Danzo: Please Open Everyone's Eyes for Me

"Gin-san, what a pretty fountain!"

"What fountain? You saw wrong—that's Elder Danzo... ah!!!"

Danzo's tragic plight quickly drew the attention of everyone nearby.

"Doctor! Is there a doctor here?!"

After a brief moment of stunned confusion, the panicked crowd began shouting for help.

"Uh..."

Not far away, Senju Hi Shin held the sparse, wilted flowers Nawaki had stuffed into her hands. With a face full of regret, she raised a finger and vanished in a flash of blue light.

Sorry, Danzo. Your master's skills are lacking—I can't save you.

To avoid disrupting the welcome ceremony, Danzo, bleeding profusely, was carried into a hastily erected tent.

Hiruzen and the others were frantic. Unable to wait for the medical ninja to arrive, Kagami-zai rushed out to find someone himself.

"Ah~~~"

"Koharu! Koharu!"

Hearing Danzo's miserable howls, Hiruzen instinctively clenched his buttocks. Then he remembered that there was an excellent doctor right beside him, and turned to Utatane Koharu with hopeful eyes.

"I specialized in internal medicine."

Utatane Koharu replied with a face full of gloom.

"Then what do we do?"

Hiruzen was so anxious he nearly stepped in himself, intending to use his rudimentary first-aid skills to stop Danzo's bleeding.

"Calm down, Hiruzen, calm down. You might cause secondary injuries to Danzo like this."

Mitokado Homura hurriedly stopped Hiruzen as he pulled out a first-aid kit, then turned to give orders.

"Go to Konoha Hospital and bring the most professional doctor here!"

"The most professional one probably can't come. Konoha's foremost proctologist was thrown in prison not long ago."

Utatane Koharu, who had already taken over the Konoha Medical Department, shook her head.

That was right. The former director of Konoha Hospital, whom Hiruzen had removed on some pretext, had been a nemesis of colorectal diseases, as famous as a certain Gynecology