the snow.

Leon looked completely innocent.

Please, I really didn't report it!

"Casmod, well done! If you're so capable, then don't come to bed with me tonight!"

In the evening, Leon took a shower to relieve the fatigue of the day.

When he came out of the bathroom, drying his wet hair, Losweiser was already in bed.

During the day at the training grounds, the Dragon Queen was caught red-handed by her maid and then locked up in the Holy Temple for a whole day.

She then threatened Leon, saying if he was so capable, he shouldn't sleep with her.

Haha, buddy, you're not easily scared.

I neither reported you nor made you angry, so why won't you let me sleep with you?

Leon dried his hair, went around to the other side of the bed, and lay down as usual.

Losweiser didn't react much, lying there obediently with her arms outstretched from under the blanket, her hands on her lower abdomen, her beautiful eyes staring at the ceiling, as if she were zoning out.

Leon glanced at it, then turned off the bedside lamp.

"Good night," he said.

"I'm not sleepy," Losweiser replied.

"Okay, then I'll go to sleep first."

"Don't sleep."

Leon turned his head. "Why should I?"

"Even the pregnant Queen isn't sleeping, how can you, a prisoner, possibly sleep?" Losweiser argued logically.

Leon sighed helplessly, "So what do you want, Your Majesty the Queen is pregnant?"

After thinking for a moment, Losweiser said, "I want to hear a story. Tell me a story."

Leon rolled his eyes. "How old are you?"

"Didn't you just celebrate my birthday a while ago? Have you already forgotten?" Losweiser said. "Two hundred and eighteen."

"You know you're over two hundred years old? You're not a child anymore, why are you still listening to stories?"

"I don't care, I just want to hear the story."

"Stop fooling around, go to sleep."

"I want to hear it! I want to hear it! I want to hear it!"

Losweiser was like a child—well, like a little dragon? Oh well, whatever—and started kicking her legs wildly under the covers, giving off a vibe of throwing a tantrum if she wasn't given candy.

And whether intentionally or unintentionally, she took the opportunity to kick Leon several times.

Leon had already retreated to the edge of the bed, but his buttocks still couldn't escape this ordeal.

The Creator gave you long legs so you could wear bunny girl stockings and show them to your husband, not so you could kick his ass in bed, you bastard.

Finally, Leon, unable to bear it any longer, spoke up, "Losweiser."

Losweiser's foot stopped on Leon's waist. "What? Are you going to start telling a story?"

"I'll put up with you for another six months," Leon said through gritted teeth.

Losweiser smiled and narrowed her eyes. "Then you can have an attack six months later. Right now I'm pregnant and my emotions are unstable, so you'll have to put up with me. Don't forget, that's what you promised me."

One wrong step can lead to eternal regret.

Leon's understanding of "emotional instability" seems to differ from Losweiser's.

He agreed to her request because he thought she would lose her temper uncontrollably during her pregnancy, cursing everything and everything, venting all the resentment she had accumulated over the past two hundred years on Leon.

Of course, Leon was mentally prepared for this; for the sake of his second child, he would endure it.

But to his utter surprise, things didn't turn out quite as he had anticipated.

Recently, Losweiser has been making many strange demands on Leon, using the excuse that "I am pregnant and my emotions are unstable".

Including but not limited to:

"I want to see you propose to a carrot, with an eggplant as the witness."

"Silver Dragon, Leon, step forward! Five hundred sit-ups, begin!"

"Play rock-paper-scissors with me. The loser has to wash the winner's feet. Oh, and you can only play rock."

"I don't want to eat dinner."

Five minutes later.

"I want to have a midnight snack."

"..."

Leon had heard the saying "pregnancy makes you stupid for three years," but he didn't know that this three-year period of stupidity had an incubation period.

What Silver Dragon Queen? She's practically a giant silver dragon baby now.

How about I give you all my championships, just stop messing with me, please?

Leon sighed inwardly.

However, after this clearing out, "listening to stories" is nothing compared to those strange requests mentioned above.

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