Chapter 434
The other one is Xiaoguang's uppercut.
In the days since returning from the Empire, Leon has been avoiding Losweiser.
On the first day, Losweiser had Leon bathe with her.
Leon declined her offer, saying, "Your Majesty has been on a long journey to the border today and should rest early."
The next day, Losweiser wanted Leon to help her see if her new black tulle slip dress looked good.
Leon declined again, saying, "Wife, you have a natural clothes hanger figure, you look good in everything! I'm sleepy, I'm going to bed!"
On the third day, Losweiser brought over a brown hard candy, saying it was Xiaoguang's newly refined concentrated harmless Dragon's Might, with very stable effects, and urged Leon to try it quickly.
Then Leon refused Losweiser for the third time, saying, "I am the strongest Dragon Slayer. If I'm going to eat, I'll eat the Dragon's Might Pro Max version. I don't bother with the concentrated version."
Day 4
"Tonight, after you've taken a shower, wait for me in bed, my prisoner."
The Queen issued a stern order to stop using "marital jargon" with Leon and to speak frankly, lest this idiot find all sorts of excuses to refuse to do his homework.
"...I...I'm a little tired, how about tomorrow?" Leon tried to struggle.
"Don't you humans have a saying, 'Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, how many tomorrows are there?' It's a reminder to cherish time and do what needs to be done today."
"You're mistaken, honey. It's 'Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, there are plenty of tomorrows.' It means that life is long and nothing is urgent. Even if you put it off until tomorrow, it's not too late." Leon made up the story with a straight face.
But the Queen merely scoffed, "A person's life is long? As long as mine?"
"Ah, this..." Leon was somewhat speechless.
Hmm, he really isn't as long as her!
"Is it... is it in such a hurry, Dragon Queen?"
"I'm not in a hurry."
Losweiser said calmly, "I just felt that you've been working too hard and under a lot of pressure these past few days, so I thought I'd help you relieve some of that pressure. I'm doing this all for your own good."
Wow, your reasoning is absolutely flawless!
Losweiser tilted her head slightly, crossed her arms, and looked Leon up and down with her beautiful silver eyes.
"A little while later," she asked meaningfully.
"Leon".
"What?"
"You're not... having a midlife crisis, are you?"
General Leon paused, blinked, and said, "Mid-life crisis..."
"Yes. I've heard that human men gradually lose their sexual desires after a certain age, becoming indifferent to everything, even their bodies—tsk tsk tsk, so that's why you've been rejecting me."
"Nonsense! I'm only twenty-five! I'm in great health, what midlife crisis are you talking about!"
Upon hearing this, Losweiser revealed a triumphant smile.
For Leon, provocation is an old trick, but it works.
"Then go take a shower."
"..."
Leon then realized that he had fallen into the Dragon Queen's trap again.
Actually, his refusal to hand in his homework wasn't due to any "midlife crisis," but rather a careful calculation of the future.
During the first war of the Empire, Leon first used his ultimate skill at the start, expending the entire Magic Power of a Dragon Mark to unleash Dragon Annihilation.
Then he used all the remaining Magic Power to open the Ninth Gate.
After the war, his right leg was also fractured due to the force of the impact, and it is still in a cast.
In other words, Leon is currently in a state of having no mana and low health.
If he were to engage in sexual intercourse with the Dragon Queen in this state, she would firmly hold the initiative throughout the entire process.
Just thinking about it is terrifying!
That's why Leon has been finding various reasons to reject Losweiser these past few days.
He was planning to slip through the cracks and wait until his body had recovered somewhat before finally challenging the Dragon Queen.
But then again, two kinds of people can't sleep in the same bed.
Since Leon rejected Losweiser because of his current poor physical condition, which made him vulnerable to losing control over the assignment;
Of course, Losweiser thought the same thing~
Strike while the iron is hot and kill him!
If we don't give him a 'Dragon Impact' that he'll never forget, he might even forget he's a prisoner!
Moreover, Losweiser had already started planning this the day she returned from the Empire.
I only went straight for Leon today because I couldn't take it anymore.
If this guy still refuses her, she'll have to resort to some 'violent' methods.
