The blood-red waning moon hung high, and the wind in the secret realm carried a disgusting smell of decay. However, in a clearing in the mountains and forests somewhere, this smell was suppressed by an extremely overbearing smell of cumin and chili powder mixed with the aroma of burnt fat.
Next to the huge bonfire, Lin Feng sat imagelessly on the corpse of the Golden Immortal level wolf king. This wolf king was majestic in life, and even more "glowing and hot" after death. It was roasted to a crisp on the outside and tender on the inside. The golden and crispy skin was still dripping with oil, and it made an attractive "sizzling" sound when it fell into the fire.
Not far away from him, the few unlucky monks who tried to run away but failed to do so were now forming a circle, holding various magic flying swords in their hands - not for fending off enemies, but for cutting meat.
"The one in blue, do you know how to cut? You need to cut the kidney with a flower knife! Do you know how to use flower knife? Can you go to Lanxiang to learn the profession of chef and then become an immortal?" Lin Feng held a huge wolf leg bone and pointed out the world while picking his teeth.
"Yes, yes, yes! What the Immortal taught me is that the junior should change his sword now!" The monk was so frightened that his hands shook and he almost cut off his own thigh. He quickly used his spiritual power to carefully carve patterns on the wolf's waist.
At this moment, there was suddenly a burst of messy and heavy footsteps deep in the woods, accompanied by the sound of branches being roughly broken, and several impatient scoldings.
"Give me some tips! There is fire ahead, and the power of Qi and blood is so strong. There must be a strange treasure born! Or some high-level monster is injured!"
"This area is now taken over by us, 'Heavenly Court Law Enforcement Squad Seven'! There are other idle people waiting, if you don't want to die, get out!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a group of men and horses rushed out of the bushes aggressively.
There were about fifteen or six people in this group, all wearing silver standard armor, with the "Cloud Pattern Thunder Department" badge embroidered on their chests, symbolizing the majesty of Heavenly Court. Each of them had their nostrils turned upward, with arrogant expressions, exuding the aura of Early Golden Immortal Stage. At first glance, they looked like the master who was used to being domineering.
The leader was a strong man with a sinewy face, holding a spear with flashing lightning in his hand. He originally came for the "exotic treasure", but when he saw the scene in front of him clearly, he was stunned.
There were barbecues all over the floor, piles of wolf carcasses, and a young man in white who was using a wolf's leg as a baton.
"Gudong."
The leading captain swallowed in vain. The smell was so fragrant! Moreover, the power of Qi and blood contained in this wolf meat was even richer than ordinary second-grade elixirs!
"Hey! The one who eats alone!"
The captain came back to his senses, and in order to cover up his greed, he immediately put on a businesslike and dignified face and pointed the tip of his gun directly at Lin Feng: "This is the area designated by Heavenly Court." Time Control Zone'! According to Article 300 of "Heavenly Court Secret Domain Management Regulations", you lit fires illegally and illegally hunted and killed rare monsters in the control zone. Now we are going to confiscate your... crime tools and stolen goods in accordance with the law!"
"The stolen goods include these barbecues and the storage ring you are wearing!"
The monks who were cutting the meat lowered their heads, shrugged their shoulders violently, and tried their best to suppress laughter, until their faces turned purple.
Are these Heavenly Court fools really stupid for being in the system and don't even look at the almanac when they go out? This is a titanium alloy steel plate!
Lin Feng paused and slowly put down the bones in his hands. He picked up a bottle of ice-cold happy water that he got from somewhere next to him, took a sip, and let out a long belch. Then he slowly raised his head and looked at them as if they were mentally retarded.
"You... are robbing me?"
"What kind of robbery? Can what happens to scholars be called robbery? This is called expropriation! It's called law enforcement!"
The leading captain puffed out his chest confidently, "Isn't it the king's land in the whole world! Since this secret realm was opened in Immortal World, in theory, every plant and tree here belongs to his old man Jade Emperor! Hand it over quickly! We can give you a lighter sentence for 'resisting law enforcement', and even give you a 'good citizen' banner!"
As he spoke, he waved his hand, and a dozen of his men immediately dispersed, forming a siege. The weapons in their hands shone with a cold light, and they obviously had no evil intentions.
Lin Feng sighed and shook his head helplessly.
"Originally, I wanted to be a quiet gourmet and think about the universe Origin. But you insist on forcing me to be a robber."
He stood up, dusted off his butt, and gave a playful smile, "Since you claim to be the law enforcement team of Heavenly Court, then we are old acquaintances. Although you may not have seen me in person, I guess my portrait should be posted on the bedside of your dormitory to ward off evil spirits, right?"
"What do you mean?" The captain frowned, feeling that the voice sounded familiar. He took a closer look at Lin Feng's handsome face despite wearing sunglasses, and suddenly a thunder flashed through his mind.
He took a sharp breath and pointed at Lin Feng with trembling fingers. "You... you are the one... the one who resold Dugu Batian's heads, beat the Li Jing king, and turned City of Sin into a foot-washing city...Lin Feng?!"
"Correct answer, but unfortunately there is no prize, only punishment."
Lin Feng grinned, showing a pair of white teeth.
The next second, his figure disappeared instantly.
"No! Form a formation! Form 'Heaven-and-Earth Net Formation' quickly!" the captain was horrified and shouted.
However, it's too slow.
In the face of absolute speed and power, the so-called formations are like paper toys.
"Pah!"
An extremely clear slap sounded in the woods.
Before the captain even had time to raise his spear, he flew straight away as if he had been hit by a high-speed train, spitting out seven or eight bloodshot teeth in mid-air.
