No anus?

"You idiot, take it and eat!"

Back then, Lu Fan would have taken his food tray and left without a word, but now that he had recovered his senses, he couldn't possibly endure such extreme humiliation.

Lu Fan remembered that his meal card was in this auntie's hand. His aunt deposited a lot of money into the meal card every month. The reason he gave her the card was because he was afraid his classmates would steal it.

His aunt was so afraid he would go hungry that she put more money into his meal card each month than any other student. Because of this, he could eat at any food stall in the cafeteria.

Thinking of this, Lu Fan instantly flew into a rage, grabbed the food tray in his hand, and smashed it directly against the glass of the food stall.

Instantly, cabbage and rice splattered all over the glass. The commotion attracted the attention of everyone in the entire cafeteria.

"My aunt deposits five thousand yuan for meals every month, and you give me this? Where's my meal card? Have you been embezzling money from me every month?"

Lu Fan's furious roar instantly drew everyone's attention. The auntie serving the food changed her expression. Suppressing her anger, she picked up the tray and served him another generous portion of food. This time, because it included meat, the portion was even larger than anyone else's.

"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. The money on your meal card has all been spent by you. It has nothing to do with me."

"You're talking nonsense. The ingredients at our school cost two yuan each, and a portion of rice is one yuan. You serve me this every day, so you must have pocketed the money."

The auntie serving the food never expected Lu Fan to be like a changed person today, stubbornly clinging to the issue. Her large face, which looked like a piece of well-cooked pork, suddenly felt a bit embarrassed.

"You stupid idiot, don't falsely accuse good people. If I were to embezzle your money, may my daughter-in-law give birth without an anus."

"You really didn't embezzle?"

Lu Fan's expression froze. He remembered his system's BUG and wondered if this statement counted as deceiving himself.

"Of course, I didn't embezzle. You eat whatever you want here for three meals a day, and you've used up all the money on your meal card."

"Oh! I believe you. So, I ate all the money on my meal card myself."

Lu Fan nodded seriously, picked up his food tray, and left. The main reason was that he was too hungry to hold on any longer. He hadn't eaten breakfast, and last night he had only had a bowl of congee and a few pickles.

The surrounding students who were watching were disappointed. They had already brought out their small stools and prepared their melon seeds, ready to enjoy the spectacular show of the idiot causing a scene in the cafeteria. But in the end, the idiot acted foolishly at the crucial moment and was easily fooled away with a single sentence.

Lu Fan casually found a seat. The surrounding students scattered as if he were a plague god, all moving away with a whoosh.

All the students knew that this idiot was not well-behaved when eating and often threw food everywhere. Who would dare to sit and eat with him?

Lu Fan didn't care what others thought. With food in front of him, he was too hungry to wait any longer. He picked up his chopsticks and started shoveling food into his mouth.

The auntie serving the food's phone rang. Seeing that it was her son calling, she didn't think much of it and casually pressed the speakerphone button, continuing to serve food while chatting with her son.

"What is it, son? Mom is busy right now."

"Mom, Xiao Yan gave birth… she gave birth!"

"What? Wasn't she only seven months?"

"The doctor said it was a premature birth, and… my son's organs are underdeveloped due to the premature birth. He didn't develop an anus at all. The doctor said he needs surgery to create one, otherwise, your grandson won't live past a month!"

"What?"

The auntie serving the food was stunned, and the ladle in her hand dropped to the floor.

The students outside the window were also stunned. Giving birth to a son without an anus? Did such a bizarre thing really exist in this world?

Even the other aunties serving food nearby were shocked and stopped what they were doing. Everyone stared at her blankly.

Lu Fan continued to eat, his expression dazed and foolish. His appearance once again drew the mockery of the surrounding students.

"He's so handsome and rich, but unfortunately, he's an idiot."

"Who says not? If he weren't an idiot, people would be willing to have his babies."

"Li Gang, can you stop saying such things while eating? You're a man, you're male, for crying out loud!"

"Tch, maybe he likes men?"

The burly man Li Gang, with his rough beard, made a delicate gesture with his fingers, his expression both rugged and charming, making the surrounding students nauseous.

"This is truly the greatest joke in the world. Just now, Auntie Li's son called. His daughter-in-law gave birth prematurely to a son, and he didn't have an anus."

"Probably because she's done too many bad things. Auntie Li serves food like she has Parkinson's every time, as if she wants to wring out all the oil from the dishes."

"That's why the students at school call her the 'Spin Dryer.' She probably wrings the water out of clothes too."

Hearing this, Lu Fan's body trembled. He remembered his "Never Be Deceived" system in his mind. His expression blanked as he checked the system panel in his mind.

Upon checking, he indeed found a difference.

Host: Lu Fan

Title: World's Biggest Idiot

Times Deceived: 2

Points Owned: 2

He clearly remembered that the data he saw by the roadside before was all zero. This meant that in the short time he had been eating, he had gained two points.

Recalling the experience just now, he instantly understood the trick.

"It seems Qin Shousheng and the auntie serving food both deceived me, which is why I gained two points. Then, because I have the 'Never Be Deceived' BUG, the oath Auntie Liu made to deceive me has come true."

Thinking of all this, Lu Fan's heart filled with excitement. His previous twenty years had been muddled and confused. After his parents died, all his inheritance was swindled away. His own sister turned against him. Only his aunt had always taken care of him wholeheartedly.

Now that he had regained his senses and possessed such a heaven-defying system, all those who had deceived him before, just you wait.

Lu Fan, who had devoured a plate of food in one go, was so full he kept burping. He got up to get another bowl of soup.

When he returned, he found a stunningly beautiful girl sitting opposite him. She was wearing a simple white dress, and her high ponytail made her neck look slender and long, like a swan's.

Her exquisite features were like a fairy from a painting, and her every eating motion was incredibly elegant and captivating.

The girl's seated figure was curvaceous, her ample chest like several large steamed buns stuffed in. The skin on her exposed arms was as white as milk. Just sitting there, she gave off an aura of radiance.

Lu Fan was slightly taken aback. He recognized this girl; in fact, everyone at Dragon University knew her.

She was Liu Mengran, Dragon University's number one campus belle, known alongside Liu Ruyan as the "Twin Wonders of the Liu Family."

Although Liu Mengran and Liu Ruyan shared the same surname, they didn't actually know each other. Moreover, since both were listed on the campus belle rankings, Liu Ruyan had always disliked Liu Mengran, whose fame overshadowed hers.

Lu Fan directly sat down opposite Liu Mengran, his eyes fixed on the university's top campus belle.

"As expected of the number one campus belle. Her skin, her face, her tiny waist, her... chest..."

As Lu Fan gazed, he started drooling. This scene was precisely what Liu Mengran saw.

A fool staring at her and drooling – no one would react well to that. Liu Mengran's phoenix eyes widened, and she glared at him angrily, full of shame and annoyance.

"You stupid idiot, what are you looking at? Get lost!"