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Chapter 46

Dragon Fighter Ji · Shadow Wind

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Growing up with the post-80s and 90s generation wasn't about Pleasant Goat, nor was it about Naruto. It was about colorful adventure animations.

The Adventures of Balala the Fairies, Shuk and Beta, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Popeye, Tarzan... everyone has their own childhood memories. These memories don't disappear as we grow up. Instead, they might suddenly appear in your mind one day. As Ji Feng sprinted towards the cave entrance, childhood memories echoed in his mind.

"Wuwuwu..."

Free and uninhibited. As Ji Feng reached the cave exit and saw the sunlight, a character came to mind: Tarzan.

Tarzan, Lord of the Apes.

This was the childhood animation that accompanied his growth.

With one hand gripping a vine outside the cave, Ji Feng used its strength to leap onto a tree. In this moment, he truly wasn't alone.

"Stream viewers, what do you think? Isn't this stable? Those Murlocs can't do anything to me now, they can only watch from below the tree..." Having leaped onto the tree, Ji Feng stood on a branch, panting as he chatted with his viewers.

"He didn't die from that."

"He broke through! I didn't expect Brother Feng to actually escape death."

"Haha, interesting, interesting... My whole family was eating lunch while watching Brother Feng's stream. We've been watching for half an hour and still haven't finished eating. Now that he's out of danger, we can finally eat properly."

Ji Feng had made a comeback, and many viewers felt relieved. Bullet comments flew, and everyone gave a thumbs-up.

"Roar roar!"

At this moment, two young Murlocs roared beneath the tree where Ji Feng stood, but they couldn't do anything to him.

The trees in this forest were quite sturdy. It would be very difficult to break them with brute force, so the two young Murlocs did not choose to ram the trees. The trees here were quite dense. Even if they broke this one, Ji Feng could just jump to another tree, so he wasn't afraid of the Murlocs ramming the trees.

"You young people, too naive, too simple. It's not that simple. Brother Feng jumping onto the tree has instead lost his chance to escape. Now he can't even leave... Everyone, don't forget that this forest isn't large. Will Brother Feng stay on the tree forever?"

Suddenly, a commenter who seemed to be analyzing the situation sent a bullet comment.

Now, Ji Feng was standing on a towering tree. He couldn't avoid coming down. Once he got off the tree, he would still be attacked by the two young Murlocs. In other words, he had only temporarily escaped death.

One day, two days. Without getting off the tree, how long could he last? The situation was not as optimistic as Ji Feng thought.

"Stream viewers, I only told you half of it. Not only am I going to make tea eggs, but I'm also planning to try Murloc meat. Today, let me teach you a unique skill..." For some reason, Ji Feng took off his robe.

He used his robe to make a pouch and placed the Dragon Egg in it.

Now, apart from a piece of cloth around his waist, he had nothing else. If one were to judge solely by his clothing, he looked like a wild man.

"Stream viewers, you might have seen Spanish bullfighting, but you haven't seen Murloc fighting, have you! Today, I'll show you my special skill..." While boasting, Ji Feng tied his robe to a branch and then, surprisingly, jumped off the tree.

At this moment, all the viewers were stunned.

"Is Brother Feng going to commit suicide?"

"What the heck is Murloc fighting?"

"Brother Feng, don't do anything foolish!"

Bullet comments flew. At this moment, the viewers had no idea they were about to witness something incredibly, incredibly astonishing.

They also couldn't imagine that within a few blinks of an eye, explosive bullet comments would flood Ji Feng's livestream.

"Wuwuwu..."

The moment Ji Feng jumped off the tree, he grabbed another vine and, using it, flew towards the young Murlocs. At this moment, Ji Feng waved his hand, activating his unique showboating technique.

"Slap!"

A crisp, clear slap.

Ji Feng slapped the head of a young Murloc. After the slap, the Murloc looked utterly bewildered.

"Haha..."

