Brine Curdles Tofu

Just as Gildarts and the others were celebrating wildly, a flash of silver light suddenly appeared in the center of the hall, and then a strangely shaped creature appeared in front of them.

"What... what is this thing?" (Member A)

"It should be... it should be a person, right!? (Member B)"

"Are there people who look like this? (Wakaba)"

"Could it be a Warcraft?" (Bohr)

"Impossible! What monster in Warcraft can use Space Magic? Besides, why would a monster come to our guild?" (Leena)

"Then... what exactly is this thing? (Member Number One)"

Just as everyone was filled with astonishment, a mature male voice, tinged with a hint of drunkenness, cleared up their confusion.

"This isn't some magical beast, it's the Lazy God and the Guild Master! (Gildarts)"

"Don't be ridiculous, how could this be the Lazy God? He's clearly... (Pukins)"

The doubts abruptly ceased, as the smoke enveloping the mysterious creature gradually dissipated, revealing its true form.

"Lazy... Lazy God? Guild... Guild Master? You... how come you...?"

Upon hearing Pukins ' question, Makarov, who was sitting on Old Suo's shoulders, said, "Here's what happened. I needed Sordil's help with something, so I called him over."

After the chairman finished speaking, the shocked crowd instantly understood.

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

Just then, two whooshing sounds rang out in the air, and then the mysterious duo found themselves holding two wine glasses.

"Old man, you two are late, you have to drink three cups of wine as punishment!"

After Gildarts finished speaking, the mysterious duo nodded to him, then raised their glasses and gulped down their drinks. The silver-haired boy swallowed bright red liquor, while Makarov's stomach was filled with a large mass of fresh, cold air.

"Oh dear, looks like the old man's gone off to that place again with Lazy God on his back!" (Gildarts's inner thoughts)

As the only person in the guild who knew their secret, Gildarts instantly understood what had happened upon witnessing this scene. However, he didn't reveal it, but instead gave Makarov a helpless smile, then raised his large goblet and drank heartily.

"Hmph! Sordil is such a petty jerk! And Gildarts too, doesn't he know how to put in a good word for me?" (Makarov's inner thoughts)

"The president and I still have some things to take care of. You guys keep drinking. We'll have some fun with you all once we're done!"

"Okay! (Wakaba)"

"Lazy God, you admitted it yourself, so you can't go back on your word later! (Bohr)"

"That's right!" (Everyone)

"Hmph! Just wait until I get you all drunk!"

Upon hearing the Lazy God's boastful words, a wolf howl instantly filled the hall.

Seeing this, Old Suo chuckled and shook his head, then grabbed Makarov by the collar and headed towards the bar. Oh...right, as he left, Old Suo gave Gray a wink. Therefore, when they reached the bar, there were three of them, not two.

"Gray, this old man is the chairman. Just talk to him!"

"Hey, you brat..."

"Um?"

Upon seeing Old Suo's twitching eyebrows and facial muscles, Makarov instantly fell silent.

"Sordil, is he really the chairman? (Gray)"

"Kid, what do you mean by that? Don't I look like the president?" (Great Owl: President, you're more like a mascot now, aren't you?)

Gray did not answer Makarov's question, but instead glanced at the imposing Old Suo, and then looked at Makarov with disdain.

Seeing the black-haired boy's expression, Makarov almost fainted from anger.

"Although this guy is lecherous, a heavy drinker, not handsome, and has a bad temper, he is indeed the guild master of Fairy Tail."

"Thump!"

After Old Suo finished off the attack, Makarov, unable to withstand the blow, fell backward off the bar.

"Teleportation!"

"Buzz!"

A flash of Silver light, and then the guild leader, who was calming down on the ground, was dragged back to the critical hit platform.

"You can sleep if you want, but you have to finish the important business first!"

"You know the recruitment process for new employees, and you know where the things are, so why do you need me to handle them for him?"

"Because it's the president's responsibility to review new members, and besides... I'm going out for a drink, I don't have time!"

After saying that, Old Suo tossed his hair and strode toward the center of the party.

"Ha~~"

"This is truly excellent wine!"

The moment the words left his mouth, a wooden wine glass slid in a perfect parabola and landed in front of Makarov.

Watching the silver-haired figure slowly walk away, Makarov clenched his fists tightly, his eye sockets turning into irregularly undulating shapes, with an irregular liquid rolling within them. Uh... I forgot to mention, two strings of snot were hanging from his nostrils, as if they were about to burst out at any moment, and he seemed to have a piece of white cloth dangling from his mouth.

"President..."

"Fill out the form and then come find me!"

After saying that, Makarov angrily jumped off the bar and ran into a room on the side.

"Bang!"

