Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 371

Chapter 371

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"Then can't I use some spells with short casting times?"

"Wouldn't that reduce its power?"

"Wouldn't it be simpler to just increase the attack frequency?"

"That's such a waste of Magic Power."

Are you trying to argue with me?

The Queen glared at him, then picked up her pen and added another item to the training plan:

"After dinner, I will study the Lightning Wolf Breaking Army."

Leon blinked, not expecting the Dragon Queen to take the initiative to let Noa learn this Lightning magic.

Lightning Wolf Breaking Army is a rare off-hand skill in Lightning magic, and also a classic ranged attack move.

It's very effective at both restraining and clearing out minor enemies.

He came to Losweiser to show her the training list, intending to tease her and see her turn into a pufferfish when she got angry—that's how the couple's fun is, and Leon has often been pushed to his limits by the Queen.

But Losweiser made this suggestion directly...

"Noa's senior described the scene in the ruins in detail in her assessment report. Admittedly, my daughter is very skilled in close combat and has the courage to fight to the death. However, we also saw that her right hand was injured afterward and has only recently recovered."

"Teach her some ranged Lightning magic," Losweiser said. "It's for her own good."

Leon put away the list, pursed his lips, and couldn't help but feel a pang of guilt and self-reproach.

Sigh, he wasn't as thoughtful as the Dragon Queen; all he cared about was showing off in front of her.

I am ashamed, I am so ashamed.

Seeing Leon's expression, Losweiser's lips curled into a smug smile.

Doesn't she understand him?

A fool who only responds to gentle persuasion and not to force.

If Losweiser goes against him, he'll actually get more excited.

But if Losweiser speaks to him in a gentle and soft voice, he will instantly transform into the 'Queen's loyal hound'.

Taking down a mere prisoner like him is a piece of cake! Absolutely a piece of cake!

On the other hand, Noa does need to learn some ranged magic.

Like her father, no problem;

But don't make it like that everywhere.

Just look at how fearless Leon is when he fights; you can't blindly imitate him.

"Hmm, I'll adjust the training schedule later. Noa also has her own summer plans, so we can't let them conflict," Leon said.

"Good."

After a pause, Losweiser suddenly remembered, "Oh right, didn't Noa say she was going to stay at Helena's house for a few days? When are they leaving?"

Leon shrugged. "The girls' plans have changed. She's going to visit Helena in the last few days of summer vacation, and then go directly from the Sea Dragon race to the academy."

Losweiser nodded. "Yes, it's fine."

Leon scratched his forehead, folded the list and put it in his pocket, then turned to leave.

Losweiser's eyes flickered slightly, and then she spoke.

"You're leaving already?"

Leon stopped and turned around. "Is there anything else?"

The silver-haired beauty put down her pen, leaned back slightly against the throne, and smiled radiantly. Her fingertips lightly fiddled with the armrest of the throne, her beautiful eyes gazing at Leon.

"Leon, I've been under a lot of pressure lately."

Upon hearing this, General Leon felt a chill run down his spine. "If you're under a lot of pressure, you'll have to wait until tonight to relieve it..."

"I can't wait until nightfall."

Losweiser leaned forward, resting her chin on her hand, her eyes sparkling, her tone alluring and seductive, "Find a way to relieve my stress right now."

The specific methods for 'de-stressing' are self-evident to the couple; those who know, know.

Leon simply couldn't think of any way to help Losweiser relieve stress in broad daylight, in the bustling Silver Dragon Sanctuary.

He touched the corner of his mouth and tentatively said, "How about... I give you a shoulder massage?"

"Okay, sure."

As she spoke, Losweiser moved to the side and patted the empty seat next to her. "Come on over."

Leon did as instructed.

Technician No. 001, Xiao Lai, has been honorably assigned to her post.

Losweiser turned slightly to the side, closed her eyes, and enjoyed the shoulder massage from the former Empire's first Dragon Slayer.

Mmm, this feeling is simply indescribable!

"Left, left, use a little force."

Leon rolled his eyes, speechless.

I'll give you a massage, fine, but you're making demands.

However, to avoid being forced to do his homework in broad daylight by the Dragon Queen, Leon gritted his teeth and endured it.

"Oh."

"Put a little more force into it."

"... oh."

"Haven't you eaten, honey?"

"..."

"Push harder! I am the Dragon King's body, you should be—"

Click!

"Ouch! Hiss~..."

"Your Majesty, it seems that something is broken in your Dragon King's body," Leon said bluntly.

Losweiser shrugged and shook off Leon's hand.

One second he was gloating over his personal technician being the Empire's strongest Dragon Slayer;

The next second I hated him for being the Dragon Slayer; his grip was incredibly strong.

However, having a strong grip can be used in other areas, and the experience is quite good...

Cough cough—

Losweiser gathered her scattered thoughts, rubbed her shoulders, and then got back to work.

"So... I'll go back?"

"Do you have anything to do when you get back?"

Leon shrugged. "No."

"Oh."

The reply, "Oh," seems very simple.

But based on Leon's many years of experience in married life, there must be another meaning behind that "oh".

The brain of high-EQ married man starts working at lightning speed—

What do you need to do when you get back?

[No]

Then stay and keep me company.

That's right, that should be the meaning.

"Forget it, I'll just be idle at home anyway. I'll stay here and keep you company," Leon said.

Upon hearing this, the Queen suppressed the urge to smile, but as usual, she still had to show a touch of pride.

"I'm not forcing you, you chose to stay yourself."

"Mmm, mmm, mmm, I'm willing, I'm willing."

"Snort."

On the throne, the couple sat side by side, enjoying a moment of warmth and tranquility amidst their busy work.

82 Is this a date? Yes, this is a date!

After dinner, Losweiser unusually invited Leon to go for a walk together.

Leon agreed.

But before he could actually take a walk, he still needed to clarify the nature of this so-called 'walk'.

Is this a date?

"No," the Queen denied outright.

"This is what dating is all about," Leon said confidently.

"No!"

"I won't go if you don't acknowledge this as a date."

"... Yes, this is dating."

Retribution.

"Consider it retribution for messing with him during the day, "Losweiser thought to herself.

After receiving an affirmative answer from Losweiser, Leon did not ask any further questions.

He rubbed his nose smugly. "Okay, even if it's a fake family, I still have to fulfill my duties as a husband occasionally. Just think of it as accompanying my wife who's feeling down to relax."

Losweiser glanced at him sideways, pursed her lips, and thought resentfully to herself:

That bastard speaks so grandly, but isn't he secretly overjoyed?

"Hmph, don't pretend you're innocent after getting the benefit. If you don't want to keep me company, I'll go find Anna."

"Anna is busy."

"Then I'll go find Milan."

"Milan is busy too."

"Then I'll go find Shirley!"

"Shirley has already been sent out to scout, and you were the one who sent her, have you forgotten?"

"You bastard, are you going to spend time with me or not?!"

Before the Dragon Queen turned completely red-hot, Leon stepped forward and tried to take her hand.

But she shook him off.

Leon immediately recognized that the flick was a fake.

This is similar to how when a woman says "no," she actually means "yes."

So he tried holding hands again.

It was a success as expected.

Despite the Dragon Queen's reluctance, she still said...

"Who gave you permission to hold my hand? You were just being long-winded and didn't want to spend time with me, so don't hold my hand."

But don't look at what a woman says, look at what she does.

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