No One Understands Being the Villain Better Than Me
Chapter 209

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Uranus's voice grew ever more ethereal, and his phantom vanished with the passing waves, leaving only the vessel that held the goddess adrift on the water.

Seeing that the object was about to sink into the sea, Zeus immediately suppressed his hesitation, mobilized his divine power, bent his finger to grab the white shell, and pried it open.

The sleeping figure inside slowly awakens, yawning softly, her every gesture stirring Zeus's heartstrings.

The goddess, naked and displaying her exquisite curves, bowed gracefully with a charming smile, as radiant as a spring breeze.

"My king, by the command of the gods, Aphrodite obeys your command."

Zeus stared wide-eyed, the interplay of their powers giving him a vague sense of what Uranus's gift truly was.

As a growing sense of understanding dawned on the face of the Olympian King of Gods, his gaze toward the delicate beauty grew increasingly ardent.

In this way, the subsequent plans can be carried out with great confidence.

More than a month later, on the shores of Oceanus, the handsome silver-haired King of Gods, with women on his left and right, led his three girlfriends whom he had seduced, and they landed on the shore with great satisfaction.

In addition to Mnemosyne, Goddess of Memory, and Leto, Goddess of Nurturing, he also abducted another daughter of his father-in-law Oceanus.

Metis now has a companion, so she doesn't need to overwork herself and can just focus on resting and taking care of her pregnancy.

Zeus's eyes gleamed with a hint of smugness, but as he glanced at the receding sea, he still felt a pang of regret.

Unfortunately, the temple of the Goddess of Justice was completely empty, with the tables and chairs covered in dust, as if she had not lived there for a long time.

Otherwise, my trip would have been even more perfect.

Immediately, the Olympian King of Gods abruptly ended his thoughts and lightly tapped his Thunderbolt Scepter.

The man and three women in front, along with Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty, who followed far behind, all transformed into lightning and traveled across the sky.

After traveling at high speed for several days, four bolts of lightning fell from the clouds and landed in Mount Olympus.

Under Zeus's sweet words, the three wives fell in love with him and obediently went to Olympus first.

The King of Gods, who had stopped in place, then stretched out his arm to intercept Aphrodite, who was lagging behind, and reached out to take her soft hand, so that they could get close to each other.

The goddess of love and beauty chuckled and subtly restrained Zeus's clutches.

"I felt Themis's invitation in that watery area just now. Why don't we accompany King 2 to go there again?"

Zeus smiled, his eyes blazing with intense fire.

Aphrodite curled her fingers and raised her hand, stroking the brow of this lustful King of Gods.

Before Zeus, his mind wandering, could open his arms and embrace the lovely woman, the goddess of love and beauty, like a bird evading a hawk's swoop, nimbly slipped out from under his arms.

A string of silvery laughter jingling in his ears made the King of Gods even more restless, and he pursed his dry lips.

I'll eat you up sooner or later!

Zeus, aroused by the teasing, hummed with pleasure.

Although this fairy had avoided his pursuit and advances ever since she was born, he had never succeeded in winning her heart.

However, Aphrodite always manages to give him something new just when he's about to get bored; she's truly a captivating little wildcat.

Well, we've already entered Mount Olympus, and are now the king's playthings. There's no rush to enjoy them now.

The most important thing is to meet that Titan Goddess first and, with the King's charm, persuade her to abandon darkness and embrace the light.

Zeus immediately became solemn and rose to walk toward the source of the divine will.

Meanwhile, deep within the marshland, in the Arima's Cave.

Samael looked sullen as he led the Cerberus, Cerberus as big as a calf, which was frolicking around everywhere.

And those three silly sled dogs with their expressive faces made him want to punch them.

Since moving into the Serpent Mother's cave two months ago, he has finally come to understand the hardships of caring for Young Divine Monsters.

He was already overwhelmed by just Cerberus and Hydra.

Hydra are quiet during the day and active at night, and are rather solitary and cruel.

The three sled dogs here are the complete opposite: they are active during the day and sleep soundly at night, impossible to wake up no matter how you call them, and they have none of the professional guard dogs of hell.

When two people with completely opposite lifestyles and personalities live together, fighting is inevitable.

Samael was still patient and tried to reason with them using gestures and analogies.

But these two guys forgot in the blink of an eye, and they fought Tianyi. One was lively and energetic during the day, and the other was mysterious and noisy at night.

Annoyed by this, the ancient snake simply took out its staff to teach the two troublemakers a lesson, and gave them a good beating.

The Serpent Mother, who also suffers from parenting anxiety and even wants to drive these pests out of the cave ahead of time, is delighted by this.

Only when Cerberus, and Hydra, with bruises and a knotted body, finally realized who the boss was, did Samael finally have some peace and quiet.

If it weren't for Anna's birthday, which is in the last few days, I would have roasted you all!

Samael, filled with resentment, glared menacingly ahead Cerberus, who was raising one hind leg to urinate on the few newly transplanted plants by the door, immediately shivered.

Then, the silly dog clenched its four legs, whimpered, and fled in panic, obediently running into the depths of the ton forest to prepare to dig a hole to relieve itself.

"Get lost! If I see you urinating or defecating in front of the door again, I won't even bother with a warning, I'll castrate you right away!"

"Woof..."

Intimidated by the ancient serpent, the Cerberus, needing to urinate, hurriedly continued its escape.

Then, a rustling sound came from the bushes, followed by a sharp, clear scream.

"Aaaaaah! Help! Don't eat me!"

"My meat is sour, it doesn't taste good at all!"

Cerberus, its ferocity aroused, bared its teeth and whimpered, its middle head, poised to attack, snapping into the "little dragonfly" that was darting about in mid-air.

Immediately afterward, Cerberus heard footsteps behind it, turned around, crouched down, and obediently released the little creature it had been holding, placing it in Samael's palm.

The dog wore an almost fawning smile and wagged its tail, waiting for someone's praise.

Samael casually stroked the dog's head in the center, then waved the menacing creature away.

After clearing away the danger, he opened his palm and revealed the trembling Nymph before him, frowning slightly.

"This is the territory of the Serpent Mother and some large magical beasts. Are you out of your mind?"

"Samael... Samael? Waaah! Thank goodness, I've finally found you!"

Before the ancient snake could even scold him, the little Nymph who followed Daphne around threw herself into his arms, tears streaming down her face.

However, the wings and the lingering hellhound saliva on his body made Samael's chest sticky, and his face darkened.

Cerberus, caught in the crossfire, shrank back and, before he could finish urinating, immediately tightened his prostate and awkwardly ran towards the depths.

"Tell me clearly, what exactly happened?"

The ancient snake picked up the little Nymph and asked in a deep voice.

"Sister Astraea is looking for you; it seems to be a very urgent matter."

The three-inch-tall little girl snapped out of her daze and hurriedly spoke up. Since the last search had yielded no results, the Nymph had spontaneously begun to explore other places.

"When?"

"One... two..."

Two days?

"Um, it was two months ago..."

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!"

Samael stared at Nymph, who was counting on her fingers and finally weakly uttering the answer. His breath caught in his throat, and his face darkened.

They contacted me two months ago? I only just received the message and rushed over. I really don't know if I'll make it in time.

Unbeknownst to me, I had been staying in the Serpent Mother's territory for quite some time.

I should have told them before leaving, but I was too busy waiting for Anna to hatch and had my mind full of taking care of these pests.

As the sinister vertical pupils swept over, the Cerberus, which had long been oppressed by someone's tyranny, immediately lay down on the ground whimpering and howling, its eyes filled with resentment.

I might not be human, but this guy is worse than a dog...

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