Ch. 655Older Cousin, if You Can't Sit Still, Go Have a Baby with Uchiha Sasuke

Uchiha Madara defeated the Kumogakure brothers, spared them, and secured their agreement to negotiate war reparations. He then announced a Knight Representative Battle for villages with Tailed Beast Knights, alarming Uchiha Gin as Madara appeared poised to launch another major conflict.

  • Senju Hi Shin urged Uchiha Madara to capture Kinkaku and Ginkaku, but Madara rebuked her and Kagami Uchiha welcomed him back.
  • Kagami Uchiha told Madara that Uchiha Gin had been forced into retirement, prompting Madara to prepare to return to Konoha and confront Hiruzen before Kagami stopped him.
  • Madara refused Hi Shin's demand to use the brothers as leverage, then spared Kinkaku and Ginkaku and revealed that Uchiha Gin was his cousin.
  • Kinkaku and Ginkaku admitted defeat and promised that Kumogakure would send negotiators to discuss war reparations.
  • Madara proposed a new kind of war and announced that villages with Tailed Beast Knights could compete in a Knight Representative Battle, while Uchiha Gin worried that his cousin was planning a rebellion.

Ch. 656That Ass of Yours Has Really Been Through Hell Because of You

Konoha won the war after Ōnoki surrendered, and Kagami Uchiha offered Iwagakure a chance to study Tailed Beast bloodline development for a fee. Uchiha Madara discovered that fist bumps with Tailed Beast Knights activated Blank Tailed Beast Cards, while Senju Hi Shin operated on Danzo and then called Kagami back to help with another surgery.

  • Hee blamed himself for his defeat, but Kinkaku and Ginkaku encouraged him, and Ōnoki surrendered after Uchiha Madara defeated the allied forces.
  • Ōnoki signed Kagami Uchiha's surrender document, and Kagami offered Iwagakure paid access to Konoha's Tailed Beast bloodline research.
  • Kinkaku and Ginkaku fist-bumped Uchiha Madara, activating his Eight-Tails and Two-Tails Cards and revealing how Blank Tailed Beast Cards could be activated.
  • Senju Hi Shin removed damaged tissue from Danzo while Kagami Uchiha assisted, and Uchiha Madara activated a Nine-Tails Card by fist-bumping Senju Hi Shin.
  • Ōnoki withdrew with the Iwagakure army, Uchiha Madara left without Kagami, and Senju Hi Shin asked Kagami to help repeat Danzo's removal surgery.

Ch. 657If You Want Nuclear Peace, Plant Trees First!

Hiruzen received news that Kagami’s forces had defeated the Lightning-Earth Coalition, and he was relieved to learn Uchiha Madara had left rather than return to Konoha. As the victorious troops arrived, Uchiha Gin joked with Senju Itama about ending war, unaware that Uchiha Chiri had begun plotting a response.

  • Torifu Akimichi brought Hiruzen a report that Kagami’s forces had defeated Cloud Village and Iwagakure, with Uchiha Madara’s intervention helping save Kagami and Hi Shin from the Gin-Kin Brothers.
  • Hiruzen worried that Madara’s return would revive the Uchiha Clan’s influence, but cheered when he learned Madara had left Konoha without expressing a wish to return.
  • Hiruzen ordered Torifu to prepare a grand welcome for Kagami and the victorious troops, then shared food with the other leaders who refused to leave without it.
  • Days later, Uchiha Gin and Senju Itama watched the welcoming crowds with Uchiha Chiri and Uchiha Eimi, while Eimi and Chiri bickered over getting separated.
  • When Chiri asked whether war was truly over, Gin said war would never end while people existed and joked that nuclear peace required knowing how to plant trees.
  • Senju Itama choked on a pineapple bun after Gin teased her, then drank the wrong beverage; nearby, Tsunade asked Jiraiya about his claim that Hiruzen had visited a clinic specializing in andrology.

Ch. 658A Top-Tier Simp at Such a Young Age

Jiraiya was punished by Tsunade after his claim that Hiruzen had visited West Street exposed his own visit there. At the Ninja Academy gathering, Mikoto enjoyed sweets from Nawaki and the Hyuga Brothers as Fugaku grew jealous, while Uchiha Gin and Senju Itama argued over the snacks.

