Liu Li's Phone Call

Su Qi, who was reminiscing about the past, was unaware of this.

While she was eating, a teacher was standing up for her.

With a "thud," Liu Li, a university English teacher, slammed her hand on the sofa and hung up the phone with a frosty expression.

Shocking! She never imagined she would have such a father.

What kind of nonsense is this, letting her die out there! She's not my child.

Su Qi has sacrificed so much for your family, disguising herself as a boy to study and becoming Han Yixing's plaything.

How could you, as a father, say he's not your child? What kind of father is this?

In his mind, he had already cursed his father, who had just answered the phone, to the point of being utterly humiliated.

Su Lujun did the same after hanging up the phone.

Do you know what your daughter does at school?

Where did this scam call come from? I don't have a daughter. Are scam calls this brazen these days?

Isn't it usually all about diplomacy first, then force? This is ridiculous; he revealed his true colors in just a few words. Does he think I have a temper?

Lu Ran walked over at this moment, looked at the fuming Su Lujun, and asked, "What's wrong? Why are you so angry?"

Seeing it was his wife, Su Lujun suppressed his temper and said, "Harassing phone call, saying I have a daughter? I've never given birth to a daughter!"

Lu Ran smiled and said, "Maybe it was born from you and some random woman outside!"

"Impossible! You've been the only woman I've ever been with since I was a child. There's absolutely no one else." As he spoke, he raised his right hand as if to swear an oath!

"Alright, alright, put it down now. I was just saying it casually, and you took it seriously." Lu Ran pried Su Lujun's hand off, her tone implying that she couldn't stand him.

However, his smile was much warmer. I'll make him a plate of twice-cooked pork as a reward later.

After Lu Ran left, Su Lujun recalled the phone call from the woman's voice. She seemed to have mentioned "Su Qi," that kid.

Thinking of his youngest son, Su Lujun felt a deep sense of emotion, because he himself had become successful only after being taught so strictly by his father.

Therefore, Su Lujun adopted his father's educational philosophy in raising his child. He mostly kept a stern face and never showed any displeasure to Su Qi. Over time, the gap between the two widened, eventually becoming an insurmountable chasm.

Although he hated him to the core, he still missed his own flesh and blood. Last year, Su Lujun Lu Ran went to Su University to see Su Qi from afar, and only felt relieved when he saw that Su Qi was living peacefully.

His inherent stubbornness prevented him from bowing his head to Su Qi.

Forget it, if this youngest son doesn't live up to expectations, I'll just give him some small business to do so he can make a living. After all, he's my own son.

Inside the Fuleite Shopping Mall, Han Yixing was backstage reviewing the detailed transaction records of Eryue Cosmetics Store when he suddenly received a phone call.

"Hello, is this Han Yixing? This is Liu Li, your English teacher." Liu Li's voice came from the other end of the phone.

Han Yixing was a little confused. This teacher wasn't his advisor, so why was she calling him?

However, as a student, Han Yixing should respect his teachers. After putting down what he was doing, he didn't hang up the phone and continued, "Yes, Teacher Liu, this is Han Yixing. What's up?"

"You're in the same dorm as Su Qi, right?" Liu Li continued.

"Yes, Teacher Liu, what's wrong? She hasn't been back to the dorm for days!" Han Yixing thought the teacher was in charge of accommodation and had come to check on Su Qi's situation, so he answered like this.

What Liu Li heard after her argument with Su Lujun was, "Teacher, Su Qi and I live together outside. It hasn't affected the school's atmosphere, so please don't meddle!"

Just thinking about that innocent little girl being bullied by Han Yixing, that big devil!

Liu Li felt like her head was about to explode. How dare Han Yixing be so brazen! Did he have some money? She was determined to teach this rich kid a lesson.

It must be said that women who are quick to criticize and quick to judge are not willing to listen to what others have to say next.

After hanging up the phone, Han Yixing was confused. Wasn't Teacher Liu Li investigating Su Qi's accommodation problem?

Why is he so angry? He even warned himself not to think he could do whatever he wanted just because he has money, and to treat Su Qi this and that. Han Yixing completely exasperated. What did I do to Su Qi? We're both guys, what can I do?

In the end, it turned out that Teacher Liu Li was on her period? And the thought of going to the classroom office with Su Qi to find her after class next Tuesday was also a concern.

Han Yixing felt a headache coming on. After being scolded by the teacher in a strange way, he still had to go to the office. Judging from her tone, he was going to get another scolding.

What Han Yixing found most strange was that Teacher Liu Li was so certain that he and Su Qi were together? What were they doing together? Were they gay? She even made him make sure to tell Su Qi that class was next Tuesday.

