First Draw

At that moment, Lu Fan's points had risen to seven. He only needed three more to draw a prize, so he continued wandering around campus in search of his next victim. No... it should have been someone who voluntarily took the bait.

Meanwhile, the three who had gotten two thousand yuan for free were laughing with their heads thrown back.

There was an idiom called getting carried away with success, another called extreme joy begets sorrow, and yet another called coincidence.

The three fools had their arms around each other as they discussed which restaurant to hit up for a feast that evening.

They had barely stepped out of the school gates when a huge fat pig suddenly jumped off a truck transporting live hogs.

Having finally escaped the butcher's knife, the pig naturally ran like mad. Startled pedestrians scattered in all directions, while some Dragon University students quickly hid in corners and pulled out their phones to record.

The odds of seeing a live pig on the streets of the capital were about as low as running into your first love while abroad.

The crazed Pig Bro had no idea how many things he knocked over, turning the street into total chaos.

Just as the three tall brothers stepped out of the school gates, Pig Bro failed to stop and slammed straight into them. The three were instantly knocked off their feet, flipping twice through the air before crashing heavily onto the ground.

"A pig? I got hit by a pig outside Dragon University's gates?"

A ridiculous thought flashed through the minds of the three men on the ground. The next second, intense pain swept through their bodies. It felt as though both of their legs had been snapped.

When they turned to look, their hearts sank completely. Their legs were visibly twisted. Even an idiot could tell they were definitely broken.

After knocking down the three tall men, Pig Bro still could not stop and rammed headfirst into a roadside tree. Its legs twitched once, and then it stopped moving.

A few minutes later, a high-definition video was posted on the Dragon University forum. It immediately shot to the top, even pushing down the incident involving Lu Fan and Top Campus Belle Liu.

"Extra, extra! A real-life case of people crashing into a pig, and the pig crashing into a tree!"

"High-definition video proof! The basketball team's three cheap punks got their legs broken by a pig outside Dragon University's gates, and the way all three of them got hit was so perfectly identical!"

"And after hitting the three of them, Pig Bro crashed straight into a tree and died. The basketball team's three cheap punks have already been taken away by ambulance. Dragon University now has another legendary tale that can never be surpassed."

The video instantly surpassed ten thousand views, and some classmates who ran self-media accounts even edited it and posted it online.

As soon as the video came out, it immediately went viral.

All sorts of bizarre comments were voted into the top replies.

"If heaven had not given us the three cheap punks, crashing into pigs and trees would truly be a joy!"

"Have you not seen Pig Bro descend from the heavens, charging into Dragon University never to return?"

"When three walk together, one must be my teacher!"

"The truth was that, on a windy and moonlit night, the three of them stole Pig Bro's wife. Thus, Pig Bro plotted his revenge and came to Dragon University to avenge his stolen wife.

"Yet, fearing the majesty of worldly customs, he had no choice but to commit suicide in remorse!

"What wrong had Pig Bro done by taking up the blade for love? Pig Bro's righteousness shall be remembered for eternity!"

"You're all wrong. That pig was actually female. The whole thing started because the three of them did that thing without paying, so Pig Sis chased them all the way to Dragon University's gates and unleashed her ultimate move."

Lu Fan wandered around campus all morning. Only after acting as bait himself and getting scammed three more times did he finally gather ten points.

"The host's points have reached ten. Would you like to draw a prize?"

The long-missed voice rang out again, and Lu Fan immediately became excited. He had shouted in his mind several times before, but the system had reacted like an idiot. It had been even less reliable than he was back when he had been stupid.

If he could not still see the system panel in his mind, he would have thought the system had found itself a new lover.

"Draw!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, on completing your first draw. You have drawn the ability Wicked Finger! When your points reach thirty next time, you may draw again."

"What does that mean? Don't tell me that touching something with my finger will make it lewd?"

Lu Fan asked in confusion, but unfortunately, the system had apparently gone home to find its mother. No one answered him at all.

Lu Fan hurriedly checked the system panel in his mind, and he really did spot something unusual.

Host: Lu Fan

Title: World's Biggest Idiot

Times Scammed: 10

Points Owned: 10

Ability Skill: Wicked Finger

(Note: Wicked Finger can be used three times per day. The host only needs to extend any finger and point it at the target, then shout *Wicked Finger* in their mind. The target will uncontrollably blurt out the darkest words in their heart, including but not limited to swearing, awkward singing, or even crazed screaming.)

After reading the description of Wicked Finger, Lu Fan was completely dumbfounded.

So this trash skill was actually a skill that controlled what people said? System, do you dare come out and fight me? I'll throw this skill on you nonstop.

And weren't draws supposed to cost twenty points each? Why the hell had it jumped straight to thirty?

Lu Fan stood by the roadside in a daze when a bright red Ferrari supercar suddenly screeched to a stop beside him.

"Is Big Idiot Lu spacing out again?"

A teasing voice rang out, bringing Lu Fan's awareness back to reality. When he turned his head, he was instantly furious.

The Ferrari he had lost to Liu Ruyan was actually being driven by a tall, handsome guy, while Liu Ruyan sat coldly in the passenger seat.

He knew this guy. He was considered a second-generation rich kid from a fairly ordinary family in the capital, and he spent all day showing off around school.

The reason he and Liu Ruyan had gotten together was because that scheming woman wanted to use his connections to access a higher social circle.

This guy had a bizarre name: Zhu Yiqun. Those who got it, please applaud.

Before the capital's top second-generation rich kids, Zhu Yiqun was nothing but a groveling lackey. But in front of ordinary people, he still had some capital to show off.

And Liu Ruyan had painstakingly sought to change her fate by crossing social classes, so this shameless pair was born.

Whenever Zhu Yiqun attended some high-end gathering, he would usually bring Liu Ruyan along.

However, the two were not boyfriend and girlfriend. Outsiders had no idea what went on behind the scenes.

"I heard Big Idiot Lu lent out quite a bit of money again today. Do you even have money left to eat? How about you lick my shoe clean? I'll reward you with a hundred yuan to buy something tasty."

With a smug expression, Zhu Yiqun opened the Ferrari's door and stretched out his left foot, placing it on the ground before Lu Fan.

Liu Ruyan, seated in the passenger seat, wore oversized sunglasses. She could not even be bothered to turn her face in his direction, as though looking at Lu Fan once would make her lose a pound of foundation.

Lu Fan forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart. He knew that if he lost his temper now, he would be lowering himself to their level.

"So it's a bunch of pigs!"

Lu Fan gave a foolish grin, crushed a rotten banana on the ground beneath his shoe, then stepped directly onto Zhu Yiqun's shiny leather shoe.

Lu Fan lifted his foot. Zhu Yiqun's shoe was smeared with a brownish-yellow substance. The brownish-yellow rotten banana looked just like spoiled shit and gave off a powerful stench.

"Lu Fan, you... you're courting death!"

Zhu Yiqun's face instantly turned liver-red. He pulled up the handbrake and was about to get out of the car.

"Yiqun, don't bother with this idiot. That would only lower your status. And you, Lu Fan, don't speak to me again from now on."

"Of course, Top Campus Belle Liu!"

"You..."

Liu Ruyan gritted her teeth in fury, snorted coldly, and turned her head away.

This Ferrari was the one she had used tricks and schemes to swindle from him. She had shamelessly dragged Lu Fan into competing over who was bigger. Although that idiot had taken some advantage of her during the process, the end result was that she had obtained this Ferrari supercar without spending a single cent.