Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 385

Chapter 385

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Leon scoffed, "What do you mean by thieving? I'm just appreciating it, okay?"

Losweiser raised her beautiful eyebrows, walked over, and naturally sat down next to him.

"So, secretly glancing at other people's faces, in your gentlemanly terms, is actually... admiration?"

"Just to correct you, looking at your own wife doesn't count as peeking."

"Let me correct you, it's a fake wife."

"A fake wife is still a wife."

"Snort--"

Losweiser covered her mouth and chuckled, "Say what you will."

As soon as she finished speaking, she noticed what Leon was holding and asked, "What's that?"

"Um... a little something to help couples get closer?"

"A couple? And things are heating up?"

Losweiser reached out and took it, glancing at the product description. Immediately, she realized its purpose.

"Well, it really is a tool that can raise the temperature..."

She and Leon usually use a variety of methods to hand in their assignments, but they rarely use such a small prop.

"Anything else?"

The couple seemed to have opened the door to a new world and began to seriously appreciate other couple's gadgets.

"A suffocating feeling, like being coiled by a python— the Dulous Free Retractable Neck Ring gives your partner a whole new level of excitement."

"This, this—it's so refreshing, it's heavenly— Dulous Brand Dragon Mint, it's an extraordinary feeling."

Leon blinked. "Dragon mint? What's that?"

Do you know catnip?

"I know. After the cat smells it, it will keep rubbing against it."

"Yes, dragon mint has a similar effect on Dragon Race in a relaxed state."

Upon hearing this, General Leon's mischievous thoughts began to churn. He shook the dragon mint in his hand, "How about we give it a try—"

"No." Losweiser decisively marked "X".

She didn't want to become a soft, kitten-like animal in front of Leon.

She is Queen! A noble dragon!

"Let's look at something else." Losweiser gestured with her chin toward other products.

Leon won another one.

"Super cool and explosive, endlessly gushing out— the Dulous Power Endurance Set, its effects are comparable to... a dragon, Dragon's Might?!"

"This is good!"

Losweiser's eyes lit up. "Leon, your body isn't what it used to be. This is perfect for you!"

Leon rolled his eyes at her. "How is it not as good as before? Didn't we always work until dawn to finish our assignments? Besides—"

"And?"

"I can Dragon's Might myself, why would I need this thing?"

With that, Leon put the high-endurance kit back.

Losweiser smiled.

Speaking of "the decisive battle at dawn," she looked up at the wall clock; it was almost midnight.

"Go to sleep, I'm so tired after a long day of meetings."

"Oh."

As they set off, they both spotted the sofa opposite the large bed.

That sofa was long enough for an adult to lie down on.

Logically speaking, the "gentlemanly" General Leon should have offered to sleep on the sofa;

And Her Your Majesty the Queen is "not interested in men," should let her captives go to sleep on the sofa.

The next second, the couple tacitly ignored the sofa!

What kind of sofa?

I didn't see it.

Isn't there only this one bed in the room?

Sigh, it's so frustrating again. I guess I'll just have to sleep in the same bed with my fake wife/husband.

Once in bed and under the covers, Leon and Losweiser stood back to back.

There was a gap in the middle that was more than half the size of a bed.

"Good night."

"Good night."

Ten minutes later.

"Leon".

"What?"

"My lower back is a little itchy, could you... take a look?"

You don't actually need any reason to submit your homework;

But some ill-fated couples enjoy the process of finding excuses.

It's not that I intentionally stopped here, but if I wrote something risqué, Shenhe would easily catch me and the whole chapter would be rejected. So I'm submitting this as a separate chapter so that even if it's rejected, it won't affect the rest of the content. Besides, the rejected chapter can be viewed in the group later.

I'm such a genius:)

94 Everything can be interesting

The purple glow of the Dragon Mark complemented the warm orange crystal chandelier on the ceiling.

Behind the semi-transparent gauze bed curtains, two bodies were entwined in an ambiguous embrace.

