Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 315

Chapter 315

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"It is said that they became familiar with each other during an exploration project in the Far North."

"Exploration project? Exploring what?"

Losweiser shook her head. "I don't know. It seems that Grandma and the principal are intentionally keeping this matter from being discussed openly, so I didn't ask any further questions."

Ischa nodded thoughtfully, then quickly moved on to the next topic.

She looked at Leon, who was trying to turn Mu En's hairstyle into pigtails, and said, "Brother-in-law, I heard you did something amazing again recently."

Leon let his daughter's hair fall down, looked up at Ischa, and asked, "What?"

"Justice descended from the heavens, instantly killing six dragon kings. This is an absolutely phenomenal event in the entire history of the Dragon Race."

Ischa smiled and asked, "So, this time it was love and justice that gave you your power again?"

Since the story of "Brother Lai Kills Six Dragons in Ten Seconds" had reached Saint Hiss Academy, it was not surprising that Ischa had heard of it.

Leon scratched his forehead somewhat awkwardly, then sat up straight, his expression serious.

"Yes, to protect my beloved wife, I'm willing to risk everything, even my life—"

"Alright, alright, you two can just talk about these things in private. I've been single for centuries and I can't stand hearing this kind of stuff."

My brother-in-law is just too unpredictable:

His martial arts skills, capable of striking six dragons in ten seconds, astonished the audience.

Wen is skilled at sweet talk, to the point of being extremely cheesy.

But judging from Little Los's expression, she seems to be quite receptive to this.

Hiss--

Married women, sigh...

Just as she was reflecting on this, she heard Losweiser say, "Sister, you're getting on in years, you should start thinking about finding someone."

"Me? I'm not in a hurry."

As she spoke, Ischa lowered her head slightly and gave Xiaoguang a quick kiss on the cheek. "Anyway, I still have my adorable nieces. Whether it's getting married or having children, I'm not in a hurry. Right, Xiaoguang?"

Xiao Guang was enveloped in the pleasant scent of his aunt's perfume and pressed his cheek against hers.

Losweiser blinked, a sudden thought flashing through her mind, and she suddenly remembered...

"By the way, sis, are you free tomorrow?"

Yes, what's wrong?

"Mu En and Xiao Guang plan to take the entrance exam for the Saint Hiss Academy next month, and the exam requires a family photo."

Losweiser said, "We thought we could take a family photo and a group portrait at the same time. If you're free, come along!"

"Oh? That's a good idea. Xiao Guang is over a year old, and we haven't taken a picture together yet."

Ischa said, "Although Grandma said in her letter that she would be back in a while, she didn't give a specific date. It would be bad if it delayed my entrance exam."

"Okay. We can take the picture again after Grandma comes back."

"No problem, we'll go tomorrow."

As night deepened, the Melkwy family chatted about their trip to Sky City the next day.

Little did they know, the souls of the dead, returning from hell, were quietly approaching.

In the evening, Ischa arranged guest rooms for the Dragon girl, and then took the couple to another room.

As soon as the door was opened, a delicate fragrance wafted out.

Leon and Losweiser stood in the entryway, looking at the furnishings in the room:

A soft, spacious waterbed, a bathtub that couldn't drain but was covered in rose petals, and a cabinet that seemed to be crammed with all sorts of trinkets.

It's like a classic being rebroadcast!

"Sister... did you decorate this room the same way as last time?" Losweiser asked.

The first night Leon visited Ischa's house, her dear older sister arranged a special love suite for them.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the war was quelled, my older sister couldn't wait to get started.

"I think I should bring a simple tent or something next time I visit," Losweiser thought.

"No," Ischa said.

"Then what is this...?"

"After you left last time, I haven't touched this place at all. Even during the most turbulent period of war, this room was well preserved."

Ischa crossed her arms, a smug smile on her face. "Judging from your reactions last time, you seem quite satisfied with the facilities in this room, so I've kept it."

"..."

The couple exchanged a glance, both seeing the word 'speechless' in each other's eyes.

Although their relationship is much closer now than before, when they sleep in the same bed, they certainly won't be limited to basic actions like "holding hands".

Even so, the couple still found it somewhat difficult to adapt to the slightly outlandish waterbed.

Not to mention the 'Ace Love' props in the cabinet next to it.

The feeling Leon and Losweiser had of the entire room could be summed up in two words:

Rippling.

It's filled with ambiguity, excitement, and the little things between men and women.

"Alright, have a wonderful evening, you two. Goodnight~"

Ischa had retreated to the doorway at some point, and slowly closed it while saying goodnight.

Losweiser opened her mouth as if to say something, but the slamming of the door made her swallow her words back.

Turning to look at the room, Leon had already walked to the edge of the waterbed.

