"Hoo, hoo!"
Two young Murlocs were fast asleep in the nest. In front of them, a black shadow was approaching. Ten steps, five steps, the shadow drew nearer.
"Could it be they're sleeping too soundly? They can't sense my presence?"
As he pondered, Ji Feng cautiously moved forward a few more steps. The Dragon Eggs were now within reach. As long as these two young Murlocs didn't wake up, Ji Feng could easily take the Dragon Eggs.
At this moment, the live chat had also quieted down. The viewers were all focused on this moment. Ji Feng was preparing to make his move.
"Viewers, if Brother Feng steals the Dragon Eggs, I'll stream myself mixing cement with a cement mixer..."
"Brother Feng, your life is more important, don't do it."
"Brother Feng, if you steal the Dragon Eggs, I'll gift you a campus belle. Hurry up and do it..."
"He definitely won't be able to steal them. The moment the streamer makes a move, he's as good as dead."
Most of the people speaking now were Ji Feng's anti-fans. They were all hoping to see Ji Feng torn to pieces, but at this moment, Ji Feng had already reached out and grabbed an egg. Things weren't going as the anti-fans had predicted.
Everything was as usual. Nothing happened. Ji Feng, holding a Murloc egg, slowly retreated a few steps. One step, two steps, he retreated all the way out of the Murloc nest. The two young Murlocs hadn't woken up.
"The script shouldn't be written like this! Damn it all... Is this a Murloc? They're sleeping like a damn dog..."
"Brother Feng is mighty! Please stream Twelve Flavors, please stream the Pandaria Food Festival."
"Brother Feng, hurry up and steal the second one! Take advantage of this good opportunity and get them all in one go..."
The people speaking now were all true fans. Ji Feng had gotten the first Dragon Egg, and the viewers had started sending gifts, though they were still small gifts.
"Hmm... Everything is under control. Now I'm preparing to steal the second egg. Don't you guys think about it? What problems could there be when I, Ji Feng, am involved? I've never failed..." Ji Feng hid the first Dragon Egg in the grass near the nest and chatted with his viewers.
"As expected of Brother Feng, mua!"
"Brother Feng, don't be so arrogant... You've already taken all the swagger for yourself, haven't you!"
"Where's the brother who's going to stream the cement mixer? I have a new cement mixer at my construction site. I'll give you cement for free to stream it..."
The live chat was also harmonious.
Perhaps it was because he had succeeded once, or perhaps it was because he had relaxed his mood by chatting with his viewers, but this time, Ji Feng decided to finish it in one go. He directly picked up the remaining two eggs, one in each hand.
He still picked up the Dragon Eggs cautiously. This time, nothing happened inside the cave either.
"Viewers, everything is under control. Later, I'll chat with you all properly. I'll show you what a professional food streamer is..."
With the situation secured, Ji Feng completely relaxed.
"Brother Feng, why do I feel something is wrong?"
"Brother Feng, don't jinx yourself!"
"legend of the mysterious power of the east."
"Hmph!"
Just as Ji Feng was holding the last two eggs, a snort suddenly came from the nest. That's right, it was a sneeze. At this moment, a young Murloc had woken up.
What is "poisonous milk"?
It means that whoever you praise will have bad luck. King Pele, Huang Xudong, and Cycling Dan all became masters of "poisonous milk." At this moment, Ji Feng had forcefully fed himself a mouthful of poisonous milk!
"In ancient times, it was 'flying dragons on the face, how can you lose?' Today, it's 'Ji Feng stealing eggs, how can you get away'..."
"As expected of the mysterious power from the East, forcefully awakening the young Murloc..."
"This mouthful of poisonous milk is making me weak... As expected of a professional bragging streamer, the live stream effect is full marks..."
"Streamer, I curse your ancestors! I'm switching from fan to anti-fan... You're messing with me!"
At this moment, the live chat exploded. One, two, both young Murlocs had woken up.
Kyoto, outside Chaoyang Primary School.
"Heh, this streamer Ji Feng is trash... He still wants to steal Dragon Eggs. He'll probably die soon." At this moment, a primary school student cursed while watching the live stream.
"Hmph, Li Lei, don't think you can insult my idol just because you're the class monitor. Do you dare to bet 100 yuan with me? I bet Brother Feng can steal the Dragon Eggs..." A primary school student holding a mobile phone said with some dissatisfaction.
"Okay, a bet is a bet..."
It was 1:30 PM, and there were still 30 minutes before the primary school opened. Now, a battle for honor had begun.
