(A quick correction: during the Corazon Incident in Marineford Era 1509, Sengoku was still an Admiral. Yesterday's has already been revised, so please don't mind. ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ)
Crunch! Crunch! Crunch!
"Garp, you bastard, can't you settle down for once?!" Sengoku, who had been discussing matters with Vice Admiral Tsuru, had his train of thought interrupted countless times by Garp noisily chewing rice crackers. At last, he could no longer hold back and exploded.
"Hahaha! Relax a little. There's no need to be so tense."
"Relax? How am I supposed to relax?! Ever since Roger, that bastard, pulled one over on us before he died, the situation at sea has only grown worse. One Piece crews are springing up everywhere, wars never cease, and over the past two years, the number of One Piece crews has increased by thirty percent compared to before Roger's death. And that percentage is still rising!" Sengoku slammed his hand on the table and stood, spraying Garp with saliva as he ranted.
"And that's not even the worst of it. Those people in the New World are the real trouble. Whitebeard has been making frequent contact with Fish-Man Island, Kaido is propping up a puppet in Wano Country, and even Big Mom has set her sights on Elbaf again. With things this chaotic, how can you expect me to relax?!"
"Watch your manners, watch your manners!" Garp wiped the spit from his face and complained, clearly not having listened to a single word of Sengoku's outburst.
"You bastard, can't you act a little more like the Marine Hero? In that regard, you should really learn from Dragon. He's far steadier and calmer than you are!"
"What kind of father learns from his son?" Garp picked his nose, then dissatisfiedly flicked a green-bean-sized biological bomb at Sengoku. "Besides,