Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 524

Chapter 524

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Even talking to loved ones to distract yourself cannot completely eliminate the pain of childbirth.

Watching the doctors around her busily getting to work, Losweiser couldn't help but feel a little distracted.

Leon quickly stroked her face gently, encouraging her to continue talking to him.

"Anything else? Anything else? I promise you."

Under normal circumstances, our upright and unyielding Dragon Slayer Hero would never let the Dragon Queen make demands, let alone try to reason with her. Even if they tried to reason with her politely, it would take a while to resolve the situation.

But the situation is special now. The pregnant woman is the most important person, especially since she is giving birth. Leon must do as much as his older sister Ischa said and grant Losweiser's requests.

Little did he know, poor Tom was once again being manipulated!

"Don't... don't rush me... I hate it..."

The Queen looked weak and listless, with a hint of anger and resentment, her slightly furrowed brows making her appear pitiful.

Leon immediately softened, "Okay, okay, I won't rush you. Take your time thinking about it, I'll keep listening."

Despite the pain in her lower body, Losweiser closed her eyes, thought for a moment, and then said...

"I want you to treat me the way you did when I was pregnant, every single day from now on."

"Uh-huh?"

"It means if I say east, you won't go west; if I say one, you won't say two. Even if it's the middle of the night and I want an apple, you have to peel it, cut it into pieces, put it on a plate, and serve it to me..."

"Oh, this..."

"You hesitated, Leon, you're annoying..."

"It is said that a woman is Princess for a day, a queen for ten months, and a slave for life."

"But I've never been Princess for even a day, I've only been a queen for ten months, and now I have to be your slave for life, sob sob... I hate you, I hate you."

Losweiser was already a superb actress, and the pain of childbirth made her tone and expression even more pitiful.

"No, no, no." Leon shook his head like a rattle-drum, held his wife's hand, and said sincerely, "I promise you, after you give birth to the baby, I will treat you as well as I did when you were pregnant."

Although the claim that the Dragon Queen would be a slave for life was a bit of an exaggeration, Leon thought it was just that she was in so much pain that her head was not quite clear, which was why she was talking nonsense.

All I have to do is keep responding.

Anyway, once she gives birth, she'll probably... forget about it, right?

"Hmph... you'd better be..."

"Yes, I definitely will."

"And... you'll be making breakfast every day..."

"Well... normally you do it on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, I do it on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and on Sundays—"

They don't have a morning on Sundays because they hand in their homework until the early hours of Saturday and then sleep until noon the next day.

"Idiot... I'm already like this, why are you still calculating with me like this? Don't you love me anymore?"

"..."

It inexplicably felt like playing a level-based game.

It's like you're killing monsters, accumulating experience, and leveling up to improve your attributes. The various monsters along the way have different skills and moves. Although there are many of them, you can barely handle them.

You finally reach the BOSS battle, only to find that this BOSS has all the skills of all the previous mobs, and they are all enhanced versions!

Now, Losweiser is the final boss; the previous ten months were just spent leveling up General Leon and accumulating experience.

"I love you, I love you, of course I love you," Leon coaxed her like a child.

"Then promise me you'll make breakfast from now on."

"Alright, alright, I'll make breakfast from now on, is that alright, Your Majesty the Queen?"

Losweiser smiled with satisfaction.

Although their smiles were still pale and weak, the fact that they could still smile despite the pain of childbirth showed that the couple was indeed very attractive to each other. As long as they looked into each other's eyes, they would unconsciously become engrossed in each other.

"I want... I want you to wash my feet every day..."

"Good."

"Even the tail needs to be washed."

"Uh-huh."

"The first thing she says when she wakes up in the morning is to me."

"Good."

"The last thing you say to me before you go to sleep at night is also what I want to hear."

"Okay, sure."

"You're not allowed to move away when I'm cooking with carrots."

"Hmm... Hmm?! This... this won't do!"

General Leon fears nothing but two things:

Carrots and eggplants.

The smell alone makes you dizzy and lightheaded, and one bite will make you explode on the spot.

Back when he and Losweiser were still enemies, that Dragon Queen used those two things to torture Leon quite a bit.