  • Jiraiya insisted he had seen Hiruzen on West Street, but Tsunade spotted lipstick on his neck and beat him into the ground.
  • Nawaki and the Hyuga Brothers shared pastries with Mikoto, prompting Fugaku to accuse them of trying to make her betray her clan.
  • Uchiha Gin arrived, ate the children’s sweets, teased Fugaku about his exam results, and rewarded Mikoto with a lollipop.
  • Senju Itama confronted Uchiha Gin over the Senju food box, and he dodged her attacks while eating the last snack.
  • Nawaki promised to prepare snacks for Mikoto every day, while Itama protested that the food box had been prepared for her.

Ch. 659Isn't This Where We Give Flowers?

Kagami Uchiha and the frontline troops returned to Konoha to a festive welcome, where children presented flowers to the war heroes. Danzo’s wounded backside was accidentally struck again, and the chapter ended with a bouquet landing directly in his injury.

  • A reconnaissance squad spotted the returning troops and sent word to Konoha, while Senju Hi Shin refused Danzo water until his wounds healed.
  • Uchiha Gin and Senju Itama sneaked away from the waiting children, then watched Sōshin Sadahime livestream her eating stunt before the welcoming crowd gathered.
  • Kagami Uchiha arrived in the village and reunited with Hiruzen and his old companions; Torifu Akimichi accidentally struck Danzo’s unhealed wound while welcoming him.
  • Ninja Academy students presented flowers to the returning fighters, and Uchiha Fugaku gave Kagami a bouquet.
  • Little Mikoto tried to comfort Danzo, but Nawaki and the Hyuga Brothers fought over her flowers; they fell, and the bouquet landed in Danzo’s wound.

Ch. 660Danzo: Please Open Everyone's Eyes for Me

Uchiha Gin treated Danzo after a severe injury, but his potion healed the wound so completely that he had to improvise a repair with a kunai. After charging Hiruzen an enormous fee, Gin reunited with Senju Itama and promised to buy him candy every day, while reflecting that Konoha’s victory would bring a few quiet years.

  • Danzo bled heavily after Senju Hi Shin’s failed attempt to save him, so Kagami-zai brought Uchiha Gin to treat him.
  • Uchiha Gin removed the flowers from Danzo’s wound and used a potion that healed it so thoroughly that Danzo’s anus closed.
  • Uchiha Gin tried several times to create a new opening with Kagami Uchiha’s counterfeit kunai before successfully piercing Danzo and prescribing that the kunai remain for three days.
  • Uchiha Gin charged Hiruzen one hundred million for the treatment and left the ceremony with his payment.
  • Uchiha Gin ate Senju Itama’s apple candy in one bite, then promised to buy him candy every day.
  • Uchiha Gin looked over the celebrating crowd and concluded that Konoha’s victory would bring peace for a few years.

Ch. 661Xiao Tuan Tuan Had a Super Kage Dream

Uchiha Gin heard that Uchiha Setsuna planned to run for advisory elder and Hokage assistant, while the Uchiha Meat Processing Plant's success continued to hurt the Shimura Clan's pork business. Danzo set out to enlist Hiruzen's help but first visited Mihui Ya, where his son Shinnosuke trapped him in Shiro's dog waste; afterward, Danzo proudly promised to become a Super Kage expert.

  • Uchiha Gin learned that Uchiha Setsuna intended to compete for advisory elder and Hokage assistant, but said he would not interfere if Setsuna followed proper channels.
  • Shimura Danzō blamed Uchiha competition for his clan's collapsing pork sales and ordered his intelligence operative to investigate the Uchiha clan meeting.
  • Shimura Danzō disguised himself as an Anbu and visited Mihui Ya, but fell into a trap set by Shinnosuke and Shiro.
  • Shimura Danzō discovered he had landed in Shiro's dog waste and scolded Shinnosuke before spending private time with Mihui Ya.
  • Shimura Danzō heard that Shinnosuke admired his Anbu father and declared that he would become a Super Kage expert.

Ch. 663Strictly Speaking, This Should Be Chapter 15

Uchiha Gin set out to find work, met with Maruboshi Kosuke, and then visited Hiruzen to collect missions. At the Hokage's Office, he overheard Danzo denouncing the Uchiha before making Danzo call him handsome and asking Hiruzen for work.

