The dorm manager took out a compact mirror and touched up the foundation she had shaken off earlier right in front of Lu Fan.
Once she reapplied it, her face instantly turned deathly pale. If she went out on the night of the Ghost Festival, she could probably scare someone into wetting themselves. The sight made Lu Fan's stomach churn.
"Get the hell out of here! If you don't leave, I'll call security! Then you'll get a major demerit, and you won't even graduate!"
The dorm manager's rude words angered Lu Fan. You wouldn't listen when I tried to talk nicely, so you had to make me get tough, huh?
"I'd like to see who in this school dares give me a major demerit. Call the security guards over. Let's see who dares throw me out!"
"I heard long ago that you, the dorm manager, like skimming things off the female students. If they come back a little late, you make things difficult for them in every possible way."
"All the food, supplies, and drinks you use are contributed by the female students. Clearly, you've taken plenty of bribes."
"Looks like I need to call Aunt and report your fine deeds. Oh, right, you're related to Director Li from the Director of Studies' office, aren't you?"
"I'll have Aunt investigate whether the two of you have any improper interests tied together. Let's see which one of us gets kicked out of this school first!"
Lu Fan took out his phone and directly opened Aunt Lu Fanghua's WeChat. The dorm manager was dumbfounded the moment she saw this.
She really was a well-connected hire, relying on her relative, Director Li, to land this cushy job as dorm manager.
But in Dragon University, when it came to connections, who dared compare themselves to Lu Fan?
Lu Fan's parents were shareholders of Dragon University and held quite a few shares. Rumor had it that those shares were now all in Lu Fan's name.
Especially since Lu Fan's aunt was Dragon University's biggest boss, the principal herself. Plenty of people at Dragon University bullied and humiliated Lu Fan, but no one had ever dared lay a hand on him.
The only student who had once slapped Lu Fan had been sent away for campus bullying.
At that thought, the dorm manager immediately wilted. If Lu Fan made that call, not only would she lose her job, but Director Li would be finished too.
"Don't... Lu Idi—Young Master Lu, don't call! I'll let you in, okay? Please don't call!"
The dorm manager dashed out of her room at a hundred-meter sprint and reached out to block Lu Fan's phone, terrified he would make the call.
"Hmph. Are you still going to control me from now on?"
"No, I won't! Young Master Lu, from now on, you can enter this girls' dorm whenever you want! It was my fault for offending you! You're a magnanimous man..."
Seeing the dorm manager move closer and closer as she spoke, with a pungent perfume smell assaulting his nose, Lu Fan took a disgusted step back, picked up the delivery box, and walked through the girls' dormitory entrance.
The moment he turned the corner, he crashed straight into a girl. A faint, pleasant scent of perfume rushed over him, bouncing him backward.
"Ah! Pervert, it's you..."
Lu Fan stared blankly at the girl before him. She was Little Rain, the busty girl whose body he had thoroughly groped two days ago.
"No wonder she's so springy. So it's Little Rain, who single-handedly gave her whole family milk freedom!"
Lu Fan's expression turned lecherous as his gaze traveled over Little Rain's body. Any man would instantly understand that look.
Xiao Yu's expression shifted unpredictably. Two days ago, this idiot had tricked her into the little woods, then taken every advantage of her.
Even remembering it now made her want to explode. She had not expected that, just after coming downstairs today, she would run right into him.
Wait... this was the girls' dormitory. How had an idiot like him gotten in here?
"You idiot, you dared break into the girls' dormitory? Are you tired of living? Watch the dorm manager call someone to arrest you!"
"Hehe... Little Rain, who in Dragon University do you think dares arrest me?"
"You..."
Xiao Yu glared at him resentfully. This idiot's gaze was way too lecherous, as if his eyes wanted to see through her clothes. She instinctively crossed her arms over her chest, then hurried past Lu Fan and fled in embarrassment and anger.
Everyone in the school knew that Lu Fan's aunt was Dragon University's principal. No one at Dragon University truly dared do anything to him. At most, the students mocked him for a little verbal fun, while some with worse character tricked him out of money, since this idiot was rich anyway.
Only after reaching the second floor did Lu Fan remember something: he had no idea where Liu Mengran's dormitory was.
His eyes rolled, and he directly pushed open the door to the dorm room in front of him.
The room was somewhat stuffy. Two girls were sitting at their desks surfing the internet, and one of them in particular was sitting in an extremely unladylike posture.
She leaned back in her chair, one long leg resting on a stool while the other was propped on the desk. She was engrossed in a movie on her computer.
When she saw someone enter, she turned her head and stared blankly at the boy standing in the doorway.
Lu Fan was stunned too. He had only wanted to ask where Liu Mengran's dorm was. Who would have thought that casually opening a dorm room door would reveal such a tantalizing sight?
"Holy shit! This is that wild?"
"Ah! Pervert!"
It took the girl several seconds to react. Her face flushed as she jumped up and hurriedly used her skirt to cover her legs, then pointed at Lu Fan and cursed angrily.
"You pervert! You dared sneak into the girls' dormitory? Just wait to be publicly criticized by the whole school and given a major demerit!"
The dorm manager downstairs had clearly heard the commotion as well, but she chose to ignore it. That idiot's backing was too powerful, so she might as well let him do whatever he wanted.
She could keep every girl in this building under control, but when it came to that idiot, she had no temper at all.
"Uh... beautiful, I'm just here to ask for directions!"
Lu Fan sounded somewhat aggrieved. He truly had come to ask for directions sincerely, but his eyes were still fixed on the girl's fair, long legs without even blinking.
"Ask for directions my ass! What decent person breaks into a girls' dormitory to ask for directions?"
"Xiao Ting, he's Lu Fan the idiot. Hurry up and send him away. He probably wandered in because his brain was acting up."
The other girl clearly recognized the famous Lu Fan and spoke with a look of disgust.
"Lu Fan the idiot? He's Dragon University's Number One Idiot?"
The long-legged girl clearly came to her senses as well. A black line crossed Lu Fan's forehead. Calling him Dragon University's Number One Idiot right in front of him—wasn't that insulting?
He was clearly the World's Biggest Idiot, okay? That title had been awarded by the system.
"Beautiful, I really am just asking for directions. Where is Liu Mengran's dormitory?"
"Liu Mengran? You idiot want to pursue Liu Mengran, the Number One Campus Belle?"
The long-legged girl shot Lu Fan a disdainful sideways glance, then glanced at the delivery box in his hand. He was obviously here to curry favor with the campus belle, but what status did Top Campus Belle Liu have? How could she possibly fancy an idiot like him?
"Xiao Ting, hurry up and drive him out. Don't delay us from watching our show. Idiot, Liu Mengran lives in room 302. Get going already! And remember to close the door!"
Having gotten Liu Mengran's address, Lu Fan could not be bothered to waste any more time here and turned to leave.
Then a thought flashed through his mind, and for some inexplicable reason, he blurted out something that made the long-legged girl explode.
"Miss, your panties are pretty sexy, but I'd personally recommend buying a Philips razor. It'd be even better if you were a bit more diligent."
Lu Fan bolted out the door. The long-legged girl was still too stunned to react.
"Xiao Ting, you got taken advantage of big time. That idiot just saw everything, and he even said you were too lazy!"
"Ah! Idiot, I'm not done with you!"
The long-legged girl's devastated scream rang out from the dormitory, while Lu Fan had already sprinted up to the third floor.
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