The gray-furred wild monkey looked at Bai Yujun.
After hesitating for a long while, he finally decided that some things had to be said. As a good friend, he had to consider his friend more instead of keeping it bottled up. The monkey could not rest until he had voiced the words buried deep in his heart.
"Bai, though you're loyal enough, you're very ugly. Squeak squeak, it's fine. When you're alive, you always have to face reality."
A certain white one nearly shoveled off her own foot. The shovel was a sharp immortal-grade artifact, after all.
The monkey in chainmail shook his head and sighed, racking his brains for the right words.
"Squeak. Actually, it's not your fault. The women in the Immortal Realm are uglier than the last, so ugly I can't bear to look at them. Squeak squeak squeak. Luckily, some ugly women know themselves well enough to wear veils, or these monkey eyes of mine would have gone blind long ago. Makes me want to puke."
"..."
Veils that certain beautiful female Gods and Devils wore to avoid swarms of frenzied admirers became tools for hiding their shame in the monkey's mouth.
She stopped working, hesitated briefly, then reached out and patted the monkey's head.
"Monkey Brother, look at how round this shovel is."
"Squeak squeak squeak~ Round~"
"From now on, whenever you're out and about, remember never to comment on a woman's appearance. Absolutely, absolutely not. Even if she really is ugly, you must keep it inside. Remember, no matter how... ugly she is, you must grit your teeth and endure it."
The monkey's aesthetic sense differed from everyone else's, but there was no need to make him change. Everyone had their own freedom.
The slow-witted monkey nodded belatedly, feeling that his friend's words made