Seven Brothers of Gourd

"I'm very curious, Zhu Yiqun. You put on a shit-spraying performance in front of hundreds of Long University students today. Has it stopped yet?"

Lu Fan had asked a very serious question. He really was curious how long his Wicked Finger could last.

But the moment Zhu Yiqun heard Lu Fan's voice, he exploded.

"Lu... Fan! You fucking idiot, Lu Fan! Why do you have Ruyan's phone?"

"Correct answer, but unfortunately, there's no prize. I regret to inform you, Zhu Yiqun, that Liu Ruyan is cutting ties with you from today onward. I'll block your number and WeChat later."

"You stupid idiot! What right do you have to decide for Liu Ruyan? You stole Ruyan's phone, you idiot! Be careful or I'll call the police and have you arrested!"

Zhu Yiqun still had not realized what was happening and continued shouting arrogantly.

"Tch! Listen up, Zhu Yiqun. Liu Ruyan suddenly saw the light today and realized that I, Lu Fan, am the most handsome and greatest man in the world. She has already offered herself to me willingly. The two of us are sleeping together in her apartment right now."

As Lu Fan said this, Liu Ruyan beside him was utterly speechless.

How could someone be this shameless? Fine, you shameless bastard, brag about yourself all you want, but you even twisted your threats against me into me willingly offering myself to you. God, please send down a bolt of lightning and strike this bastard dead!

"You stupid idiot, you're full of shit!"

"Don't believe me? Come on, babe, say something!"

Determined to piss him off without paying for it, Lu Fan switched the phone to speaker mode.

Liu Ruyan pursed her lips and hesitated for several seconds before finally resigning herself to speaking.

"Yiqun, everything Lu Fan said is true. We shouldn't contact each other anymore."

"From today on, I belong to Lu Fan. Goodbye!"

Liu Ruyan reached out to hang up, but Zhu Yiqun's disbelieving roar came through the phone.

"Ruyan, I don't believe it! Your dream is to marry into a top-tier wealthy family, and you're so close to succeeding. How could you possibly give up? Young Master Feng is already furious. I'll bring him to find you right now!"

Liu Ruyan hung up the moment his final word came out and frowned at Lu Fan across from her.

"Lu Fan, since Zhu Yiqun said he's bringing Young Master Feng to find me, they'll definitely be here within fifteen minutes at most!"

"Are you worried about me?"

Smiling, Lu Fan reached out and lightly lifted Liu Ruyan's chin with a finger. This woman really was beautiful. Her face and skin were prettier than any of those big-name actresses he had seen on television.

Liu Ruyan did not dare resist his teasing and could only close her eyes in humiliation.

That posture instead made her look just like a girl asking for a kiss. Lu Fan unceremoniously wrapped an arm around her neck and leaned in to kiss her...

"Lu Fan, don't... Zhu Yiqun and the others will definitely come. Especially Young Master Feng. He's been obsessed with me lately, and he'll definitely find this place."

Blushing, Liu Ruyan stopped Lu Fan's wandering hand. Lu Fan withdrew his hand, held it to his nose, and took a deep, intoxicated sniff.

"You performed pretty well. Come on, let's go back to the school dorms. My apartment isn't any worse than yours!"

Lu Fan stood up and started getting dressed. Liu Ruyan pursed her lips, turned around, and went back into the room to change into a short skirt. Her pair of long, slender legs were especially eye-catching.

She could no longer break free from Lu Fan's control. Only by obeying him could she survive more comfortably.

Unless Lu Fan got tired of playing with her and drove her away, she would not regain her freedom.

Liu Ruyan had completely accepted it by now. Someone had once said that life was like being raped—if you could not resist, you might as well close your eyes and try to enjoy it.

Seeing Liu Ruyan's youthful, gorgeous, captivating appearance, Lu Fan could not help whistling, earning a fierce eye-roll from her.

The two opened the door, linked arms, and stepped into the elevator. Just as they entered the underground garage, four flashy supercars suddenly screeched to a stop side by side in front of them.

Liu Ruyan's expression changed, and a trace of fear flashed across her face. She could not afford to offend any of these people, and there were so many of them that Lu Fan would probably suffer.

Honestly, she would be quite happy if Lu Fan got beaten up. But if he took all his anger out on her afterward, that was what truly worried her.

"Lu Fan, run! There are too many of them..."

To her surprise, Lu Fan merely grinned foolishly at the eight people getting out of the cars, with no intention of running at all.

"Relax. They're just a few pieces of trash. I don't take them seriously."

Lu Fan was actually a little nervous too. But he had just taken in this woman, and if he ran away in such a pathetic manner after doing something so disgraceful...

It was not as if he had no trump cards. He had only used Wicked Finger once today. He still had two uses left—wouldn't it be a waste not to use them?

Lu Fan reached out and pushed Liu Ruyan behind him, then put on a calm front as he stared directly at the eight young men closing in. Their hostile looks only made him feel even less confident.

Liu Ruyan stared blankly at Lu Fan's back. This idiot was actually standing in front of her to face eight people. At that moment, she suddenly found him much more pleasing to the eye.

"Ruyan, you... you're really with this idiot!"

Zhu Yiqun's face in the crowd was still somewhat pale. His sunken dark circles made him look as though he had not slept for days. He pointed at Liu Ruyan and roared in disbelief.

Especially the blond-haired young man standing beside him—his face had gone black as the bottom of a pot.

The young man's suspicious gaze locked onto Lu Fan. Then his eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had remembered something.

"You're that idiot Lu Fan from the Lu Clan?"

"And who are you?"

Lu Fan glanced at him. Unfortunately, even after searching through the memories in his mind, he could not find any information about this person.

"Hahaha... So you're the one who dared steal my woman. Turns out you're this idiot."

"Back when your Lu Clan was flourishing, I could only watch you from afar. Now your Lu Clan has fallen apart, and your parents died early. It really isn't easy for an idiot like you to have survived this long."

"Damn it, a dead idiot like you actually dared steal my woman."

"And you too, Liu Ruyan. I overestimated you. Of all people, you chose an idiot. Could it be that you've recently gotten into role-playing and are raising this idiot as your son? Hahaha..."

Young Master Feng pointed arrogantly at Lu Fan and Liu Ruyan as he laughed wildly. The surrounding young people clearly followed his lead and joined in the laughter.

"What the fuck are you laughing at? Look at your hair, all dyed in different colors. You look like the Seven Brothers of Gourd."

"Especially you. Stop looking around—I mean you, you idiot. You look like some disgusting cross between a pig kidney and a ram's dick, and you still dare set your sights on my girl!"

"With a face like yours, you wouldn't even need makeup if you went out on Ghost Festival. You could just play a ghost as yourself."

"You're that ugly and still dare go outside. Who gave you that confidence?"

Lu Fan pointed at Young Master Feng, who had been laughing the loudest, and unleashed a barrage of insults. Everyone present was instantly stunned.

Liu Ruyan in particular looked completely dumbfounded. They had eight people—had this bastard's brain malfunctioned again?

At a time like this, instead of acting submissive, he actually dared provoke them. Wasn't he asking to be beaten up?

"You... dared curse at me?"

Young Master Feng was somewhat dumbfounded as well. There were eight of them on his side, but then he remembered that this guy was an idiot and accepted it. Could anyone expect an idiot to do anything normal?