Which Good Person Broke Into the Girls' Dorm to Ask for Directions

The Dorm Manager Auntie held a makeup mirror and touched up the foundation that had fallen off in front of Lu Fan.

Once the foundation was applied, the auntie's face instantly turned deathly pale. Going out on the Ghost Festival night like this would probably scare people to death. Lu Fan felt a wave of nausea just looking at her.

"Get lost right now, or I'll call security. Then I'll give you a major demerit, and you won't even get your diploma!"

The Dorm Manager Auntie's impolite words angered Lu Fan. You won't listen if I speak nicely, do you? You want me to get tough with you?

"I'd like to see who in this school dares to give me a major demerit. Call the security guards over, and let's see who dares to kick me out!"

"I've heard for a long time that you, the dorm manager, like to skim things from female students. You make things difficult for them if they come back a bit late."

"The food, drinks, and snacks you usually consume are all contributions from the female students. It's clear you've taken a lot of bribes."

"It seems I need to call my aunt to report your deeds. Oh, right, you're related to the Dean of Students, Director Li, aren't you?"

"I'll have my aunt investigate if you two have any collusive interests. Let's see who gets kicked out of this school first!"

Lu Fan took out his phone and directly opened his aunt, Lu Fanghua's, WeChat. Seeing this, the Dorm Manager Auntie was stunned.

She was indeed connected, having gotten this good job as a dorm manager thanks to her relative, Director Li.

However, when it came to connections at Dragon University, who could compare to Lu Fan?

Lu Fan's parents were shareholders of Dragon University, holding a significant amount of stock. It was rumored that all that stock was now in Lu Fan's name.

Especially since Lu Fan's aunt was the principal, the biggest boss of Dragon University. Many people at Dragon University might bully or humiliate Lu Fan, but no one had ever dared to lay a hand on him.

The only student who had dared to slap Lu Fan before was expelled for campus bullying.

Thinking of this, the Dorm Manager Auntie instantly deflated. If Lu Fan made this call, not only would her job be over, but Director Li would be finished too.

"Don't... Lu Fool... Young Master Lu, don't make the call. I'll let you in, okay? Please don't call!"

The Dorm Manager Auntie sprinted out of the room like a hundred-meter dash, reaching out to block Lu Fan's phone, terrified he would dial.

"Hmph, will you still manage me in the future?"

"I won't! Young Master Lu, you can enter the female dormitory whenever you want from now on! It was my fault for provoking you! You are magnanimous..."

Seeing the Dorm Manager Auntie getting closer as she spoke, a pungent perfume scent hit Lu Fan's head. He took a step back in disgust, carrying the express package, and walked through the entrance of the female dormitory.

As soon as he turned a corner, he collided headfirst with a girl. A faint, pleasant perfume scent wafted over, making him stumble backward.

"Ah! Pervert, it's you..."

Lu Fan stared blankly at the girl in front of him. This girl was none other than Little Rain, the one with the huge chest whom he had taken liberties with the day before yesterday.

"No wonder she's so bouncy, so it's Little Rain, who achieved milk freedom for her entire family through her own efforts!"

Lu Fan's expression turned lewd as he scanned Little Rain from head to toe. Any man would understand his gaze.

Little Rain's expression flickered between anger and disbelief. The day before yesterday, this fool had tricked her into the woods, and she had been taken advantage of by him.

Thinking back to that scene, she felt like exploding. She never expected such a coincidence today, bumping into him right after coming downstairs.

Wait... this is the female dormitory. How did this fool get in here?

"You damn fool, how dare you barge into the female dormitory? Don't you want to live? Be careful the Dorm Manager Auntie calls someone to catch you!"

"Heh heh... Little Rain, who do you think in Dragon University dares to catch me?"

"You..."

Little Rain glared at him hatefully. This fool's gaze was too lustful, as if his eyes could see through her clothes. She instinctively crossed her arms over her chest, and in her embarrassment and anger, she squeezed past Lu Fan and turned to flee.

Everyone in the school knew that Lu Fan's aunt was the principal of Dragon University. Indeed, no one at Dragon University dared to do anything to him. At most, his classmates would mock him verbally, or some with worse character would try to trick him out of money, since this fool was rich anyway.

Lu Fan walked up to the second floor and then remembered something: he had no idea where Liu Mengran's dormitory was.

His eyes darted around, and he directly pushed open the door of a dormitory in front of him.

The dormitory was a bit stuffy. Two girls were sitting at a desk, browsing the internet. One of them, in particular, was sitting in a very indecent posture.

She leaned back in her chair, with one long leg resting on the stool and the other crossed on the desk, engrossed in watching a movie on her computer.

Seeing someone enter, the girl turned her head, looking at the boy standing at the door with a bewildered expression.

Lu Fan was also dumbfounded. He just wanted to ask someone where Liu Mengran's dormitory was, but he never expected to see such a steamy scene after opening a random door.

"Holy crap! This is intense!"

"Ah! Pervert!"

The girl froze for a few seconds before reacting. Her face flushed red as she jumped up, quickly covering her legs with her skirt, and then pointed angrily at Lu Fan, cursing.

"Pervert, how dare you sneak into the female dormitory? You'll be reported to the whole school and get a major demerit!"

The Dorm Manager Auntie downstairs had clearly heard the commotion, but she chose to ignore it. That fool had too strong of a background; let him do whatever he wanted.

She could handle all the girls on this floor, but facing that fool, she was completely powerless.

"Uh... Miss, I'm just asking for directions!"

Lu Fan's tone was a little aggrieved. He was genuinely here to ask for directions, but his eyes were still lingering on the girl's fair and tender long legs, not even blinking.

"Asking for directions, my ass! What decent person barges into a female dormitory to ask for directions!"

"Xiao Ting, he's the foolish Lu Fan. Hurry up and send him away. This person probably just barged in because his brain malfunctioned."

Another girl, who clearly recognized the famous Lu Fan, spoke with a look of disgust.

"Idiot Lu Fan? Is he that Dragon University's Number One Idiot?"

The long-legged girl clearly realized it too. A dark line flashed across Lu Fan's forehead. Saying he was Dragon University's Number One Idiot right in front of him, wasn't that an insult?

He was clearly the World's Biggest Idiot, alright? That title was awarded by the system.

"Miss, I'm really just asking for directions. Where is Liu Mengran's dorm?"

"Liu Mengran? You idiot want to chase the Number One Campus Belle, Liu Mengran?"

The long-legged girl glanced at Lu Fan from the corner of her eye with disdain, then glanced at the package in his hand. He was clearly here to try and impress the campus belle, but what kind of status did the Top Campus Belle Liu have? How could she possibly fall for a dead idiot like you.

"Xiao Ting, hurry up and chase him away. Don't let him interrupt our drama. That dead idiot Liu Mengran lives in dorm 302. Hurry up and go! Remember to close the door!"

Having gotten Liu Mengran's address, Lu Fan couldn't be bothered to waste any more time here and turned to leave.

A thought struck him, and as if possessed, he blurted out something that made the long-legged girl explode.

"Miss, those shorts you're wearing are quite sexy, but I personally recommend you buy a Philips shaver and be a little more diligent with it!"

Lu Fan bolted out the door. The long-legged girl was still stunned, not having reacted yet.

"Xiao Ting, you've been taken advantage of. That idiot just saw you naked, and he also thinks you're too lazy!"

"Ah! Dead idiot, I'm not done with you!"

A breakdown scream from the long-legged girl echoed from the dorm. Outside, Lu Fan was already sprinting towards the third floor.