Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 85

Chapter 85

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"Good, very energetic, all your joints and muscles are awake, right?" Losweiser stood next to him.

"It's not just that he's awakened, it's like he's taken some kind of Dragon's Might."

For Leon, the thrill of the seven-day holiday was no less than that of Dragon's Might.

"Very good, then let's officially begin some teamwork training."

Leon shrugged, meaning, 'Bring on whatever tricks you have.'

Losweiser took a rope out of her tracksuit pocket.

Leon's heart skipped a beat, and he unconsciously shifted his position slightly closer to the chair. "What? Didn't you get enough of teacher play? Now you want to do bondage?"

Losweiser clicked her tongue and tapped Leon on the shoulder with the rope. "Have you ever heard of a three-legged race?"

Leon nodded. "When I was at the Dragon Slaying Academy, the instructors also made us do this kind of training, saying it could increase the synchronization between teammates."

"Although we don't know exactly what events will be included in the Saint Hiss Academy's family sports meet, it's still necessary to practice the most basic events like the three-legged race. What do you think?"

"OK, I have no objection."

After a pause, Leon added, "Don't slow me down later."

"Ha, thanks for providing me with a morning joke."

After exchanging a few words, the two tied their inner ankles together with a rope.

After being tied up, Leon straightened up, with Losweiser pressed close to his side.

Previously, there was no obvious difference, but now that they are suddenly so close, the height difference between them is clearly apparent.

Losweiser, wearing sneakers, was about 1.72 meters tall. Although that's considered tall for a girl, she still looked a bit short next to Leon.

The couple maintains a certain distance and looks each other in the eye when they communicate.

Now they were ankle to ankle, side to side, and if Losweiser wanted to look into Leon's eyes again, she would have to tilt her head up slightly.

She felt a little awkward.

When has the Silver Dragon Queen ever looked up to anyone?

No. ⑧

She couldn't look up.

Look straight ahead, look straight ahead, look straight ahead!

However, she wasn't the only one who noticed the height difference.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, Your Majesty the Queen, you have a leaf stuck in your hair! I can see it clearly. Would you like me to remove it for you?"

Leon, of course, wouldn't let such a good opportunity slip by.

He had to really stab Losweiser in the heart.

Losweiser closed her eyes and replied through gritted teeth, "No need."

"Are you sure you don't need it? Okay then."

But Leon intends to continue his offensive and secure a double kill—

"Hey, Your Majesty, I've noticed you have two hair whorls. As the saying goes, one hair whorl is good, two hair whorls are bad, no wonder you—oh my god!"

Before he could finish speaking, Losweiser lifted the legs that were tied together.

Leon lost his balance and fell backward.

Losweiser slowly squatted down, resting her chin on her hand, shaking her head and teasingly saying,

"Tsk tsk tsk, Leon, how can someone so tall not be able to stand steadily? Wouldn't that be a waste of your height?"

Leon got up from the ground, dusted himself off, and said, "No, I won't argue with you. Let's see who's the better runner."

With that, Leon strode toward the practice field.

Losweiser remained motionless.

Leon took a step—

"Hiss!"

This time, it fell forward.

He jumped to his feet, rubbing his red nose. "Move, Losweiser! Why aren't you moving?"

Losweiser crossed her arms and pretended to suddenly realize something. "Oh, so it's starting now. Okay, I was just spacing out."

Leon scoffed and didn't waste any more words on her.

The couple arrived at the lawn in the center of the practice field.

Since it was the first time trying three-legged race with my partner, I didn't know how well we coordinated. If I suddenly stepped onto the hard track, a fall would definitely hurt.

So the two decided to first get a feel for the relatively soft grass.

However, before they even officially started running, the couple discovered another problem.

That's the side where they're pressed together; no matter how you position your arm, it's uncomfortable.

"Don't push me."

"Don't push me."

The Silver Dragon Queen of the past would never have tolerated men getting so close to her.

It's only because of Leon that he gets this treatment; anyone else would have been burned to ashes long ago.

