The Modding Master Makes His Debut

"This... this... Lazy... Lazy God Uncle, where... where did you get this thing? (Natsu)"

"I found it outside a few days ago!"

"You picked it up... you found it?" (Kana)

"Yes, there were many in the sky at the time, so I just picked up two of the prettiest ones!"

"You picked up two?" (Gray)

"Yes, is there a problem?"

Seeing the guy's innocent look, everyone exchanged glances and then fell silent. (Off-screen voices: Are you kidding me? Other people are lucky to find even one, and this guy is being picky, and he even found two!)

"Old Suo, what about the other one? Where is the other one? (Kana)"

Looking at the 'fierce' brown-haired girl, the silver-haired boy clutched his chest tightly.

"This is for myself!"

"Bang!"

After punching someone into a pile of wine barrels, the brown-haired girl shouted, "Idiot, couldn't you have picked up one more?"

"The egg flew too fast... I didn't have time... Uh!"

Hearing the weak sounds coming from the barrel, the brown-haired girl stomped her foot angrily, then stared at the egg in front of her with a smile.

"Hmph! Don't even think about it!"

After saying this, Laxus, carrying Egg, quickly left this place of trouble.

"Tch! Stingy!"

As if they had guessed someone's plan, the silver-haired figure in the wine barrel and the Pink-haired spiky head in the hall both turned into dotted lines.

"These guys...!!!"

"Snort!"

After letting out a cold snort, the brown-haired girl quickly left the hall and disappeared. The others exchanged glances and then dispersed.

After the upgrade, a certain rainbow-colored being finally showed its unique effect (albeit very weak), so after a few days of fermentation... well, after nurturing, all three eggs burst at the same time, and Fairy Tail gained three more members.

"So cute! (Lisanna)"

"Wow, that's awesome! I want one too!" (Gray)

"Hmm... I wonder which one tastes better? (Mira)"

Upon hearing this, the three little ones above immediately moved away from the White-haired girl, Natsu, protective of his child, shouted in alarm, "Mira, you little devil!!!"

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"Hmph! If you're not afraid of death, you can try!" (Laxus)

"Alright, Mira, stop teasing them!" (Old Suo)

"Okay! Okay! (Mira)"

"Hmph! You old Kana Old Suo!"

Seeing the back of the cat rushing towards him, His Majesty the His Majesty the Emperor had just been calm, immediately hid behind the purple cat.

"Meow!"

Hearing the soft, sweet voice behind her, the brown-haired girl, whose itch had been tickled, trembled for a few seconds before turning her head around with a look of doting affection.

"Good girl! Good girl! Viola is the best!"

"Meow?"

Seeing the silver-haired head pop up from behind, the girl said reluctantly, "Fine, for Viola's sake, I'll let it go this time, but... this... will... not... happen again!"

"Meow!"

"Meow!"

She smiled at the two guys who were perfectly in sync, and then the brown-haired girl and someone else threw themselves into the great cause of petting cats.

"Our guild gained three new members today, Elfman's parrot has been found too. How about we take a family photo together? (Old Suo)"

"Great!" (Everyone)

After the proposal to draw was approved, everyone began to tidy themselves up, while Lidas began preparations.

"Oh, and remember to draw Erza! (Old Suo)"

"Um... drawing Erza is fine, but where should we draw her? (Lidas)"

"Just add it in front of me!" (Old Suo)

"Understood! (Lidas)"

A short while later, the painting was completed, and everyone passed it around to look at it. Meanwhile, a certain restless fellow started causing trouble again.

"President, besides the Cherry Blossom Festival, the Harvest Festival, and the 24-Hour Endurance Road Race Championship, don't we have any other outdoor activities?" (Old Suo)

"Gulp"

After swallowing the wine, the president, blushing, asked, "Isn't that enough?"

"Of course not enough!" (Old Suo)

"Hiccup~"

"What are you up to now, kid? Just tell me!"

Having his little scheme exposed, the Silver-haired pervert chuckled twice, then whispered a few words in Makarov's ear.

"Pfft!"

After plugging the bleeding nostrils, Makarov raised his right hand and patted Lazy God on the shoulder.

"Let's do it this way!"

"Shall I go prepare?" (Old Suo)

"Um!"

After the president's head fell heavily to the ground, the Silver-haired pervert turned and walked outside, but he returned after only a few steps.

"President, um...?"

After following the Silver-haired pervert's gaze, Makarov said seriously, "Don't worry, leave it to me!"

"Good!"

After the agreement was reached, the Silver-haired pervert once again embarked on the same path.

"President, why did you bring us here?" (Mira)

Upon hearing someone voice their true feelings, all the members turned their attention to the person in question.

