A Little Farce

"Your names?"

"Wu Yutang".

"Yuan En Yehui".

"Tang Wu Lin".

Looking at the few people who answered, Zhang Huanyun still smiled. Although he didn't know these young people well, he was happy to see fresh blood in the legion.

"And what about you?"

"Good morning, sir. I am Wu Yang Jin."

"Okay, I understand. Now let me ask you, you know the rules here, right? So why didn't you line up earlier?"

"It's like this, Commander. I encountered Long Yu Xue during the match just now. Because her attacks were so powerful, I was worried it might affect her in real life. That's why I rushed in so frantically."

"Huh? You don't recognize me?"

"Yes."

[You don't recognize me?! Pfft... You really just threw me out as a side effect?]

"But wait, you mentioned the competition... You're from the Blood God Camp? That means you have your own Star Dou Cabin?"

"Yes, sir."

Upon hearing Wu Yang Jin's words, Zhang Huanyun was still somewhat surprised, wondering what kind of strength it took for the Blood God Camp to notice him.

"Alright, heroes have always emerged from among the young! But... you need to understand that the Blood God Camp only produces heroes, but it will not produce or tolerate rule breakers. So even if you are young and promising, even if you are chosen by the Blood God Camp, you will still have to accept punishment. Are you convinced?"

"Wait! Sir, this is not fair to Yang Jin."

"Oh? Tang Wu Lin, right? I didn't ask you."

"Yes, sir. But..."

At this moment, Wu Yang Jin patted Tang Wu Lin, indicating that he could handle it.

"Sir, my answer is no."

"Oh? You're not convinced?"

Many people were surprised by Wu Yang Jin's statement, after all, the person in front of them was the Legion Commander of the Blood God Legion, Titled Douluo and Four-Word Battle Armor Master.

"That's right, because I don't think you will judge fairly."

"I'm afraid I won't be fair."

"Yes, and when I came in earlier, I explained the reason to the person who initially stopped me, and also stated that if they didn't believe me, they could come with me, and that I would take responsibility if I was lying. And since you came to find me, it means you noticed what happened earlier, right?"

Wu Yang Jin's words made it impossible for Zhang Huanyun to deny the fact. Zhang Huanyun thought to himself that he had noticed it, but he didn't seem to care when Wu Yangjin threw him out.

"There's nothing more to say. You're not one of my soldiers, but I won't show favoritism or deliberately oppress them. So you have to come with me to be punished. Alright, come with me."

Before he could finish speaking, Wu Yang Jin suddenly sensed something and ran away.

Immediately after Zhang Huanyun paused for a moment, he walked away and quickly arrived at the location of the two acquaintances' Star Dou Cabin, where he saw the two familiar people just coming out of the Star Dou Cabin.

"Xu Xiaoyan? Siduo?"

Seeing that the two people's Star Dou Cabin were right next to each other, they both looked tired as soon as they came out, as if the battle just now had taken a toll on them.

"Yang Jin? You, what brings you here?"

"Squad leader!"

Before Wu Siduo could even feel shy, Xu Xiaoyan threw herself into Wu Yang Jin's arms.

"What's wrong, Xu Xiaoyan?"

"Waaaaah, I won the match!"

"Hmm? That's a good thing."

"Yeah, but that person is really strong, and he didn't hold back."

"Oh? Is that so... It's okay, I'll investigate and then give him a good beating."

"And what about me?"

Seeing Wu Siduo poking him from the side, Wu Yang Jin suddenly had a flash of inspiration, which was exactly what he was thinking.

"Don't worry, Sido. I'll help you get your revenge. After all, you're someone I care about."

"The people I care about... well, okay then."

And so, suddenly, Wu Yang Jin was holding Xu Xiaoyan with one hand, while Wu Siduo was holding his other hand tightly as if she needed support.

But this scene is truly enviable, because most of them, whether male or the few female, are basically single.

The scene between Wu Yang Jin, Xu Xiaoyan, and Wu Siduo caused them immense physical and mental harm, while also feeding them a mouthful of dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection).

"You can date in the military, but military regulations prohibit public displays of affection in front of more than a hundred people."

At this point, Zhang Huanyun, seeing that it was about time, came over and interrupted the scene.

"I understand, Xu Xiaoyan, Siduo, you two go first."

After calming the two down, Wu Yang Jin prepared to leave with Zhang Huanyun, Long Yu Xue naturally followed as well.

"Wait, Tang Wu Lin over there, come here too."

"Eh? Yes, sir."

"Don't worry, I'm not here to punish you."

With that, Zhang Huanyun led the three away from there. As they walked, Long Yu Xue subtly reminded Wu Yang Jin not to say anything carelessly.

However, Wu Yang Jin said that he had not done anything wrong, and even said that since the other party was the Legion Commander, he wouldn't hold it against him, right?

Finally, they arrived at Zhang Huanyun's office, where Zhang Huanyun asked the three of them to sit down opposite him.

"Tang Wu Lin, and Wu Yang Jin, tell me more about yourselves. Where you're from, etc."

"Report, Wulin, my companions, and I are all from the Shrek Academy."

"Huh?! You mean... Shrek? So, it was after the academy was destroyed?"

"Yes... that's right."

"I apologize, I meant no offense, and I deeply regret the matter concerning Shrek Academy."

"No, sir, you don't need to apologize."

Seeing Wu Yang Jin like this, Zhang Huanyun became even more interested in him.

"Although I don't know much about you, I have heard a bit about your strength. But since you've come here, you must have someone guiding you, right?"

"Yes, it was the Amorous Douluo who sent us to the Blood God Legion."

"Oh? I see. But it's because you yourselves are so strong, otherwise you wouldn't be able to stay in the Blood God Legion. Alright, let's briefly introduce yourselves again."

Zhang Huanyun was indeed becoming more and more interested in the two people in front of him. There weren't many young people like them, so he hoped that such talents could stay here.

However, they shouldn't be spoiled. Just like if someone is truly talented, they should be nurtured properly, and that's what Zhang Huanyun thought.

"Reporting, sir, my name is Tang Wu Lin, an Inner Court disciple of the Shrek Academy, one of the current Shrek Seven Devils, level 67. Furthermore, I possess a spear called the Golden Dragon Spear, which can detect and absorb energy from Abyssal Creatures. Currently, like Yang Jin, I serve as an unofficial member of the Blood God Camp."

"Reporting, sir, I am an Inner Court disciple of the Shrek Academy, just like Wulin, but I am not one of the Shrek Seven Devils. I am an 88th-level Soul Douluo, and I am about to become Three-Word Battle Armor Master. I am also an unofficial member of the Blood God Camp."