"What... what's wrong now? You bastard... you just said you'd agree to anything, and now you've gone back on your word after only a few requests..."

"Hey, brother-in-law, Little Los is feeling really unwell right now, so please agree to her request."

"... Okay, I promise you, I won't run away while you're making carrots."

"The same goes for cooking eggplant."

Leon: [?_??]

"When I throw snowballs at you in winter, you're not allowed to dodge them."

"You have to celebrate my birthday every year, and you're not allowed to complain about it."

"If I help you, you should thank Your Majesty; if you help me, you should also thank Your Majesty."

Leon raised an eyebrow. "Why should I say thank you when I help you?"

"Thank you Your Majesty, for giving you this opportunity to help."

"..."

Losweiser made some strange requests, Leon continued to agree verbally, but couldn't help but wonder:

This... this isn't right, is it?

Although he knew his role was to distract Losweiser from labor and make her less painful, he was happy to do so.

But the demands that the Dragon Queen made during this opportunity didn't seem like they were made on the spur of the moment.

It seems like... it was premeditated.

Thinking of this, Leon suddenly felt a chill run down his spine—

He wanted to turn his head away because his intuition told him that if Losweiser had indeed planned this all along, then the scheming Red Dragon standing behind him must be the culprit!

"Brother-in-law."

Before Leon could turn around, Ischa gently placed her hand on his shoulder.

The Red Dragon Queen leaned down, close to his ear, and whispered...

"A man should keep his word, you know. You agreed to all of Little Los's requests."

Really!

As expected!

Nothing good ever happens when you two sisters get together!

General Leon closed his eyes in despair, briefly composed himself, and then slowly opened them again.

"Okay, I understand, sis."

"Yes, that's the kind of good husband Little Los should have."

Ischa was very satisfied with her brother-in-law's attitude; her little scheme with her sister had succeeded.

But as Leon's wife of five or six years, Losweiser definitely knew this scoundrel better than Ischa. Seeing him agree so readily, she didn't get angry or resist at all...

Isn't this going a little too smoothly?

Could it be that he also has—

"Ugh! Hiss..."

The pain of childbirth left Losweiser with no time to think.

"Your Majesty, take a deep breath and follow my rhythm."

"Your Prince, the baby is about to be born. Please wait aside."

"Milan, hot water."

"Yes, Head Maid."

"Breathe, Your Majesty, exhale... inhale... yes, that's it."

"Look at me, Little Los, hold my hand, it's okay, it'll be over soon."

"Your Majesty, put in a little more effort and hold on, Your Majesty."

"Blanket! Milan, hurry and get the blanket!"

"The blanket has arrived, Head Maid!"

After an unknown amount of time, the quiet night was broken by the cry of a baby.

The maids in the bedroom embraced and wept, celebrating the birth of the silver dragon's new life.

And at this moment, Leon and Losweiser welcomed their fourth baby.

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"Congratulations, Your Prince, mother and daughter are safe and sound."

"Mother and daughter are safe... Is it a girl?"

Head Maid Anna nodded. "Yes, Your Prince, she is a very cute little princess."

Upon hearing this, Leon's eyes lit up, and he quickly walked to the bedside.

Losweiser lay exhausted in bed, with her newborn baby beside her pillow.

She was wrapped in swaddling clothes and cried loudly.

Just like when Xiao Guang was born, Leon's feelings were hard to describe with simple words.

He knelt by the bedside, holding Losweiser's cold hand. His gaze lingered on the baby for a moment before turning to his wife.

"Thank you for your hard work, Losweiser."

The Queen gave a weary smile, her eyes half-open, and said in a weak, breathy voice, "Look at the baby... he's so cute..."

"Good."

After confirming that his wife was safe and sound, Leon turned his attention to the baby.

After crying for a while, Dragon girl stopped crying and lay quietly in the blanket, her bright eyes examining this strange and new world.

It was only then that Leon noticed the baby's eye color.

It is a pure red.

If we say that Xiaoguang's pink theme is the result of mixing up Losweiser's silver and her older sister Ischa's red;

So how do we explain this bright red color now?

A major victory for the older sister gene?!

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