Its long, silver tail resembled a seductive and nimble venomous snake, constantly moving, coiling, and shrinking around its prey.

Ischa is right, the feeling in a hotel is indeed different from being at home.

The quiet atmosphere means they don't have to worry about disturbing others; even if they make a huge fuss, no one will bother them.

The unfamiliar environment and the unfamiliar surroundings greatly increase their biological instincts and vigilance, making them pay much more attention than usual and allowing them to more carefully enjoy and observe every initiative and response from the other party.

Losweiser lay on the bed, a pillow under her chest, feeling the tingling sensation of being kissed in the back of her waist.

Her silver eyes were dreamy, and the Dragon Mark patterns on them resonated. Her eyes seemed to ripple with the allure of love amidst the decadent world.

"Leon... you bastard..."

After being married for a long time, they became very familiar with each other's every little thing.

The dimples on the lower back are a place that Losweiser both loves and fears.

It's like a switch; with just a gentle touch, Her Your Majesty the Queen will go limp and lose all ability to resist.

She called Leon a jerk, but secretly she wanted him to continue.

Women, they say one thing and mean another.

This is especially true in bed.

Leon's knee pressed down on her tail, leaving only the stubborn tip of the tail trying to break free, but it was all in vain.

He reached out and traced the Dragon Mark on Losweiser's lower back with his fingertips.

The light shone brighter and brighter as the pressure of his fingers increased.

"Tell me, Your Majesty the Queen, how much Magic Power have you stored up during this time?"

"Idiot, of course it's full."

"Full?"

"Nonsense--"

Why did you suddenly bring up the Dragon Mark to store Magic Power when you were handing in your homework, instead of flirting properly?

But Losweiser still managed to answer him, her consciousness still somewhat hazy.

"We...we originally planned to do this...so of course I've stored up all my Magic Power."

"No, Your Majesty, I feel..."

He leaned down, pressing against the beauty's delicate back, and whispered in her ear...

"You're not satisfied enough."

In a daze, Losweiser's pupils suddenly contracted, as if she had realized something.

"What are you doing... Hey, don't do it—uh... you bastard... you're so mean..."

"Then, Your Majesty the Queen, let me help you—Master Man."

Losweiser gripped the corner of the pillow tightly, her face flushed red, and she gritted her teeth.

"Always using these... these fancy front-end terms... next time you can't just say 'Hey, stop!'"

A Dragon King's Lament silenced all of Losweiser's complaints.

Well, that suits her just fine.

If there were no violent elements in the homework submission process, she would feel like something was missing.

Simply put, it wasn't enjoyable enough.

Leon pressed his hand against the back of her neck, looking down at her.

"Melkwy, tell her you want a rougher way."

"No... I won't tell—"

You want it in your heart, but you act all high and mighty on the outside. Who can outdo you, Your Majesty the Queen?

"Speak quickly, or... tonight will end here."

"Heh... let's leave it at that, I don't care."

"Losweiser, hurry up, I want to hear what you really think. You clearly want me to be more violent, don't you? You little slutty dragon."

Behavioral violence is a type of violence;

Verbal abuse certainly counts.

If it weren't for handing in homework, General Leon wouldn't dare call Losweiser 'little slutty dragon' even if he had a hundred lives.

Moreover, this title does indeed carry a somewhat insulting connotation.

But the key point is that in Leon and Losweiser's "couple's activities," some insulting words just happen to become part of their fun.

For example, characters like Little Burning Dragon, Useless Prisoner, and fallen Queen.

In short, everything can be fun—excerpt from "The Shameless Married Life of a Certain Silver Dragon couple"

"So boring~ So boring."

Although she was cornered on the bed with nowhere to retreat, the Silver Dragon Queen's words still hadn't given in.

"Is that all you've got? Leon, are you even capable?"

General Leon was still doing his tongue-twisting exercises, suddenly froze.

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