Immediately afterwards, there was a series of "pop" sounds like firecrackers.
Lin Feng's figure was like a ghost, shuttling among the crowd. Every pause was accompanied by a scream and a figure flying out. He did not even use a trace of mana, relying purely on the strength and speed of his body to carry out a one-sided torture.
After ten breaths.
The world is quiet.
A dozen Heavenly Court law enforcement members who were arrogant just now were kneeling neatly on the ground in a row. Everyone's face was swollen like a pig's head just out of the cage, their eyes were narrowed into slits, and the corners of their mouths were bloodshot. They were doubting life.
Lin Feng sat back on the corpse of the Wolf King, crossed his Second Son legs, and gnawed on the wolf kidney that he had not finished eating just now, while saying vaguely:
"Now, the roles are reversed. I am the robber and you are the victims. Listen to the applause."
"Pa bang bang..."
Nezha clapped his hands very cooperatively and whistled. "Boss is mighty! This applause is for the people of society!"
The group of kneeling Heavenly Court disciples were trembling with fear and clapped quickly, fearing that they would be slapped again if they were too late.
"The men stand on the left, the women... unlucky, why are they all men? Heavenly Court doesn't recruit female soldiers? You deserve to be single."
Lin Feng waved his hand in disgust, "Stand to the left! Hand over all the storage rings, magic weapons, and weapons you have on you. Don't hide anything, Fugui is a dog... oh no, he belongs to Treasure-Seeking Mouse. If anyone dares to hide a spiritual stone secretly, I will ask Nezha to give him a fire treatment."
"Squeak!" Fugui stood on Lin Feng's shoulders, waving his little paws with a fierce look on his face.
"Give it, give it! We will give it all!"
The captain took the lead with a sad face and took off the storage ring and threw it on the ground. The others followed suit, and soon a small mountain was piled on the ground.
Lin Feng glanced at it with his spiritual consciousness and was immediately disappointed.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I'm so poor. Heavenly Court Is the current fiscal deficit so serious? Why is this storage ring full of Low-Grade Immortal Crystal and bruise medicine? There isn't even a decent exercise book, it's all "Heavenly Court Civil Servant Code of Conduct"?"
"Forget it, mosquito legs are also meat, I don't mind it."
Lin Feng put away all the things with a wave of his hand. Then, his eyes fell on this group of people again, looking up and down, and his eyes gradually became a little... perverted.
"However, I think the clothes you are wearing are pretty good. Is this silver armor made of 'Heavenly River Silver Sand'? Is the boots made of 'Cloud-Treading Beast' leather? Although the style of this robe is a bit unsophisticated, its defensive power is not bad."
An extremely ominous premonition arose in the hearts of all the disciples. They subconsciously hugged their chests with their hands and said in horror, "What are you going to do? A scholar can be killed and cannot be humiliated!"
"Stop talking nonsense and take off your clothes."
Lin Feng was concise and concise, saying only one word.
"Lin Feng! Don't go too far! We are Heavenly Court faces..."
"Nezha, light a fire in his crotch."
"Okay! I'm also good at grilled quail eggs!" Nezha A ball of Samadhi True Fire popped out of his palm and he walked over with a smile.
"Ahhh! I'm taking it off! Isn't it okay if I take it off! Don't burn! I have hemorrhoids!"
The captain was so frightened that he couldn't care less about his face and hurriedly began to disarm.
After a while.
A "world famous painting" worthy of being recorded in the history of Gods and Devils Secret Domain was born.
In the freezing cold wind, a dozen or so majestic Heavenly Court elites were now wearing only colorful underwear, shivering in the wind.
The most conspicuous thing was the captain, who was wearing a pair of bright red trousers for the year of his birth, with the four gold characters "Safety in and out" embroidered on them.
Their armor, cassocks, tunic, boots, socks, and even the jade crowns that bound their hair were all stripped clean by Lin Feng.
"That's right. It would be great if we could all be honest with each other."
Lin Feng looked at the pile of "second-hand clothes" with satisfaction and said to the system: "Tongzi, they are all recycled. Let's buy some spicy strips for Crit Points."
[Ding! Recycle a batch of second-hand equipment and get Crit Points five million. The host is really a diligent and thrifty little expert.]
Lin Feng clapped his hands, looked at the naked, ashamed and angry disciples, and waved his hands compassionately:
"Okay, get out. Remember, don't talk nonsense when you go out. Just say that you met a pervert... Oh no, you met a hero who robbed the rich and gave to the poor."
"Also, Captain, your red pants are very festive. I will buy a pair next year too."
"Wow--!"
Captain Heavenly Court finally collapsed and burst into tears. He covered his face and sobbed. He led a group of men and ran away with bare feet in the mountain forest full of thorns. His back was desolate and desolate.
"Hahaha! I laughed so hard!"
Nezha laughed so much that he rolled on the ground and burst into tears, "Boss, you are too bad! You don't even leave a thread for others! How are they going to explain this back?"
"How they explain it is their business." Lin Feng picked up a skewer of barbecue and handed it to the meat-cutting monk next to him who was already stunned. "What are you looking at? Keep cutting! If your knife skills have deteriorated, do you also want to join the 'Streaking Club'?"
"No, no, no! I'll cut it! I'll cut it very thin!"
The monk was so frightened that his knife skills instantly improved by three levels. The slices of meat he cut were as thin as cicada wings, and you could read a newspaper through the light.
Where is Immortal Cultivation World? This is clearly a bandit's den! And it's the kind of super bandit who doesn't even let his pants go!