The Number One Fool in the World

"Ding, Host Lu Fan has been deceived 10,000 times, successfully activating the Never Be Deceived System, and obtaining the title 'Number One Fool in the Earth Realm'!"

"From now on, any words that deceive the host will come true under the system's BUG enhancement."

"From now on, the host will gain one point for every deception, and reaching ten points will grant one random lottery draw."

"Activating the system opens a grand gift package. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Intelligence-Opening Pill (Intelligence-Opening Pill: Consuming it can calm the mind, clear the heart, and improve IQ. It is especially effective for fools with dull minds.)."

"Given that the host is already irredeemably stupid, the system has proactively administered the Intelligence-Opening Pill to the host."

The mechanical voice echoing in his mind left Lu Fan completely bewildered. Immediately, a cool sensation surged directly into his brain. Lu Fan's previously muddled mind instantly cleared, and his unfocused eyes regained their clarity.

Previously, Lu Fan's mind had always been slow, which led to his vast inheritance being completely swindled away by his uncles and cousins. Even his classmates at school had ganged up to trick him out of money; at least sixty percent of the students at Dragon University had borrowed money from him at some point.

It could be said that Lu Fan was the public ATM of Dragon University, a walking, talking currency dispenser. Those classmates with rotten consciences would frequently come to him to take advantage.

The current scene was a prime example: a male classmate ran up to Lu Fan, sobbing uncontrollably, claiming his father, who had raised him through hardship, had broken his back while working and urgently needed money for medical treatment.

Without a second thought, the dim-witted Lu Fan directly transferred the 2,132 yuan he had on WeChat to him.

Lu Fan stared blankly at his phone, watching the classmate's expression instantly change the moment he received the money. Lu Fan's mind was now crystal clear. Recalling his countless foolish actions from before, his face contorted into a myriad of expressions, like a merchant selling bikinis.

"Classmate Lu Fan, my dad desperately needs this money to save his life. I'm leaving now. I'll pay you back later. Goodbye!"

The classmate who had borrowed money proudly held up his phone, showing it off to the surrounding students. "Look at how fast I earn money! I don't need to ask my family for a cent this month; there are always fools willing to support me."

"Damn it, Qin Shousheng beat me to it."

"Tell me about it. If I had known that fool Lu Fan was getting his living expenses today, I would have rushed up first no matter what."

"Sigh! Missed out on 2,132 yuan!"

"I had my story all prepared, and I still came late!"

The surrounding classmates' voices were filled with regret and disappointment. Not a single one of them showed any sympathy for Lu Fan, who had been deceived.

Seeing that the male classmate who had received the money was about to leave, Lu Fan actually called out to him.

"Wait!"

"What? Something else?"

Qin Shousheng wore a mocking expression, showing no gratitude for having borrowed money.

"Classmate, you said your father broke his back while working?"

Lu Fan's eyes were strange as he recalled the prompt that had just sounded in his mind.

"Yes, Classmate Lu Fan. My dad is waiting for this money to save his life. Bye-bye!"

"Wait, you'll pay me back the money you borrowed, right?"

Lu Fan shouted again at Qin Shousheng's retreating back.

"Of course, I'll pay you back within a week."

Qin Shousheng's dismissive and perfunctory reply drifted from a distance. The guy turned the corner and smirked, Pay you back? Who at Dragon University has ever paid back that fool's money? Do you think I'm as stupid as you?

Seeing that the commotion was over, the surrounding students dispersed, leaving Lu Fan sitting alone on a roadside bench, lost in thought.

The students passing by were already accustomed to his bizarre and idiotic behavior. He could sit by the roadside and space out for two hours. If he weren't thirsty, hungry, or desperately needing to use the restroom, he would never get up.

The scene shifted. Qin Shousheng, having received Lu Fan's over 2,000 yuan transfer, headed towards the street food stalls at the school entrance with his three roommates.

Having gotten over 2,000 yuan for free, it was naturally time to celebrate.

As the four of them arrived at the stall and loudly discussed and mocked that fool, Qin Shousheng's phone suddenly rang.

Seeing that it was his mother calling, Qin Shousheng didn't pay much attention and casually answered.

"What's up, Mom? What? My dad broke his back while working? The medical fees are 80,000? I..."

Qin Shousheng's face instantly paled, and he shot to his feet. His three classmates were initially stunned, then exchanged strange glances.

Didn't Old Qin just use that exact excuse to trick that fool...

Lu Fan sat by the roadside for over half an hour before finally understanding the purpose of the system he had awakened.

"Damn it, was I really that stupid before? Being deceived 10,000 times must have broken a world record!"

"And this 'Number One Fool in the Earth Realm' title, System, are you sure you're not just here to humiliate me?"

A rumbling sound came from his stomach, and Lu Fan finally remembered that he hadn't eaten anything that morning. It was already noon, and he had been so foolish as to forget to eat.

Recalling the direction of the cafeteria, Lu Fan lifted his foot, preparing to head there for something to eat. A roaring engine sound reached him, followed by an urgent braking noise behind him, startling Lu Fan into quickly dodging to the side.

He looked back to see a bright red Ferrari supercar stopped behind him. A beautiful and captivating face peeked out from the driver's seat – it was Liu Ruyan, the campus belle of Dragon University.

"You stupid idiot, get out of the way. I don't have money to compensate you if I hit you."

Lu Fan instinctively took a step back. Liu Ruyan accelerated her Ferrari supercar, zipping past him. Lu Fan noticed another beautiful girl sitting in the passenger seat.

It wasn't until the Ferrari had driven far away that Lu Fan's thoughts returned to reality. He stared resentfully at the receding taillights, because that supercar was the one he had lost in a bet with Liu Ruyan.

"Let me think, what was the bet I lost the Ferrari over? Right... Liu Ruyan dragged me into comparing whose chest was bigger. Damn it, Liu Ruyan, you just wait."

Recalling the experience of betting with Liu Ruyan, Lu Fan felt like ten thousand crows were flying over his head. He couldn't help but slap himself twice.

"Oh my god! This idiot isn't just stupid; he's gone crazy now! He's even resorting to self-harm!"

"Everyone stay away from him. He might hurt himself, and who knows, maybe others too. He's an idiot, so hitting people won't even be illegal."

Lu Fan's face darkened at the startled cries from his classmates. He lowered his head and ran towards the cafeteria.

Even though I lost a bet to Liu Ruyan and owe her a Ferrari, that top beauty's headlights... are really big and white!

Arriving at the cafeteria, many students were already lining up for food.

Lu Fan ignored the strange looks from those around him and went straight to the front of the line at the serving window.

"I'm hungry, food!"

He subconsciously blurted out those four words, and only then did Lu Fan realize his actions were truly idiotic.

Facing his cutting in line, none of the students behind him had any complaints. They all looked as if they were used to it. Who would bother arguing with an idiot?

The middle-aged woman serving the food, her face full of flab, showed disgust when she saw Lu Fan. She casually grabbed a tray, scooped a spoonful of cabbage and rice, and handed it to him.