Critical Hits from the Start: Invincible from the Demon Suppression Division
Chapter 260

A dirt auction! Immortals from every faction: Please stop reading, I'll buy it!

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As Lin Feng's words fell, the atmosphere of the entire banquet scene instantly changed from "Heavenly Court on the tip of the tongue" to a "thriller and suspense movie".

Everyone's eyes were fixed on the small jade slip in Lin Feng's hand, as if it was not a jade slip, but a Chaos Divine Lightning that could explode at any time.

Immortal King of the Seven Luminaries's dirty stuff!

And it's the "unabridged version"!

If this thing spreads out, will Immortal King of the Seven Luminaries still have that old face? Will he still have the glorious image that he has worked so hard for tens of thousands of years?

More importantly, this thing is simply a nuclear-weapon-level political bargaining chip! Whoever gets it is equivalent to holding a big handle on Immortal King of the Seven Luminaries!

"Ahem... Marshal Lin, you can't make such a joke."

An ancestor Golden Immortal, who was very close to Immortal King of the Seven Luminaries on weekdays, stood up tremblingly and tried to smooth things over, "Master Immortal King is so virtuous and respected, how could he do such... such an unsightly thing? It must be slander by the demon cultivator! If this jade slip is spread, it may damage Heavenly Court's harmony..."

"Slander?"

Lin Feng raised his eyebrows and without saying a word, directly injected a trace of immortal power into the jade slip.

"Buzz!"

A light screen projection instantly appeared in mid-air.

Although the picture is a bit blurry, you can still clearly see a young version of Immortal King of the Seven Luminaries, lying in the grass beside a hot spring with his butt stuck out, with an extremely lewd smile on his face, which almost made him laugh.

The picture is also accompanied by clear sound:

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, these legs, this waist... you are worthy of being a junior wife, much more energetic than junior sister..."

"Wow--!!!"

The whole place was in an uproar instantly!

That ancestor Golden Immortal's face turned green, he sat back on the chair and wanted to dig out his eyeballs.

Oh my god! Is this true?!

It's a real hammer! This is a solid hammer!

"How is it? Is the picture quality okay?"

Lin Feng put away the projector with a smile, "This is just an appetizer, there will be more exciting ones later. For example, "How to quietly trick the senior brother to death", "How to manipulate the account books and embezzle public funds"..."

"Stop reading it! Stop reading it!"

In the crowd, several immortal officials who were obviously from the Seven Luminaries series were about to collapse.

If Lin Feng continues to read this, Immortal King of the Seven Luminaries won't have to go out tomorrow, he will just find a piece of tofu and hit him to death! And if their subordinates have heard so many secrets, can they survive tomorrow?!

"I offer 200 billion! I want this jade slip! I want to take it back... and destroy it in public! To prove Immortal King's innocence!"

A star king in red robes gritted his teeth and shouted. He is a die-hard loyalist of Seven Luminaries, and he must stand up to show his loyalty at this time (actually because he is afraid of being silenced).

"Two hundred billion? Are you sending beggars away?"

Lin Feng curled his lips disdainfully, "This is an exclusive and out-of-print version! If it is sold to a hostile force, such as... the people over there at Great Emperor Gouchen, how much do you think they are willing to pay?"

"I'll give you 300 billion!"

Sure enough, a man in the corner who had been silent and dressed in purple suddenly spoke. He was the spy sent by Great Emperor Gouchen.

"Seven Luminaries That old thing is usually very domineering. If this thing is presented to the emperor, it will be a great achievement!"

"Four hundred billion! I bid on behalf of Northern Zhenwu Great Emperor!"

"Five hundred billion! I belong to the Flowing Cloud Merchant Association. If this thing is printed into a picture album and sold, it will definitely sell well all over Immortal World! I will buy the copyright!"

"..."

The scene instantly got out of control.

