At this moment, Hall of Myriad Judgments has become a mess, comparable to a vegetable market during the morning rush hour.
"Report--! Ghost Gate Pass is broken! Not even the scum is left! It has turned into a big pit!"
"Report--! Yellow Springs Road is lost! The opponent has an iron pipe that can spit fire. Brothers can't get close at all. If it touches it, you will die, and if you touch it, you will die!"
"Report--! Bridge of Helplessness was half crushed by their chariot! Granny Meng She fainted from fright, and the soup spilled all over the floor!"
One piece of bad news came one after another like a reminder, making Ten Kings of Hell anxious like an ant on a hot pot, spinning around.
"This... this is too fast! From Ghost Gate Pass to here, we usually have to walk for three days, but they arrived in half an hour?" King Qin Guang was sweating profusely, pacing back and forth in the hall, and his official robes were soaked with sweat.
"Brother, how about... let's surrender?" King Song Di's voice trembled, and he hugged the pillar and refused to let go, "Then Lin Feng is not a human at all, he is a devil! No, more terrifying than the devil! Our underworld soldiers are like paper in front of him!"
"Shut up! Surrender? Where do we King of Hell put our face?" King Yama is still holding on, although his legs are shaking, "Bodhisattva Earth Treasury King will be there soon! As long as the Bodhisattva takes action, he will surely subdue this demon!"
"Boom--!"
With a loud bang, Hall of Myriad Judgments's two gates, which were said to be cast by Ten-Thousand-Year Nether Iron and weighed one hundred thousand kilograms, were kicked away.
The two heavy door panels flew past King Yama's scalp with the sound of howling wind, and were deeply embedded in the wall behind the hall, creating two large craters and causing rubble to fly.
The smoke and dust dispersed.
Lin Feng walked in with a relaxed look on his face, his hands in his pockets, as if he were strolling in his own back garden.
Behind him were Nezha and Yang Jian. One of them was playing with Fire-Tipped Spear, swallowing Samadhi True Fire at the tip of his spear; the other was wiping Three-Pointed Double-Edged Saber, staring at the people in the hall with unkind eyes, as if he was choosing where to strike.
"Everyone, where is the meeting? It's quite lively."
Lin Feng walked to the black stone round table with a smile, and glanced at every King of Hell present, "Do you mind adding a seat?"
King Qin Guang, who was originally sitting in the main seat, bounced up instantly as if there was a strong spring under his buttocks, and reflexively gave up his seat. A smile that was uglier than crying appeared on his face, "No... I don't mind! The Lord God is here in great glory! Sit down! Please take your seat!"
Lin Feng was not polite, he sat down with a straight face, raised his legs on the table, picked up the gavel on the table, played with it in his hand, and made a "snap, snap, snap, snap" sound.
Every time this sound rang, the hearts of everyone King of Hell trembled.
"I heard that you want to be independent?"
Lin Feng asked calmly, although his tone was calm, there was a biting chill in it.
The ten King of Hell shook their heads in unison, like rattles, with uniform movements. "No! Absolutely not! Rumors! These are all rumors! Who is spreading rumors? We are loyal to the Heavenly Strategy Manor!"
"Oh? Then who just cut off Book of Life and Death's Internet connection?" Lin Feng's eyes turned cold, and the gavel in his hand was instantly crushed into powder.
"Yes... the network cable was chewed by a mouse!" King Yama was quick to think and came up with a lame excuse. After saying it, he wanted to slap himself in the mouth.
"Oh, the mouse chewed it off."
Lin Feng nodded, seeming to believe it, "Is that mouse called 'Ambition'? Or is it called 'Seeking Death'?"
King Yama broke out in cold sweat and knelt on the ground with a thud. "God, please forgive me! The little god was confused for a moment! He was blinded by lard!"
Seeing this, the other nine halls King of Hell also knelt down and begged for mercy. The scene was once very spectacular.
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, I look upset."
Lin Feng patted the sawdust on his hand and said, "Bring Book of Life and Death and Judge's Brush. I want to check the accounts and help you repair the network."
King Yama looked embarrassed and hesitated. "This...Book of Life and Death is Heavenly Dao's most precious treasure, which records the longevity of Three Worlds creatures. It must be Underworld Orthodox God..."
"Bring it!"
Before Lin Feng could say anything, Nezha next to him threw Fire-Tipped Spear to the ground. With a "boom", the ground cracked and flames rose, almost burning King Yama's beard.
