You Have to Wait for Me to Come Back!

When Lin Xiaowei texted Li Yao, he was busy meeting with Xisen and the others...

After a period of investigation and review, Xisen and his team finally arrived.

Selma was also with them—she had obtained what she wanted from the Schutzstaffel Romania Division after the Romania events. She had initially thought she would need to use her own manpower to steal it, but she hadn't expected the Schutzstaffel to go to such lengths.

After the Schutzstaffel organization was purged, Selma obtained the item "Balder's Mistletoe" through Li Yao's connection with the Wallfacers.

Li Yao had no idea what Selma was doing with that thing.

But he discovered that,

Selma seems to have become a bit stronger than before.

They were chatting in the Shi Sui Pavilion at the moment. Li Yao's phone was on silent, so he didn't see Lin Xiaowei's message.

After finishing their conversation and seeing Xisen and the others off, Li Yao habitually took out his phone to check it, and then saw a series of messages and a screen shake from Lin Xiaowei.

Lin Xiaowei: "Come out quickly and help me out!"

Where are they?

"Come out here right now! What have you been doing behind my back?!"

Then came a series of "poke" actions...

This is why QQ Account has so many features; they wouldn't work on WeChat!

No wonder young people nowadays like to use QQ Account for online dating; its social features are quite comprehensive.

However, Li Yao heard that WeChat has added many new features after the update? Li Yao wasn't sure, as he hadn't updated his version because he didn't like the current user interface.

It's a bit... ugly!

That's right.

Boss Li is all about looks!

Who can blame him for being so good-looking?

Seeing his best friend's frequent messages, Li Yao quickly suppressed his narcissistic thoughts and replied, "I had something to do and my phone was on silent. What's the matter that's so urgent?"

Lin Xiaowei replied with a hint of resentment, "Your phone used to be on call 24/7, but now you're putting it on silent? Li Yao, you've changed!"

Li Yao: "???"

What kind of tone is that?

Boss Li didn't quite understand...

However, Li Yao still reassured him, "Under President Lin's wise leadership, I now hold a high position of power on Earth, so I'm definitely busier than before."

Lin Xiaowei: "Even if I'm busy, does that mean I'm not your father anymore? And don't call me President Lin, call me Your Majesty!"

Li Yao readily agreed, "Then what can Your Majesty do for this humble subject?"

Eek!

Lin Xiaowei immediately got goosebumps. "You're disgusting! Be normal!"

Li Yao: "???"

You're the one who's allowed to shout, and you're also the one who's not allowed to shout!

That's tough, bro!

Li Yao pursed his lips and steered the conversation back on track. "So, just tell me what you want to talk to me about! Or are you just bored and want to chat?"

"I'm not free at all!" Lin Xiaowei: "I'll provide you with the material, and you write the copy for me!"

Li Yao: "..."

In the past, all the tasks required his best friend to do things, so he could understand them!

Why are you writing your own copy now?!

Li Yao protested, "Is it your perception of yourself that's wrong, or your perception of me?"

"Still dare to talk back?! I'll kill you!!" Lin Xiaowei was furious just thinking about it! The worst part was that this bastard still hadn't realized it, which was infuriating! Lin Xiaowei roared, "Just tell me if you're going to write it or not (-`へ-)!!!"

Li Yao: "..."

Why are you in such a hurry?

Li Yao was a brilliant man, so he decisively said, "Write!"

Lin Xiaowei immediately visualized the several secrets she had collected onto her phone and sent them to Li Yao, then said, "Write according to this outline, remember to make it vivid, and the title should be eye-catching!"

Li Yao read on his phone for a while.

The more he read, the deeper his brow furrowed.

Finally, he asked, "You—you want me to write erotic fiction?"

Lin Xiaowei: "..."

Li Yao continued, "The information in this is a bit explosive—the story of Grenez, the king of the seventh level of hell, and the Spider Goddess. You also said that this Grenez is a universal plug, and that the Spider Goddess sought help from this king while being hunted, but unexpectedly was imprisoned for more than thirty years... Let me describe the story that happened during those thirty years..."

I remember the Godbinder Spider Goddess Sect was a fairly influential force in the general history of the continent you gave me.

You're going to set them all on fire!

Entrapment?

This is too exciting! Li Yao, who has been criticized by the Great Harmony God for too long, is a little panicked! Is it really okay to do this?

After Li Yao pointed it out, Lin Xiaowei realized: Oh right,

And you can even use this as an opportunity to set up a sting operation! How clever! So she decisively said, "Go ahead and do it! But don't make it too harmonious, just... keep it a little normal! Learn from how Teacher Luo described Ms. Bai, make it intriguing but don't give people any evidence! The information I've given you is so detailed, you can definitely handle it! I believe in you!"

Li Yao immediately fell into deep thought, "You actually read Ms. Bai's article..."

I never expected this!

He's actually an experienced driver! Lin Xiaowei: "???"

Her face flushed red instantly after Li Yao said that!

Lin Xiaowei quickly retorted, "I didn't! I'm not you! Don't talk nonsense! What era are we living in? Haven't we all seen pigs run and eaten pork?"

Li Yao: "..."

Lin Xiaowei: "You've made me so angry that I can't even speak properly!"

Li Yao suddenly sighed, "But you know what, many of our younger generations these days have really only ever eaten pork but never seen a pig run."

Lin Xiaowei: "..."

Is this guy's thought process connected to a Möbius strip? It's so bizarre.

Just a moment ago they were recklessly flirting with dangerous driving, and now they're suddenly swaying to people's livelihoods? Unbelievable...

However, Lin Xiaowei was eager for that guy to change the subject himself, so she quickly said, "Yes, after all, living standards have improved."

Li Yao suddenly said, "But the pressure is also getting bigger and bigger..."

Next, Li Yao told his best friend about some recent events in China. The handover of the supernatural forces in the American Federation was still ongoing, and the wrangling between them was likely to continue. At certain key junctures, neither side was willing to give an inch.

to this end,

I'm not saying this to make Lin Xiaowei worry about anything, but just to hope that she won't become estranged from her family because she's been away from home for too long.

Li Yao didn't want his best friend to feel too unfamiliar with the place, so he kept telling her about the news happening at home to help her stay familiar with it!

after all,

This is my hometown.

After listening to Li Yao's rambling explanation, Lin Xiaowei's initially anxious mood calmed down considerably. She thought for a moment and then smiled, "There's nothing to worry about. China prospers by strengthening its neighbors. What kind of storms haven't we weathered?"

"We can afford to play this game!" Li Yao laughed. "Don't worry, if there are any sacrifices, we'll start with ourselves. Although we're at a disadvantage, we're not someone you can just throw your weight around."

Lin Xiaowei: "Sacrifice my ass! Aren't you waiting for me to come back?!"

Li Yao laughed, "Absolutely! I'll definitely find a good place for you!"

Lin Xiaowei: "Can you give me the article first? It needs to be sensationalist!!"

Li Yao: "Don't you trust me?!"

Although he hadn't written in a long time, Li Yao's writing skills were still there, and he could easily produce sensationalist articles! At his best friend's request, he revised his article multiple times, finally settling on the final version and sending it to his friend at 3 a. m.

This is the second update. The current censorship system is too powerful... I hope you enjoy reading!