What kind of situation is this?! Han Yixing rubbed his temples.

I looked up at the computer and wondered where I had put my accounts.

Su Qi was still unaware of what was happening; she was happily swallowing the last spicy shrimp in one gulp. It has to be said, not having to remove the shrimp head and shell was truly convenient.

However, it really is spicy. I slightly open my mouth and inhale to alleviate the spiciness;

Su Qi discovered that ever since becoming a woman, she clearly felt she couldn't handle spicy food. She even needed to drink some Snow Swallow after eating just one shrimp. Eventually, she even had to use rice to mask the spiciness.

If it were in the past, Su Qi believed that even if she ate all of these spicy shrimp in one go, she wouldn't feel so spicy that she would gasp for breath.

Now I even feel a burning sensation in my stomach.

"Su-yu, you're in so much pain, why did you still eat it?" the system asked.

Su Qi subconsciously wanted to say she was craving food, but it didn't feel quite right, so she changed it to. "Of course, we shouldn't waste food! Every grain of rice on the plate is the result of hard work. Not wasting food is a traditional virtue throughout China."

The system glanced at the four empty plates, then looked at Su Qi was already rubbing his slightly bulging belly and lounging on the sofa like Ge You, and said:

"Su Qi, I know you're frugal, but I really don't recommend you overeat. I suggest eating smaller, more frequent meals at fixed times. Also, be careful with your daily diet; eat less spicy and yin-type foods." The system reminded her again, something Su Qi had heard it complain about many times before.

Just as she was about to argue that she no longer needed to defecate and therefore didn't need to worry about getting hemorrhoids, Su Qi was unaware that becoming a woman would bring some shortcomings compared to men. Just as the system was about to explain this to her, Su Qi happened to receive a call from Han Yixing.

Su Qi was somewhat surprised. How could he have called her? Come to think of it, she actually had his phone number saved! And he even had her phone number!

It's worth noting that the two of them barely spoke to each other during their university years! They only occasionally exchanged a few words in their dorm room.

In fact, just as Su Qi said, Han Yixing didn't have Su Qi's phone number. He specifically asked Wu Wei, the middleman, for the number and also told Wu Wei that Su Qi and he would be taken to the office by Lao Liu next Tuesday.

When Su Qi heard Han Yixing make a phone call, she was just as confused as Han Yixing when he received a call from Liu Li.

In summary, it seems that Ms. Liu Li misunderstood something, thinking that she and Han Yixing lived together.

Anyway, you absolutely must attend English class next Tuesday, and then go to the teachers' office to find her after class.

After hanging up the phone, Su Qi had a headache, thinking Tieba the more than 300 posts on the forum.

I'll ask Zijin again later if things are settled. If they aren't, that would be terrifying.

Unbeknownst to Su Qi, Wu Wei was eating outside with the people in the next dormitory, and they had also heard Han Yixing's voice.

One person silently placed their phone under the table and edited a message in another small, unnoticed group chat.

Fang Zigao: Brothers, the target will appear next Tuesday afternoon during English class.

Dong Zixing: Hehe, you've managed to date two Campus Belle in one go! This time, let me show you the power of our FFF group!

Yang Shuo: My forty-meter-long broadsword is itching for a fight...

Su Qi sneezed. Why is it that lately people keep criticizing me?

Or is it that you're getting a cold?

Feeling the stickiness still on her body, Su Qi felt that no matter what, she really needed to take a hot shower.

She wrapped her delicate body in her newly bought bath soap, which was as clean as snow, leaving only her two slender legs and her two greasy feet in pink duck slippers exposed.

Su Qi couldn't help but exclaim that the new bath towel was truly useful, so soft and comfortable, and she thanked An Ning.

When I got to the bathroom, I saw a bathtub filled with steaming warm water, with two cute little yellow ducks floating on it.

Su Qi walked to the fish tank, touched the water and found the temperature was right. She then saw a note that read, "Hey, I guessed you'd wake up around this time, so I set a timer to heat the water for you. If it gets cold, you can punish me then— Wang Zijin."

Well, anyway, I'd like to thank Wang Zijin!

The Tragic Little System (Bonus Chapter)

One year later—

September 1, 2022, is a day that is mostly a nightmare for students.

Compared to freshmen who have just entered university, the happiness index of juniors has increased by a whole level.

As for the lack of military training? It's naturally because there wasn't a 15-day military training in the third year. Of course, mentioning military training is no longer relevant to Su Qi, the current third-year senior.

At this moment, Su Qi was leisurely reading a novel in her rented room with the air conditioning on. The system originally intended for Su Qi to continue making money, but she was gradually drawn in by the plot.