"Give it, give it! Give it now! Take it now!"
The judge tremblingly came up from the back hall holding a thick, black ancient book with a faint light and a dark writing brush. These are Book of Life and Death and Judge's Brush, who are said to be in charge of Three Worlds's life, longevity and poverty.
Lin Feng took Book of Life and Death, it was slightly cool in my hand and felt heavy, as if it was holding the weight of countless lives.
"System, access the Book of Life and Death data interface. Crack it for me."
[Ding! Cracking the Book of Life and Death firewall...]
[Cracked successfully. Obtained Supreme Administrator license.]
[Book of Life and Death has been converted into a holographic operation interface.]
Under the horrified gazes of King of Hell, Lin Feng did not draw randomly with a brush like Sun Wukong did back then, but directly tapped the air a few times.
A huge holographic projection interface appeared in the air. On it were densely listed numerous names, birthdays and remaining life spans.
"Search keyword: Heavenly Strategy Manor."
Whoosh!
Hundreds of thousands of names were instantly filtered out on the screen. They were all of Lin Feng's subordinates, including the 80,000 navy troops, the newly recruited Demon Race, and even the mouse Fugui.
"Select all. Modify lifespan."
Lin Feng Finger operates quickly, as if playing a game modifier, "Set to: ∞ (infinity)."
[Ding! The modification is successful. All members of the Heavenly Strategy Manor have obtained the 'Pseudo·Immortality' BUFF. As long as they are not physically destroyed and their lifespan is endless, Underworld has no right to seduce their souls.]
Everyone King of Hell was dumbfounded and their jaws almost dropped to the ground.
This... has this been changed? Is it so sloppy? Back then, Sun Wukong had to be scratched one by one with ink, so that the hand was covered with ink. Are you batch processing? You even used Ctrl+A?
"Search keywords again: Western Teaching, Heavenly Court diehards, and Demon Race who are against me."
Whoosh!
Millions more names jumped out.
"Select all. Modify lifespan."
Lin Feng revealed a cruel smile, "Set to: Insufficient balance. Countdown: 10 seconds."
[Ding! Modification successful.]
"What?!"
King Qin Guang exclaimed, his face changed greatly, "Lin Feng! You can't do this! This will mess up the number of days! Millions of people will die suddenly at the same time, Underworld will be paralyzed! Reincarnation will collapse!"
"Paralysis? That's your business."
Lin Feng shrugged, with an indifferent expression, "Besides, I'm here to help you stock up. This will save you from shouting Underworld that it's overcrowded every day and have to apply for expansion funds."
"By the way, there are a few of you."
Lin Feng turned his head and looked at Ten Kings of Hell with playful eyes, "As a punishment for becoming independent this time, your year-end bonus is gone. And..."
He found the name Ten Kings of Hell on Book of Life and Death.
"I'll add a 'KPI assessment system' for you. If you can't deal with all the wronged souls every month, and if the positive rating is less than five stars, one hundred years will be automatically deducted from your life span. When the deduction is over, you will be laid off. Don't think about being lazy, this system is real-time."
"Don't! Don't! God, please forgive me!"
Ten Kings of Hell completely collapsed. This is simply an exploitation that makes capitalists cry when they see it! This is not pretending to be King of Hell, this is pretending to be a fool! It also depends on the positive rating? This is too ridiculous!
"Okay, done."
Lin Feng closed Book of Life and Death and threw it back to the judge. "From now on, this thing will be online and I will check it at any time. If you dare to 'disconnect' again, I will also change your name to 'Insufficient Balance'. Do you understand?"
"Understood! Understood! We understand! Never dare again!"
Everyone King of Hell nodded like crazy. At this moment, they just wanted to strangle to death the one who proposed independence just now.
Just when Lin Feng was about to get up and leave, a magnificent golden light suddenly lit up from the depths of Underworld.
Accompanied by bursts of melodious Sanskrit sounds, an aura of compassion instantly filled the air, dispersing a lot of the negative energy in the hall.
"Amitabha."
"Almsgiver Lin, if you tamper with the number of days and do whatever you want, aren't you afraid of retribution?"
Lin Feng paused, turned around, looked at the golden light, narrowed his eyes slightly, and raised a sneer at the corner of his mouth.
"After beating the younger one, an older one finally came."
"Earth Treasury King, after watching the show for so long, you can finally give it up?"