I've Clapped Back!

Bring your own food?

Selma was stunned for a moment after hearing Li Yao's remark—those were blood slaves! How come it's become "bringing your own food" for you?

However, this statement is indeed quite apt.

Selma's surprise flashed across her face, but her expression returned to its previous indifferent state. With her hands in her pockets, she said to Li Yao, "Stop looking around, let's go downstairs."

Li Yao followed Selma down the steps.

His Chinese appearance was indeed eye-catching here, but those guys would at most just look him over and wouldn't take any further action.

Li Yao, standing beside Selma, asked, "What do we do next?"

Selma: "I'm going to sell some potions. Just follow me and keep an eye on things, but don't stray too far from me."

Li Yao nodded and obediently followed Selma.

This underground bar was extremely chaotic in style. Some areas were just for fun, but in some of the more secluded shacks, a number of people dressed in black hooded robes were gathered. Some of them were kneeling on the ground, holding candles and praying.

Some of them even whipped girls tied to inverted crosses...

The more you look,

Li Yao's brows furrowed even more deeply.

He didn't jump out to stop it out of a bursting sense of justice... he didn't have the leisure or inclination for that.

According to Selma's previous statements,

Most of what can be done here is "voluntary".

How this "voluntary" agreement was reached is obviously not that important.

However, Li Yao quickly became agitated because he saw a group of men in black military uniforms cheering around a bar.

Li Yao didn't recognize the men, but he recognized their uniforms—well-tailored black uniforms made of decent material, with classic silver-trimmed epaulettes on the collars and shoulders. The skull insignia on their caps also confirmed their identities to Li Yao.

Behind their bar was a huge poster of Notre Dame Cathedral on fire.

Are they celebrating the Notre Dame Cathedral fire?

Unfortunately, Li Yao couldn't read the writing on it and didn't know what was written on the poster.

So Li Yao asked, "What are they doing? What does that poster say?"

Selma, without looking away, said, "They are celebrating the success of the attack on Notre Dame Cathedral."

Li Yao gasped in astonishment. "Wow, that's awesome!"

Selma instinctively felt something was wrong!

Just as expected!

Selma then heard Li Yao exclaim, "I never imagined that Germany would burn Notre Dame down just to divert public attention!"

Selma: "???"

What are you trying to divert public attention from? You seem to have misunderstood something!

Meeting Selma's questioning gaze, Li Yao explained, "Oh, you don't know this in Romania, but there was a news story in China about a female graduate student who spent 660,000 yuan on a Mercedes-Benz, and it started leaking oil before she even drove it out of the car... This story went viral after being spread through platforms like Douyin!"

First, one Mercedes-Benz owner after another jumped out to accuse the fourth dealership of being a rip-off.

Then major media outlets seized the opportunity to amplify the event.

Add to that the near-garbage disposal practices of Mercedes-Benz 4S stores... and Mercedes-Benz seems poised for a downturn.

In just a few days,

Mercedes-Benz's market value evaporated by over 12 billion US dollars due to this incident! Legend has it that Meng Jiangnu's tears brought down the Great Wall.

This female graduate student has the power to make even a century-old Mercedes-Benz factory cry!

Therefore,

When a woman, especially an educated woman, cries, it's a disaster! Li Yao laughed as he explained, "I saw someone on my WeChat Moments yesterday saying that Mercedes-Benz is actually quite good in terms of handling and user experience... Hmm, that statement sounded guilty and weak."

That's right.

The one who said this was that silly Cao Erha.

That guy even found him on WeChat and cried about it!

He said that now when he's waiting at a traffic light and encounters owners of the other two BBA (BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Audi) models, those owners will specifically roll down their windows to greet him, "Hey buddy, is your car leaking oil?"

Cao Erha: "..."

After telling Li Yao, that guy listed the car on a used car website, ready to sell it! When he went out today, that guy came up to him smugly and said, "Da Yao, let me tell you, I'm so glad I left early! Now every brand is trying to piggyback on Mercedes' popularity!"

for example:

BMW: Buy us! We won't let you cry on the hood!

Netizen comment: You'd make a woman cry in the car.

Audi: Buy us! We won't let you cry! Netizen comment: You'll make women cry in the hospital!

The worst offender is Durex...

The latest marketing copy reads, "Take good care of you, and you'll never leak oil!"

Netizens: "???"

The entire internet is against this, so let's support Durex! Li Yao rolled his eyes at this:

He's talking like he didn't buy that Mercedes listed on the used car website! He even wants to ask Old Cao what kind of husky he is!

Was it planted by a sand sculpture?!

Li Yao told Selma these interesting stories, and Selma listened in astonishment!

After a long while, she said in a daze, "I didn't expect netizens in China to be so talented. It's so magical, so... eye-opening. Actually, the Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem was also burned down recently. The world situation is getting more and more chaotic."

Li Yao: "???"

He asked in surprise, "There are actually people who dare to burn down Islamic temples?"

Aren't they the ones who burn down other people's houses?

Selma: "..."

She rebuked her, saying, "That's discrimination!"

That sounds familiar. Li Yao smiled and said, "You're right."

Selma: "..."

She opened her mouth, realizing something was wrong. What was this nagging feeling? She was usually the one arguing with others! Why did she feel so choked up inside?

Selma is a very straightforward person, so she didn't hold back and directly asked her question! Li Yao was taken aback by the question. He didn't actually intend to argue with her; he just said whatever came to mind.

So, after a moment's hesitation, he said quietly, "You should be secretly happy."

Selma: "???"

Li Yao: "Do you know Feng Liyan in Jinling Wallfacers?"

Selma nodded.

Li Yao: "I have argued with them."

Selma: "..."

Li Yao: "Does Guo Changshi of the Chinese Extraordinary Artificer Association know about this?"

Selma remained silent.

Li Yao: "I have argued with them."

Selma: "..."

Li Yao: "You should know Lu Xingshen, one of the Wallfacers ' current deterrents, right?"

Selma's cheek twitched. "You did."

Li Yao laughed, "Absolutely!"

And she's argued with him countless times! Selma: "..."

What the hell... I should be happy about being roasted by you?

besides,

Hearing this guy say that, you can tell he's got quite a background! However, Selma felt she couldn't let him keep showing off, so she changed the subject and said, "Alright, alright, stop talking."

It's giving me a headache!

"I suggest you stop looking over there. Those people over there are one of the Inhuman forces of the German Empire, and they should be members of the Schutzstaffel."

Its members act extremely radically! They are the kind of psychopaths who would kill your whole family if you even glance at them.

This is the first update. Actually, I planned to post this chapter yesterday, but I went to the gym last night. Hope you enjoy reading it!