Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 327

Chapter 327

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Before the registration for the entrance test, there will be a preliminary coordination meeting to roughly determine the number of applicants for this year, so that the college can arrange an appropriate number of staff.

Leon and his family naturally also signed up for this preparatory coordination.

I thought this was just a simple matter of cooperating with the college.

Unexpectedly, the vice principal, Old B, would pay attention to this place. It's hard not to suspect that he specifically instructed the staff to report to him immediately if anyone from the Melkwy family registered.

The old man really went all out to promote the CP he was shipping.

After a brief exchange of pleasantries, the vice principal rubbed his hands together, glanced at the two Dragon girl,

Who are you enrolling this time?

Mu En stood on tiptoe, raised her hand, and said eagerly, "Grandpa Wilson, Xiao Guang and I are both signing up!"

"W-what?!"

Snap—

Leon slapped himself in the face.

It's over.

It's too late!

"Miss Losweiser, Mr. Leon, is this true? Both of your little princess are going to apply for this year's Young Dragon Department?!"

The light in Vice Principal Wilson's eyes shone even brighter.

They no longer seem like navigators discovering new continents, but rather like astronauts discovering new planets.

"Yes, yes, Vice Principal, the children want to learn, and we can't stop them," Losweiser said with a slightly helpless smile.

"Ha ha!--"

After receiving a positive response from the parents, Lao B suddenly clutched his chest and began to gasp for breath.

Leon was startled and raised an eyebrow. "What's wrong? Is your asthma acting up?"

"No, no, Mr. Leon, I'm just excited, I'm really excited."

"... It's just registration, why are you so agitated?"

The vice principal waved his hand and said seriously, "How could it not be? Your eldest daughter, Noa, passed the entrance test with the youngest age and the highest score, and has maintained the top grade in her class for two academic years. She will definitely become a top Dragon Race warrior in the future."

"And as her younger sister, these two little princess must be equally outstanding."

"How could I not be excited that you have provided the college with three such outstanding students?"

The vice principal looked the two children over with satisfaction, then shook Leon's hand. "Mr. Leon, given your excellent performance in the last test, I can make an exception and allow you to enroll directly without taking the test!"

Upon hearing this, the couple waved their hands repeatedly in refusal, "Oh no, no, Vice Principal, we, we'll just follow the normal procedures, okay?"

There are two reasons for refusing the vice principal's offer:

First, given the personalities of Leon and Losweiser, and their daughters, they would never rely on connections or backdoors.

Second, they need to manipulate the testing so that they can implement a certain 'plan'.

"It's alright, gentlemen. The academy has quotas for admission without examination every year. It's nothing shameful," the vice principal said.

"Thank you for your kind offer, Vice Principal, but we really don't need this arrangement. Mu En and Xiao Guang can pass the test on their own merits," Losweiser said.

After several attempts to refuse, the vice principal finally gave in to the couple and sighed with his head down.

Seeing the vice principal's reaction, the couple exchanged a glance.

It seems like Old B is unhappy?

But it doesn't matter. Taking advantage of the vice principal's displeasure, their 'plan' might be implemented more smoothly.

However--

"Wow! They truly deserve to be called a model family in our college. Their upright and hands-on spirit is something we should all learn from!"

Leon & Losweiser:...

You're unbeatable, Old Deng.

Just keep going like this, who can outlive you?

"You two understand the testing process, right? The little Princesses will take the written test, and you two will come with me to the fourth floor for the family interview," the vice principal said.

Leon nodded. "Yes, no problem."

"Okay, then a staff member will take you two to the fourth floor shortly. I look forward to your performance this year."

After exchanging a few more polite words, the vice principal left.

The couple breathed a sigh of relief.

Suddenly, Leon felt someone tugging at his clothes.

Looking down, I saw Mu En.

"What's wrong, Mu En?" Leon crouched down.

"Daddy, I'm a little nervous."

Although she had just confidently assured her older sister that she would pass the test, Mu En, being a young dragon, was still a little nervous when she actually entered the examination room.

This is normal; it would be abnormal not to be nervous.

Leon smiled and pinched his daughter's cheek. "Didn't your sister just say that you have to believe in yourself? You're Noa's sister, you can do it, there's absolutely no problem."

Little Moon's ahoge (cowlick) swayed back and forth. She lowered her head, slightly biting her lower lip. After a brief but intense mental struggle, Mu En nodded vigorously.

"Okay, I will try my best, Daddy."

"Yes, Mu En is great."

As soon as he finished speaking, the teacher at the workstation said,

"All young dragons who have registered for the entrance test, please proceed to the third floor."

"Go ahead, Mu En, Xiao Guang, just do your best and don't put too much pressure on yourself."

"Yes, Daddy!"

The two Dragon girl went up to the third floor hand in hand.

Leon slowly stood up and turned to look at Losweiser. "Shouldn't we go prepare for the interview? Is everything going according to plan?"

