What Does a Fool Need Shame For?

"Hmph, starve to death, you idiot!"

Zhu Yiqun only dared to talk big. If he were actually told to hit Lu Fan, he wouldn't dare.

Someone had attacked Lu Fan before, only to be sent away by Lu Fanghua the next day on charges of campus bullying. Not only had he lost his degree, but he had also ended up sewing in prison.

Lu Fan was the acknowledged fool. It was one thing for everyone to trick him now and then, but if anyone dared lay hands on him, that was a different matter entirely.

As a top student at Long University, beating up a fool would leave him in the wrong no matter how far the matter was escalated.

Seeing more and more people gathering to watch, Zhu Yiqun took out a tissue, wiped the rotten banana off his leather shoes, shut the car door, and prepared to leave.

Lu Fan glanced at the rotten banana on the ground, which looked like something out of a toilet, and suddenly remembered the skill he had just obtained: Wicked Finger.

Why not give it a try?

Lu Fan pointed at Zhu Yiqun and shouted in his mind, Wicked Finger—raving nonsense!

"Point at your mother, you damn fool!"

There was no change in Zhu Yiqun's expression, and disappointment appeared on Lu Fan's face. The Ferrari roared away with an earth-shaking burst of acceleration, only to slam on the brakes a few meters later.

The driver's door opened, and terrified screams from Zhu Yiqun and Liu Ruyan came from inside. The next second, Zhu Yiqun scrambled out of the Ferrari.

After rushing out, he pointed at Liu Ruyan in the car and launched into a vicious tirade.

"Liu Ruyan, you bitch! Do you really think you can enter a wealthy family and cross social classes with that face of yours? Keep dreaming!"

"Those people only got close to you to use your body to connect with top-tier rich heirs. You're nothing but a filthy cockroach in a toilet. You want to marry into wealth? Dream on!"

Zhu Yiqun paid no attention to Liu Ruyan's darkened face. Raising his head, he spotted a tall male student watching him as if he were a joke.

"Lei Guang, screw your grandfather! Aren't you just a little taller and stronger than everyone else? You've bullied me plenty of times, but I got my revenge too!"

"The last time you had diarrhea so badly you got dehydrated, it was because I put laxatives in your tea. How was it? Refreshing, wasn't it?"

"And you, Zhou Lili! You walk around with that sour face all day and keep tattling to the teachers. Those dead rats and cockroaches in your desk were all put there by me. Serves you right, bitch!"

The two people he pointed at stared in shock. The next second, fury flooded their faces, and they howled as they rushed over to beat him up.

Lei Guang in particular was already huge. One punch made Zhu Yiqun's face bloom with blood, and his nosebleed flew several meters away.

"Holy crap! This skill is... actually freaking effective! This is a god-tier skill!"

Lu Fan roared excitedly in his heart. He had thought this skill was utterly useless before. It seemed he had been too shallow.

If he used this on someone at a banquet in front of a huge crowd, the sheer thrill of it made him excited just thinking about it.

The spectators around them exploded into an uproar. Everyone held up their phones to film, while some especially shameless people even stepped forward to get close-up shots of Zhu Yiqun.

Lu Fan's whole face broke into a grin. His eyes rolled, and he walked straight over to Liu Ruyan.

"Top Campus Belle Liu!"

Liu Ruyan took two steps back in disgust and ignored Lu Fan's attempt to strike up a conversation.

"Oh, right. My Aunt has a close friend named Liu Xiaoyan. She runs a law firm and has more than thirty top lawyers working under her."

"Get lost, Lu Fan! Don't fucking talk to me, you disgusting thing!"

Liu Ruyan took another two steps back with a look of revulsion.

"Heh... Why didn't you find me disgusting when you were stripping in front of me back then?

Oh, right... I wasn't finished. My Aunt is preparing to contact Lawyer Liu Xiaoyan and sue you."

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"Especially people like you. You defrauded a fool of more than two million in cash and a Ferrari supercar worth over four million. I reckon you won't even need to graduate before you get to enjoy the benefits of being a civil servant for life."

"What did you say?"

