Does This Count as Part of Role-Playing Fun?

"Hi hi—French fries are here~"

Immersed in making food, Senju Itama turned a deaf ear to the unusual commotion in the living room. Only after producing something she was satisfied with did she finally arrive carrying a huge plate of golden French fries.

"Huh? Where's Tsukihime?"

Yet the beauty who had come from afar was nowhere to be seen in the living room. Only Uchiha Gin remained, tilting his head back to stop his nosebleed, along with Uchiha Hikari, whose face was full of speechless exasperation.

"She went to shower and change clothes."

Uchiha Hikari shot a glare at the curly-haired man beside her and explained where Tsukihime had gone.

"Bathing and changing before a meal? Do moon people have that custom?"

Senju Itama blinked in confusion and casually set the fragrant French fries on the table.

"Because someone sprayed nosebleed all over the guest."

"Cough, cough, cough. You only saw me spraying blood from my nose—why don't you mention how much effort I put into treating Tsukihime?"

Feeling somewhat uneasy under Uchiha Hikari's teasing gaze, Uchiha Gin stuffed tissue into his nostrils and asked in all seriousness.

"I only saw you leering at her cleavage."

"I was forced to!"

Tsukihime knew the rules, okay? Even a moon person knew what she was supposed to show when thanking someone.

"When I force you, I've never seen you react this strongly."

Uchiha Hikari curled her lips and sized Uchiha Gin up and down with a dangerous look.

"How can you two be compared?"

"What do you mean by that?!"

"Exactly what it sounds like."

Uchiha Gin looked pityingly at Uchiha Hikari's less-than-generous chest, his eyes full of rueful sighs.

"Bullshit! They're both two Big Thunders and a crack—what makes one any nobler than the other?"

Tap, tap. Tap.

At that moment,