Looking at the door that was slammed shut, Gray shrank back, shook his head, and then carefully filled out the form in his hand.

The next morning, when Laxus and his companion entered the guild after completing their quest, they were completely dumbfounded. (It wasn't that the two had poor mental fortitude, but rather that the scene was simply too shocking. How to describe it... oh, right! If it weren't for the snoring sounds coming from the ground, this place would have looked like the scene of a large-scale massacre.)

"Holy crap! How much have these drunks actually consumed? (Laxus)"

"These guys have emptied the entire wine cellar!"

Hearing the sound coming from the corridor, the two people who looked up froze on the spot.

"Old man, why are you still awake?" (Laxus)

"Hmph! Do you think I'd play along with these brats' nonsense?"

Looking at Makarov's serious face, Laxus and his companion exchanged a glance.

'Looks like the old man got sidelined yesterday! (Laxus)' (PS: This and the following are all eye contact)

'I guess the old man angered Old Suo again! (Kana)'

'Most likely! (Laxus)'

'We need to be careful, or we'll suffer an undeserved disaster. (Kana)'

'Don't worry, it's not the first time!' (Laxus)

"Hey, you two, stop standing there and wake them up!"

After hearing the thunderous sound from ahead, Laxus and his companion quickly nodded.

Over the next few days, under Old Suo's supervision, Makarov became a model president who was dutiful and did not drink a drop of alcohol.

Just when the guild leader was about to break down from being tormented by the drunkard and Old Suo, His Majesty the Emperor received a letter and then left the guild, thus finally freeing the guild leader.

So which kind Angel saved the student council president? And where did the demon emperor go?

Don't worry, I'll take you to see it right away!

"Splash!"

After slowly entering the room, the Black-haired girl walked to the bedside like a zombie, and then slammed straight down onto the bed.

Not long after the Black-haired girl lay dead (well, isn't it more appropriate to say she was lying dead at this point?), a sound came from the location where the light had appeared, and then darkness once again took over the small space.

"Old Suo, if you peek at me again, don't blame me for telling Aunt Irene!"

"Hey, don't talk nonsense! I was looking openly and honestly, how did that become peeping!"

"Haha! This is the first time I've ever heard of doing something so openly and honestly while hiding in a corner where no one can see you!"

"Hmph! That's because you're ignorant!"

After the voice from the corner faded, the Black-haired girl remained silent for a long time before suddenly asking, "Old Suo, are my panties cute?"

"The design is nice, it would be even better if it were pink!"

"Old Suo, if I remember correctly, I wear my panties under my pajamas?"

Upon hearing this, Old Suo instantly realized he had been tricked.

"Um... well..."

"Oh... right, I forgot to tell you, the Record Magic Crystal in the southeast corner has been working ever since I came in."

"Whoosh!"

"Gulp!"

The moment the Black-haired girl finished writing the last character, a hurricane swept through the room, and the next second, a dogeza appeared in front of the headboard of the pink bed.

"Miss Ultear, I was wrong. I beg you to forgive my mistake and spare my life!"

"Hehe! That depends on your sincerity!"

"As long as Miss asks, I, Suo, will do my utmost to fulfill your request!"

Upon hearing the assurance from this seemingly perfect individual, the Black-haired girl neither agreed nor refused. The air remained silent for several minutes until, just as his sweaty bath was nearing its end, movement finally arose from the pink bed.

Let's leave it at that for now!

"Thank you, Miss!"

After expressing his gratitude, Old Suo slowly stood up.

"Little Suo, what have you been busy with lately? Why did it take you so long to come?"

"Replying to Miss, there have been many Tobi from the guild recently, so I am five minutes late."

"A commission?"

"Hehe! I never thought the Lazy God could be so dutiful!"

"Please excuse my poor appearance, Miss!"

"Hmm~"

As the lazy, nasal voice reached the ears of a certain lolicon, the Black-haired girl, having finished resting, sat up and was looking the dogeza up and down.

"Little Suo, Brian's been paying less attention to me lately. Shouldn't we make our move?"

Has he increased the intensity of his experiments recently?

"We've been constantly strengthening our efforts, and we're no longer as cautious as before!"

"It seems he has obtained what he needed and will likely leave soon. We should get moving too!"

"Then... when?"

"Let's do it tomorrow!"

"Okay, I understand!"

At the top of the irregular New Moon, in a dark space

"Finally got these things. Those two idiots even prepared the containers for me. Looks like it's time to leave this godforsaken place."

"It's just a pity about number 3373!"

"Forget it, there's no point in overthinking. I'd better focus on figuring out how to get rid of those stupid toads!"

"Snap!"

The moment the sinister voice fell, a rapid friction sound appeared in the space, followed by a pale purple light and then a series of soft murmurs.