He would also occasionally ask Su Qi a couple of questions.

Su Qi was happy to have some free time; nothing was more interesting than having a book lover she could talk to about books.

Upon closer examination, Su Qi felt that this project was actually a loss for her, as she was reading a book herself while also benefiting the system.

It took me four hours to finish reading "My System is a Beautiful Woman".

"Wow, host, that system is so cute! In the end, it even transformed into a human and married its host." Hearing her own system praising another system, Su Qi felt a little strange.

However, after spending a year together, Su Qi gradually realized that the system was not very old.

Aside from her love of money being a flaw, she's like an adorable little girl. As she gets closer to the Female Protagonist, her voice becomes softer and sweeter, and Su Qi has imagined her appearance no less than ten times.

Su Qi's eyes flickered as she asked, "Can your system take on human form like in novels? I'm willing to pay extra."

The system, which was about to refuse, hesitated again after saying only half a "no" when it heard about the extra cost.

He stammered, "Host, how much extra money are you willing to pay? My transformation is quite expensive."

Oh ho ho, Su Qi didn't expect to be exposed by herself. Her own system actually had this function. She had always wanted to meet her own soft and gentle system.

"Ten thousand, how about it?" Su Qi asked tentatively, not knowing the price. She was different now than she was a year ago, and had some money in her pocket.

"Um, host, my appearance breaks through the shackles of science. Even as a system, it's difficult to break through this barrier, so..." The system stammered, but Su Qi understood that it wanted more money, right?

"How about 100,000?" Su Qi asked.

The system remained silent, seemingly weighing the pros and cons, or the potential gains.

Su Qi heard the cute "emmmmmm" thinking voice in her mind and thought the system was too silly. Is it really that cute?

"Three hundred thousand!" Su Qi said, uttering an astonishing number.

"What? Host, is this for real?" the cute system asked in a panicked voice, quickly confirming.

"Really, really, please transfer the money!"

"Um, host, let me make this clear first. I can only appear for 2 hours, otherwise the main system will find out." The system cautiously confirmed.

Su Qi nodded, even more eager to see the little guy.

The phone vibrated, a text message notification that Qian Su had been transferred out. Over the past year, Su Qi had grown accustomed to this vibration.

The entire room was filled with dazzling white light, so bright that Su Qi felt a white blur before her eyes. But in the next moment, all the dazzling white light disappeared.

A delicate and innocent Maiden in green appeared before them. She was just over 1.5 meters tall and looked soft and cute. She wore a purple embroidered stand-up collar Ming-style Hanfu, along with a horse-face skirt and cloud shoulder.

The striking contrast of purple and white fabrics makes the Maiden's attire impossible to ignore. The exquisite hemline sways in the wind, each movement stirring Su Qi's heartstrings.

This reminded Su Qi of the line: "Wide sleeves and scholar's skirts, clothes fluttering, you and I in the flower field, chasing butterflies and flying kites."

"System, is that you?" Su Qi was a little uncertain. Although she had always subconsciously thought it was a girl, she didn't expect it to be so cute.

Su Qi leaned forward and looked at the system's face. At this moment, the system's long hair was evenly combed into two pigtails, and two large red bows were attached to the left and right sides, making it look even cuter.

Her skin was as white as snow and so delicate it seemed to break at a touch; a gentle poke would leave it feeling cool and soft. Her large, watery eyes were gazing longingly at Su Qi.

"Ugh, host, don't poke me!" the system said angrily, puffing out its cheeks and pouting its lips.

Seeing the system making a textbook angry expression like a little girl, Su Qi thought it was incredibly cute. And its voice was also extremely soft and sweet.

Su Qi chuckled and chimed in, "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore." As she spoke, she hugged the adorable system, which was a little shorter than her.

She was soft and sweet, and her body carried a fresh, wildflower-like fragrance. Su Qi subconsciously took a deep sniff of her hair.

The system sat quietly on Su Qi's soft lap. It was also extremely surprised to have arrived in this world so directly.

Ignoring Su Qi's somewhat strange actions, the money-grubbing system hesitated for a long time before choosing to wear this Hanfu, intending to have its host buy this slightly more expensive outfit. Hehehe, it's quite the little genius.

"Host, do you think this outfit looks good on me today? It took me 13 days to make." Saying this, she stood up from Su Qi's arms and twirled around.

With her robes fluttering, the purple and white Hanfu transformed into a large circle as she danced. Su Qi, however, noticed the system's slender ankles and the fleeting glimpse of its calves as it spun around.

After spinning around, the system's small face, no bigger than a palm, beamed with a smile, as bright and dazzling as the midday sun.