Laughing wildly, Ji Feng swung on the vine and kicked the other Murloc in the head. No one could have imagined that Ji Feng would actually fight the Murlocs.

"This is the most reckless streamer I've ever seen, a true king."

"You can't out-boast Brother Feng, and you can't out-stir-up-trouble him either! That slap was truly a 'slap slap slap'..."

"Courageous."

"Hahaha... Look at these two Murlocs still looking bewildered. They probably don't even know what's happening?"

Spain has bullfighting competitions, which are world-renowned. But at this moment, Ji Feng was fighting Murlocs. The moment he leaped over the Murloc's head, the two Murlocs finally went berserk.

"Roar!"

A red pattern appeared on the head of one of the Murlocs – Enraged. Ji Feng had angered it.

Using the momentum, Ji Feng swung onto another tree. At this moment, the two Murlocs desperately rammed the tree. As expected, despite the falling leaves, the tree did not break.

"Stream viewers, how was this dragon fight?"

"Back in the day, I fought dogs at seven, bulls at ten, cars at thirteen, and even fought zuko for 160 minutes at sixteen. I'm nineteen this year, and it's time to fight dragons, haha..." As he spoke, Ji Feng swung again. This time, he took out the Wind Sword from his backpack.

When you can easily hit enemies, and they can hardly hit you, how do you deal with them? How do you deal with them in the most showy way? Ji Feng now provided the perfect answer.

Using the vine, he swung with the Wind Sword towards the Murlocs. This time, he didn't attack. He was just hanging from the vine.

He was luring the Murlocs.

With bloodshot eyes, the Murloc stomped its feet and lunged at Ji Feng with all its might, its hatred evident to anyone watching.

Despite being a Pandaren, Ji Feng's agility far surpassed the Murloc's. He dodged the Murloc's attack and slashed at its finger. That's right, its finger. The Wind Sword sliced through, severing a section of the Murloc's finger.

"Hahaha... I once watched a Spanish bullfighter's performance and thought it was the most thrilling thing. Now, I finally understand what 'there's always a bigger fish' means!"

"At this moment, I know what the Murloc is saying. It's definitely saying 'Wo ri ni ma le ge bi'..."

"No, this Murloc should be saying, 'Wo ri ni ma'..."

"I am a paleontologist, and I can barely understand what these two dragons are saying. They keep repeating, 'I'll f*** your mom'..."

"Hahaha... Impressive, my friend..."

"Sixteen years old and fought Zuko for 160 minutes. When it comes to bragging, I still can't match Brother Feng! After all, Tokyo isn't that hot..."

The stream was explosive. After all, no one had ever seen a dragon fight. This wasn't bullfighting; this was a Murloc the size of a large truck. No one could have imagined Ji Feng could toy with a young Murloc.

Remember, he had been faster than the Western reporters earlier.

"Roar!"

"Roar!"

Both young Murlocs went berserk. Wherever Ji Feng's sword fell, they were injured. The stimulation of the blood, combined with the lightning effect on their wounds, drove these two young dragons completely mad.

"Water friends, you can't touch a tiger's backside. Today, I'm going to touch a Murloc's backside. Watch me show off..." Ji Feng was swinging around using vines, but this time, he wasn't showing off with the vines. This time, he landed on the ground, simply and effortlessly.

The two young Murlocs were now covered in wounds, and their ferocity had greatly diminished. If it were earlier, they would have pounced on Ji Feng. But now, as Ji Feng landed, they desperately gasped for air.

They had lost too much blood, and their berserk state was no longer effective. Their stamina was almost completely depleted.

"Roar!"

"Roar!"

By now, even the audience knew what the Murlocs were thinking. I'll f** your mom*. That's what these two dragons must be thinking right now...

Ji Feng leaped into the air, ready to end the battle.

(Brothers and sisters, this is my new book's first recommendation on the client. I hope you can take a moment to give it a collection and a recommendation! Thank you very much! Thank you very much!)

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