Chapter 89

After accidentally eating several rolls in a row, Leon finally realized the problem!

The woman said, "Sweetie, eat slowly," but in reality, her hand speed in feeding him was so fast that it left afterimages!

Is that even twenty seconds? Leon has already been stuffed with four or five volumes!

The continuous feeding at an abnormally high rate made him feel somewhat exhausted.

"Slow down, slow down... Anyway, we're in first place, no rush."

"Hmm? Okay, whatever you say. Come on, open your mouth~"

Losweiser responded sweetly, but her hands didn't stop moving.

Leon blinked, muttering, "Didn't you say to slow down?" as he opened his mouth in a daze.

After putting the noodles in, Losweiser couldn't wait to fork up the next roll.

Leon swallowed hard and waved his hand. "I really can't go on. Let me rest for a bit."

"No way! If you're not eating well, there's something wrong with your thinking. Come on, honey, open your mouth!"

Husband.

Husband?!

The episode where Losweiser's voice is sweetest.

Although this "husband" sounded a little flattering, the speed at which he was being fed was something he couldn't catch even if he called "husband" ten times!

Moreover, based on Leon's understanding of Losweiser, she would never be so attentive to him just because of a match.

In a flash, after taking a few more bites, Leon realized: This was revenge!

It's the Dragon Queen's revenge!

Not long ago, when Losweiser had just woken up, Leon had forced Losweiser to drink fish soup in the same way.

Oh no, the Dragon Queen has seized the opportunity, and the scene has repeated itself.

"Husband, Move!! Move a little, honey, come on, ah~~"

"Dragon Queen, calm down. The principal just said that friendship comes first, competition second."

"Yes, you're third, so friendship and the competition are more important than you. For Noa's sake, eat up, honey~"

After saying that, Losweiser grabbed Leon's chin and stuffed noodles directly into his mouth.

"Mmm-mmm-mmm—"

Meanwhile, the game host's commentary could be heard from outside the booth:

"Alright! Ladies and gentlemen, after the Melkwy family, several more families have arrived at the first level."

"Oh~ watching them lovingly feeding each other reminded me of my first love; we also had a beautiful romance~"

"Look! The Ross family's wife is thoughtfully preparing napkins for her husband!"

"And the husband in the Cant family, he gazed lovingly at his wife the whole time he ate his noodles! So touching! So touching!!"

"So, how are our once-model family, the Melkwy family, doing now? Let's take a look—"

"Oh, what a... what a... spectacular scene! We can see that the Melkwy family's husband seems to want to escape the table, but because of the three-legged race, he can't possibly be more than two steps away from his wife!"

"Melkwy's wife used her speed advantage, unique to the Silver Dragon Clan, to frantically stuff noodles into her husband's mouth!"

"Hmm... the movements are so fast, it's like they're sparring and fighting...?"

"Now, I'd like to ask a rather personal question: do you two usually feed each other at home like this?"

Despite their boldness, Losweiser and Leon still passed the level in first place.

"Congratulations on passing the first hurdle! There's a special medicine to aid digestion at the entrance. Take it with water, and it will work very quickly."

The couple got up.

Losweiser beamed and helped the pale-faced Leon out of the cubicle.

Sure enough, there was a glass of water and a digestive pill placed by the door.

She helped Leon take the medicine, and then "gently" patted his chest. "You are so brave, my warrior."

This isn't concern; it's the smugness of successful revenge! (8)

Leon rolled his eyes at her, said nothing, and just looked at the tracks on both sides, as if they were the first group to come out.

Although the process was painful, we're still far ahead!

"Let's go to the second checkpoint," Leon said.

"Mmm." Lin

Because the digestive pills hadn't taken effect yet, the two slowed down their pace.

The second stage also takes place in a small cubicle.

After the two entered, the setup remained the same: a table and two chairs. However, this time, a game host was present across the table.

"Please have a seat. The second challenge is called 'Answering the Irrelevant Question.' I will be asking you various questions randomly, but remember, your answers must be unrelated to the question."

"For example, if I ask this gentleman his name, you should answer 'I am male' or 'I have a daughter,' etc."

"There are ten questions in total. Answer them all to pass; otherwise, you'll be penalized with ten seconds."

The challenge of this game lies in overcoming your conditioned reflexes to those "stupid" questions.

Furthermore, the presence of "time" as a penalty inevitably creates some tension, leading to blurting out answers to certain questions.

The couple exchanged a glance, then sat down. (8)

Saying one thing and meaning another, isn't that a basic skill?