"It's beautiful! How much does it cost?" Su Qi hugged the innocent and greedy little system back into her arms. The system, which was only 1.5 meters tall, was as light as a doll.

After a year of getting along, Su Qi had subconsciously come to regard the system as her younger sister, and now that she was hugging it like this, it felt even more like her.

"130,000, host, don't think it's expensive. I put in a lot of effort to ensure breathability and comfort, blah blah blah..." The Seamstress System became incredibly professional when it came to clothing. Her two pink lips kept opening and closing.

Five minutes later, the Seamstress System finally finished speaking.

Su Qi watched as the System Girl, who almost choked on her own words, recommended clothes to her, and found it somewhat amusing.

"Host, do you want to buy it? It's really super pretty!" The System Girl put her elbows together and looked at Su Qi with her big, watery eyes. This gesture was just too cute!

Su Qi swallowed hard. She felt unbearably hot all over. This little System Girl probably had no idea just how delicious she looked.

Then let me, the host, tell you how cruel reality is, rather than you suffering losses later.

"Okay, I'll buy it for 130,000, but I only want the one you're wearing right now, okay?" Su Qi patted the seamstress's head, which was warm and soft.

"Really? Really?" Upon hearing that the 130,000-dollar dress had been sold, the seamstress trembled with excitement.

"Really, but I've never worn Hanfu before. Could you help me take this off and demonstrate it for me?" Su Qi coaxed patiently.

The seamstress was still basking in the joy of receiving money, completely unaware that she had been targeted by Su Qi, the evil host.

First, she slowly took off her cloud-shaped shoulder, revealing her fair and Condensing Fat shoulders. The Maiden's arms were as smooth as jade, without any flaws. Su Qi wanted to go forward and lick them all the way up.

Then the seamstress said, "Host, the next step is to take off your shoes."

She removed the purple shoes that matched her Hanfu, revealing a pair of delicate feet. Because of the seamstress's height, her feet were even smaller than Su Qi's small feet by a couple of inches. After removing the white socks, they looked even more exquisite and adorable.

Su Qi finally understood why Bai Miao was so fond of feet. Seeing the system's little feet, Su Qi even had an urge to let it step on her face.

"Next is the horse-face skirt, host." The system then slowly moved its slender fingers from between the legs upwards, and finally removed the horse-face skirt that had been tightly covering the legs.

It must be said that the way the Maiden pulled down her skirt was incredibly alluring. Especially when she bent over, the skirt outlined her full, round buttocks, their shape so sexy that even the embroidered, high-collared long coat she wore couldn't hide her beauty.

After removing the skirt, two tender calves were revealed, appearing extremely smooth and delicate under the elaborate purple Hanfu, without a trace of excess fat.

Su Qi was surprised to find that the little knees on the system's two legs were also a cute pink color.

"Host, now comes the main event. The embroidered stand-up collar Hanfu has no buttons. In fact, all Hanfu originally did not have buttons. They were usually tied with ropes to give people a free and elegant impression."

As she spoke, the seamstress slowly pulled out a small rope from her waist, and the Hanfu, now free of its constraints, was easily removed from her clothes.

Looking at the seamstress's exposed, pinkish skin, Su Qi felt her throat grow increasingly dry.

"Host, did you understand? If not, I'll demonstrate it for you again." As she spoke, the System Girl prepared to pick up the clothes that had already been taken off.

"You haven't told me about your inner layer yet!" Su Qi said, looking at the System Girl was still wearing two layers of fabric.

"This, this is such a simple host, you can just put it on in one go! It's much simpler than a bra."

The seamstress was puzzled. How could her seemingly foolish host have still ended up by Su Qi's side for money? She had no idea that she had already reached the Big Bad Wolf's side.

Seeing the seamstress approach him with an innocent look on her face, Su Qi slowly hugged her.

The Maiden's skin was as white as snow, and all she wore was a red bodice embroidered with mandarin ducks and a small pair of panties.

Su Qi first stroked the seamstress's snow-white back. Then, slowly, she slipped her hand inside the seam of the bodice.

"Host, what are you doing?" the system exclaimed in surprise.

But Su Qi didn't respond to her; instead, she continued with the next action.

One hour later...

Looking at the System Girl, whose face was flushed and who was panting heavily, Su Qi's face was filled with a bright smile.

Noticing Su Qi's gaze, the System Girl covered her cheeks with both hands and turned her head to the side.

After a long pause, it timidly said, "Host, you're naughty, I'm angry, um—"

(Given that everyone always says the system is greedy, today I, the author, will rid the people of this scourge and give it a good beating.)