The Consequences of Wrecking a House (Part 1)
"Falling from such a height and hitting the hardest part of the Cathedral of Cardia, that guy is probably already dead, right? (Passerby A)"
"Now that you mention it, I've reminded myself that I need to watch my step, lest I stick that guy to the sole of my shoe." (Passerby B)
"What the heck! Why are you only telling me now? (Passerby C)"
As they spoke, everyone, including Passerby C, lifted their feet to check the soles of their shoes.
Because these guys were making large, undisguised movements, the people searching for them were all drawn into these tap-dance-like actions.
"Hey buddy, what are we doing here?" (Passerby Ding)
"Hey! You're asking me? Who should I ask? (Passerby E)"
"Hey bro, why are you asking so many questions? Just sticking to the same steps as everyone else is definitely the right thing to do!" (By a passerby)
After being successfully brainwashed by the gang leader, Lu Ren Ding dismissed his doubts and carefully observed his teammates' actions to avoid making any mistakes. The other confused young men, after hearing the three's conversation, nodded in awe and quickened their pace to follow the organization.
Just as the situation was spiraling out of control and heading in a bizarre direction, a loud snore suddenly broke the silence, interrupting the flow of events.
"Whoosh"
"Whoosh"
"Wow! Who is this guy? He can fall asleep while doing those poses? (Passerby A)"
"Um... the voice seems to be nearby? (Passerby B)"
Upon hearing what the passerby said, the group of people who were stirring things up quickly glanced around, but they didn't find any suspicious targets.
"Holy crap! This guy's skills are extraordinary! Not only can he sleep standing up, but he can also keep his eyes open! (Passerby C)"
"Who is it? Can't you come out and admit it?! (Passerby Number One)" (PS: Numbers represent women, and Heavenly Stem numbers represent men)
"Sister, he's asleep! Why is he coming out to confess?" (Passerby A)
"What are we going to do? If we don't find this guy soon, we'll all be the scapegoats!" (Passerby Number Two)
Upon hearing what Passerby Number Two said, everyone realized that they had become the focus of attention, being watched by countless cameras.
"Gulp"
After everyone calmed down, the resourceful passerby quickly came up with a solution.
"I've got an idea!"
"What method? (Passerby Number Two)"
"I'll count to three, and then we'll all stop. Whoever doesn't stop by then is the boss." (Passerby A)
"Great idea!" (Everyone)
After obtaining everyone's consent, Passerby A began the countdown.
"One"
"Two"
"Thump!"
Just as everyone was intently waiting to hear the third one, a passerby who stepped on... well, or perhaps tripped over something, disappeared from everyone's sight with a whoosh, followed by the reverse collapse of the dominoes.
Ah~~
As the first card played, the poor passerby let out the most miserable scream of his life.
"Hmm~~"
Because his airway was blocked, a big shot who was fast asleep let out a painful nasal sound.
"Splash!"
After reaching his limit, the boss suddenly stood up and blew off the rubble and the Arhats that were pressing down on him.
"Ugh! I'm suffocating!"
After taking a few deep breaths of fresh air and relaxing his body, the big shot finally noticed the anomaly around him.
"Holy crap! Wasn't I traveling by wind-borne boat? What's going on here?"
Upon hearing the voice above, the 'hamburger' in front of the boss instantly noticed his presence.
"So it was you!" (Everyone)
"Who am I? What do you mean?"
Seeing the person feigning ignorance, the hamburger group collectively roared, "Landing Man/Sleeping Man/Destruction Man/Sleeping Angel... (Due to the conflicting accounts and chaotic scene, it's impossible to list them all; therefore, numerous nicknames are omitted here)."
Because too much information appeared at the same time, someone's processor instantly overloaded.
As a typical easygoing person, faced with this tangled and complicated situation, this person simply tossed their hair and strode away.
After emerging from the unrecognizable ruins, the person instantly recognized their location.
"Huh? When did we arrive? I don't remember."
The moment he finished speaking, the hamburgers, now individual, shouted in unison, "You were fast asleep, how could you possibly know!"
Startled, the person instinctively turned around and saw the familiar building and the angry-looking crowd. They instantly realized what had just happened.
"Look! A flying saucer!"
Hearing someone's exclamation, everyone turned their heads with puzzled expressions. The next second, a strong gust of wind and dust came from behind them.
"Cough cough!"
