Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 285

Chapter 285

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But the children are still here; if they were to kiss, General Leon's old face would turn bright red.

However, judging from the smug look on the Dragon Queen's face, she probably didn't care much about these things.

Or rather, she wanted to see Leon's conflicted expression at that moment.

If you're not going to admit defeat, then you have to kiss me.

If he concedes, he will lose to Losweiser in this game.

The Queen is certain to win no matter what, which is why she is so happy.

Leon naturally saw through her little scheme, so after hesitating for a moment, he said,

"I concede."

So what if I lose? I'm not going to kiss you in front of my daughters!

It makes it seem like we're deeply in love.

"Hey~~ How could this happen! Daddy actually gave up!" Not getting a good show, Mu En pouted and wagged her little tail in frustration.

Noa never expected that this invincible man would actually utter the words "I admit defeat".

What, is kissing your Mom on the lips in front of us harder for you than killing six dragons in ten seconds?

Fortunately, Noa had a backup plan.

"Since you're admitting defeat, Daddy, you'll have to choose between Truth or Dare or Dare to be punished," Noa said.

Leon, true to his word, said, "I choose truth."

Losweiser sat on the grass, resting her chin on her hand, silently watching Leon and her daughters.

She wasn't too concerned about Leon's truth or dares, leaving everything to her daughters.

Anyway, with 2:30 in the morning at hand, she could always get some of his little secrets out of that scoundrel.

"Let me ask you! Let me ask you!" Mu En eagerly raised her little hand again. "Daddy, you and Mom— "

"Second Sister, wait!"

Xiao Guang quickly covered Mu En's mouth.

Mu En's big eyes darted around, "Hmm?"

Xiao Guang turned to look at Leon, "Daddy, how could a fearless and strong person like you be willing to choose such an unchallenging punishment as Truth or Dare? If it were me, I would choose Truth or Dare."

Upon hearing this, Leon's eyes twitched slightly.

No, baby, you're only a little over a year old, and you've already learned your Mom's reverse psychology?

Or do you think Dad didn't understand the meaning behind your words?

Ha... Daddy 'm telling you now, your little tricks won't work on Daddy!

"Hey, Daddy just wanted to choose Truth so the punishment would end quickly and we could start the next round. Truth would be a waste of time," Leon explained.

Xiao Guang raised an eyebrow. "Really, Daddy? Oh, I see."

"Yes, that's it."

"I thought Daddy was too scared to take a big risk. It seems I'm just a kid and I don't think things through as much as Dad."

Xiao Guang said with great distress, "Hey, big sister, did you misunderstand Daddy just now too?"

Noa understood immediately. "Yeah, I also thought he was too scared to take the dare. I didn't expect he just wanted to start the next round as soon as possible. He really is... I'm so upset."

Mu En: What are you talking about? Why does Mu En think you guys are weird?

Upon hearing this, General Leon immediately felt a tightness in his seat, as if he had needles stuck in his pants. "Hey, how can you think like that? Dad have I ever been afraid—"

"To be honest, I also think you're scared and don't dare to take on the dare," Losweiser added from the side.

Leon glared at her, annoyed.

Losweiser: ╮(??ω?? )╭

"I... I'm not afraid! Who's afraid? It's just a dare, bring it on!"

The scheme succeeded.

From an angle where Leon couldn't see, Losweiser secretly gave her daughters a "V" sign.

Noa and Xiaoguang nodded almost imperceptibly.

It seems that using reverse psychology is always the most effective way to defeat Dad.

"What's the big adventure? Bring it on quickly!" Leon looked like he was going to his death with heroic spirit.

"Daddy, you don't need to be so nervous. Truth or dare is actually very simple!"

Noa said softly, "It's just... a kiss on Mom's lips!"

It was like a bolt from the blue.

General Leon was dumbfounded.

Honey, Dad I can't avoid this no matter what, right?

They kissed because they wouldn't admit defeat;

Even if you admit defeat in a dare, you still have to kiss.

Do you have some strange obsession with Daddy Mom kissing?

The Queen remained calm as always, though a blush slowly spread across her cheeks.

She didn't actually mind showing some affection to Leon in front of her daughters, as it helped maintain the facade of harmony in their fake family.

It's just that some jerk is too proud to admit it; even after living together for so long, he's still being all coy and hesitant.

If it weren't for his daughters' goading and dare-like tactics, he probably wouldn't have dared to kiss her.

"Can... can we get another one?" Leon tried to struggle.

