Seven Brothers of Gourd

"A bunch of pigs, I'm really curious if your performance of spraying shit in front of hundreds of classmates at Dragon University today will stop."

Lu Fan's question was originally very serious and earnest; he was indeed curious about how long his Wicked Finger would last.

But as soon as Zhu Yiqun heard Lu Fan's voice, he exploded.

"Lu... Fan! You're the idiot Lu Fan, why are you holding Ruyan's phone?"

"Correct answer, but unfortunately no reward. I regret to inform you, bunch of pigs, that Liu Ruyan is cutting ties with you starting today. I'll block your number and WeChat later."

"You damn idiot, who gave you the right to make decisions for Liu Ruyan? You idiot, you stole Ruyan's phone, I'll call the police and have you arrested!"

Zhu Yiqun on the other end hadn't realized what was happening and was still shouting arrogantly.

"Tch! Bunch of pigs, listen carefully. Liu Ruyan suddenly had a moment of clarity today and realized that I, Lu Fan, am the most handsome and greatest man in this world. She has willingly given herself to me, and we are sleeping together in her apartment right now."

As Lu Fan said this, Liu Ruyan, standing beside him, looked utterly speechless.

How can someone be this shameless? It's one thing for you to boast shamelessly, but you're twisting the situation where you threatened me into me willingly giving myself to you. Heavens, strike this scoundrel down with lightning!

"You damn idiot, you're talking nonsense!"

"Don't believe me? Come on, baby, say something!"

Lu Fan, with the attitude of angering people to death without paying with his life, turned on the speakerphone.

Liu Ruyan pursed her lips and hesitated for a few seconds before resignedly speaking:

"Yiqun, what Lu Fan said is true. We shouldn't contact each other anymore!"

"From today onwards, I am Lu Fan's person. Goodbye!"

Liu Ruyan reached out to hang up the phone, but Zhu Yiqun's incredulous roar came from the other end.

"Ruyan, I don't believe it. Your dream is to marry into a top-tier wealthy family. You're on the verge of success, how could you give up? Young Master Feng is already furious. I'm bringing him to find you right now!"

Liu Ruyan hung up the phone as he uttered his last word and frowned as she looked at Lu Fan opposite her.

"Lu Fan, since Zhu Yiqun said he's bringing Young Master Feng to find me, they'll be here in at most ten minutes!"

"Are you worried about me?"

Lu Fan smiled and playfully lifted Liu Ruyan's chin with his finger. This woman was indeed beautiful; her face and skin were even prettier than the big stars he'd seen on TV.

Liu Ruyan didn't dare to resist his teasing and could only close her eyes in humiliation.

This posture, however, made her look like a woman asking for a kiss. Lu Fan unceremoniously wrapped his arm around her neck and lunged forward with his lips...

"Lu Fan, don't... Zhu Yiqun and the others will definitely come, especially that Young Master Feng. He's been obsessed with me lately; he'll definitely find this place."

Liu Ruyan, blushing, stopped Lu Fan's mischievous hand. Lu Fan withdrew his hand, brought it to his nose, and inhaled deeply with infatuation.

"You performed well. Let's go back to the school dorm. My apartment isn't any worse than yours!"

Lu Fan stood up and started putting on his clothes. Liu Ruyan pursed her lips and turned back into the room to change into a short skirt, her long, slender legs very striking.

It was now impossible for her to escape Lu Fan's control. Only by obeying Lu Fan could she survive better.

Unless Lu Fan got tired of her and kicked her out, she could gain her freedom.

Liu Ruyan had completely come to terms with it now. Someone once said that life is like enduring hardship; since you can't resist, you might as well close your eyes and try to enjoy it.

Looking at the young and beautiful Liu Ruyan, Lu Fan couldn't help but whistle, which earned him a big eye-roll from Liu Ruyan.

The two pushed open the door, linked arms, and stepped into the elevator. Just as they entered the parking garage, four flashy supercars screeched to a halt, stopping side-by-side in front of them.

Liu Ruyan's expression changed, a hint of fear flashing across her face. She couldn't afford to offend any of these people, and with so many of them, Lu Fan was likely to be at a disadvantage.

To be honest, she would be quite happy if Lu Fan got beaten up, but she was worried about what would happen afterward if Lu Fan took all his anger out on her.

"Lu Fan, run! There are too many of them..."

To her surprise, Lu Fan looked at the eight people getting out of the cars with a silly grin, showing no intention of escaping at all.

"Don't worry, they're just a few pieces of trash. I don't even have them in my sights!"

Lu Fan was actually a little nervous, but running away embarrassingly in front of the woman he had just "conquered" was something he couldn't do.

He wasn't without his trump cards. He had only used his Wicked Finger once today, and there were still two uses left. It would be a waste not to use them.

Lu Fan pushed Liu Ruyan behind him and, feigning calmness, stared directly at the eight young men surrounding them. Their gazes were clearly hostile, which made him even more uncertain.

Liu Ruyan stared blankly at Lu Fan's back. This idiot was actually standing in front of her to face eight people. At this moment, she suddenly felt that Lu Fan looked much more pleasing to the eye.

"Ruyan, you... you're actually with this idiot!"

Zhu Yiqun, among the crowd, still had a pale complexion, with dark circles under his eyes as if he hadn't slept for days. He pointed at Liu Ruyan in disbelief and roared.

Especially the blond-haired young man standing next to him, his face had turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

The young man's gaze locked onto Lu Fan with confusion. Suddenly, his eyes lit up as if he remembered something.

"You're that idiot Lu Fan from the Lu Clan?"

"And who are you?"

Lu Fan glanced at the guy, but after searching his memory, he couldn't find any information about this person.

"Hahaha... I was wondering who dared to snatch this young master's woman. Turns out it's you, you idiot."

"Back when your Lu Clan was at its peak, I could only watch you from afar. Now that your Lu Clan is in pieces and your parents died early, it's truly not easy for you, you idiot, to have survived this long."

"Damn it, a dead idiot dares to steal this young master's woman."

"And you, Liu Ruyan, I overestimated you. Who else would you choose but an idiot? Don't tell me you've been into role-playing lately, raising this idiot like a son? Hahaha..."

Young Master Feng pointed at Lu Fan and Liu Ruyan, laughing wildly. The surrounding youths clearly followed his lead and joined in the laughter.

"Laughing at your mom! Look at all of you, your hair dyed in all sorts of colors, like the Seven Brothers of Gourd."

"Especially you, stop staring, I'm talking about you, you idiot. You look like a cross between a pig's kidney and a sheep's penis, and you have the nerve to have eyes for my girl!"

"With your looks, you don't need makeup to go out on Ghost Festival, you can just be yourself."

"Who gave you the confidence to go out looking like that?"

Lu Fan pointed at Young Master Feng, who was laughing the loudest, and unleashed a torrent of insults. This scene completely stunned everyone present.

Liu Ruyan, in particular, looked dumbfounded. There were eight of them, had he lost his mind again?

At this moment, he wasn't pretending to be a coward and was actually provoking them. Wasn't he just asking for a beating?!

"You... you dare to curse me?"

Young Master Feng was also a bit stunned. He had eight people on his side, but then he remembered this guy was an idiot and felt relieved. Could you expect an idiot to do something normal?