The second level begins.

"So, for the first question, sir, what color is your wife's tail? Please answer immediately!" The host spoke very quickly, putting pressure on Leon.

Leon had just been put under pressure by the Dragon Queen, and his mouth was almost instinctively about to form a "Y," but thankfully he stopped himself in time. "Duck!"

"Very good, very good, it seems this gentleman—"

Before she could finish praising him, the host immediately looked at Losweiser and asked, "What is your husband's profession?"

"Slaying the dragon—ah... Tu, Tu Dragon Race."

The host was also taken aback, "Do we have a branch called the Tulong Dragon Race? This question doesn't count towards the challenge."

"Oh, yes, yes, it was a small tribe that has already disbanded. My husband married into our Silver Dragon Clan," Losweiser quickly tried to smooth things over.

The host nodded. "Okay, next question—"

The next few questions were the same kind that you could answer without thinking at all normally.

However, according to the rules of the game, you simply cannot answer correctly.

Leon and Losweiser also got into trouble during the quiz, and were penalized with a 20-second penalty.

But we managed to find our rhythm and stumbled our way to the last two questions.

"Sir, which part of your body are you most satisfied with?"

"My wife."

Losweiser silently covered her face.

Even if you're following the rules and giving completely irrelevant answers, don't go this far!

"Alright, one last question! The weather is great today, perfect for a sports meet. I'm really curious to see how the young dragon group is doing—"

The host kept throwing "smokescreens" at Leon, chatting casually one second and then suddenly throwing out a question the next.

He stared intently at the host's mouth, nervously swallowing.

"If I could, perhaps I would become a forest ranger after I retire—do you love your husband?"

"Love—" Losweiser blurted out almost immediately.

Leon:?

Host:!

As expected, I failed on the last question! Just wait here for ten seconds!

But just as the host was about to deliver the verdict, Losweiser, in a moment of quick thinking, turned the tide.

"Love—oh dear, I'm being lazy with my homework."

The host was stunned for a moment.

You managed to make that sound plausible?!

Losweiser also secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

The host, feeling helpless, made a gesture that said "As expected of you," but didn't deliberately make things difficult for them.

After all, it's a recreational competition, so let's just take it easy and have fun.

"Well then, congratulations on passing the second test."

The host stood up and opened the door to their cubicle. "But honestly, anyone who can instinctively answer 'I love you' must be truly in love!"

Losweiser: Don't take it seriously, I just said it without thinking.

Cream Puff, What Did I Do To You??

The final challenge of the three-legged race takes place in an open-air kitchen.

Dozens of simple kitchen counters were neatly arranged on the open ground in front.

Leon and Losweiser were still the first to reach this final stage.

"Alright, welcome to the final challenge, which is called 'Love Cooking'!"

"A good family meal should not only have top-quality ingredients and exquisite workmanship, but should also be full of love for the family."

"Only food made with love can be truly delicious!"

"The rules for this game are quite simple: each family will draw lots to determine the type of food they need to make. The competition will last for one hour. Finally, Vice Principal Wilson, the head of Teshuar Noodles, and renowned food critics will be the judges."

"Alright! Now Melkwy family, the first to arrive at this level, please begin your lovingly prepared meal!"

"Oh, and please note that you must not untie the ropes around your ankles while cooking. Let this love be conveyed to each other through the ropes."

This time, the couple rolled their eyes at the same time.

Just make it a competition, don't add so much awkwardness.

Let alone our fake family, even a real family couldn't stand it, right?

However, their idea was quickly shattered by the family that had just caught up.

"My dearest husband, I will definitely use all my love to make the most delicious family meals for you!"

"Honey, I will do my best to repay your love! Let's get started!"

Leon and Losweiser were speechless at the sight.

You guys are so good at showing off, are you going to pull out a bowl of dog food later?

It was Losweiser who came to her senses first, nudging Leon's arm. "Let's go, let's go draw lots."

"Good."

The two approached the lottery box, exchanged a glance, Leon volunteered, "I'm lucky, I'll go!"

There are rules to drawing lots.

If they draw a food that is easy to make and tastes good no matter how it is prepared, it will greatly improve their final ranking.

Conversely, if they draw a dish that is complicated to prepare and where even the slightest mistake in the ingredients will affect the final taste, then the couple will be in big trouble.

Leon reached into the lottery box and rummaged through it.

Having made up his mind, he held onto the paper slip.

Taking out the paper slip, Losweiser moved closer to him, Leon slowly unfolded it.

"Cream--"