Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 325

Chapter 325

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Veronica stared at Leon's retreating figure and lowered her voice, "Besides... I'm also very curious about what kind of man Little Los married."

With the plan finalized, Ischa immediately called on the others in front to go to the haunted house together.

The children were naturally the most excited when they heard they were going to a haunted house.

Noa: Great! I must act calm when we go to the haunted house. That will make me seem more like an adult!

Mu En: That's great! After going to the haunted house, I'll run into my sister's arms whenever I see a ghost!

Xiao Guang: Great! Now we can go scare ghosts!

Seeing their daughters so eager to participate, the couple had no objections.

"My wife, being an old lady, won't go in to join the fun. She's too old and has a heart condition. I'll wait for you at the exit," Veronica said.

"Okay, Grandma."

The group bought tickets, and the staff reminded them:

"Lighting magic such as dragon fire is prohibited in the haunted house~ If you can't find your way out, you can recite the 'spell' on your ticket, and a 'little elf' will guide you out of the haunted house~"

Leon looked down at the 'spell' on the ticket.

I understand.

Safety. Right?

I'm also planning to work with Losweiser to come up with a set of safe words, otherwise, if this Dragon Queen's S-attribute awakens too much, I might not be able to handle it.

Lost in thought, Leon took Mu En's hand and followed the others into the haunted house.

Just as Ischa had predicted, the environment inside was pitch black, so dark that you couldn't see your hand in front of your face. You could only vaguely make out directions by relying on the flickering ambient lighting.

"Sister~ Sister, where are you?"

"Here it is."

"Where am I? I can't see you, Mu En all alone, I'm so scared, boohoo~"

"You were holding your Daddy's hand when you came in, I saw that."

"..."

"Daddy! Can I use an uppercut on Uncle Ghost?"

"Oh... this might involve some medical reimbursement issues..."

"Hey, can you guys at the next restaurant please stop telling lame jokes at a time like this? It's really ruining the atmosphere!"

"Where is the road? Where is the road? The road—ah, what is that green thing ahead!"

"What green oil—oh my god! A ghost!! Can't I really use magic?! Dad, quickly set that thing on fire!"

In the darkness, everyone was in complete chaos.

"Dragon Queen, are you... scared?"

"Do you think I'd be scared by something so childish?"

"Then why are you holding my hand?"

"Don't talk nonsense, it wasn't me."

Who is that?

"Yes~~~ it's me~~~"

"Fuck you—"

General Leon hesitated, almost accidentally slapping a Thousand Birds on the spot.

After the initial shock subsided, the Melkwy family and the families next door continued their exploration.

After several more startling surprises, everyone had become somewhat used to it.

But the pitch blackness before them made it truly difficult to move an inch.

Besides walking slowly, there are some other minor problems—

"Leon, if you step on my tail again, I'll cut it off!"

In the darkness, Losweiser gritted her teeth and said.

Leon chuckled and lowered his voice, "Then you've wasted your breath, I don't have a tail."

"I meant the one in front."

"..."

Leon felt a chill in his crotch and quickly took Mu En's hand—he walked to the exit, not knowing whether he was still holding Mu En's hand or not, but whoever it was, getting out was the priority—he walked quickly towards the exit.

After several more twists and turns, the group finally made it through the haunted house.

The family nearby, still engrossed in the discussion, were fiercely debating which ghost was scarier.

Leon looked down and found that his beloved Mu En was still there.

Thank goodness, we didn't lose our daughter.

Then he looked back and saw that Noa had also walked out slowly, her little face expressionless and extremely calm.

Leon blinked, as if realizing something, and looked around. "Where's... where's Hikari?"

"I'm here, Daddy."

Leon looked in the direction of the sound and saw the Little Pink Hair slowly walking out of the haunted house, dragging a 'ghost' by the collar.

"He said I was so cute and wanted to hug me, then triggered my uppercut mechanism, and then... I passed out," Xiao Guang said innocently.

The staff member at the exit twitched slightly at the corner of his mouth, then sighed, "How many times has this happened this month? Oh well, whatever, I'll just report it as a work injury."

Losweiser flicked Leon's butt with her tail and complained to him about how he had stepped on her tail and hurt it in the haunted house, blah blah blah.

Ischa stood aside watching this scene, her brows slightly furrowed.

Grandmother Veronica stepped forward. "How is it?"

Ischa shook her head. "It shouldn't be the Garuda Race."

"Oh? You've decided so quickly?"