"Holy crap... What the hell... Give me 1 more minute, and I'll be out of the nest. Why are they waking up now? Run..."
The moment the first young Murloc in the nest got up, Ji Feng, holding the Dragon Egg, bolted. He never would have imagined that the mysterious power from the East would one day favor him, or he wouldn't have been so arrogant just now.
As Ji Feng took a step, a earth-shattering roar echoed from the nest.
"Don't be too arrogant..."
"Poisonous milk, the live stream effect is explosive,..."
"Run, little girl, run! Hehehehehe..."
"I'm almost laughing my head off right now, and my dad and mom are completely confused, not knowing what I'm laughing at, haha..."
"Streamer, what are you waiting for? Just drop the Dragon Eggs."
"I have a feeling Brother Feng is going to get killed in a few more breaths..."
"Run, brother..."
If Ji Feng had accidentally woken up the young Murlocs, his viewers would have worried about him. But since he brought it upon himself by trying to heal himself, the viewers couldn't help but laugh. The barrage of comments became increasingly cheerful.
"Boom, boom, boom."
As the two young Murlocs ran, the cave shook violently. Perhaps because they were in the cave, the two younglings felt restricted, and their speed was about the same for now. The Murlocs couldn't catch him.
In the dim cave and under the sunlight, the Murlocs' speed was completely different. Once they exited the cave, Ji Feng would likely be unable to escape.
This was a certain death situation, with no hope.
"What should I do? What should I do? There's no solution. Once I'm out of the cave, with the Murlocs' speed, they'll definitely catch me. I have to think of a way to survive." While running, Ji Feng's mind raced.
Failing to show off and then getting slapped in the face was the most embarrassing thing. But if Ji Feng could powerfully show off again, the stream's engagement would be complete.
At this moment, it wasn't just Ji Feng's life on the line, but also the success or failure of this stream. As a "gold medal" streamer, Ji Feng didn't want to fail. At this moment, he felt his thoughts exploding.
"Wuwu, wuwu..."
For some reason, Ji Feng started making strange noises.
Jingdu, outside Chaoyang Elementary School.
"Heh, I, Li Lei, said this streamer is trash. Look, he's starting to talk nonsense. Xiao Ming, why don't you just hand over the money obediently? Oh right, I heard you have a childhood sweetheart named Han Mei Mei, heh heh heh..."
With a cold smile, Li Lei stroked his chin.
"Li Lei, Brother Feng isn't dead yet... and he still has control of the three Dragon Eggs. I haven't lost yet!" Xiao Ming insisted with some determination.
"Hmph... it's no wonder you watch this kind of idiotic stream... Unlike you, I watch A Yi's streams. After all, I'm a Diamond player on Server 1 of LoL." Li Lei extended his hand, showing off his "pro" hand.
Just as Li Lei was showing off, the screen on the stream suddenly brightened. Ji Feng had broken through the predicament.
"Iron Fist Ji Feng, that's the Iron Fist Ji Feng I know. Dong Cunrui, Huang Jiguang, Qiu Shaoyun, Lei Feng – their spirits have possessed him at this moment! At this moment, he is not fighting alone! He is not alone!"
"He broke through! He broke through! Iron Fist Ji Feng did not fall before the Murlocs! The great Iron Fist Ji Feng!"
Excited, Han Xiao Ming was practically beside himself with excitement.
At this moment, Ji Feng was not fighting alone. On the screen, he held two Dragon Eggs in one hand and grabbed a vine outside the cave with the other.
"Wuwuwuwu..."
Using the momentum and the vine, he swung his body and leaped onto a tree.
At the school gate, besides Han Xiao Ming, many elementary school students were watching the stream. At this moment, the atmosphere suddenly tensed.
"So you're also a true fan of Iron Fist Ji Feng... Hahaha... The great Iron Fist Ji Feng..." Not far in front of Han Xiao Ming, an elementary school student in a school uniform also shouted.
Not only him, but gradually, many elementary school students at the school gate put away their phones and walked towards Han Xiao Ming, clearly they were also Ji Feng's fans.
"Li Lei, what do you have to say now?"
Han Xiao Ming used his thumb to wipe his nose, striking a cool pose like Bruce Lee.
"Hmph, here's 100 yuan. You, you don't mess around. I'm a man with five stripes..." Li Lei, seeing Han Xiao Ming and the group behind him, couldn't help but back down.
"Victory belongs to Ji Feng! It also belongs to me, and to everyone who loves Storm Live! Long live! Long live!"
At this moment, cheers erupted outside Chaoyang Elementary School.
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