First Lucky Draw

Lu Fan's points had now reached seven. With three more points, he could draw a prize. This guy continued to wander around campus, looking for his next victim... no, he meant, someone who would willingly fall into his trap.

Meanwhile, the three people who had happily pocketed two thousand yuan were laughing to the sky.

There's an idiom called "too pleased with oneself to think straight," another is "extreme joy begets sorrow," and yet another is "coincidence."

These three imbeciles huddled together, discussing which restaurant they should go to for a feast that evening.

Just as they stepped out of the school gate, a massive, fat pig suddenly leaped from a truck transporting live pigs.

The pig, having narrowly escaped the butcher's knife, naturally fled like a mad beast, startling pedestrians who scattered to avoid it. Some students from Dragon University, witnessing this scene, quickly retreated to a corner and took out their phones to record.

Seeing a live pig on the streets of Beijing was as rare as encountering your first love abroad.

The rampaging pig, Brother Pig, knocked over countless things, turning the street into chaos.

Just as the three tall brothers exited the school gate, Brother Pig, unable to stop, crashed directly into them. The trio instantly went flying, tumbling twice in the air before crashing heavily onto the ground.

"A pig? I got hit by a pig at the Dragon University gate?"

A ridiculous thought flashed through the minds of the three fallen men. The next second, intense pain surged through their bodies. They both felt as if their legs had snapped.

Turning their heads, their hearts sank to their stomachs. Their legs were clearly twisted. Even an idiot could tell they were broken.

After knocking over the three tall guys, Brother Pig also failed to stop, crashing into a large tree by the roadside. It kicked its legs a few times and then lay still.

A few minutes later, a high-definition video was posted on the Dragon University forum, instantly claiming the top spot and pushing aside the incidents involving Lu Fan and the Top Campus Belle Liu.

"Extra! Extra! Real-life Pig vs. Man, Man vs. Tree!"

"There's HD video evidence! The three stooges of the basketball team had their legs broken by a pig at the Dragon University gate, and all three were hit in the exact same synchronized pose!"

"And Brother Pig, after hitting the three of them, crashed into a tree and died. The three stooges of the basketball team have been sent to the ambulance, and Dragon University has a new legend that's hard to surpass."

The video instantly garnered over ten thousand views. Some students who were into self-media even edited it and posted it online.

The video immediately went viral.

Various bizarre comments were hailed as divine.

"Heaven did not give birth to me, the Three Stooges, but hitting pigs and trees brings me great joy!"

"Don't you see Brother Pig descending from the heavens, rushing to Dragon University and never returning!"

"Among three people walking, there must be one who can teach me!"

"In fact, the three of them stole Brother Pig's wife on a windy, moonlit night, so Brother Pig plotted revenge for his wife's honor. However, fearing worldly judgment, he had to commit suicide out of guilt! Is Brother Pig wrong for drawing his blade for love? Brother Pig's righteousness will be remembered for eternity!"

"You're all wrong. That pig was actually a female. The whole incident started because the three of them didn't pay for... so Piggy pursued them all the way to the Dragon University gate and unleashed her ultimate move."

Lu Fan wandered around campus for the entire morning, using himself as bait, and was finally tricked three more times, accumulating ten points.

"Host's points have reached ten. Would you like to draw a prize?"

The long-lost voice rang out again. Lu Fan was immediately excited. He had shouted in his mind several times before, but the system was like an idiot and didn't respond. It was even less reliable than when he himself was foolish.

If he couldn't see the system panel in his mind, he would have thought the system had found a new lover.

"Draw!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the first draw. This draw has won the ability 'Wicked Finger'! The host can enjoy another draw opportunity when their points reach thirty."

"What does that mean? Is it rewarding my finger with something that makes it... wicked?"

Lu Fan asked dumbfoundedly. Unfortunately, the system seemed to have gone home to find its mother, as no one answered.

If you can't find the book by its title, you can try searching for the author. Maybe the title has just been changed!

Lu Fan quickly checked the system panel in his mind. Looking at it, he indeed found something unusual.

Host: Lu Fan Title: World's Biggest Idiot Times Tricked: 10 Current Points: 10 Abilities/Skills: Wicked Finger (Note: Wicked Finger can be used three times daily. The host only needs to extend any finger towards the target and shout "Wicked Finger, crazy ramblings" in their mind. The target will uncontrollably spew out their darkest thoughts, including but not limited to swearing, singing off-key, or even screaming maniacally.)

After reading the description of Wicked Finger, Lu Fan was completely stunned.

So, this trash skill was actually a skill to control people's speech. System, dare you come out and spar? I'll unleash all these skills on you.

Also, wasn't the draw supposed to be every twenty points? How did it jump straight to thirty?

Lu Fan stood by the roadside, lost in thought, when a bright red Ferrari supercar suddenly screeched to a halt beside him.

"Lu, you big dummy, spacing out again?"

A taunting voice rang out. Lu Fan's consciousness returned to reality. He turned his head and immediately felt a surge of anger.

The Ferrari he had lost to Liu Ruyan was being driven by a tall, handsome guy, while Liu Ruyan sat in the passenger seat with a cold expression.

He recognized this guy. He was a second-generation rich kid from the capital with an average family background, always showing off at school.

The reason he and Liu Ruyan got together was because Liu Ruyan, that scheming woman, wanted to use his connections to access higher circles.

This guy had a bizarre name: Zhu Yiqun. Hope you guys who understood that can give me a round of applause.

Zhu Yiqun was a sycophantic lackey to the top second-generation rich kids in the capital, but he still had some capital to show off in front of ordinary people.

And Liu Ruyan, that scheming woman, meticulously planned to change her fate by crossing class boundaries. Thus, this pair of a slut and a scumbag was born.

Whenever Zhu Yiqun attended any high-end gatherings, he would usually bring Liu Ruyan along.

However, they weren't actually boyfriend and girlfriend. The inside story of this was something outsiders didn't know.

"I heard you, Lu Fan the big idiot, lent out a lot of money again today. Are you still hungry? How about you lick the sole of my shoe clean, and I'll reward you with a hundred to buy some food."

Zhu Yiqun opened the Ferrari door with a smug look, placing his left foot on the ground in front of Lu Fan.

Liu Ruyan, in the passenger seat, wore a pair of large sunglasses and couldn't even be bothered to turn her head towards them, as if looking at Lu Fan would make her lose two ounces of foundation.

Lu Fan forcibly suppressed the rage in his heart. He knew that if he lost his temper now, he would be at a disadvantage.

"So it's a bunch of pigs!"

Lu Fan chuckled foolishly, stomped hard on a rotten banana on the ground, and then stepped directly onto Zhu Yiqun's shiny leather shoes.

Lu Fan lifted his foot. Zhu Yiqun's leather shoe was smeared with brownish-yellow matter. The brown, rotten banana looked exactly like decaying Oreos, emitting a strong stench.

"Lu Fan, you... you're looking for death!"

Zhu Yiqun's old face turned beet red, like a pig's liver. He pulled the handbrake, ready to get out of the car.

"Yiqun, don't bother with this idiot. It's beneath you. And you, Lu Fan, don't talk to me again from now on."

"Okay, Top Campus Belle Liu!"

"You..."

Liu Ruyan gritted her teeth in anger, snorted coldly, and turned her head away.

This Ferrari was something she had tricked Lu Fan into giving her through her schemes. She shamelessly dragged Lu Fan into a comparison of who was bigger. Although she was taken advantage of a little by this idiot during the process, the result was that she owned this Ferrari supercar without spending a single cent.