"Holy crap! What's going on? (Passerby Ding)"
"Oh no! That guy got away! (Passerby Number Three)"
"What? (Everyone)"
Just when everyone was at a loss, the resourceful passerby stepped forward again and pointed them in the right direction.
"Don't worry, everyone. I know this guy. He's from Fairy Tail. Let's go to Fairy Tail and find him!"
"Walk!"
"Walk!"
"President, something terrible has happened! A lot of people have come outside, demanding that we hand over the murderer who vandalized the Cathedral of Cardia."
Upon hearing Macao's report, Makarov's eyes widened, and after a few seconds, he exclaimed incredulously, "What did you say?"
"President, there are more and more people, we can't hold on much longer! (Wakaba)"
"Who on earth did this?!"
After Makarov's roar subsided, the people in the hall exchanged glances and then shook their heads in unison.
"Guild Master, could it be Gildarts returning? (Rexar)"
"Impossible! If Gildarts had returned, he should have issued an alert and activated Gildarts Mode beforehand. (Bohr)"
"If it's not Gildarts, then who could it be? (Churchill)"
"Um... besides Gildarts, the only others with this ability who are out on missions are..."
After walking a short distance following Leena's words, the image of another directionally challenged person came to mind.
"It shouldn't be him, right?"
Although Makarov tried to convince himself, the image of someone still naturally appeared in his mind after the words left his mouth.
"President, the situation outside is getting more and more dangerous! You'd better think of a solution quickly!" (Macao)
After pacing back and forth a few times, Makarov said helplessly, "At this point, there is only one way left, and that is for us all to go out and let them identify us one by one."
After hearing the president's words, everyone looked at each other for a moment, and then nodded in unison.
"Okay! Let's go out!"
With that, Makarov led the group outside.
"They're out! They're out!"
Upon hearing the shouts from the people in front, the detectives who came to search for the criminals perked up and stared intently at the door ahead.
"Squeak"
The gate slowly opened, and Makarov and the others lined up in front of the guild gate.
"Everyone, all members of our guild are here now. Can you see if there's anyone you're looking for?"
Upon hearing Makarov's words, the others were about to investigate when Passerby A shouted, "Guild Master Makarov, we're not looking for you, but for that silver-haired boy in your guild."
"Yes! We're looking for that silver-haired boy!" (Everyone)
Faced with such distinct characteristics, the Fairy Tail members, who were initially unsure, instantly identified the culprit.
"Gentlemen, Sordil hasn't returned yet, and we don't know where he is!" (Makarov)
"Liar! We clearly saw him come back! (Passerby Number Two)"
"That's right, we saw him come back with our own eyes!" (Everyone)
Hearing everyone's unanimous answer, Makarov was at a loss for words when the observant Leena suddenly discovered an important witness.
"Everyone, Lord Sordil really hasn't returned. If you don't believe me, you can ask the owners of these shops."
Seeing that everyone's attention had turned to them, the shop owners standing at the back said one after another, "That's right, Sordil has indeed not returned."
Upon hearing the testimonies of these outsiders, the detectives were instantly filled with doubt.
Just then, a figure and a voice flew in from afar, completely dispelling everyone's doubts.
"President, Sordil is back. He told me to tell you, under no circumstances should you tell anyone that he's in the dormitory...!"
Looking down at the dense crowd below, Versailles wanted to take back what he had said, but the swiftly moving crowd didn't give him the chance.
After emerging from the billowing dust, recalling a past experience, he rushed into the guild at the speed of light, tore open a Request Letter, and then vanished like lightning on the road leading out of town.
"President, what should we do? (Macao)"
"What else can we do but go and see for ourselves!"
After speaking, Makarov took the lead and walked towards the boys' dormitory, and the others hurriedly followed.
After fleeing the scene of the accident, Suo guessed that his identity might be exposed. Therefore, instead of hiding in the guild, he returned directly here and sent someone to secretly inform the guild leader. However, he did not expect that the power of the masses was too strong and his teammates were too unreliable. Before he could even catch his breath, he was once again plunged into a sea of public outcry.
"Sordil, come out quickly!"
"Destroyer, come out here!"
"Fallen Angel One, running away won't solve anything. Come out and turn yourself in!"
"Come out!"
"Come out!"
Hearing the shouts outside, So angrily growled, "That bastard Versailles, I told him to keep a low profile, keep a low profile, and keep a low profile, but he just quietly told everyone."
Just as Old Suo was about to lose his temper, a majestic shout came from outside the dormitory building.
"You brat, stop hiding and come out right now!"