Old Pothead Goes Online

Old Man Lu left the administration building and walked onto the road outside.

The midday sun was quite scorching, but fortunately, Old Man Lu had reached a point where he was impervious to heat and cold.

He was yelling pretty loudly just now.

Ye Yu's behavior also showed that he did feel guilty about the incident; sometimes Old Man Lu would wonder if he was being too harsh. However, the longer he stayed in the position of "deterrent," the more anxious he became.

Because he has higher authority and can access more confidential information.

As previously confidential files were declassified and revealed to him, he came to understand a more distorted and desperate world.

The entire universe and all its multiple dimensions are experiencing entropy increase, moving from thermal expansion to thermal death and from order to disorder.

Not all living beings reverse the process of things from disorder to order like humans do. The universe or dimensional space contains many distorted and illogical existences; it also contains many beings with chaotic and crazy instincts.

Prior to this,

Although he had some understanding, he never truly grasped its meaning.

All of this was blocked by the global Seventh Order Alliance.

After he also reached the seventh rank and learned most of the truth, even with his strength, he couldn't help but feel a sense of despair.

Thinking about it this way, how much pressure has the teacher been under all these years? He couldn't even imagine.

The more Lu Xingshen pondered, the heavier his steps became.

soon,

He walked to the vicinity of the Training Field, and when the soldiers passing by saw him, they immediately straightened their backs and saluted him.

Lu Xingshen nodded and looked around the Training Field, but couldn't find the Old Squad Leader. So he went into the Training Field and asked the battalion commander of the Old Squad Leader's unit. He then learned that the Old Squad Leader was spending all his time in the computer room.

The battalion commander, a soldier who had also been resurrected, relaxed and laughed after his report, "Old Squad Leader GuoTou has been really into surfing the internet lately! I heard he even plays online games now!"

"Oh? "Old Man Lu asked, intrigued. "What game?"

Although he is getting old, he still has some understanding of the world of young people.

For example, he knew about popular games like Warcraft, Dota, LOL Legends back then, and he could even show off his skills when the mood struck him.

He also knows a little about things like E3, Sekiro, and the Souls series!

Old Man Lu really tried his best to keep up with the times! But he still couldn't keep up.

So Old Man Lu asked, "What online games does the Old Squad Leader play?"

The battalion commander scratched his head and thought for a moment before replying, "It seems to be called something like... 4399? Yes! 4399!"

Old Man Lu: "???"

He was a little confused.

When did 4399 become considered an online game?

You can even play Penguin Landlord!

That's a massively multiplayer online gaming game, after all!

Old Man Lu paused for a moment before coming to his senses. "Oh... well, I'll go find him."

When Old Man Lu arrived at the computer room, he found a lot of people squatting there... all of them were resurrected military spirit warriors.

They are too easy to recognize.

Although they differed in appearance, their physiques were all like those produced on an assembly line—tall, imposing, and even with roughly the same amount of muscle mass.

The only difference is the artificial super-powered circuitry embedded under the body.

Right now, the squad leader Old Squad Leader GuoTou, isn't online...

The information about that battalion commander is outdated.

The Old Squad Leader is now a computer teacher in the computer lab, and he is currently teaching students how to use computers.

and,

To accommodate these heroes whose souls are still those of the last century, the computers in the computer room are the old-fashioned, bulky type.

Lu Xingshen stood at the door.

Then a student shouted, "Old Squad Leader GuoTou, what's wrong with my mouse?"

Old Squad Leader GuoTou: "Try restarting it!"

Student: "No, it won't turn on now..."

Old Squad Leader GuoTou: "Then you should get a different machine!"

Lu Xingshen: "..."

He figured that Old Squad Leader GuoTou would definitely be a good network administrator! Lu Xingshen's originally deep and serious mood seemed to melt away here. In the computer room with the yellowed computer cases, the burly men with their heads sticking out to learn how to use the Internet looked quite old-fashioned.

A feeling of the 1980s hits you right in the face!

Old Man Lu had lived from the beginning of the century to the present, suddenly felt like a trendsetter of the times, possessing knowledge that far surpassed everyone else in the computer room! Old Man Lu could only show off in front of these old heroes.

Even the self-praise joke is so old! Old Man Lu strode into the computer room, walked up to the noisy student, and said with a smile, "I'll help you."

He was wearing a sharp suit and his hair was meticulously styled.

He looked just like the respectable people you used to see in newspapers and magazines.

The student, who was also a reincarnation of the military spirit, stood up awkwardly, but Lu Xingshen waved his hand to indicate that it was alright and told him to sit down quickly. He then went to check and deal with the computer.

As he fiddled with the computer, Old Squad Leader GuoTou came over from behind and, seeing Lu Xingshen at work, laughed and said, "Lu Wa Zi, you're amazing! You can even set up a computer!"

Old Man Lu: "I happen to have learned a little bit about it."

After a while,

Old Man Lu closed the computer case and pressed the power button again...

Everyone eagerly awaited the arrival of the graphics card fan and the main unit fan inside the computer case, which spun around with a sound as loud as an old bellows.

Pirated Windows logos began to appear on the black monitor.

It was just shaking and shaking there, but it wouldn't get to the desktop! After a while, the screen just went black! Old Man Lu: "???"

Are you trying to mess with my Second Uncle?

I finally got to show off in front of my old comrade-in-arms, and this is how you treat me?

Old Man Lu wanted to punch that big computer head to pieces right now!

He definitely has the ability!

Old Squad Leader GuoTou came over and punched the monitor twice, just like he used to do when the old TV couldn't switch channels properly. When the old TV was blurry, he would just go over and punch it a couple of times and it would be fine.

This technology seems to be applicable both domestically and internationally...

But can computer monitors be the same?

Although it's a very old computer, it's still many times more complex than a television.

Therefore, Lu Xingshen face, "You can change to another machine."

Student: "..."

"If you had said so earlier, I would have switched games sooner! This is delaying people from playing 4399!" Just as the student turned around, Old Squad Leader GuoTou grabbed him and said, "Isn't it all set now?"

Old Man Lu and the student turned to look, and the monitor had actually moved to the desktop!

"Does this thing have a grudge against my Second Uncle?!" Old Man Lu glared, ready to chop the piece of junk to pieces! He said stiffly, "Who else bought this batch of equipment for you? Why didn't you get better quality? Now we have the means, don't we? Tell me who it was, and I'll immediately deduct their pay!"

Old Squad Leader GuoTou chuckled and said, "We'll just learn how to use the internet and use some secondhand stuff. I've heard that the new computers nowadays have incredibly powerful computing capabilities, hundreds of times more powerful than the most advanced computers we had back then. Those computers are reserved for scientists to do research. We just want to get our hands on them and take a look, but we can't stop them from doing their scientific research!"

In their simple worldview, advanced things should be studied by learned people, not left for them to mess around with.

Second update, hope you enjoy reading~ My hand is starting to hurt... Middle-aged people are so tired!