  • Uchiha Gin took ten thousand ryo from Senju Itama before leaving home, while Uchiha Hikari mocked her for falling for his act.
  • Uchiha Gin met Maruboshi Kosuke, who said he had become a Jonin and invited Gin to team up; Gin declined and promised to teach him a powerful ninjutsu if he mastered Water Dragon Bullet with six hand seals.
  • Uchiha Gin decided to take the day off and headed toward the Commercial Street, where Namikaze asked whether he was going on a mission.
  • Danzo left Mihui Ya and confronted Hiruzen about a secret Uchiha meeting, calling the clan naturally evil while Uchiha Gin listened from outside the office.
  • Uchiha Gin startled Danzo, who called him handsome, then asked Hiruzen for D-Rank missions so he could earn money for Namikaze's grandchild's full-month celebration.
  • Hiruzen showed Uchiha Gin a prepared stack of mission forms of various ranks.

Ch. 664Who Would Bring Up Their Own Embarrassing Past for No Reason

Uchiha Gin recruited Uchiha Mikoto, Uchiha Fugaku, the Hyuga Brothers, and Senju Nawaki to complete his D-Rank missions in exchange for training, revealing his mastery of the Eight Trigrams Vacuum Palm and Wood Release. He then introduced a young girl who called him Gin-uncle and said they had been apart for exactly 155 hours, 42 minutes, and 10 seconds.

  • Uchiha Gin handed his D-Rank missions to Mikoto and the other children, who negotiated for rewards and training.
  • Uchiha Gin demonstrated the Eight Trigrams Vacuum Palm, astonishing Hiashi Hyuga and Hizashi Hyuga with his skill.
  • Uchiha Gin revealed Wood Release, persuading Nawaki to accept his training.
  • Uchiha Gin promised the children a secret reward for the best mission completion rate and said he had called in outside help.
  • A young girl ran into Uchiha Gin's embrace and told him exactly how long they had been apart.

Ch. 665Sorry, My Code Is Above Yours

Yakushi Nonō joined Uchiha Gin’s young companions as their Genin leader, while Senju Hi Shin summoned Gin to help her use the Impure World Reincarnation Technique to change bodies. The procedure began successfully, but Gin saw that Hi Shin’s soul had entered the prepared Clone—and that the soul appeared to belong to a white-haired, red-eyed woman.

  • Yakushi Nonō revealed the candy she had stolen from Uchiha Gin and was introduced to Mikoto, Fugaku, and the other children as their mission leader.
  • Senju Hi Shin used Flying Thunder God to bring Uchiha Gin to her laboratory, where she told him she had developed the Impure World Reincarnation Technique.
  • Senju Hi Shin asked Uchiha Gin to assist with her reincarnation, and he agreed in exchange for payment and an enlargement formula.
  • Senju Hi Shin began the technique, sending her soul into a prepared Clone while Uchiha Gin watched over the ritual.
  • Uchiha Gin used his Jōgan to observe the soul and was shocked to see it as a white-haired, red-eyed woman with a voluptuous figure.

Ch. 666Nonō's Customized Hyperrealistic House Game

Senju Hi Shin’s attempt to change bodies failed because Demon Country’s secret technique had transformed her soul as well as her body, while Uchiha Gin later learned that Nonō’s customized house game had traumatized the children. The chapter leaves Hi Shin determined to find another way to become a man and Nonō about to give Mikoto another gruesome ending.

  • Senju Hi Shin woke in a feminized body after Living Corpse Reincarnation failed, and Uchiha Gin suggested that Shadow Mirror Body Transformation had irreversibly changed her soul.
  • Senju Hi Shin realized her soul had become female, took the Sharingan from her old body, and resolved to keep searching for a way to change back.
  • Uchiha Gin met Nonō and the children, who returned from their mission exhausted and frightened by her customized house game.
  • Nonō described the children’s grim imagined futures: Fugaku led his clan to ruin, Mikoto was eaten by an enemy, Nawaki was caught in a trap, and Hizashi died in an inheritance dispute.
  • Nonō promised Mikoto a better ending, then began describing her capture and training by an evil organization before Uchiha Gin covered her mouth.

Ch. 667The Day Lao Yin Got Played

Uchiha Gin was outsmarted by Nonō, who took his money and made sure he went home for dinner, while an intelligence officer’s warnings about recurring earthquakes were dismissed by Hiruzen. Meanwhile, Uchiha Hikari unveiled a much faster Susanoo aircraft against Otsutsuki Tsukihime, leaving Tsukihime startled as it caught up to her.

  • Nonō pressured Uchiha Gin into handing over the promised reward and his remaining Itama Coins, then kissed him goodbye before returning to the orphanage.
  • Uchiha Gin sent the children home and agreed to give them a day to recover before their next training session.
  • Senju Itama revealed that Nonō had arranged for Uchiha Gin to come home early, and Uchiha Gin realized he had been played.
  • An intelligence officer reported a powerful earthquake east of Konoha and a recurring pattern, but Hiruzen dismissed the warning.
  • Uchiha Hikari and Otsutsuki Tsukihime continued their aerial battle, and Uchiha Hikari transformed her Susanoo into a faster aircraft that caught Tsukihime off guard.