This guy is still here saying, "Don't push, don't push."

"I have an idea," Leon suddenly said.

"What? Wait a minute—"

Before he finished speaking, Leon draped his inner arm over Losweiser's back.

However, because Losweiser's back was too petite and Leon's arm span was very long, the extra part of his hand could only be placed on Losweiser's waist.

That's Losweiser's ticklish spot.

The Queen blushed, feeling both shy and helpless.

She wanted to object to Leon's approach, but after thinking about it, it seemed to be the Only One they could successfully complete the three-legged race.

Then, she, the Silver Dragon Queen, is no less impressive.

So Losweiser raised her arm and put it around Leon's waist.

It inexplicably feels very wide and sturdy, and the feel is fantastic.

"I'll count to one, step on the outside leg; I'll count to two, step on the one that's tied together, OK?" Leon said.

"Can."

"Alright. Ready... two!"

"Huh? Two—damn!"

Before Losweiser could react, she almost did the splits.

It's only because she's flexible that she's able to avoid this ligament strain from all the jumping.

She turned around speechlessly, "Do you check numbers by counting from two first?"

"Can't I?" someone asked innocently.

"You!..."

As Losweiser straightened her posture, she immediately realized that this guy was clearly retaliating for the two falls he had just made.

She was too lazy to argue with him any longer; she couldn't afford to waste training time.

"Check one first, be serious, stop scratching," Losweiser said.

Leon nodded.

The couple repositioned themselves at the starting line, their arms around each other's waists.

"Ready—one, two, one, two, one..."

In the first few steps, they cooperated very well, and there were basically no problems.

But as the speed increased, the rhythm began to become slightly disordered.

Leon was slightly slower, while Losweiser was slightly faster.

The couple exchanged a glance, neither of them speaking, but their footsteps gradually returned to normal.

Upon seeing this, the two couldn't help but exchange a smile.

However, he quickly turned his head away again.

I ran two laps on the grass without falling down even once.

That's already a pretty good level of teamwork.

They work together, and if they find that the rhythm is off, they will adjust silently, even skipping the time for verbal communication.

To be honest, even real married couples rarely manage to do that.

After practicing on the grass, the two stepped onto the hard track.

As always, there were very few mistakes, and the adjustments were made very promptly.

After practicing for a while, the couple sat down on the grass to rest and untied the ropes that were tied together.

"It's simple," Leon said with a smile.

"Hmph, don't get too cocky. You still need to do some exercises to restore your physical strength."

Losweiser gestured with her chin toward the side, "Come on, push-ups, five hundred."

"How much?!"

Er Jiu Lin Yan delete scar ⑦ art ⑶ "Five hundred."

Losweiser said, "What? Five hundred push-ups are as easy as drinking water for the strongest Dragon Slayer, aren't they?"

Since you've already said it this way, it would be impolite to lower your head now.

Without hesitation, Leon replied, "Easy! Watch me beat the game in one life!"

He rolled up his sleeves and got right to work.

But after making only a few, Losweiser said...

"Hey, wait a minute, just doing push-ups is too monotonous. Let me make it a little more difficult for you."

What are you going to do now?

"Lie down properly."

Leon braced himself on the ground with both hands, in the starting position for a push-up.

Losweiser stood up, slowly walked over, and then—

She sat on his waist.

Leon's arm jerked.

But the tremor wasn't because Losweiser was too heavy; rather, it was because the intense workload of submitting assignments in the past few days had made his lower back very sensitive.

A soft spot of Losweiser pressed against it, and it felt a little numb.

Losweiser sat sideways, her tail draped over Leon's shoulder, and gently poked his cheek with the tip of her tail. "Alright, let's begin."

"You really know how to enjoy yourself," Leon said through gritted teeth.

But whenever he has a holiday, he gains the power to retaliate against this scumbag Dragon Queen. Endure!

Yi⊙yifinsi()Si⑨"..."

"Two..."

"Hmm, not bad, not bad."

"Three..."

Dragon Race have a much denser skeleton than humans of the same size, so they are also much heavier.

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