Crying Myself to Sleep in the Bathroom

Just like that, Lu Fan bribed three traitors with a seafood feast.

After the meal, Lu Fan wanted to invite Liu Mengran back to his dorm for some intimacy. Heaven knows, he really just wanted to be intimate.

However, Liu Mengran guarded him like a thief and directly dragged her three roommates back to their dorm.

She wasn't some naive little girl. Men's words were deceitful ghosts, even if this man was an idiot.

She had been too naive the day before yesterday and fallen into Lu Fan's clutches. Learning from experience, how could she fall for the same trick twice?

Lu Fan, with nothing to do, his eyes rolled, his signature foolish grin reappeared on his face, and he began his point-grinding journey.

In a few days, he would start suing those who had scammed him. Before this incident exploded, he should quickly grind more points; that was the right way to go.

As expected, watching Dragon University's Number One Idiot sitting in a chair playing on his phone, several Shirozous immediately delivered themselves into the tiger's mouth.

"Idiot, do you have money or not?"

Lu Fan looked up, happily gazing at the two prey that had delivered themselves.

To the two classmates, his smile was the standard smile of an imbecile.

"No... no money. My Aunt told me not to talk about having money."

"Hahaha..."

The two boys exchanged glances and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

After laughing, they instantly put on a sad act, pitifully squatting in front of Lu Fan.

"Classmate Lu Fan, I'm so pitiful. I studied diligently for over a decade just to get into Dragon University."

"My parents worry themselves sick providing for my education. I also have a younger sister in high school, and a pair of elderly parents in the countryside who need support. Can you imagine the pressure?"

As the boy spoke, he pinched his thigh hard, forcing out a tear.

This move shocked his companion. It was a real shame he didn't join the acting department with such a performance level.

Seeing Lu Fan's foolish smile unmoved, the boy could only continue his act.

"My parents farm and raise sheep in our rural hometown to support my studies. Just this morning, our sheep pen suddenly collapsed, and half of the dozens of sheep were crushed to death. My parents have cried themselves unconscious in the toilet."

"When I received this news, I felt like the sky had fallen. I have to pay tuition for the next semester soon. The death of those sheep has ruined my future!"

At this point, the boy actually started crying on the chair next to Lu Fan, leaving his companion stunned.

"Uh... why did your parents cry themselves unconscious in the toilet? Not in the sheep pen? Don't tell me... they were sad because the poop in your toilet was lost?"

Lu Fan asked this shocking question with a serious expression, leaving the crying guy bewildered.

It was just a casual remark, why did he care if they cried in the toilet or the sheep pen? Was that the point?

"Classmate, your parents could also cry in the living room or kitchen, as those places are cleaner. I wouldn't really recommend crying in the toilet.

"What if you fall into the latrine while crying? You definitely wouldn't want to see that."

"I... Damn it... The point is that my sheep were crushed to death, and I lost tens of thousands! I'm not talking about where they cried!"

The classmate shouted angrily. If Lu Fan weren't an idiot, he would have wanted to punch him.

"Then you are quite pitiful. Since you don't have money for school, go home and herd sheep."

"However, if the sheep get crushed again, you can cry in the bedroom. The bedroom has a bed, and it's more comfortable to sleep."

"I..."

The classmate felt a flock of crows fly across his forehead, scattering some excrement on his face as they passed.

He wanted to jump up and get angry, but the person in front of him was an idiot. If he argued with an idiot, wouldn't that make him look like an idiot too?

For the sake of money, he would endure!

"Classmate, I don't want to drop out; I want to go to school! You must have money, right? Why don't you lend me some? That way, I can continue my studies, you'll accumulate merit by doing a good deed, and heaven will bless you."

"But I don't have that much money. My Aunt just transferred me four thousand yuan! That's definitely not enough for your tuition!"

Lu Fan didn't want to play anymore. It was more important to grind points with that time.

The two boys exchanged glances, seeing the excitement in each other's eyes. They had just gotten another four thousand yuan for free, which meant two thousand each.

"Classmate, look, both of us are in such difficult situations. Lend each of us two thousand, and we'll pay you back when we have money in a few days!"

"You both want money? Did your sheep get crushed too?"

Lu Fan looked at the other classmate with a confused gaze. This guy didn't have his companion's superb acting skills and looked completely bewildered.

"I... I don't have sheep at home!"

"Then what do you have at home?"

"Uh... I have a dog at home!"

"Then that's right, your dog could have been crushed to death!"

"I..."

The classmate gritted his teeth as he looked at Lu Fan's serious expression, but under his companion's hint, he forced himself to endure.

"You're right, my dog was crushed to death, and I need money to handle its funeral. After all, it was a companion that had been with me for many years."

The student gritted their teeth and roared this sentence from their throat, feeling an uncontrollable urge to hit someone.

After transferring four thousand yuan, Lu Fan smoothly gained two points.

Not long after the two walked away, their phones rang almost simultaneously.

"What? The courtyard wall collapsed, killing over a dozen sheep and causing tens of thousands in losses?"

"Ah Huang jumped off the building and died? How is that possible?"

The shocked gazes of the two met, and an extreme chill rose from their hearts.

Watching the two happily depart, Lu Fan smiled even more happily than they did.

The speed at which he made money now far surpassed the speed at which he spent it, so he didn't care about this small amount of money at all.

Moreover, the money he was giving away now would be returned by those people, without exception, once the lawsuit began.

Lu Fan wandered around the campus like this, and in just over an hour, he gained over ten points, taking another big step towards the next lucky draw.

His phone chimed with a text message alert. Lu Fan picked it up and saw it was the phone he had won from Pinxixi's lucky draw the day before yesterday.

When the deliveryman had to deliver ten Fruit Sixteen phones at once, he didn't dare to put them in the delivery locker. He then called Lu Fan, insisting he come pick them up in person.

Ten minutes later, Lu Fan returned to campus carrying the package.

Seeing the girls' dormitory building nearby, the guy's eyes rolled, and he walked straight towards it.

"I've never been inside a girls' dorm in my life. This is the perfect opportunity to go in and take a look while delivering a gift to my darling."

"What are you doing? Hey! I'm talking to you, you idiot! This is a girls' dorm, be careful I report you to the academic affairs office and get you expelled!"

Lu Fan had intended to sneak in while the dorm supervisor wasn't paying attention, but the female supervisor's eyes were like cameras, and she immediately called out to Lu Fan.

"Heh heh... Dorm supervisor auntie, I'm going in to see my girlfriend and give her something!"

"Who are you calling auntie? Your whole family are aunties!"

The female dorm supervisor immediately exploded, jumping up and pointing at Lu Fan as she unleashed her tirade.

Lu Fan glanced at her, who was at least 1.5 meters tall and weighed at least 150 jin. He secretly swallowed.

Then he looked at her face, which was like a steamed bun's skin, and figured she was at least fifty. Should he call her a little fairy or a little beauty instead of auntie? I... gag!