He reached out and pressed down on the bed, which creaked twice. "It's alright, about the same as last time."

"What, it sounds like you still vividly remember the last time you shared a bed with me," Losweiser said with a smile.

"Of course."

Losweiser was taken aback, not expecting that this time the scoundrel wouldn't be stubborn and would reply to her so readily.

However, as it turns out, even after so long of outsmarting Leon, she wasn't always able to predict his next words.

"I'll remember the fact that you were so scared of the spider that you crawled into my arms for the rest of your life."

Losweiser:...

Leon ignored the Dragon Queen's glare and looked up at the ceiling above the waterbed.

There shouldn't be any hidden traps this time.

Remember last time when Leon left, he deliberately placed a toy spider at the door to "avenge" Losweiser?

Presumably, he had successfully pranked Ischa, which is why she put away that childish trick this time.

However, Leon never told Losweiser about this.

That would be terrible if she misunderstood him as a wife-protecting fanatic.

Who are you blaming for protecting his wife? I'm not one of them!

After checking and confirming that there were no prank mechanisms, Leon opened the cabinet next to him.

As soon as the cabinet door opened, an aura of "Ace's Adoration" wafted out.

Small leather whip, low-temperature wax, handcuffs, red rope, some kind of ball...

"Your sister knows so much..." Leon couldn't help but exclaim. "She seems to know even more than last time!"

Losweiser stepped forward, looking at the dazzling array of 'toys,' and thought, 'She's probably been reading some strange books lately.'

"Oh, do you Dragon Race even have books specifically about this kind of thing?"

"What do you mean by 'we Dragon Race'? Don't you humans have any?"

"Hehe, yes."

Indeed, color is a hurdle that no race can avoid.

"So, my dear wife, tonight would you rather enjoy the whip or the candles?"

Leon held a leather whip in his left hand and a low-temperature wax candle in his right, looking at Losweiser.

Losweiser raised an eyebrow. "Enjoy? Please, if we're going to use these things, it'll be me using them on you."

"Why should I?" General Leon was clearly unconvinced.

"Because I am the Queen."

"... So?"

"Isn't it normal for Queen to have a whip?"

Leon's mouth practically popped out of his head.

He tossed the whip and low-temperature wax back into the cabinet, then closed the door. "Then nobody should play with them."

The Queen smiled and said, "If you don't want to play, then don't. Anyway, I don't necessarily have to use a whip to punish you."

Leon raised an eyebrow, "Then what else can you use—oh my god!"

Before he could finish speaking, the long silver tail lashed out and hit his buttocks.

The beauty tilted her head slightly, smiled with narrowed eyes, and said, "Use your favorite tail, honey~"

Leon glared at her, then grabbed the tip of her tail with his other hand.

Losweiser hadn't expected him to have such a trick up his sleeve. The moment the tip of her tail was grabbed, Losweiser's body went limp, and she leaned forward uncontrollably, falling into Leon's arms.

"Speaking of tails, little female dragon, let me see the Dragon Mark on your back."

Losweiser gently pressed against Leon's chest, but fate had her by the tail, so she couldn't exert any strength. The more she struggled, the more she seemed to be acting coquettishly.

Her face flushed, and she said in a sweet voice, "Okay, stop fooling around... This is my sister's house, let's talk about it when we get back."

Although the couple were both lustful towards each other, they still understood basic manners.

When visiting relatives, you must never do anything messy or disorderly.

Although their eldest sister, Ischa, had made all the necessary preparations, ultimately, it was more about having fun.

Leon obediently released Losweiser. "So, shall we take a shower and go to bed?"

"Um."

The two went to the bathroom and found that the bathtub was not clogged this time and the water could be changed.

However, the rose petals in the bathtub still looked a bit too flashy.

"Last time you said you wanted to invite me to take a rose petal bath together, and look, your older sister is on the same wavelength as you, she's already prepared it for us," Leon said.

Losweiser reached out, rolled up her sleeves, and ran her slender fingers across the warm water in the bathtub, gently parting the flower petals with her fingertips.

"Hmm, the water temperature is just right. But if you really want to shower with me, I have one condition."

"What?"

"I'm going to use a leather whip when I get home."

"... You're dreaming."

Leon waved and turned to leave the bathroom.

They certainly had many ways of playing, but they usually only washed each other's bodies afterward.

As for beforehand, they are usually washed separately.

The reason is quite simple—they're afraid that while showering, they might end up doing it right there in the bathroom.

After the scoundrel left, Losweiser smiled, then pulled down the bathroom curtain, intending to take off her clothes and start showering.

However, before she could even untie the belt around her waist, she noticed that the once calm water surface was suddenly rippling.

The Queen frowned slightly, leaned down a little, and carefully observed the surface of the water.

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