Critical Hits from the Start: Invincible from the Demon Suppression Division
Chapter 300

How Was This an Auction? This Was a Public Execution of the Heavenly Court!

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Myriad Treasures Tower, underground auction.

This is a huge annular space that can accommodate 100,000 people, like an upside-down Abyss Colosseum. Thousands of priceless night pearls are inlaid on the dome, illuminating the entire venue as if it were daytime. The air is filled with restlessness, a unique flavor intertwined with greed, excitement and expectation.

Today, there are no empty seats here.

Not only have all the VIP boxes been booked by demon giants, Demon Race powerful men, and those shady hidden powerhouses, but even the ordinary stands and aisles are crowded with people. Everyone is whispering to each other and discussing the same topic.

"Have you heard? That Lin Feng is going to publicly auction Heavenly Court's valuable treasure here today!"

"Not only that! I heard that even Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li's magic weapon was snatched away by him!"

"This kid is really not afraid of death. This is not selling stolen goods. This is making fun of Heavenly Court's face!"

Just when everyone is watching.

"When--! When--! When--!"

Three clear and melodious bells rang throughout the entire venue, and the venue, which was originally noisy like a vegetable market, instantly became quiet, and you could even hear a pin drop.

Myriad Treasures Tower The big shopkeeper Qian Tongshen, the fat man covered in fat, was running up to the central auction stage sweating profusely. Although he was panicking, fearing that Heavenly Court might suddenly drop a thunderstorm and destroy the place, his businessman's instinct forced him to put on a professional fake smile.

"Dear guests! Welcome to the Myriad Treasures Tower annual auction ceremony!"

Qian Tongshen cleared his throat, and his voice spread throughout the audience through the loudspeaker array. "Today, because a 'distinguished' and 'special' guest temporarily jumped in the queue, after careful consideration by this building, we decided to skip the previous warm-up session and go straight to the theme! Go directly to the finale!"

The audience was instantly in an uproar.

"Damn it, so direct? When did Myriad Treasures Tower become so conscientious?"

"Hurry up! Laozi's Immortal Crystal is already horny!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Is it Lin Feng? Let him come out! We want to see the ruthless man who dares to cut down the city gate!"

Amidst the cheers, Qian Tongshen wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, stepped aside, and shouted loudly:

"Now, I would like to invite the special guest of this auction, who is also the owner of these peerless treasures... um, the 'original owner', Mr. Lin Feng!"

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

Dozens of spotlights suddenly hit the lifting platform in the center of the stage.

With a burst of rhythmic BGM (played by Lin Feng from the system), the lifting platform slowly rose.

Lin Feng was wearing a very sexy white dress, shaking the "Subdue Through Virtue" folding fan in his hand, with a confident smile like a superstar on his face, and walked out swaggering. Behind him, Liu Ming was like a conscientious supporter, holding several trays covered with red cloth in his hands, looking nervous but with a hint of excitement.

"Hello everyone, have you eaten?"

Lin Feng waved to the densely packed crowd in the audience, with a casual attitude as if he was strolling through his own back garden, "I'm new here, so I don't have much to offer as a meeting gift, so I'll give everyone Heavenly Court's 'local specialties' to cheer up."

Someone in the audience couldn't help shouting, "Young Master Lin, stop being polite! Hurry up and show off your baby! We are all waiting to see Hao Tian's joke!"

"That's right! As long as the items are genuine, the price is negotiable!"

"Okay! It's refreshing! I like to deal with real people like you!"

Lin Feng snapped his fingers and said with a look in his eyes, "Since everyone is so enthusiastic, let's... serve the food!"

"First lot!"

Lin Feng walked to Liu Ming and lifted the red cloth on the first tray.

"Bang!"

A cold light instantly stung the eyes of the audience in the front row.

It was a simple long sword. On the sword body, seven star marks were flowing continuously, exuding a heart-stopping Immortal King pressure. Sword Qi was vertical and horizontal, and even cut ripples on the protective cover of the auction table.

"Seven Luminaries Immortal Sword! Immortal King of the Seven Luminaries's natal flying sword!"

Immediately, some knowledgeable people in the audience exclaimed.

Lin Feng picked up the flying sword, waved it twice casually like selling cabbage, and flicked the sword with his fingers, making a crisp "ding" sound.

"This is a good thing. Although the original owner is a worthless waste and can't even catch a move from me, this sword is indeed sharp. It can cut through gold and jade, and sharpen iron like mud. It is a must-have item for killing people, stealing goods, and traveling at home!"

Lin Feng paused and showed his white teeth. "The starting price is one top-grade spiritual vein! Each increase in price must not be less than ten top-grade spiritual veins! You are a good boy, you will make money if you buy it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole place was in an uproar.