Ch. 668Lao Yin, Don't Turn Around, I'm Xiao Guang

Uchiha Gin woke on the hallway floor after a confused night involving Tsukihime, then left home for his appointment with the children at the training ground. There, he began training Nawaki through combat, and Nawaki prepared to attack in earnest.

  • Uchiha Hikari brought the exhausted Tsukihime home after their spar and showed her to the west guest room.
  • Tsukihime bathed while the half-asleep Uchiha Gin wandered into the guest room, mistook her for Xiao Guang, and fell asleep beside her.
  • The next morning, Tsukihime let Uchiha Gin believe he had spent the night in the hallway, while he found a bra in his clothes and grew suspicious about what had happened.
  • Uchiha Gin left to meet the children at the training ground and told Nawaki to attack him with the intent to kill.
  • Nawaki struck with Strength of a Hundred Fist but stopped just short of Uchiha Gin, then prepared to attack again more seriously.

Ch. 669The Otsutsuki's Terrifying Strength—Lao Yin Knows It All Too Well

Uchiha Gin trained Nawaki, taught him the basics of Wood Release, and visited the ailing Hyuga Tenyo. Tenyo showed Gin an ancient Hyuga text about the Otsutsuki, whose terrifying strength Gin recognized for reasons of his own.

  • Nawaki ambushed Uchiha Gin during their sparring match and won, earning Gin’s praise for his ninja instincts.
  • Uchiha Gin began teaching Nawaki to combine earth and water Chakra, but Nawaki produced dark brown mud that he flung at Fugaku.
  • Uchiha Gin left the training ground and went to the Hyuga Clan Grounds after deciding to visit Hyuga Tenyo.
  • Hyuga Tenyo showed Uchiha Gin an ancient text describing the Otsutsuki as a branch with strength far beyond ordinary people.
  • Uchiha Gin agreed with Hyuga Tenyo’s warning while thinking of an unexpectedly soft and bouncy encounter from his past.

Ch. 670A Bloody Incident Caused by a Daifuku

Uchiha Gin gave Hyuga Tenyo a Healing Orb and met Uchiha Hikari and Tsukihime for dinner, where Tsukihime discovered the Hyuga Clan’s daifuku. As Tsukihime called it a treasure, Hyuga Tenyo prepared to stop her from taking the Hyuga’s treasure.

  • Uchiha Gin gave Hyuga Tenyo a Healing Orb to restore some of his vitality and warned him not to overindulge.
  • Uchiha Gin met Uchiha Hikari and Tsukihime, then took them to Hokage's Burger for French Fries.
  • While they waited, Uchiha Gin shared Hyuga Clan daifuku, and Tsukihime eagerly asked where she could buy more.
  • Hyuga Tenyo returned to his courtyard, studied an ancient book about the Otsutsuki Clan, and vowed to stop anyone seeking the Hyuga's treasure.

Ch. 671Randomly Pick a Younger Brother to Start the Feast

Uchiha Gin introduced Tsukihime to Sōshin Sadahime, reassured Hyuga Tenyo that Tsukihime had no interest in the Hyuga Clan’s Byakugan, and gave her a membership card for unlimited French fries. After Tsukihime returned to the moon, Gin considered how to recoup his banquet expenses and decided to pick Little Cousin for his next scheme.

  • Uchiha Gin introduced Tsukihime to Sōshin Sadahime, who was disguised as a shop assistant while Tagorihime streamed in her place.
  • Sōshin Sadahime teased Tsukihime about gaining weight, then hugged Uchiha Gin and asked why he had not visited; Tsukihime and Uchiha Hikari reacted with jealousy and suspicion.
  • Uchiha Gin asked whether Tsukihime wanted anything from the Hyuga Clan, and she dismissed their Byakugan as impure and useless to her.
  • Uchiha Gin gave Tsukihime a membership card loaded with money for French fries, and Tsukihime said she would return the following month before leaving through the Teleportation Gate.
  • Uchiha Gin explained that he had been avoiding Tsukihime because he was busy, then pondered how to recover money spent on recent banquets.
  • Uchiha Gin rejected Uchiha Hikari’s misunderstanding about being chosen and said he intended to pick Little Cousin, whom he considered useless alive.