"Cough cough!"

"You've all been getting far too little exercise lately, which is why I called you all here for an outdoor activity."

"Huh??? (Everyone)"

"Sir, didn't we just hold 24-Hour Endurance Road Race Championship not long ago?" (Gray)

"Yes!" (Everyone)

"Not long ago?"

"Hmph! That was two months ago, okay?"

Seeing that there was no way to avoid it, everyone had no choice but to turn the tables and take the initiative.

"President, what have you prepared this time, sir? (Kana)"

Upon hearing this, Makarov's face suddenly darkened.

Seeing this, everyone took a sip of salivary amylase and then stared wide-eyed at the old man on the treetop.

Just as the atmosphere was about to freeze, the president suddenly looked up and laughed awkwardly, "Hehe! Actually, I don't know what kind of sport we're going to hold!"

"Thump!"

After catching their breath, everyone lay down as usual.

"Old man, you didn't prepare anything, why did you call us over?" (Laxus)

"Cut!"

"I only said I wasn't prepared, not that nobody was prepared for this!"

The moment Makarov's sarcastic remarks faded, a certain observant individual noticed something amiss.

"President, Uncle Sordil suddenly left yesterday. Was he making preparations?" (Lisanna)

"Hehe! Lisanna is so smart!"

Upon learning that the event was orchestrated by a certain god, everyone scattered in all directions without leaving a trace.

"Boom!"

Where are you going?

Feeling the violent tremors and high-decibel sound waves ahead, everyone stopped in their tracks and looked pitifully at the giant in front of them.

"President, it's not that we don't want to exercise, but... (Versailles)"

"But what?"

"Guild Master, please spare us! We don't want to die!" (Rexar)

"What nonsense are you talking about? I just want you to participate in the sports!"

"President, you're joking! What design by the Lazy God is anything but suicidal!" (Churchill)

"Forehead..."

After being reminded by everyone, Makarov realized that he had seemingly entrusted the wrong person, but now that he was in a bind, he had no choice but to keep making a fuss.

"Nonsense! Didn't you all survive the advancement assessment?"

"Yes! Our physical bodies have returned alive, but our fragile little hearts... Waaah!"

Although they thought this in their hearts, no one dared to show any resistance in their bodies.

"Call out!"

Just as the atmosphere was gradually shifting towards a stagnant state, a whistle suddenly came from the surrounding woods.

"Thump!"

The next second, a certain god with a purple aura on his shoulder appeared in front of everyone.

"President, why are you still here? I've already prepared everything!"

"Um... Sordil, what projects have you prepared for this time?"

Upon hearing the president's tentative question, the frozen crowd pricked up their ears... Well, it wasn't that they had suddenly become interested in sports, but rather that they were gathering information to increase their chances of survival—in other words, their survival instincts were kicking in.

"Oh, it's nothing really, just running, swimming, racing, and stuff like that!" (PS: Sound familiar? That's right, Sordil, that shameless guy, drastically modified the triathlon and then used it to grab attention.)

"That's all??? (Makarov)"

"Yes!"

Looking at the adorable Lazy God, even Makarov wondered if he was dreaming.

"President, what's wrong?"

Upon seeing this scene, the brown-haired girl, who was extremely familiar with someone's tactics, quickly interrupted to speak.

"Old Suo, don't worry about him, the president is just a little tired. You should take us to the competition venue quickly!"

"I see!"

"Then come with me!"

Watching the Lazy God's retreating figure, the brown-haired girl thought to herself with relief, "Phew! Luckily I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have been in hell mode again!"

In fact, everyone in Fairy Tail knows a lot about someone's character, but they are not as quick to react as Kana. So when Kana came back to her senses from her relief, everyone was giving her a thumbs up.

After a short while, the group emerged from the jungle and arrived at a canyon.

"Old Suo, you're not going to tell me you wasted a whole day just to find this Clever Summit? (Kana)" (PS: Clever Summit, here specifically refers to a cliff top devoid of any plants or flowers.)

"Hmph! You underestimate me!"

"Buzz!"

The moment Old Suo finished speaking, a huge wind-borne boat appeared below, lifting everyone into the sky.

"This... this is... ugh! (Natsu)"

Seeing the fiery dragon raging for miles, everyone covered their foreheads.

"Hey, hedgehog, can't you pull yourself together?" (Gray)

"You make it sound so easy, but... this is... ugh! (Natsu)"

"This... this is...?"

Upon hearing these familiar lines, everyone turned their curious gazes toward the new source of sound. However, what awaited them there was not "a waterfall plunging three thousand feet," but rather a face flushed with utter shock.