"I'll give you two! I want to take them back and cut the watermelon! I heard that the watermelon cut with the Immortal King sword is very sweet!" A bearded demon boss was the first to call out the price.

"Sanjo! It just so happens that Laozi's flying sword is broken, so I'll make do with this!"

"Gojo! This kind of treasure that slaps Heavenly Court in the face has a very high collection value! It will give you face to brag about in the future!"

The price skyrocketed and was finally sold at a high price for fifteen top-quality spiritual veins.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Feng took out the second and third items.

"This one, Golden Exquisite Treasure Pagoda from Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li! Although the top of the tower is slightly cracked (I smashed it with walnuts), it does not affect its use! The starting price is five top-quality spiritual veins!"

"This one, Wind-Fire Wheels (revolver version) from Nezha! Single drive, fuel-efficient, powerful! Starting price is three top-quality spiritual veins!"

"This one, Floral Broad Axe (uncleaned version) from Giant Spirit God, is still stained with the blood of that stupid guy. It would be good to take it back to make an elixir or curse! The starting price is two top-quality spiritual veins!"

Every time a treasure is taken out, it will cause a burst of crazy screaming and looting from the whole audience.

Where is this auction? This is clearly the family of the Heavenly Court victim... Oh no, it's a carnival party for the entire Three Worlds anti-Heavenly Court alliance! What everyone bought was not only treasures, but also a feeling of "I have Heavenly Court trampled under my feet".

Just when the atmosphere reached its climax, Lin Feng suddenly smiled mysteriously and raised his hand to press it.

"Everyone, the physical auction will be temporarily suspended."

"In order to prove the authenticity of these treasures and to let everyone experience my 'purchasing' process more intuitively, I specially prepared a precious video material."

Saying that, Lin Feng took out a piece of top-quality Image Recording Stone from his arms and threw it into the air.

"System, play it for me! Remember to turn on full loss sound quality and ghost special effects! Play that knife for me in a loop!"

Buzz--!

A huge light curtain unfolded in mid-air, a hundred feet wide, with a resolution of up to 4K.

In the picture, it is the scene where Lin Feng fights one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals alone outside Southern Heavenly Gate, and later the scene where Immortal Emperor Haotian's clone is brutally attacked.

But!

This picture has obviously been maliciously edited by an unnamed system!

The clone of Immortal Emperor Haotian, which was originally extremely majestic and oppressive, was sped up in the screen, and its movements became extremely funny, like a clown dancing like a master.

Whenever Immortal Emperor raises his hand to attack, the screen will suddenly freeze, then play backwards, and then fast forward, accompanied by the ghostly sound effect of "det, det, det".

"Bold monster!" (turns into a shrill, accelerated version of the scream)

"I want you to die!" (dubbed with electronic music and RAP rhythm)

"Ah--!" (The scream when the clone was slashed by Lin Feng was played in a loop for ten times, accompanied by the extremely cheerful suona song "Today Is a Good Day")

Finally, the scene freezes at the moment when Lin Feng kills the clone of Immortal Emperor with one blow and writes "Heavenly Court Demolition Office" in the sky of Southern Heavenly Gate.

There is also a line of flashing colorful characters at the bottom of the screen that is extremely considerate: [Cooking, just practice more.]

"Pfft--!!!"

In the corner under the stage, an undercover agent disguised as Rogue Cultivator, but actually sent by Heavenly Court, saw this scene and became so furious that a mouthful of blood spurted out three meters high on the spot!

"What a treason and injustice! What a treason and injustice!!"

The undercover agent pointed at the screen, twitching all over, his face turned the color of pig liver, he rolled his eyes and fainted from anger.

The entire audience was stunned for a moment, and then burst into deafening laughter that could knock off the roof.

"Hahahaha! Laozi is so funny! Is this really Immortal Emperor Haotian? Why does it look like a monkey?"

"A genius! Young Master Lin is such a genius! The soundtrack is amazing! It makes me want to dance!"

"Where is this Image Recording Stone? This is going to break Immortal Emperor's Daoist heart! It's so damaging! It's so wicked! But I like it so much!"

"Will this video be sold? I will pay a high price! I will take it back, burn a million copies, and give it to my disciples and grandchildren to watch three times a day and eat it!"

Lin Feng looked at the people in the audience who were laughing so hard, and some were even rolling on the floor with laughter, that he nodded with satisfaction.

"That's right. The most important thing in life is to be happy."

"Now that everyone is happy with it, let's get into today's finale!"

Lin Feng's eyes narrowed, his expression became a little more solemn, and he slowly took out the thing from his arms that was enough to shock Three Worlds - Nine-Dragon Jade Thumb Ring.

"Everyone, please be quiet."

"Hao Tian's personal token, the thing that symbolizes Heavenly Court's face, is here!"

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