Unspeakable Terms of the Deal

"Humiliated **** Elf Girl."

"Pleasure of Resistance, Unbearable (Chinese Subtitles)."

Ji Feng held Meridale in his arms, merely holding her, yet the viewers' comments were too filthy to read.

Even at the risk of being banned for a month, the veteran drivers started driving.

"Ahem... viewers, it was just a hug. Do you have to be this dirty? This is a wholesome livestream. Don't randomly stir things up!"

Holding Meridale, Ji Feng did not feel much. As a seasoned veteran of the film-viewing community, this little temptation meant nothing to him.

"Brother Feng, Brother Feng, was she strawberry-flavored?"

"Newcomer Saotome, Meridale..."

"Brother Feng, you got the benefit and still acted innocent. Don't be such a poser..."

Ji Feng's words were like a spark tossed into a powder keg, and the comments exploded. The most painful thing in the world was not lacking something, but seeing someone else treat what you treasured like worthless trash. At this moment, Ji Feng had truly incurred everyone's wrath.

"My fault, my fault... I misspoke just now. Fellow viewers, I take back what I said. Also, by the way, she wasn't strawberry-flavored. It was a faint fragrance..."

Viewers were gods, and Ji Feng did not want to offend the gods. So he honestly told them about Meridale's "scent."

"I knew it wasn't strawberry. Pandaria doesn't produce strawberries. In World of Warcraft, only the Mount Hyjal region has strawberries, okay? Passing by, ten-year veteran player..."

"A faint fragrance? Could it be the legendary..."

Viewers were the most forgiving bunch. Once Ji Feng mentioned Meridale's scent, everyone promptly shifted the topic to fragrance.

The livestream was bustling, while outside the stream, Meridale had already opened her eyes. Only a minute had passed since she threw herself into Ji Feng's arms. It was not a long time at all.

"Let go of me, you fat panda..."

Ji Feng was tightly holding Meridale now, and she could not break free for the moment.

"Achoo..."

Meridale's hair brushed across Ji Feng's nose, making him sneeze. Taking advantage of it, Meridale slipped out from beneath his arms.

"Meridale, what were you trying to do just now? Were you trying to kill Ji Shadowwind?"

"Who?"

A questioning voice suddenly sounded from behind her. Meridale turned around angrily, just as Illidan swept his sleeve and strode forward.

Walking up, Illidan shot Meridale a fierce glare. She shrank her head back like a startled bird. Illidan had always been the direction she looked toward, and she did not dare defy him.

"Ji, Meridale was immature and had no intention of offending you. On behalf of the Stormwind Guard, I apologize." Illidan placed a hand over his chest and bowed.

The surrounding elves and Pandaren were all greatly shocked. None of them had expected Illidan to be so polite.

Other than before Lord Falondar, the elves had never seen Illidan bow. Now that Ji Feng had received Illidan's salute, he had undoubtedly become the center of everyone's attention.

"Why is Illidan being so polite... Could he like Brother Feng? But Brother Feng is straight..."

"It looks like Illidan brought quite a few weapons too. What is going on? Wasn't Illidan acting all high and mighty at noon? Why is he being so obedient now..."

"Brother Feng and Illidan must have made some kind of unspeakable x-rated deal..."

"Illidan is so handsome. I really want to see Brother Feng doing indescribable things with him! This is exactly what us shut-in girls love..."

The comments rapidly flooded the screen, and the viewers were equally confused.

"General Illidan, you are too polite. Meridale is only a child. Let us not mention what happened tonight." When Ji Feng first met Meridale, he had found the little girl interesting. Her temper was a little rash, but she had only been defending her honor.

Defending one's honor was the heart of a warrior!

In ancient times, Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo seven times. Now, Ji Feng also wanted to capture this "Meng Huo." If he could bring Meridale under his command, she would certainly become an outstanding warrior. Therefore, Ji Feng would not pursue the matter too harshly.

"Lord Illidan, why are you being so polite to this fat panda? He is just a slave, while you... you are our general..." Seeing Illidan lower his head to Ji Feng because of her, Meridale finally could not hold back. She walked before Illidan and spoke with a trace of resentment.

"Meridale, we are the Elf race. We are a people full of honor... Slave? How could you say something like that?"

Illidan raised his brow and turned to look at Meridale.

Within the Elf Empire, there were commoners, nobles, and slaves. There were many factions in the empire. Illidan supported Falondar and Faraodis, who belonged to the founding faction opposed to slavery. Meridale had struck a nerve with Illidan.

At this time, Illidan Stormrage was still a model young man. He was not yet Illidan, the King of Outland. Up to this point, he had never once considered enslaving others.

"General Illidan, I really was once a slave. I am not afraid of others mentioning it. That is simply the truth. Meridale was not wrong..."

Ji Feng did not mind at all. Instead, he smiled. Being born a slave was nothing shameful. Ten thousand years later, the Horde's chieftain, the orc shaman Thrall, known as the World Shaman, would also come from slavery.

The humbler one's origins, the more likely one was to accomplish earth-shaking deeds in World of Warcraft. Turalyon, Gul'dan, the World Shaman, Yrel... the humbler their origins, the greater their eventual achievements. Birth could not determine a person's accomplishments.

"Meridale, step back. From now on, you are not allowed to attack Ji again. He is an ally of the Sindragosa clan. You should treat him as you treat me..."

"Guards, bring up the equipment and provisions."

After giving Meridale a few instructions as captain of the guard, Illidan waved his hand and ordered the items brought forward.

Twenty sets of leather armor, dozens of bows and crossbows, and several large barrels of fruit, bread, and wine were piled all over the ground once everything had been brought out.

"What does this mean? General Illidan, this cannot be for me, can it?"

"That's right. This equipment and these provisions are all for you... To show our sincerity, I will also send a ship to take you back to the village."

Ji Feng did not yet know that all this equipment had been exchanged for Celestial Mint Coins. He could not understand why the elf village was giving him equipment and provisions. Not only him; the viewers could not make sense of it either.

"Damn, why does this feel like acting again? Why don't the elves send a few girls? Could it be that the streamer has activated the legendary protagonist aura?"

"Sending a few elf soldiers would work too! Watching elf warriors show off their figures every day would be so pleasing to the eye..."

"From the perspective of an old player, the equipment the elves gave him is at least green-grade gear, definitely not common trash. This kind of generosity probably would not be enough even for ten trades! After all, that place does not have gold inlaid everywhere..."

"Gold is nothing compared to diamonds. One shot costs hundreds of thousands. Has everyone forgotten Baby's ex?"

Although he did not understand why the elves were trying to curry favor with him, Ji Feng would be leaving Sindragosa Village with the Pandaren tomorrow. He could not be bothered to think too much about it. Waving his hand, he instructed Yao Shi and the other disciples to accept the items.

After delivering the equipment and provisions, Illidan said goodbye and left with the Stormwind Guard.