Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 442

Chapter 442

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She wouldn't let any opportunity to make Leon suffer slip by.

Moreover, if she can eliminate Leon early in the game, that achievement would be something she can brag about for a year.

Leon will spend the next year living in the Queen's Bible, which includes the lines: "Me, Losweiser Melkwy, starting with the strongest Dragon Slayer, what's the significance of that?"

So, to avoid being solo-killed by Losweiser at the start of the game, Leon needs to come up with a strategy for the 8 a. m. meeting tomorrow.

Lost in thought, I didn't realize it was already past midnight.

Leon was still lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, planning his speech and action plan for a few hours later.

Just then, the door lock clicked.

Leon immediately became alert and looked up slightly towards the door.

The door slowly opened inward, and a beam of light escaped from the corridor, illuminating two small shadows.

"Daddy, Daddy, are you asleep? Mu En can't sleep and wants to sleep with you."

Upon hearing that it was his beloved daughter, Leon was about to reply immediately.

But when he opened his mouth, Leon did not respond.

He recalled that when drawing identities, Mu En drew "The Princess's Friend," which was Noa.

Given Little Moon's sister-complex personality, if she can't sleep now, she should go to her sister. Whether from the perspective of their sisterly relationship off-screen or from the perspective of their roles in the game, it would be most reasonable for Mu En to go to Noa.

They weren't there to see Leon, the "Old Friend of the King."

After a brief analysis, Leon decided to pretend to be asleep.

"Daddy? Daddy?"

There was no response, so Mu En called softly twice more.

"Okay, Daddy's asleep, Xiaoguang, go go go!"

After confirming that Leon was 'asleep', the two small figures quietly entered from outside the door.

Lying in bed, Leon smiled to himself. Sure enough, these two little ones didn't come to him because they couldn't sleep.

There is definitely another purpose behind it.

Leon continued to pretend to be asleep, wanting to see what tricks they were up to.

"Xiaoguang, are you sure the information we found refers to Daddy?"

Xiao Guang looked down at the information card in his hand, on which was written a simple word:

[The Only One]

"Even if we can't be 100% sure it's Dad, he's still a strong suspect. Besides, Dad didn't attend the first meeting, so it's necessary to investigate Dad no matter what."

Mu En nodded. "Okay. Let's flip through it quickly, before Dad wakes up later."

"Uh-huh!"

Listening to his daughters' conversation, Leon noticed a key phrase:

[The Only One]

What does this mean?

Could it be a clue they obtained after completing a mission?

Leon knows he is now a lone wolf, so the word "The Only One" most likely refers to him.

And as Xiao Guang said, he didn't attend the first meeting, which makes him highly suspicious.

So it's perfectly normal for the Dragon girl to visit in the middle of the night.

Leon remained unmoved and continued listening.

Mu En and Xiao Guang quietly searched through Leon's room.

They searched everywhere—the sofa, coffee table, bedside table, bathroom, refrigerator—but apart from the initial wooden box containing the props, they found nothing of value.

"The Black Holy Stone isn't with Dad." Mu En was a little disappointed.

"Hmm... if I had stolen the Black Holy Stone, I certainly wouldn't have hidden it in my room," Xiao Guang said.

The two little ones were discussing when they suddenly heard a noise at the door.

They immediately became alert.

"Why are there still people here?" Mu En asked nervously.

Xiao Guang frowned slightly, glanced at the wardrobe beside him, and said, "Let's hide it first and see what happens."

"Good!"

Swoosh—

The two little ones darted into the wardrobe at lightning speed, then pressed themselves against the door, listening to the sounds outside.

"Noa-chan, if Uncle Leon wakes up and finds out we sneaked in, won't he spank us?"

"No, I just need to act cute with him and he'll behave."

The King of Scrolls is also very good at understanding human nature.

Her father practically had the words "doting father" written all over his face.

However, Noa has never used the "he'll behave if I just act cute" approach to achieve her goals.