The couple looked at each other.
After a long silence, Leon relented and decided to try one last time to gain sympathy.
"Losweiser, look at my leg injury, it's still not healed, and it's not very convenient to go up and down... and if I exert too much force, it might worsen my leg injury. You don't want your husband to have to use crutches in the future, do you?"
"It's okay, you don't need to move."
The Queen's tone remained calm, and it was precisely in this calm tone that she delivered her explosive speech.
"I can move on it myself."
Leon:?
"Words of madness! Words of madness!!"
"What are you yelling about? It's not like we haven't tried that position before."
"It's still not working..."
"Tsk."
Losweiser frowned slightly and clicked her tongue impatiently.
If you say no again, it will really spoil the mood.
After a pause, Losweiser also expressed her understanding of Leon's current physical condition.
"Okay, since it's inconvenient, let's find a safer method."
Leon looked up, a bad feeling immediately rising in his heart.
"What... method?"
Losweiser rose from the bedside, her bare white feet slowly walking to Leon, and then gently unhooked her bra.
A pair of soft, yielding flesh broke free of their restraints and sprang out.
Moonlight streamed in through the window, dappling the two delicate pink spots.
Such a seductive and alluring scene made Leon blush slightly.
"Losweiser ..."
"This is my first time trying this too, so please forgive me if I don't do it well."
"Ha?"
Don't do that, Dragon Queen! You're scaring me even more!
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Leon leaned back on the sofa, while Losweiser knelt before him.
The purple glow of the Dragon Mark slowly flickered, signifying that the couple was gradually entering a state of blissful harmony.
Leon blushed, feeling somewhat overwhelmed as he tried this completely new method for the first time.
The same goes for Losweiser.
Moreover, since it was her first time using a move like "** Ear Pierce," Losweiser wasn't very skilled at it and failed to clamp down successfully after several attempts.
"...How about we try a different approach?" Leon suggested.
But Her Your Majesty the Queen is not the kind of person who gives up halfway.
Tonight, I absolutely have to unlock this new position!
"No, I'm sure I can succeed."
Losweiser said stubbornly, then lifted her soft breasts and tried again.
But as expected, it failed.
"That's strange... could it be that my breasts are too small?"
The E-cup Queen couldn't help but doubt her own physical attributes.
Just as Losweiser was figuring out how to comfortably clamp down, Leon asked quietly,
"Speaking of which... where did you learn this trick?"
Although they have been Dragon Queen for five years, the couple's usual work-related processes can be described as "standard and conventional".
Despite their wide-ranging and often all-night battles, they mostly employed more traditional methods.
The reason is simple: the couple is each other's "first love" and has no prior experience. They can only follow their biological instincts for reproduction when it comes to their intimate relations, so there aren't many fancy or intense activities.
At most, they might do some dress-up play.
Losweiser's sudden idea of "two huge slices of bread sandwiching cheese" really surprised Leon.
"Hmm... I read it in a book."
"Losweiser said."
"... Do you usually stay up until midnight in your study reading this kind of stuff all the time?"
"Nonsense!"
Losweiser retorted, "It's in some romance novels... that there are descriptions of that."
Leon knew that she had a habit of reading romance novels.
But nowadays, romance novels don't focus on the love and affection between young men and women anymore; instead, they've turned to such stimulating stuff?
Hiss--
But on second thought, adding these simple, direct, and popular elements to all sorts of pretentious and cloying scenes isn't so bad.
After all, things that the masses like are good things!
"I feel like you've been reading romance novels much more often in the last two years than when I first met you," Leon suddenly said.
After a moment of silence, Losweiser nodded in agreement.
"Yes, I do spend a lot more time on novels than I used to when I was alone."
Leon blinked, catching the key words in Losweiser's words:
When I was alone before.
So to be precise, Losweiser's increased frequency of reading romance novels began after she married Leon.
She knelt there quietly, her long silver tail lying naturally on the carpet.
Looking at her cool and delicate face, Leon seemed to understand the reason for this phenomenon.
Just like the reason why the couple were so conventional in their 'sexual relations', they didn't know how to face a real wife or husband.