Xiao Guang shook his head. "No, Daddy. You... you really don't dare?"

Before Leon could say anything, Noa whispered from the side,

"The man I admire doesn't even have the courage to kiss his own wife...?"

Yes! Of course!

For some reason, I always feel that my daughters have entered a special "rebellious phase".

Leon wanted to call it the "female devil phase".

Especially after Xiao Guang officially joined his two older sisters' Dragon girl special forces, these three dragon cubs have been doing even more outrageous things.

It seems we need to think about having a third child more. What if we have another child who's even more hilarious than Xiao Guang? That would make our family really lively.

"Hurry up, Daddy!"

Mu En clapped her hands and urged, "Mom ~ Mom ~"

Leon blushed and awkwardly glanced at Losweiser beside him.

The Queen remained calm and said, "Your Daddy is very easily embarrassed. Even when it's just the two of us, he gets incredibly shy if he holds my hand."

"Slander! This is slander! I'm Chao Yong, okay?" Leon quickly defended himself.

"Ha... Now that your daughters want to see you kiss me, you're so hesitant, and you still accuse me of slandering you?"

She looked at Leon with a smile.

That smile seemed to say, "I'm just slandering you, what can you do about it?"

The three little female demons weren't just a rumor; there's also a big brat here.

"I didn't hesitate at all; I was just afraid you'd be unhappy."

"What's there to be unhappy about? If you want to kiss me, just come on, here you go."

After saying that, Losweiser closed her eyes slightly and leaned forward a little.

"Daddy, quick, give him a kiss! We've already covered Xiaoguang's eyes!"

Xiao Guang:?

Love comes from my second sister, which makes me lose all joy.

However, Mu En still secretly opened her fingers a little so that Xiao Guang could also catch a glimpse of the historic moment when her Mom Daddy for the first time in front of them.

Leon took a few deep breaths and then put his hands on Losweiser's shoulders.

Looking at that beautiful and delicate face, General Leon's old face turned even redder.

Damn it, so be it, we've kissed before!

Leon slowly leaned forward and kissed Losweiser on the lips.

Losweiser cooperated, tilting her head slightly and stroking his lips and nose.

However, since they were in front of their child, the couple didn't kiss passionately; a light kiss was enough.

"Alright, alright, are you satisfied now?"

Mu En nodded vigorously, "Satisfied, satisfied, satisfied!"

I'm so happy that I'm going to have a new little sister soon!

Looking at her excited second sister, Xiao Guang hesitated whether to tell her later that "kissing can't get you pregnant."

After thinking about it, Xiao Guang decided to forget about it.

If I tell my second sister, she will definitely be unhappy.

But if we don't tell my second sister, she will happily wait for Mom Daddy to give her a new little sister.

Not only that, Mom Daddy will also be happy, as they won't have to deliberately hide from their children when they want to be affectionate.

Xiao Guang himself was even happier, with endless entertainment to enjoy.

So, if you choose to mute yourself, the world will have three more moments of happiness for no reason. Why not?

Hmm~~~ I, Aurorla, am practically the Silver Dragon Clan's master of entertainment!

My back hurts, so I'll only be updating once today.

I'll add 3 chapters for the monthly pass, but I still owe 9 chapters. I'll make up for it slowly, and I promise I won't break my word.

Whoever breaks their promise will have to drink the Queen's foot bath water.

Kissing Battle 2.0 is successfully completed. Now all we have to do is wait for Mom's belly to grow bigger.

This is a very long process, and the Dragon girl are not in a hurry.

In the following days, Noa and Mu En did not come up with any more tricks.

Since there were no fancy tricks, Xiao Guang had nothing to watch.

This was rather boring for Xiao Guang, who possessed the Innate Jokester Holy Body.

She intended to get closer to her father and then add some fun to their otherwise warm and harmonious daily life with a classic uppercut.

But my older sister said that Dad is currently in a weak period, so it would be best to wait a few more days before making a decision.

Helpless, Xiao Guang had no choice but to give up.

That morning, Xiao Guang wandered aimlessly around the Holy Temple.

When she arrived at the Sanctuary Hall, she saw her Mom and several maids discussing something in front of the throne.

Xiao Guang blinked and walked over.

"Let's expand it a bit more. Right now, the throne is only just big enough for two people to sit on. You can't even stretch out to lean back and rest," Losweiser said.

Anna nodded. "Yes, Your Majesty, I will go find the craftsmen to redesign the throne in a moment."

"Um."

After a pause, Losweiser added, "Be quick."

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