I told Helena that I wanted to reassure my best friend so she could feel free to do "bad things" with me.

After all, this wasn't the first time she'd sneaked into her father's room, but Helena had probably never done anything like this before.

"Okay, let's start looking quickly!"

"Good."

The group of best friends also started searching along the same route that the group of sisters had taken.

Mu En and Xiao Guang, who were hiding in the closet, opened the closet door a crack and peeked out with their big eyes to observe.

"It's my older sister! (▽▽)"

"With Helena へ ̄"

Mu En's expression changed very smoothly, and her speed of changing her expression was even faster than that of her Queen mother.

"Xiaoguang, should we go out and meet up with my sister?"

The Little Pink Hair girl rolled her eyes and shook her head. "Let's not go for now. If we run into them, they'll definitely ask us what clues we got that led us to Dad's room."

"But we're the Princess's friends, so sharing clues wouldn't be a problem, would it?"

"Second sister, the identity card only says we are 'the Princess's friends,' not 'the guards' friends.' If Helena has her own hidden quest or victory conditions, then we can't share clues with her."

Mu En nodded in sudden realization, then praised, "Wow, Xiao Guang, you're so good at having fun!"

"Second sister, if you weren't the first one eliminated every time we played Werewolf, you could play as well as I can," Xiao Guang said honestly.

Mu En: o(╥╥)o

Meanwhile, the group of girlfriends outside also came up empty-handed.

"Could there be a problem with our leads?"

As Helena spoke, she took out an information card from her pocket.

"The Only One..."

Upon hearing this clue again, General Leon, lying in bed, couldn't help but grin.

Hiss~~~

This game is targeting me!

How come everyone has this clue?

I have nothing!

"Isn't it referring to the Only One male character in the game?"

Noa thought about it carefully and shook her head. "It might not be that simple. This 'The Only One' should refer to the Only One of other things, rather than something as superficial as 'boys and girls'."

"That makes sense... we were oversimplifying things."

"Hmm, it seems we need to gather more clues."

Although all three of his daughters suspected him, the elderly father, lying in bed, was still very gratified.

I'm so glad you've all learned to think and analyze independently!

Daddy is so proud of you!

So, Daddy made the painful decision:

After I've stabbed your Mom, I'll stab you all too.

The traditional filial piety between father and daughter in our Melkwy family cannot be omitted!

As he was thinking to himself, Leon suddenly heard the door open again.

"Holy crap... there's another expert?!"

Noa and Helena naturally heard the sound as well.

Just like the group of best friends earlier, they also hurriedly crawled into the closet.

Then--

Noa:?

Helena:...

Mu En: (=.=)

Xiao Guang: Shura Field? A battle royale! Let's fight!

"What are you doing here?" Noa asked in a low voice.

The Little Pink Hair blinked. "Um... night run?"

"You went for a night run in Dad's room? Can't you at least make up a more plausible excuse?!"

"Then what are you doing here, ladies?"

"Let's have a midnight snack." Noa said seriously.

"... Please, sister, be serious! It's almost 2:30 in the morning, what kind of midnight snack is this!"

Shh! ~~Coming, coming.

The Dragon girl immediately fell silent.

This time, four large eyes were arranged from top to bottom through the gap in the cabinet door.

"Who is it? Who is it?" Xiao Guang asked.

"Judging from the shadow, it must be very tall," Helena said.

"Mom, Auntie and Aunt Claudia all very tall."

"Her hair is also very long."

"Mom, Auntie and Aunt Claudia are all very long."

"Great figure."

"Mom-- "

"Alright, Xiaoguang, we know all three of them have great figures, you don't need to say anything more."

Xiao Guang shook his head vigorously, "No, no, no, I meant the person who came—it's Mom!"

Upon hearing this, the children held their breath even more cautiously and stared nervously outside.

The soft sound of high heels could be heard.

A graceful silver figure slowly walked to Leon's bedside.

It really was Losweiser.

Leon tried his best to keep a straight face.

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