Chapter 1: The Boy Who Surpassed Jiraiya!
Konoha.
April.
A hot spring inn!
Cherry blossoms fluttered down, falling into the rising mist.
Faintly, laughter, the sound of splashing water, and exclamations could be heard incessantly.
Within the hazy mist, graceful figures appeared and disappeared intermittently.
The boy had already decided to take an external mission and leave the village for half a month.
The girl's pretty face immediately flushed, and she lowered her head, not daring to look.
"Now's the chance!"
"Heh heh!"
Tsunade smiled slightly and waved her hand.
The eye above instantly straightened, and he cried out in surprise, becoming restless.
Tsunade froze for a moment, then flung the boy away, shaking her hand in disgust and sneering, "Kid, not bad. You've learned Jiraiya's skills perfectly. Just now, did you get a good look?"
Not a single decent person among them!
Behind him, the boy remained standing, a playful smile on his face.
They tumbled into the room together, rolling into a heap.
Those deadly weapons, as they moved, trembled up and down, emitting a dazzling light as if to tear through the void.
Midway through.
The boy successfully broke free and flew away, while Jiraiya, after passing through numerous glowing figures, was sent flying backward into the bathroom and landed in the hot spring.
Shizune immediately became anxious, "But..."
"Hm?"
"Ouch, ouch, ouch..."
Someone had to stay and draw fire so the other could leave with ease.
The boy said tearfully and aggrieved, "I would rather die than... submit. Please, Teacher, have mercy."
As Tsunade's anger grew, her chest heaved, and her breasts seemed to roar.
"Teacher Jiraiya, is there anything about me you don't doubt? And don't forget, these eyes are the famous Sharingan, renowned throughout the Ninja World. Are you doubting my Millennial Heritage? Huh!?"
Crack!
Tsunade clenched her fist.
"Get out!"
The content of this book, in one chapter: A Woman's Zodiac Year!
My life is on the line!
In this period, even if the Uchiha were wiped out, he wouldn't return.
However.
The beautiful blonde woman, hands on her hips, greeted them like this.
"Bang!"
Water splashed everywhere!
Instantly.
"I hope you can speak properly, in a normal tone, okay?"
The boy raised his head and chest, his expression full of pride.
"Know your place."
In a way, I'm half your disciple, so this is what I should do.
At this moment, the two displayed astonishing adaptability.
Tsunade muttered to herself, "Teacher Sarutobi, he's unlike any Uchiha you've encountered before."
The person below sighed, "Indeed! His killing intent is too heavy, his sins too deep. Look at the one on the right, the thirty-three-year-old with Light Brown Long Hair; his killing intent pierces the heavens."
"He is a complete, evil madman, steeped in darkness!"
Every sentence!
However.
A girl with short black hair, holding a pig in her arms, was secretly watching them.
"Heh? Are you questioning my professionalism?"
"He knows exactly what he's going to face next."
My friend, I apologize!
The boy, however, exclaimed, "Teacher Tsunade, your bath towel fell off, oh my god!!!"
The boy covered his head, squatted on the ground, and rubbed it hard, tears streaming from the pain.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
Even though they were bickering, there was no wavering in their eyes.
The boy cried out, as if about to burst into tears, "Teacher Tsunade, it's really you! When did you return to the village? Wuwu, it's been so long, I've missed you so much!"
A figure shimmering with golden light appeared in their sight.
Determined!
The hysterical roar was mixed with fanaticism and fear.
"Wow!"
How many know that he has long been a nightmare?
"He's not a patient or good-tempered person!"
"In the great Konoha Hidden Village, there are still people like this, we must..."
Damn it!
Traveling?
What met their eyes were pairs of eyes, almost spitting fire, staring at the two, their killing intent solidified into substance.
"Let's go, Shizune, stop looking. You can't handle this kind of scummy man."
The expression on that face, the killing intent in those eyes, could scare the Hokage to death!
Looking at the woman, the boy's eyes welled up, his lips trembling.
These two scumbags who were birds of a feather should have been beaten to death back then. A moment of soft-heartedness has brought two more scourges to the Ninja World.
Tsunade once curiously went to a bookstore to browse, and the result was that she smashed the bookstore to pieces!
Without a trace of hesitation.
Tsunade's expression grew colder, her voice devoid of emotion: "He knows very well."
She took Shizune and strode out of the village.
She rubbed her temples and said powerlessly, "How many times have I told you, be serious, kid. You're a smart person, you should understand what I mean... you Uchiha!"
He pushed the Body Flicker Technique to its limit.
The village and the Uchiha... no, it should be the Hokage lineage and the Uchiha.
From afar.
"Unless, you pay more!"
Then.
The boy was shocked.
Under Tsunade's dangerous gaze, the boy's words were swallowed back into his throat.
The two stiffly raised their heads.
"I, holy crap, is that..."
Tsunade waved her hand impatiently, "Do whatever you want, I can't be bothered with you. Do you really think I want to take you traveling? Seeing you just makes me furious!"
"Keep talking back to me!"
"If Mount Myōboku knew they had trained a successor like you, how many Toads would be angered back to life."
"Heh heh, Teacher Tsunade, you underestimate me!"
The eyes were filled with divinity!
