Who's a Normal Person Streaming Food Delivery

The doorbell rang, and Lu Fan immediately remembered he had ordered takeout. He jumped out of bed and rushed to the door, failing to notice the small hand Liu Ruyan had extended behind him.

"Lu Fan, you're not dressed yet..."

Unfortunately, Lu Fan, caught up in his excitement, had already rushed out of the bedroom and opened the door.

"Ah! Pervert!"

A young female delivery rider, with a phone fixed to her shoulder, shrieked and shyly covered her face.

Lu Fan's old face flushed with embarrassment. He finally remembered he was completely naked. He waved his hand, grabbed a scarf from a nearby rack—one of Liu Ruyan's—and draped it around himself.

"Oh, beautiful lady, I'm so sorry! I was in a hurry to get my takeout, my apologies!"

"You're crazy! Oh no, my stream... it's ruined, you crazy person, you got my stream banned!"

"Stre... stream? I was just broadcasted live?"

Lu Fan's expression was priceless. He craned his neck to look, and the delivery rider's live stream channel had over three thousand viewers. However, the screen was now black, clearly indicating the stream had been banned.

Seeing this, an inexplicable rage surged through Lu Fan. He pointed at the female delivery rider and started yelling:

"You're the crazy one! Not doing your delivery properly, not streaming properly, what kind of live-streaming delivery person are you? I hope you step in dog poop and fall to your death later!"

"You, a young female delivery rider, dressing like that, are you trying to do that suggestive uniform thing? You deserve to have your stream banned, permanently, so you can't show off anymore."

Lu Fan, his face dark, snatched the plastic bag from the delivery rider's hand and slammed the door shut.

The delivery rider's face fell. As the door closed, she yelled back:

"Why don't you get hit by a truck, you moron!"

"Hehehe..."

Inside the room, wrapped in a bedsheet, Liu Ruyan saw Lu Fan's embarrassing display and felt an inexplicable sense of joy. She couldn't help but cover her mouth and giggle.

"Laugh all you want! Hurry up and come eat, you need energy to work after you're full."

"Ah!"

Liu Ruyan gasped. Lu Fan's words instantly turned her face pale with fear. Thinking this idiot was going to bully her again, tears welled up in her eyes.

Liu Ruyan was naturally a sexy, cold, and proud goddess. Now, with tears streaming down her face, she looked so pitiable that one couldn't help but want to hold her close and cherish her.

Lu Fan also realized he had gone a bit too far. Although this woman was cunning and liked to scheme, she had ultimately given him her most precious self.

"Alright, come and eat. You worked hard just now, eat more to recover. At worst, I'll take it a bit easier on you later!"

Lu Fan's voice softened. Liu Ruyan wiped her tears, got up to get dressed, and then sat opposite Lu Fan, devouring the food in front of her.

Lu Fan threw on one of Liu Ruyan's bathrobes. It looked a bit mismatched, but at least it covered his naked body.

Otherwise, if someone else came, he'd be embarrassed again.

Lu Fan thought about his impromptu nude show in front of three thousand viewers and felt disgusted, as if he had eaten feces. His twenty years of purity! No... his purity was given to Liu Mengran yesterday.

"Forget it, it happened. Thinking too much is useless. Hopefully, no one recorded the stream just now!"

Lu Fan comforted himself and pulled Liu Ruyan, who had gotten dressed, to sit down and start eating.

The takeout he ordered was a luxurious seafood feast. Even someone of Liu Ruyan's standing couldn't afford such a meal every day.

Added to the fact that she was indeed exhausted from earlier, she couldn't stop eating once she started.

Lu Fan finished eating and sat there drinking iced beer. Although May wasn't scorching hot yet, there was a hint of warmth. Eating some barbecue, drinking a small beer, and admiring the campus belle in front of him, Lu Fan suddenly felt that his current life was incredibly wonderful.

As he thought, Lu Fan unconsciously wore a silly smile again. Liu Ruyan felt a jolt in her heart. She thought that now that this guy was full and satisfied, he was probably thinking of some wicked idea to mess with her. Her body instinctively moved aside.

Lu Fan raised an eyebrow and glared at her unhappily.

"What are you dodging for? This room is only this big, are you going to dodge out the window?"

"Lu Fan, you... aren't all men the same? When you see a pretty girl, all you think about is getting into bed."

"Nonsense!"

Lu Fan slammed the table, his eyes wide as he glared at Liu Ruyan, feeling his dignity had been severely insulted.

"Liu Ruyan, how can you compare me to them? They see you and want to get into bed with you, but I'm different!"

"I'm not picky about location, I can accept anywhere."

Lu Fan's words left Liu Ruyan speechless. She rolled her eyes and glared at him. You are truly shameless!

A pleasant ringtone sounded. Liu Ruyan glanced at her phone, and her expression instantly became tense. She guiltily glanced at Lu Fan and quickly muted her phone.

How could such a move escape Lu Fan's notice? He instantly guessed who was calling.

"Is it a bunch of pigs calling?"

"Uh... his name is Zhu Yiqun."

Liu Ruyan knew she couldn't hide it and admitted it straightforwardly.

"Your name isn't important, it's all the same! From now on, you're cutting ties with that pigsty of a group and forbidden from attending those so-called high-society banquets."

"What you call high-society banquets, I see as a cesspool of deceitful men and treacherous women. Which true elite would constantly hang around such places?"

"They host these so-called elite banquets actually to lure girls like you who want to climb the social ladder. You've been to so many of these events, have you ever seen a single girl succeed in climbing it?"

"Don't be naive!"

Liu Ruyan was stunned. Lu Fan's words weren't profound, but his last sentence struck her like lightning, waking her up.

Thinking back, she had attended so many banquets, even coming close to losing herself more than once. She had seen many girls with the same ambitions as her, but she had never heard of or seen any girl successfully climb the social ladder.

"Was I really too naive?"

Liu Ruyan began to doubt her worldview.

Seeing Liu Ruyan's phone flashing with an incoming call, Lu Fan reached out, took the phone, and directly pressed the answer button. Liu Ruyan tried to stop him, but it was too late.

"Ruyan, why aren't you answering my calls? I've been waiting for you for almost two hours. Young Master Feng specifically asked for you tonight."

"If you stand him up tonight, neither of us will be able to mix in this circle anymore!"

"Young Master Feng just threw a tantrum and insisted I contact you."

As soon as the call connected, Zhu Yiqun's anxious roar came through.

Lu Fan disdainfully picked at his ear, moving the phone away.

After Zhu Yiqun finished speaking, he brought the phone back to his ear.