The Queen nodded. "Yes."

The couple exchanged glances and said in unison:

"The 'No Social Death Ceremony Plan' Plan is Launched!"

Two years ago, their eldest daughter Noa, passed the entrance test for the young dragons with the youngest age and the highest score;

And coincidentally, they both passed the family interview with the highest scores.

I thought that was the end of it, and all I had to do was wait for enrollment.

But who would have thought that at the freshman orientation ceremony, the great Vice Principal Wilson would recognize the ill-fated couple as the college's model family and invite them to the stage to share their insights and experiences in managing a family in front of hundreds of dragons.

But that wasn't all. Near the end, amidst the cheers of the vice principal and a group of onlookers, the couple kissed in public, bringing the ceremony to another climax.

This also pushed them into an abyss of extreme social death.

Now, two years later, in order to avoid repeating the same mistake, the couple has specially devised a plan to ensure that this No Social Death Ceremony Plan.

This time, they came for the interview to do only three things:

Keep a low profile! Keep a low profile! Still damn low profile!

"If we perform mediocrely in the interview process and keep the interview scores as low as possible while ensuring that the children can pass the test, then we will not be named this year's model family, and we will not have to give a speech on stage."

"Understood. Just let Mu En and the others perform normally. These adult plans shouldn't affect the children."

"Uh-huh!"

"Do you have any specific ideas? For example, what should we say in the interview?"

"Just tell me that I haven't had any passion for you in the past two years."

Leon was taken aback. "That's so unbelievable, Dragon Queen. How could you not have passion for me?"

Losweiser nudged his chest. "I only said that to ensure the plan's success."

"Oh... so, you're still very passionate about me, right?"

The Queen rolled her eyes, speechless. "Whatever you say, I'm too lazy to argue with you."

The couple chatted and laughed until they arrived at the door of the interview room.

They glanced at each other one last time before pushing open the door and entering.

The interview began quickly.

Leon and Losweiser took their seats, and the same three people who had interviewed them two years ago were still there.

The two people sitting on either side remained serious, but Vice Principal Wilson looked eager to see how the Leon couple would perform this year.

Unfortunately, Old Deng, you're going to be disappointed this year.

"If you are ready, our interview will begin immediately," the vice principal said.

The couple nodded. "Ready, Principal."

"OK."

The vice principal glanced down at the interview materials on the table and then said, "Let's start with the most obvious change in your family over the past two years."

Upon hearing this, Losweiser was taken aback and asked, "Vice Principal, what do you mean?"

"Third Princess Aurorla".

The vice principal said, "Dragon race family rarely consider having a second child, especially when the first pregnancy resulted in twins. So I'd like to know, what prompted you to consider having a second child?"

An opportunity?

If an unplanned pregnancy can be considered an opportunity, then we can have a good talk with you about it.

The couple glanced at each other and exchanged a look.

Getting pregnant with Xiao Guang was indeed an accident, that's an indisputable fact, but Leon and Losweiser both knew that in this situation, they absolutely couldn't tell the truth.

If an interviewer hears the explanation of "accident," they might think the couple is very irresponsible towards their offspring.

This effectively lowers the scores for the family interview, but it could also cause Mu En and Xiao Guang to fail the entrance exam due to their low scores.

So how to answer this question from the neighbor is something the couple still needs to think about carefully.

After a moment's thought, Losweiser finally spoke.

"Well, my husband and I have been married for several years now, and we've been through a lot together, big and small. Our married life has gradually gone from being passionate and fiery at the beginning to becoming more mundane. So we were thinking about whether we could do something to help us rediscover the passion we had for each other back then."

"After trying several methods, we found that none of them were effective."

"At this point, my husband suggested that we might have another baby, just like we raised Noa and Mu En, and raise Xiao Guang to be an equally excellent young dragon."

"I accepted the proposal, and then Xiaoguang was born."

This statement can be described as killing two birds with one stone.

While completely avoiding the issue of 'unplanned pregnancy', it also expresses the idea that 'the couple's married life tends to become mundane'.

After finishing his answer, Leon glanced at the interviewer on the far right who was holding the evaluation form. He was writing and drawing on the form, his brows slightly furrowed, and his expression serious.

It seemed that Losweiser's answer was not what he had expected.

Great, it achieved the desired effect.

Although the desired effect was achieved, the couple overlooked a small flaw in their story.

"Since you became pregnant with your third daughter because you wanted to rekindle your passion for each other, are your feelings for her slightly different from those for your first two daughters?" the interviewer sitting on the left asked.

His words were quite euphemistic, almost as if he were directly asking the couple if they only saw Xiaoguang as a tool to maintain their marriage.

Regarding this question, Leon naturally didn't need to think too much and answered without hesitation.

"Our feelings for Xiaoguang are no different from those for Muen Noa."

"Oh? But didn't you get pregnant with your third daughter to rekindle your passion?"

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