"Um."

Ischa silently picked up her tail, her face full of resentment.

"In the haunted house, my brother-in-law stepped on my tail 11 times, Little Los 23 times, and the neighbor's tail 48 times. With eyesight like that, don't insult Garuda."

Grandmother covered her mouth and chuckled, "Alright, alright. So what race will be tested next?"

Ischa turned to look at Leon and said slowly,

"Lightning Elf".

After lunch, the whole family headed to the Young Dragon Paradise.

This was Xiaoguang's first time visiting the Young Dragon Paradise, so he was a little more excited than his two older sisters.

The Little Pink Hair girl walked at the very front, wanting to go up and play at every stall she saw.

Throwing beanbags, throwing bouncy balls, or ring toss, etc.

It was a rare treat for her to put down her books and have some fun, so Leon and Losweiser naturally went along with it.

The three little ones explored the various facilities in the park with great interest, while the couple followed behind them.

As for Ischa and Grandmother Veronica, they walked at the very back of the procession, just as they had in the morning.

"Now it's time to give you a little lesson on the Lightning Elf, Ischa," Grandmother said.

Ischa crossed her arms and walked leisurely, but her eyes remained fixed on her brother-in-law.

"Lightning Elf are a very important branch of the Elf Race, equivalent to soldier ants in an ant colony, used to protect the colony and defend against external enemies."

"Therefore, their combat level is also among the top in the Elf Race, and their forte is naturally Lightning magic."

"However, despite their bravery and skill in battle, the Lightning Elf still retain the Elf Race nature in their blood, namely... elegance."

"Those otherworldly fairies always maintain absolute elegance, no matter when or where."

At this point, Ischa paused, then shrugged, "If our Dragon Race had half their elegance, we probably wouldn't be labeled as 'violent maniacs' by others."

After listening to Ischa's analysis and glancing at her grandson-in-law in front of her, Grandmother Veronica pursed her lips, pointed at Leon, and said with some suspicion,

"If such behavior can be called 'elegant,' then perhaps our Dragon Race can shed the label of violent maniacs."

"What behavior?"

Ischa looked in the direction her grandmother was pointing.

She saw her brother-in-law holding Xiao Guang and shooting wildly at a balloon popping stall.

"Boxer briefs, boxer briefs!"

"Boss! Ten more rounds! Let my daughter have her fill!"

"What? Leave?"

"Impossible."

"Leaving is out of the question. Your prizes are generous, and the balloons are easy to pop. I love it here."

"Ten more shots!"

"Rat-a-tat-tat! Xiao Guang, isn't Dad's marksmanship amazing!"

Ischa:...

Grandmother:...

Lightning Elf:...

Ischa took out the list she had written the night before, and then crossed out the Lightning Elf from it.

"I reckon my brother-in-law will never learn to be elegant in his lifetime."

As she muttered to herself, Ischa looked at the remaining two race names.

The Running Wolf Race and... humans.

The Red Dragon Queen bit her pen, her brow furrowed slightly. "Which one should we test next?"

As she hesitated, Grandmother Veronica slowly reached out and pressed down on the list in Ischa's hand.

Ischa glanced sideways at her. "Grandmother?"

The old lady smiled kindly, "After all, you're out relaxing with your family. Even if it's an investigation, don't put all your thoughts into it."

Ischa's red eyes flickered slightly, and she immediately understood her grandmother's meaning.

She put away the list, stepped forward and took her grandmother's arm, "Then let's go shoot a few shots too, Grandma."

"Oh dear, my old lady's eyesight is failing, I can't aim properly, I can't aim properly."

The grandfather and grandson chatted and laughed as they walked toward Leon's family.

Meanwhile, Leon had already given each of his daughters a teddy bear after firing a few magazines.

Then he turned to Losweiser and asked her if she wanted it.

Losweiser simply said she didn't want it.

"Why? Didn't you really like the one I gave you last time?"

"Yes, but one thing you like is enough."

As the Queen spoke, her beautiful silver eyes remained fixed on Leon's, and a subtle, ambiguous smile graced her delicate face.

General Leon swallowed hard, leaning back slightly. "You... what you're talking about... doesn't include me, does it?"

Losweiser tilted her head slightly, her Silver threads falling down, and did not answer directly.

"What do you say, my prisoner—"

"Hey, what are you two talking about? Your eyes are practically glued to each other. Why don't you just give each other a kiss right here and now?"

Upon hearing this, the couple immediately turned their faces away.

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