Xiao Wu Dreams of Finding the Restroom at Midnight—and Finds It!

"You!"

"You!"

"You actually dared to lick me!"

Ning Rongrong pointed at Ma Hongjun, her little face flushed red.

"Do you believe I'll kill you?!"

Ma Hongjun turned around, stuck out his tongue again, and directly wrapped it around Ning Rongrong's finger, sucking on it.

"Ah!"

Ning Rongrong screamed and hurriedly pulled her finger out of Ma Hongjun's mouth.

"Disgusting! Absolutely disgusting!"

She frantically rubbed it against her clothes, but no matter how much she rubbed, she still felt utterly disgusted.

"How could there be someone as disgusting as you?!"

Ma Hongjun snorted coldly with both hands in his pockets. Without even glancing at Ning Rongrong, he turned and entered Shrek Academy.

Ning Rongrong was truly about to lose her mind by then.

First Dai Mubai had attacked her, and now Ma Hongjun had disgusted her.

"Ah Ah Ah!"

She howled wildly.

At last, she remembered there was one final person here!

Oscar!

"Oscar, are you willing to help me?!"

"Help me kill Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun!"

"You don't have to kill them. You only need to help me."

"As long as you help me, I'll give you a chance!"

A faint trace of disappointment appeared in Oscar's Peach Blossom Eyes.

"When I first saw you, you stunned me like a goddess descended upon the world. I believed that once you grew up, you would definitely become a peerless beauty."

"And the gentleness you showed back then was exactly what I liked most. So I decided to pursue you at all costs. Even if I came from a commoner family while you were a disciple of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, I didn't care."

"But then I realized I was wrong. And terribly wrong at that."

"Wrong? Why?" Ning Rongrong looked at him in confusion.

Oscar smiled faintly.

"Because you're not my type. You're not the one tree that could make me give up the entire forest. I'm not worthy of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect's Little Princess."

"Even if I were willing to help you, so what? What do you take me for? Nothing more than your servant?"

"Sorry, I'd rather just be myself. I think there are plenty of people in the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect willing to help you. You don't need me."

Oscar gently shook his head. Ning Rongrong's flaws in character were simply too severe.

Seeing Oscar also heading into the Academy, Ning Rongrong shouted unwillingly.

"Didn't you like me? Even you aren't willing to support me?"

"I'm giving you a chance! I said I'm giving you a chance!"

Oscar sighed.

"Don't make empty promises to me. They're useless. You just want a servant, so don't come looking for me."

"If you still have this mindset and personality, leave this place. It really isn't suitable for you."

"Go home and be your Little Princess."

"You must be tired from pretending all the time, too."

With that, Oscar left without stopping.

Oscar was gone too. Loneliness, helplessness, disappointment, pain—every emotion continuously battered Ning Rongrong's twelve-year-old heart.

Tears silently slid down her face. She suddenly realized that perhaps she truly had been wrong.

The children in the sect who were around her age either groveled before her or avoided her from afar whenever they saw her.

Behind her back, they all called her the Little Demoness.

Finally, she collapsed heavily to the ground and fainted.

Night.

Inside Xiao Wu and Tang Lin's dormitory.

Tang Lin happily watched the System settle today's Deceptive Rewards.

[Tricked Ma Hongjun and Tang San into eating shit off each other on the Fighting Spirit Platform. Mid-Level Trickster.]

[Tricked Dai Mubai into shitting his pants when he left to enter the Restroom to use the toilet. Low-Level Trickster.]

[Tricked Zhu Zhuqing into shitting her Leather Pants, then having Ma Hongjun expose it in public. Mid-Level Trickster.]

[Tricked Flender into suddenly needing to use the toilet while selling goods, but he could only hold it in to keep selling. In the end, he tearfully shit his pants and sold the goods. Mid-Level Trickster.]

Four consecutive settlement notices appeared before Tang Lin's eyes.

But she didn't know about the fourth one.

Seeing that Flender was physically fine, she had assumed that, like Xiao Wu, he had simply been strong enough to be unaffected after taking the laxative.

She had not expected that his strong physique had merely delayed its effects.

[Three Mid-Level Tricksters, one Low-Level Trickster. Accumulated Reward: Sword Skill Heaven-Slaying Sword Draw...]

The System was displaying the message when it suddenly froze.

Tang Lin was stunned. The System could do this too?

It had frozen?

There was No Choice. She didn't know how to fix a System.

Tang Lin looked toward Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu was sleeping soundly, already letting out faint snores.

She sighed. Xiao Wu's constitution truly was impressive.

Otherwise, the reward for tricking people could have gone up a little more.

Meanwhile, Xiao Wu was dreaming.

She dreamed that she felt terribly uncomfortable.

Especially her stomach, which was churning and growling nonstop.

It felt as though she had eaten something bad and was about to have diarrhea.

"It was all because I ate that bad grilled skewer. Sure enough, I have diarrhea too. But luckily, I'm fine right now."

In her dream.

Xiao Wu kept searching for a Restroom.

Finally, she found one.

"Pfft!"

A passionate release.

So refreshing!

In reality.

That dull poofing sound successfully reached Tang Lin's ears.

What was that sound?

Who farted?

Did Xiao Wu fart in her sleep at midnight?

Tomorrow, she absolutely had to laugh at her properly.

Suddenly.

Tang Lin heard the System Voice.

The System Voice suddenly rang out.

The System that had frozen suddenly started working again.

[Tricked Xiao Wu into taking a laxative and searching for a Restroom in her sleep at midnight. In the end, she found one and shit all over the bed. High-Level Reward.]

Tang Lin's eyes instantly lit up.

Xiao Wu, like Flender, had delayed the onset of diarrhea because of her strong physique!

Only, that delay had actually lasted until now!

Then Tang Lin suddenly realized.

Xiao Wu had shit on the bed in the dormitory!

Tang Lin:!!!

Xiao Wu hadn't farted just now—she had shit the bed!

"Gulp!"

Tang Lin swallowed.

A wave of lingering fear washed over her.

Luckily, the two of them had slept in separate beds when they came here. If they had slept in the same bed, she would have been the one suffering.

Those who tricked others would eventually trick themselves!

Xiao Wu was happily relaxing in her dream.

Then suddenly, she felt a damp, warm sensation on her legs.

Immediately afterward, her consciousness returned to reality.

Xiao Wu woke up.

She had actually shit the bed!

A Mask of Pain immediately appeared on Xiao Wu's face.

Why had she shit the bed?!

The stench seeped through the gaps in the blanket and into her nostrils, nearly making her throw up.

What was she supposed to do now?!

Xiao Wu was truly panicking to death.

She might usually seem carefree.

But when something like this happened, she could only do as Zhu Zhuqing had done—hide it, bury it as deeply as possible.

She desperately pulled the blanket tightly over her neck, keeping the smell trapped beneath it.

[One High-Level Trickster, three Mid-Level Tricksters, one Low-Level Trickster. Accumulated Reward...]