The original "loyal ministers" were desperately raising prices in order to destroy the evidence, while spies from various major forces were also spending money crazily in order to get evidence, and even some businessmen who were afraid of the world being in chaos were involved.

Prices are soaring!

Six hundred billion... eight hundred billion... one trillion!

Lin Feng was sitting on the main seat, Second Son legs crossed, watching the group of gods below who looked like dogs just now, fighting over a broken jade slip, and even almost fighting, I felt so happy.

"System, give me statistics, how many Crit Points can be converted by the current bidding price?"

[Ding! It has been detected that the total value of resources currently committed on the site is approximately 3.5 trillion Supreme-Grade Immortal Crystal!]

[If all are cashed out and converted, it is expected to receive Crit Points: 35,000,000,000,000!]

"Only 3.5 trillion? Not enough, not exciting enough."

Lin Feng's eyes flashed with a hint of cunning.

He suddenly clapped his hands to signal everyone to be quiet.

"Everyone, since everyone is so enthusiastic, I can't be stingy."

"Actually, besides Immortal King of the Seven Luminaries's dirty stuff, I have something else here."

Lin Feng Like magic, he took out a dozen more jade slips and laid them out in a row on the table.

"This is "Hundred Flowers Fairy Late Night Secret Meeting with a Lover"..."

"This is "Barefoot Great Immortal Resident Evil After Taking Off Your Shoes"..."

"This is a video of a celebrity who wishes to remain anonymous secretly wearing women's clothing and dancing..."

"This is..."

As Lin Feng announced their names one by one, the faces of the immortals below all turned pale and they were sweating profusely.

Many people subconsciously covered their storage rings with frightened eyes.

Where the hell is the generalissimo?

This is clearly Immortal World's No. 1 paparazzi! No. 1 information dealer!

Where on earth did he get so much dirty information?!

In fact, these are all obtained by Huang Fugui using his talents "Fortune Detection" and "Void Traversal" these past few days to wander around and pick up sheep. Or Lin Feng used the system to Soul Search some of the captured prisoners to obtain the gossip fragments.

Although many of them are trivial matters, when they are made public on such occasions, it is the scene of social death!

"That... Marshal Lin, that jade slip about women's clothing... Ahem, I'll pay 100 billion! Buy it! Immediately! Immediately!"

A mighty and majestic man suddenly jumped up, his face flushed, and he threw a storage bag directly on the stage.

"Hundred Flowers Fairy That... I'll buy it out! No one can rob it from me!"

"Barefoot Great Immortal I bought that one! Don't let it out! Please!"

For a time, the entire banquet turned into a large-scale "hush fee" payment site.

In order to save their own face, the gods really spent a lot of money! Their wealth was almost wiped out!

"Okay, okay! Everyone, line up and come one by one! Support Immortal Crystal, magic weapons, elixirs, and spiritual ore mortgages!"

"Fugui! Collect money! Keep accounts!"

Lin Feng was smiling from ear to ear, and Huang Fugui was so busy that his hands cramped even as he collected the money, and his newly grown tail was so happy that it was tied in knots.

Just half an hour.

Lin Feng's system balance has skyrocketed again!

[Current Crit Points balance: 58,000 billion!]

Fifty-eight trillion!

This is simply a bigger profit than robbery! This is simply cutting off all Immortal World's leeks!

"Cool!"

Lin Feng Looking at the crazy rising numbers, I feel that I am one step closer to Great Firmament Golden Immortal.

However, just when this absurd and crazy auction reached its climax.

"Boom!!!"

There was a loud noise, and the barrier above Heavenly Strategy Manor was suddenly forcibly torn apart!

A terrifying pressure that suffocated everyone, suppressed like Heavenly River pouring down!

"Lin Feng!!!"

"You're going too far!!!"

Accompanied by a roar full of endless rage, a huge golden palm print, with a destructive momentum, slammed down at the banquet below!

Immortal King of the Seven Luminaries (the clone) finally couldn't bear it anymore and ended up in person!

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