Liu Ruyan's voice instantly rose several dozen decibels. Her eyes widened as she stared at Lu Fan in shock.

"Lu Fan, do you have no shame? You gave me those things willingly! You willingly transferred the car into my name too!"

"Sorry, I'm a fool. What does a fool need shame for? Legally, what you did is called fraud. You can ask one of your law student classmates! Ask them how many years someone would get for that much money.

Oh dear, I'm hungry again. Time to eat. This afternoon, I'll visit Xiaoyan Law Firm and give them all the records on my phone showing how I was scammed."

After saying that, Lu Fan held his head high and headed toward the cafeteria. Behind him, Liu Ruyan's pretty face instantly turned deathly pale.

If what Lu Fan had said was true, she really might not get out for the rest of her life.

After thinking with an ugly expression for a long time, Liu Ruyan finally took out her phone and contacted a male classmate studying law.

When the campus belle called, the male student became incredibly excited.

But when he heard Liu Ruyan's question, the other end of the line instantly fell silent.

"Li Kuan, say something! In my case, he transferred all that money to me willingly, and the car is already in my name. It has nothing to do with him anymore. Do I have to bear legal responsibility or not?"

"Classmate Liu Ruyan, this matter... is very serious. First, the money. Whether he gave it willingly or not, this kind of gratuitous gift itself does not comply with regulations. He has the right to take it back.

"Although the car has been transferred into your name, there's one point you can't overcome: Lu Fan is a fool. A fool has no independent decision-making capacity. Legally, this counts as malicious fraud.

"And it's malicious fraud of an extremely serious nature involving an enormous sum. If he really pursues liability through legal means, you definitely won't be getting out for the rest of your life.

"The laws of the Dragon Nation clearly state that the maximum sentence for fraud exceeding five million is life imprisonment. And that Xiaoyan Law Firm you mentioned is one of the top three law firms in the capital. To be honest, my professor wouldn't even dare go up against them in a case they accepted."

The words on the other end of the phone struck Liu Ruyan's head like thunder. Her delicate body trembled, and her phone fell to the ground without her even noticing.

"Life imprisonment... No... I'm still young and beautiful. I'm Long University's campus belle. I can't go to prison!"

Liu Ruyan hurriedly picked up the phone from the ground. The call was still connected.

"Li Kuan, you have to help me! I have no other way now. You study law, so you can help me, right? If you keep me from going to prison, I'm willing to be your girlfriend."

"Uh... Classmate Liu Ruyan, you think too highly of me. I really want a campus belle for a girlfriend, but I'm only a senior. I haven't even passed the bar yet.

"There's only one solution: don't let him sue you. Once he files suit, no lawyer you hire will be able to help. This case is a guaranteed loss."

"Right... I can't let Lu Fan sue me. I can find Lu Fan..."

A glimmer of hope appeared in Liu Ruyan's eyes. She did not even care about her supercar anymore and immediately ran after Lu Fan.

Lu Fan arrived at the cafeteria and, just like before, cut in line ahead of all the other students.

This time, Auntie Li no longer had her usual arrogance. Her face was pale, and she looked completely drained.

When she saw Lu Fan come over, she merely obediently piled his plate high with food. It was only after he carried his tray to a seat that he understood what had happened.

Auntie Li was usually sharp-tongued and mean, with an awful reputation. Whenever she served students, her hand would shake all the meat off and spin all the oil dry, earning her the nickname Human Spin Dryer.

Yesterday's incident about having no anus had spread throughout Long University and all the way to her hometown. Her husband had called and cursed her out, saying she never did anything good and spent all her time doing evil.

Now karma had come for her. All the retribution had fallen upon their innocent grandson, leaving her husband unable to hold his head up in their hometown.

The most common curse people used was, "Be careful doing too many bad things, or your child will be born without an asshole." No one had expected it to actually come true.

Auntie Li's husband was demanding a divorce. If she dared return home, he would beat her to death for being such a wicked woman.

That was why Auntie Li looked like this today. Even the hand she used to serve food was steadier than an old dog's. In other words, Lu Fan had unintentionally done the entire school a good deed!

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