Tricked Ten Thousand Times, Awakens the Never-Be-Tricked System
Chapter 23

My Family's Pigs Couldn't Eat This Much

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Early the next morning, Liu Ruyan dragged her exhausted body out of bed. Not everyone could skip class and sleep until they woke naturally like Lu Fan.

Liu Ruyan glanced at Lu Fan's indecent sleeping posture on the bed, irritably scratched her hair, then threw back the covers and started looking for her clothes.

Same scene, different time. Yesterday morning, Liu Mengran had limped out of this apartment; today, Liu Ruyan stepped out the door in the same posture.

After escaping the explosive diarrhea scene last night, Liu Ruyan had opened the Ferrari's windows and driven at a hundred kilometers per hour before finally clearing out the stench inside.

Then they returned to Lu Fan's apartment.

Lu Fan did not get up until noon, climbing out of bed looking rosy and refreshed. After washing up, he headed to the cafeteria for lunch.

Just as he turned around carrying a tray piled high with food, Lu Fan spotted Liu Mengran walking into the cafeteria with her roommates.

Lu Fan's eyes lit up, and he eagerly hurried over.

Liu Mengran clearly noticed him approaching. Her little face instantly flushed red, and she shot him a fierce glare, signaling him not to come over.

Lu Fan completely ignored the goddess's warning and forced his way right in front of Liu Mengran.

"Baby, having lunch? What do you want? I'll get it for you!"

"Ah! Lu Fan, you bastard! What are you yelling for in front of so many people? That's so embarrassing..."

Liu Mengran's face turned bright red at once. She wanted to turn around and flee, but if she missed the meal time, there would be nothing left to eat. She could only blush as she avoided Lu Fan and went to line up for food.

"Mengran, take my tray and sit over there for a moment. I'll get your food!"

Liu Mengran had given herself to him the day before yesterday, and she probably had not even recovered yet. How could Lu Fan miss such a chance to show off?

He stuffed the tray loaded with all kinds of meat into Liu Mengran's hands, then turned and went straight to the very front of one of the serving windows.

"Food!"

Everyone had long since become used to Lu Fan cutting in line.

Holding his tray, Liu Mengran sat in a corner of the cafeteria with a guilty blush on her face.

"It's you again, idiot. Didn't you just get food?"

The cafeteria auntie glared at Lu Fan unhappily, with no intention of serving him.

Lu Fan had plenty of ways to deal with people like her.

"I'm getting food for my Aunt. What, you got a problem with that?"

"It doesn't matter who it's for. Your meal card can only be used once per meal. Wait, you said it was for who...?"

Only then did the cafeteria auntie realize that this idiot's Aunt was the president of Long University. Who would dare make things difficult for him when he was getting food for the president?

"Should I call Aunt and have a little chat about your sanitation rectification issues? And your food procurement standards, code of conduct issues..."

"Don't... I'll serve you whatever you want!"

The cafeteria auntie's face darkened, and she hurriedly begged in a low voice.

Lu Fan used this move every time, and yet it was the one thing that worked best on them. One word from the president, and their cafeteria window would probably be shut down for renovation and inspection.

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After all, finding fault with the cafeteria was ridiculously easy. There were loopholes everywhere with just a casual point.

Lu Fan did not argue with her. He pointed at the whole pile of meat dishes and had every one of them served. When the tray could no longer hold any more, he asked for a small basin and forcibly filled it to the brim.

As they watched Lu Fan leave carrying a basin full of food, the students in line behind him all wore envious expressions.

"Having an Aunt who's the university president is great. Why wasn't I born with such good luck?"

"Exactly. Too bad nothing in life is perfect. This idiot was born into a good family, but he doesn't have a good fate. His brain is completely messed up."

Lu Fan came over to Liu Mengran and set both the tray and the basin of meat dishes in front of her. Liu Mengran stared blankly at the basin overflowing with all kinds of meat.

"Lu Fan, are you trying to stuff me to death? I'm just an ordinary girl. Even the pigs my family raises couldn't eat this much, okay?"

Lu Fan knew he had gotten too much food, but then his eyes shifted and he saw Liu Mengran's three roommates walking over with their trays. An idea immediately came to him.

"Mengran Baby, if you can't finish it, let your roommates help. It doesn't cost me anything no matter how much food I get. Everyone can eat together so it won't go to waste. If it's not enough, I'll get more!"

Liu Mengran glanced at her three roommates sitting down beside her and rolled her eyes at him, which counted as agreeing to his suggestion.

Though the three girls were not as pretty as Liu Mengran, they were all youthful and attractive, with lively personalities. They immediately started picking meat from Liu Mengran's basin without any politeness.

The three girls' gazes kept moving between Liu Mengran and Lu Fan. They shared a dorm with Liu Mengran, so naturally they knew about the changes in her better than anyone.

Liu Mengran had suddenly acquired a pile of expensive clothes, shoes, and bags. How could they not guess something was going on?

But even if they racked their brains, they never could have imagined that Liu Mengran's boyfriend would be Lu Fan, that idiot.

One was Long University's Number One Campus Belle, while the other was Long University's most famous figure and biggest fool. Two such extremes had somehow ended up together.

Lu Fan did not care about the looks from Liu Mengran's roommates. His gaze remained fixed on Liu Mengran's pure, clear, elegant, breathtakingly beautiful face. He took one look, then one bite of food, as though her stunning beauty was the finest accompaniment to a meal.

"Lu Fan, you bastard, stop staring at me!"

Unable to endure his gaze any longer, Liu Mengran kicked him under the table in embarrassment and irritation. Only then did Lu Fan restrain himself a little.

"Mengran, let's have dinner together tonight! I'll take you for seafood barbecue!"

"No. I have to study late tonight!"

Liu Mengran was not a three-year-old child. How could she not understand that if she ate, she would have to repay him with her body? She was still feeling unwell, so how could she dare go out just to satisfy her cravings?

"Hehe... You need a balance between work and rest. Bring your three roommates too. The seafood in East City is all shipped from Tianjin Port, so it's fresh!"

Lu Fan's words instantly made Liu Mengran's three roommates' eyes light up with excitement. They all came from ordinary families. With their little monthly living expenses, how could they bear to eat a seafood feast?

Besides, this was the capital. A seafood meal could easily cost over a thousand yuan, far beyond what students like them could afford.

Now that there was a free seafood barbecue feast waiting for them, of course they were thrilled. The three girls immediately looked at Liu Mengran with pleading expressions.

"That's right, Mengran. Your grades are already so good, what do you need to study for? Let's go eat something delicious tonight. It won't be too late to study tomorrow!"

"Mengran, it's not that I'm greedy. I haven't had a seafood feast in two years. Okay, stop looking at me like that. I really am greedy and craving it!"

"Seafood feast! Seafood feast!"

Liu Mengran glared hatefully at her three roommates. All you can think about is the seafood feast. After eating and drinking your fill, you'll go back to the dorm to sleep, while I'll have to repay him with my body. So I'm the one who has to suffer while you only get to enjoy the food.

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