The owner of the eye above clicked his tongue, sighing, "Such strong killing intent!"
"I have already surpassed my master, Teacher Jiraiya, and am no longer his match."
The boy nodded with a look of unwillingness, his expression full of stubbornness.
"It won't be long now, everything will be over!" Tsunade interrupted Shizune, turning to look at the boy in the distance.
There was a narrow crack in the door. Upon closer inspection, one could see two eyes, one above the other, staring intently this way.
Resolute!
Just.
Even!
"Heh heh!"
Jiraiya, who had been stepped on by a shoe: "I @#¥%&*"
"He still chose this way, so..."
I know you too well.
To actually see that person, one wrong move and my life is forfeit!
Run quickly!
As one of the Sannin, she dared not underestimate them in the slightest.
"So, from now on, we'll hide far away," Tsunade said coldly. "We must not only completely avoid the village's pursuit but also stop receiving any news from the village, completely isolating ourselves from the world."
"You talk too much!"
"He's unwilling to leave!" Tsunade's expression was indifferent. "So, you don't need to beg me anymore. Moreover, for so many years, you've taken care of him openly and secretly. You've repaid that life-saving grace."
The wall beside them was covered in spiderweb-like cracks.
Roars, growls, screams, pleas, and groans echoed throughout the entire hot spring inn.
Tsunade strode over to the girl, grabbed her by the back of her collar, and carried her away.
The Uchiha boy grinned and waved at her, winking ambiguously and pouting almost imperceptibly.
Because of the books they published, they became famous throughout the Ninja World, completely disgracing Konoha.
At this moment.
...eyes widened!
Suddenly!
Her words were filled with pride.
"Just got back," Tsunade sneered. "I was planning to go to the hot springs to relax, but who knew I'd run into two perverted scumbags, one big and one small."
The boy's eyes cleared. "When did Teacher return to the village?"
"Using the methods used against other Uchihas against him, you will only understand what it means to be in pain to the bone!"
"Alright! Alright! Get lost!"
Wasn't it?
Jiraiya's expression was resolute.
Teacher Jiraiya, entering that 'Sage Realm', you must be very happy!
Even while getting beaten.
"Damn it, Teacher Jiraiya, are you crazy? It's not like you saw..."
"Lord Tsunade..."
But!
Only those who knew him could understand what kind of power was contained within that body.
"Bang!"
It would be best if they were all killed!
Peace and quiet!
"Bang!"
In the white mist, black, yellow, blue, green... all kinds were present!
The Ninja World, rich and colorful!
At the wooden door.
Jiraiya's movements froze. He instinctively turned his head, and thinking of something, a faint nosebleed spurted from his nostrils, his eyes also bloodshot.
"Understand the tense relationship between the village and the Uchiha."
Fight!
With Tsunade?
Two people?
He immediately let out a scream!
With her arms crossed, she looked at Tsunade, trembling.
"Yo, Uchiha boy, long time no see. I've been waiting for a long time."
The arguing words were swallowed by the two, because a pair of eyes, as clear as jade, appeared before them.
Tsunade felt her temples throbbing.
The voice below grew anxious, roaring, "Teacher Jiraiya, calm down, damn it..."
The boy raised a finger and shook it a couple of times.
A rap on the head.
The terrifying talent of the noble Uchiha clan was fully displayed in him.
"So?"
BANG!
"I respect you as a teacher, and you're lusting after my body?"
She turned and left.
The boy hugged the blonde woman, tears welling up in his eyes, burying his face into her chest and rubbing it against her.
She seemed to remember something, a coldness filling her lips: "Forget it, what does it have to do with me? Either way, you all want me to get lost quickly!"
Till death do us part!
Committing evil deeds every day!
Captivating.
At fifteen or sixteen, he was still just a boy, even somewhat thin.
Tsunade took a deep breath and said through gritted teeth, "Kid, I'll ask you one last time, do you want to come with me? Leave the village and travel."
"Otherwise, I'm worried you'll end up as a pile of minced meat."
"Teacher Tsunade!!!"
"Hehe!"
The two were momentarily careless and exerted too much force, smashing the door open.
That smile held a hint of demonic charm.
"See if I don't beat you to death, old hag!"
Women live in the world, and the world belongs to women!
The boy let out a 'hehehe' strange laugh, moving even faster, leaving afterimages in his wake.
Shizune lowered her head, remaining silent.
"Nonsense! The one with the strongest killing intent is the twenty-two-year-old with short black hair on the left."
Tsunade's voice was gentle and full of warmth.
A jade-like hand suddenly reached out, deftly grabbing his collar, and lifting the boy into the air.
Every single one!
Tsunade gritted her teeth: "I told you, stop being glib, you indecent little brat."
Heh, you don't need to thank me!
The so-called Jiraiya of the White Hair, the Child Prodigy, made the first move, grabbing the boy who was about to get up and restraining him, intending to leave himself.
"...Having a weirdo like you in the Uchiha clan, I don't know how many seniors are dying with their eyes open."
Immediately after!
A cold glint flashed in the boy's eyes, he violently broke free from restraint, leaped up, and kicked Jiraiya: "Power Prelude!"
It's good that he left!
Tsunade, Konoha isn't suitable for you right now!
Because...
You are a good person!
A good person in every sense of the word!
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