Ch. 672Izuna, Could I Borrow Your Life?

Uchiha Gin faked Izuna’s death to end his life as a Konoha-based ninja and turn him into a Daimyo’s son in Wave Country, then used the false obituary to collect condolence money. At Izuna’s funeral, Senju Hi Shin confronted Gin and demanded the truth, and he agreed to tell her only if she paid.

  • At a seafood feast in Wave Country, Gin joked that he wanted to borrow Izuna’s life, and Tajima announced that Fuyou would become Daimyo instead of Izuna.
  • Gin spread news that Izuna had died from poisonous fugu, causing Senju Hi Shin and the Uchiha clan, including Fugaku, to believe the report; Gin told Hikari that Izuna had abandoned his old identity.
  • Gin attended Namikaze Minato’s month celebration and gave the baby a Flying Thunder God Kunai, which Minato eagerly clutched.
  • The Uchiha held Izuna’s funeral, where Fugaku and the mourners grieved over a box of ashes while Izuna’s ninja life was declared over.
  • Senju Hi Shin challenged Gin at the funeral and demanded Izuna’s real cause of death; Gin offered to tell her if she handed over her condolence money.

Ch. 673Eating with Family Is the Most Relaxing

Uchiha Gin hosted Uchiha Izuna’s funeral banquet, where Senju Hi Shin registered the condolence money and pressed Gin to reveal how Izuna died. Gin delayed answering until after the meal, then joined Hi Shin’s family table, leaving the cause of death undisclosed.

  • Sarutobi Sasuke and other guests arrived at the banquet, while Senju Hi Shin recorded their condolence gifts and Shimura Kenichi speculated about the Uchiha Clan’s business prospects.
  • Hiruzen and the Konoha F6 arrived late with their condolence money, and Kagami Uchiha returned from border patrol to mourn Uchiha Izuna.
  • Senju Hi Shin totaled the gifts at 346,587,219 ryo and demanded to know Uchiha Izuna’s true cause of death, but Gin made her write an IOU and postponed his answer until after the meal.
  • Senju Hi Shin joined Tsunade, Senju Taohua, Senju Itama, and Nawaki at their table, where Uchiha Gin and his companions soon joined them.

Ch. 674Leaders Who Lack Ability Love Holding Meetings

At Uchiha Izuna’s funeral banquet, Uchiha Gin mocked Uchiha Setsuna’s endless meetings and defended Nawaki’s crude Mud Style jutsu while promising to help him pass Senju Hi Shin’s test. Setsuna’s speeches kept the Uchiha guests from eating, while Gin enjoyed the feast elsewhere and later met a supposedly dead figure in the hotel manager’s office.

  • Uchiha Gin complained to the others that Uchiha Setsuna had ruined the banquet with his pompous speeches and frequent meetings.
  • Nawaki revealed that he had shaped Mud Style into Poop Style Jutsu, and Senju Hi Shin scolded him for it.
  • Nawaki chose to keep learning from Uchiha Gin, who promised he would help him pass Senju Hi Shin’s test in one week.
  • Uchiha Setsuna’s long speeches delayed the main table’s meal until Akimichi clansmen packed up all the food, prompting the Uchiha guests to leave.
  • Uchiha Gin finished eating and went to the hotel manager’s office, where he met a figure who asked why he had been unable to eat at the banquet despite being its central figure.

Ch. 675When It Comes to Being Born, Who Can Compare to Lao Yin?

Uchiha Gin gave Uchiha Izuna a mission to support Uchiha Madara against a powerful hidden enemy and equipped him with the Anti-Decade Knight System. Izuna transformed into Diend and set off, but Uchiha Gin’s attempt to pin the funeral gift money on him was interrupted by White Hair.

  • Uchiha Izuna asked to return to Wave Country, but Uchiha Gin told him about the dangerous enemy pursuing Uchiha Madara and recruited him to help.
  • Uchiha Gin gave Uchiha Izuna the Anti-Decade Knight System, and Izuna transformed into Diend despite the system’s weak close-combat abilities.
  • Uchiha Gin told Uchiha Izuna to study the cards and find Uchiha Madara, while Izuna reluctantly abandoned his hopes of becoming Daimyo.
  • Uchiha Izuna demanded a share of the funeral gift money, and Uchiha Gin handed him a small amount while claiming he was stealing it.
  • White Hair burst into the office with a blade as Uchiha Gin called for him to catch Uchiha Izuna.
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