No One Understands Being the Villain Better Than Me
Chapter 535

The King's Stomach Heir? 2/4

1,378 words5 min read0 views1mo agoSource
Next

However, the wet clothes clung to her skin, making her extremely uncomfortable. The delicate fabric covering Boudica's chest almost clearly highlighted the contours of her breasts, causing the Queen to look embarrassed and shift slightly uncomfortably.

Even more embarrassingly, under the repeated temptations of the ancient snake, he couldn't resist and exposed his shortcomings.

Samael shut his mouth and lowered his eyes, then chanted runes to light firewood, built a fire, and sat on one side to warm himself and dry their bodies and clothes.

The oppressive atmosphere gradually turned awkward. Samael, who was already feeling guilty, became somewhat uneasy. After a night of tossing and turning, his stomach was empty and hunger surged. His eyes, which had been wandering around, finally settled on the corpse of Wyvern floating in the stream.

As World Serpent, hunger is always a constant companion. To satisfy his appetite, he has honed his culinary skills to a considerable degree.

"The night is still long, and we won't be able to get back to the camp anytime soon. Since we're just killing time anyway, why don't we grill something and chat while we eat?"

Samael took the initiative to start the conversation, getting up and dragging the Wyvern's corpse onto the bank of the stream.

The ancient snake bent down and busied itself, skillfully breaking open its scales, removing blood and dirt, and removing bones. It then selected a few of the tenderest pieces of meat, skewered them on sharpened branches, and disappeared into the jungle. It then brought out a pile of berries that served as seasoning, carefully crushed them, and repeatedly smeared the juice onto the pieces of meat.

Boudica, recalling someone's skill, became interested as well. She calmed herself, took a short sword, and stepped forward to help dismember the body and skewer the flesh.

With everything ready, Samael hummed a stirring and ethereal melody as he placed the twigs skewered with meat over the fire to roast them.

As time passed, the aroma of the food, mixed with the spiciness of the seasonings, permeated the air. The ancient snake picked up the first skewer of grilled meat that was cooked through, carefully blew on it, and then glanced with a smile at Boudica, who was lightly licking her cherry lips and seemed quite interested.

"Here, have a taste..."

Perhaps attracted by the aroma of the food, or perhaps moved by the warm smile on Samael's face, Boudica put aside her reserve and embarrassment, then picked up the skewer, tore off a strip of meat from the slightly hot piece with her pearly teeth, and chewed it carefully.

Instantly, juices overflowed, and the spices that removed the fishy smell blended with the meat's aroma, bursting on the taste buds and making it irresistible.

Boudica's appetite was whetted, and she began tearing off pieces of meat from the skewers, chewing and swallowing them with such speed that Samael was somewhat taken aback.

However, with diners having a good appetite, the cook is more motivated. Samael generously handed the grilled meat skewers to the Celtic Queen was enjoying her meal.

In just a few dozen breaths, 70% of the 40 to 50 pounds of tender flesh that had been cut from the Wyvern went into Boudica's flat stomach.

The Celtic Queen's pink tongue swirled, her lips parted slightly in gasps, her red lips were luscious, yet her face, slightly flushed from the spiciness, still revealed a hint of lingering desire.

Wow! That appetite is definitely a tradition of Celtic royalty!

Perhaps Britain already has a "royal successor".

Samael chuckled inwardly, casually handing Boudica two cool mint leaves and instructing her to chew them to remove the lingering greasiness of the meat.

"The meat of the Wyvern is too coarse and difficult to digest. This place is backed by jungle and in front of a stream, making it easy to find what we need. How about we eat something else to cleanse our system? Come and lend a hand?"

"Thu!"

Boudica nodded instinctively, without the slightest hesitation.

"This humid environment is perfect for matsutake mushrooms and wood ear mushrooms, both of which are culinary treasures. Look, those are wild vegetables I've tried; a combination of meat and vegetables makes them even more flavorful..."

The two squatted one after the other in the grass, searching for emerging fungi and edible plants, their joy increasing with each delightful discovery.

With the auxiliary ingredients ready, the main dish can be prepared, featuring not only wild rabbits running free but also silly-looking flounders, a complete array of delicacies from land and sea.

Although tableware made from wood and stone may not be convenient or exquisite, it has a unique natural charm.

Of course, what's even more captivating is the scenery that occasionally spills out as a certain Celtic Queen strides and leaps about.

As for getting clothes, how can you run back if you haven't eaten your fill, right?

Samael winked and chuckled inwardly, his wandering gaze taking the opportunity to glance at Samael a few more times.

"The meat of the Wyvern coarse and thick, so it needed to be sliced thinly and grilled over low heat. Now, when making mushroom soup, rabbit meat, or grilled fish, we need to be careful to maintain the overall flavor..."

Beside the fire, Samael turned over the browned rabbit meat and grilled fish while adjusting the flavor of the mushroom soup, gesturing to Boudica, who was eager to try it.

"Add spicy berries..."

Upon hearing this, the Celtic Queen, who was eager to learn the craft, perked up. She carefully crushed the crimson berries she was holding tightly in her hand and spread them on the surface of the rabbit meat and grilled fish. Gazing at the sizzling red oil on the brownish-yellow caramel layer, both of them couldn't help but salivate.

Just as the rich aroma filled the air and the two were about to start eating, a rustling sound came from across the stream, and a tall figure walked onto the bank like a ghost.

The girl, holding a seven-colored longsword and wearing a light veil, had long, flowing silver hair that reached her waist, and her dark brown skin exuded a sunny and healthy aura.

The simple and neat light brown short skirt and the tight-fitting bra that barely covered her breasts highlighted the girl's natural beauty, while the Star Crest on it, which seemed to glow in the darkness, added a touch of mystery to her.

The Star-Chaser Zephyrus transformed into Attila the Hun King!

Boudica's pupils contracted sharply, and she instinctively drew her short sword used for cutting flesh, assuming a defensive stance.

The indifferent silver-haired girl by the stream waded through the water, appearing uninvited.

As the distance closed in, the atmosphere between the two sides became tense and oppressive. Finally, Attila stood in front of the fire, staring blankly at the flickering flames, facing off against Samael and Boudica.

"Gurgle..."

Just as the tension between them was about to break, Attila's throat moved, and a suspicious sound followed.

"Smack!"

Samael grabbed Boudica, who was so agitated that he almost drew his sword, and turned his head slowly to face the infamous villain, forcing a smile on his face.

"How about we eat something?"

"The enemy must be annihilated..."

The Xiongnu king frowned slightly and began to ponder.

"We're not enemies until the battle begins. Since we're not enemies, there's no need to hold back. Besides, how can we fight if we're not well-fed, right?"

Samael casually made up a story, smiling as he handed over a roasted rabbit leg that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

"Hmm, that makes sense!"

Attila sniffed, quite tempted. She tilted her head to look at the two of them, hesitated for a moment, then took the skewer, sat down, and nodded seriously.

Immediately, the Xiongnu king clenched his teeth, tore off a strip of meat, and swallowed it whole. After tasting it, his gaze gleamed as he looked at the many skewers on the fire.

At that moment, Samael eagerly handed over the roasted meat, watching Attila puff out his cheeks and eat with great gusto like a hamster, a sinister smile spreading across his face.

Haha, the remnant of the Star-Seeded Soldier is so deceiving? I could trick him into bed... cough cough... I could fool him eight times over!

It's time to show our true skills!

End of Chapter
Prev
NovelSummaries
Next

Comments