Heavenly Strategy Square (original Lofty Heavens Treasure Hall ruins).
At this time, the place was already crowded with people, and it was as lively as a big fair.
Not only did Lin Feng bring an army of 100,000 people, but also the surviving gods, goddesses, and warriors from Heavenly Court, and even the shrimp soldiers and crab generals of Underworld's Black and White Impermanence and Four Seas sneaked up to watch the fun.
After all, this is the first time since the founding of Pangu Splits the Heavens that someone has dared to "change the rules of heaven" in such a big way.
Lin Feng was sitting on the leather sofa that had just been redeemed, with Second Son's legs crossed and holding the iconic big speaker magic weapon in his hand. Behind him was a huge holographic projection screen, on which the highlights of the violent beating of Jade Emperor were playing.
"Ahem, try the wheat, try the wheat. Move it every time..."
Lin Feng cleared his throat, and the sound instantly spread throughout Thirty-Three Heavens.
"Everyone, be quiet! That melon-seed eater, stop it and be serious!"
The whole place fell silent for an instant, with hundreds of thousands of eyes staring at him.
"I have read the rules of heaven that old man Jade Emperor made before." Lin Feng took out a thick roll of golden bamboo slips filled with densely written small characters from his arms, with a look of disgust on his face, as if it was a piece of shit. The paper said, "It's smelly and long, and it's like an old lady's foot wrap. It's not allowed to fall in love, it's hierarchical, it's like you have to kneel three times and kowtow when meeting your superiors... It's all rubbish! It's all anti-human... Oh no, it's an anti-god design!"
"Hiss--"
Lin Feng In front of everyone, he directly tore up the roll of heaven that represented the majesty of the old order Pulverization and raised it casually.
The fragments of bamboo slips flying all over the sky are like a special snow, announcing the end of the old era.
"From today on, the old rules are abolished! There are only three new rules! Listen to me!"
Lin Feng stretched out a finger and his expression became extremely serious.
"First, abolish the bullshit rule that 'gods are not allowed to touch mortal hearts'! Freedom of love, freedom of marriage! As long as we truly love each other, no matter whether it is a human, a demon or a god, we can get married as long as we want! I have already asked someone from the Civil Affairs Bureau to build one at the entrance of Southern Heavenly Gate... oh no, Heavenly Strategy Gate. You can get the certificate at any time! Not only are there no fines, but red envelopes are also given!"
As soon as these words came out, the whole place was shocked. It was like a nuclear bomb was thrown into the crowd.
In the crowd, two figures who were originally dodging were trembling with excitement. It was Weaver Maiden and her husband Cowherd (although Cowherd is still a mortal now, he also sneaked in). They can only meet once a year at Magpie Bridge. Who can understand this kind of pain?
"Can we... really be together? We don't have to wait for Chinese Valentine's Day anymore?" Weaver Maiden covered her mouth, tears bursting from her eyes. They were tears of happiness.
"Wife!" Cowherd shouted, desperately rushed over and hugged Weaver Maiden, crying like a child.
Lin Feng pointed at them. "Who is that, Old Man of the Moon? Don't stand there in a daze, hurry up and get someone the red line to get the certificate! This is the first couple, let me do it in a glamorous way! Whoever dares to gossip, I will pull out his tongue!"
Old Man of the Moon was hiding in the corner and shivering. Hearing this, he felt like he was being amnesty, and ran out crawling. "Yes, yes! I will do it now! I will do it now! Not only will I apply for the certificate, I will also provide a full set of wedding services!"
"Second!"
Lin Feng stretched out his second finger, "Abolish all kneeling rituals! We Heavenly Strategy Manor don't like those feudal superstitions. When we meet in the future, we can shake hands, hug, or even exchange words, but no kneeling! If anyone's knees are weak, go back and kneel for me in the square before you get up! What I want is a standing comrade, not a kneeling slave!"
This one brought tears to the eyes of countless low-level immortals. They have been working as cows and horses in Heavenly Court for so many years, and they have to kneel down when they meet everyone, and their knees will break. Finally, they can straighten their backs and become gods!
"Third!"
Lin Feng's voice became a little more serious, "Although we talk about freedom, work still needs to be done. However, the endless oppression and the nonsense about '996 is a blessing' in the past are all invalid! Implement 'five days off and two days off' System! Work eight hours a day! Get three times the salary for overtime! If you do well you will get commissions, if you do not do well... Hehe, then go to the pig farm and feed Fugui! Fugui has a huge appetite recently!"
"Okay!!!"
The cheers this time were almost shaking the sky. It was an explosion that had been suppressed for countless years.
Seven Fairies was standing in the front row of the crowd at this time. They were originally responsible for picking peaches and weaving clouds for Queen Mother as coolies. They had not had a day off for thousands of years, and their hands were worn out.
Hearing this, the great fairy Hong'er excitedly took out an application form that she had written long ago and shouted loudly, "Master Lin! We want to change jobs! We want to join Heavenly Strategy Manor! We don't want to weave anymore, we want to sing and dance!"
"Yes! We all have to join in!" The other six fairies also cheered.
"That's right!"
Lin Feng waved his hand and said proudly, "From now on, you will be responsible for... well, responsible for forming a 'Heavenly Court Performing Arts Troupe' to perform and enrich everyone's spiritual life. The remuneration will be calculated as high as possible! Five insurances and one housing fund will be fully paid!"
"Thank you, Master! Long live the Master!" Seven Fairies hugged a ball with joy and even gave Lin Feng a wink.
At this moment, the system prompts sounded crazily in Lin Feng's mind, as if he had won the lottery.
[Ding! The host abolishes the old rules of heaven, conforms to the general trend of Human Dao, and breaks the shackles of Heavenly Dao!]
[Ding! Get massive Golden Light of Merit! Merit Points+999999!]
[Ding! The host harvests Three Worlds sentient beings' wish power, and Reputation Points skyrockets to +100 million!]
[Ding! Weaver Maiden Cowherd reunites, triggers the hidden achievement 'Lovers Under Heaven', and rewards 'Supreme-Grade Marriage Talisman' × 10.]
Seeing the golden rain of merit falling from the sky and feeling the countless grateful glances, Lin Feng smiled.
This is much more exciting than fighting. This feeling of changing the world and controlling the rules is the real pleasure.
At this time, Yang Jian, who had been watching with cold eyes, came over. He looked at Lin Feng with a complex expression, and the Heavenly Eye between his eyebrows flickered. "If you do this, you are not afraid of chaos? Without strict hierarchy, how can you manage?"
"Chaos?"
Lin Feng looked at the gods with sincere smiles on their faces, pointed at the heavenly soldier who was shaking hands with Lord of the Land, and asked, "Second Son, do you think they are in chaos now? The so-called order is not maintained by fear and oppression, but by the people's hearts. When the people are united, the sky cannot collapse. When the people's hearts are scattered, even if you have thousands of heavenly rules, it is just a piece of loose sand."
Yang Jian was silent for a long time, looking at those vivid faces that he had never seen before, and finally took a deep look at Lin Feng, cupped his fists and saluted (this time he did not kneel, but saluted as an equal):
"Taught. Maybe... you're right."